Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-66: whiskey on the rocks brand computers

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Since the King has spoken and granted the opportunity, allow me to make some suggestions for the first week's show. I am happy to build and run it, and if said matches are to people's liking, I can get to work and post it tonight.
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Emeraldegg posted...

Eddv posted...

I now hold in my hands this the Trash Title of the UCA.

I never wanted this but fate saw fit for my dynasty to start from the bottom. The Melee Mayhem title has been fought over in all of the worst and most chaotic circumstances but now here I am holding it after continually winning these matches.

I win because my thousand year dynasty cannot lose. With me and brother John the ed name will be one remembered forever.

But this piece of trash? No way.

As of this moment i rename the Melee Mayhem title to be the Marquess of Queensbury title and as such can only be defended in circumstances laid out by me. Any randomized stipulations and i will simply throw this title belt in the stinking flammable rivers of cleveland and force you to go on without it.

I am the real marquee player of this UCA not david. Line up to bow down the rest of you. Mercs is back and so is the Edwards Dynasty.

Is that the ghost from mike tyson mysteries

(yes)
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Strife2 posted...

Since the King has spoken and granted the opportunity, allow me to make some suggestions for the first week's show. I am happy to build and run it, and if said matches are to people's liking, I can get to work and post it tonight.

That works for me too, I can do next week.
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*comes to the ring in a fluster, appearing to still have pieces of table in his hair from Modern Warfare!*

The powers that be can wait to discuss the state of the UCA, because what we witnessed last night was a real, bona-fide conspiracy! They allowed someone to once again use that inferior Zero Signal's entrance. Strife stole my title all thanks to a weakling you people haven't seen in 9 months!

And I know it was someone screwing around in the production truck, because I vanquished Zero Signal to the depths of oblivion where he belongs! So one of the following is going to happen right now:

1) Either I am given back my Master of Taybles title, since the winning vote was from a person who ceases to exist. Or...
2) The guilty party responsible for last night's match comes forward so I can curb stomp their ass over and over!

...Oi just want to be done with this entire place. That's all. Get that last date over with, show my new employer's superiority and what it's like to be treated by a company that appreciates the work you put in for them and treats you well. But no. NO. Oi FOIND MYSELF STUCK IN THIS HELLHOLE OF A COMPANY BECAUSE MY BOSSES GOT SO FUCKING ANGRY AT HOW MY CONTRACT WAS BEING HANDLED.

And now Super Sonic Wrasslin' has taken over. And they say they're going to improve it, and make it not a joke like that crime against nature called Big Brother Mexico. And Oi'm expected to be the liaison between the two companies and *handle the cross-promotion*. ...Foine. FUCKING FOINE. THEY ASK ME TO HANDLE THIS, AND THEY assure me that this will be the last six weeks Oi have to deal with this... 'place', and Oi can foinally focus on honing moi craft with SSW.

Oi can deal with this. Oi will loathe every last second of it, but if this means Oi can finally, finally be done with the UCA, Oi will live up to their expectations and make sure each and every single one of you embarrassments to my life's love will turn into something watchable.

David, Oi have a few folk in mind, none of them have any interest in a regional 'World' title, but they do see something that Oi don't in you, and wish to hone that with a better class of worker.

Big the Human, YOU SHUT UP. Your failure as part of 'Team UCA' is directly responsible for this living hell Oi foind myself in! You have earned NOTHING.

And *eddv*, Oi am going to rip out j edward's liver and force feed it to you. Oi will NOT have the belt that oi and moi greatest rival WARRED OVER disrespected by a dime-store Survivor cast-off!

To the rest of you... Oi am going to go lay down and try to cool off, and we can discuss this like reasonable people. If oi'm needed, call Percy or Luxord. Oi'm not anwsering calls for the forseeable future

*Stalks off, glancing at and apologising about the irritability to someone off-screen as new theme music plays the cyborg off the screen*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYnmRGwZu2g

(...Lemme know if anyone has any ideas, I legitimately got nothing. @_@')
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I was planning on giving Raven a match tonight against Tom, but if you want to call out a man who doesn't exist, you are free to accept a guest spot on a returning "Strife's Sanctum" segment.
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Edit: (Faiiiir enough. ^_^')

(And fuckin' dammit I hate when that happens. >_<)
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I was talking to Raven, you have a different match, but you get some perks for doing so. However, if Tom wants to fight CPU, he's free to book that on Combat if he chooses.

*Slow ass computer. I had the promo written, and then the browser fucked up. Word of advice: always write long promos on Microsoft Word, not the GameFAQs screen*
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I will gladly take a match with Young Thomas! I bet it was him who screwed with the production truck! One way or the other, I will have my revenge!

Ok. Looks like my show is set then. I will announce everything very soon.
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2) The guilty party responsible for last night's match comes forward so I can curb stomp their ass over and over!

IT WAS ME RAVEN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG RAVEN!

...

Nah just kidding. I had nothing to do with it, I just really wanted to shout that.
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Night of Champions is approaching. I feel it is important to do my part in ensuring that all of us know what we are in for. I have decided to offer up a card so that a majority of the titles will have prospective opponents, per His Majesty’s suggestion. I won’t take them all away, but this will act as a pillar for what I hope we achieve with this next stretch of shows.

Undisputed Championship

David did some amazing things recently, including toppling DP’s title reign of 136 days. He won’t have to wait long to find out his NoC opponent. I have four people in mind, and they fight tonight.

DP v. Sultan v. Stifled v. Maniac!

The former champion, and three certifiable main event caliber opponents. Winner gets David at NoC; no fuss.

Tag Team Championship

His Majesty and Tom need opponents. Rather than book them on the fly, I have decided to let one of our recent THRIVING tag teams get a shot. Eaed and XIII have shown they are formidable. But I want to reward CPU as well. With this in mind, I am ready to grant him this offer.
Eaed and XIII will face off against CPU and Solio tonight!

I ask other bookers to keep tabs on this match. The winners will not be made contenders outright, but should be first in line, placed in other matches down the line to build them towards NoC. A new team could emerge as a challenger, or someone from SSW might show up...who knows.

MM and LW Championships

Eddv thinks the MM title is trash. Well, fine. We still need a challenger. I actually had one in mind. Emerald has been lighting the LW division on fire lately. However, he wants more. So, paying homage to my favorite Maestro of Mayhem, Dario Cueto, I offer Emerald this “unique opportunity.”

Emerald can choose one of two options. 1) Take your LW title and run home. 2) Compete tonight against Eddv. However, to get this match, you MUST vacate the LW Title. If you do, and you beat Eddv, you face him at Night of Champions. If you lose, not only do you lose you LW Title, you lose your right to become MM champion until Eddv loses said title. Eddv's opponent would then be chosen later.

Please choose wisely.

As for the LWs, I have an 8-person tournament lined up. Four matches tonight, with all others on subsequent weeks. If Emerald chooses to remain champion, the winner of the tourney faces him at NoC. If he vacates it, the final two will face off for the title at the PPV itself.
Jedwards, Nee, Wigs, Boko, Luster, Stevie, Shad, and GTM: your time is now!

I feel this is a strong first impression for the Kingdom’s first Ruin. I don’t want to step on the other booker’s toes, but we have most of the titles accounted for, and I believe users will be satisfied. How do the others feel about this arrangement? Not every title has "former champion" per se. That might rub someone the wrong way.
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Basically, I agree with XIII in the sense that I'm doing this to avoid double booking scenarios, even if some go against the "previous champs/contenders" bit, especially tag teams.
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One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Option 2

How exactly does NoC work? If I win against eddv, do I need to beat him again to call the MM title mine?
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Yes. This is a #1 Contenders match for you, no stipulations. Should you win, NoC would be the title match. Now you still have to worry about anyone else who might want you to lose and get the shot for themselves.
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Fine by me. Eddv doesn't want that title, I'd be glad to go after it.
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*A letter crosses the titantron*

Greetings, new employees, and viewers of the UCA, It will be a pleasure to work with you as our new child company, for however long this arrangement lasts, and, we assure you, you will all be treated as you deserve.

To the 'King' of the UCA's... bodyguard, retainer, we aren't entirely sure what you are other than quite loyal, and a tad... unnerving in said loyalty.

Our ward would appear to have gone into a frothing rage upon hearing the phrase 'title opportunity' and smashed Scratch through a wall as a response.

I didn't quite understand what he was saying through the cries of anger and disgust before Ms. Acorn knocked him out with a sleeper hold, but I suspect those words are a sore point with him and part of his deciding to leave your company.

However, he did communicate a desire, in his brief moments of clarity, that his partner over there still get a shot. I ask that you replace our ward, but still give his partner, this... 'Sol-ee-oh'...? gentleman a shot at this title if you wish to show him appreciation.

Best of Wishes, Percival Watson
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I forgot about the "no titles" thing. Sheesh. How about this.

Eaed/XIII v. GTM/Solio instead?

I'll find a replacement for GTM in the tourney. I think I know a guy...er....thing. I've decided to cut that down to 2 tourney matches tonight, to ensure we have others to book on other shows. The other matches are Luster v. Shad and Wigs v. Boko.

Jedwards v. Nee and Stevie v. GTM's replacement.

Edit: Show is booked. I'll give some more time for potential comments, but anticipate it at 6 PM CST.
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*Second letter*

Our ward is currently still being choked out to lessen the risk of him hurting himself, so I can't get a response from him on that front, but if you believe this 'GTM' to be a suitable partner, than I see no further reason to be disagreeable.

Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Many thanks, Percival Watson.
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I'm determined to do what it takes to continue to prove that I am the top superstar in this company, and a few entities need to recognize that.

As much as a UCA booked and controlled by SSW might be a nightmare scenario, I'm confident that our liaisons, which include Strife and CPU, are up to the task and will do what is best for everyone, especially the UCA.

I welcome a contendership match. I'm eager to see who will step up to the plate for my title, and excited to clash heads with a premier opponent and defend my title.

I'm also still adamant that everyone around the world needs to see the Undisputed Champion of the UCA prove that when it comes to the UCA and SSW, one company reigns supreme.

Regardless, I have faith in the administrative powers, and look forward to challenges that allow me to learn, continue to grow, and most of all, show that noone stacks up to me.
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David v. Eggman has been added. David wanted a match with whatever SSW is, and at least Eggman has won a ton of matches.

Not that I understand this SSW stuff either
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*arches eyebrow*

...."child company"?
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RUIN!

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75375504
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Tom Bombadil posted...

*arches eyebrow*

...."child company"?

*Letter 3*

Yes. You lot will be largely self-reliant, and anyone that comes in from this point on isn't under our employ, just yours.

...It occurs to me that you might've be thinking this was an equal working agreement. And, to this I say, Ah hah, hahaha, ha ha, *hahahahahahahaha*.


Best wishes, Percival Watson.
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Eh yo. Go vote.
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hi @Strife2
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hi @Boko

OT school is fucking hard. Part of me wants to go back to not caring about hard stuff that makes my brain hurt.
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I might have lost in my attempt at the LW championship. That is, as we all know in Mercs lore, to be okay. You can't win them all. You can slip from time to time but focus down and you know exactly the way path forward.

I want The "Sultan" of "Slam". Give me a fucking match. In fact, I want this to be a 2 on 1 handicap match with good brother Douglas. And before you say THAT'S NOT FAIR, fine. You get a steel chair. That satisfy you punk?

If you're really some middle eastern king fighting out of the tough streets of Pittsburgh you wouldn't turn this down.
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Strife2 posted...

hi @Boko

OT school is fucking hard. Part of me wants to go back to not caring about hard stuff that makes my brain hurt.

oh yeah, i forgot that we're both in OT school!

I'm a bout 6 months in now and I love it
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I do too, but I'll be damned if I hate taking tests and doing 3 years of workload in 1 year.
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DP - 3
Sultan - 4
Stifled - 1
Maniac - 1
DP had a shot to try and reclaim his title from David, but SULTAN will be the one to challenge the new Heavyweight Champion!

Eddv - 4
Emerald - 6
I'll see you at NoC, Eddv. That's all.

David - 9
Eggman - 1
HW champ David wastes no time in showing that he's not messing around, UCA or SSW.

Future Rocks - 9
GTM/Solio - 1
Tag title contenders indeed! A blowout to make a strong statement, it'll be hard to overlook these 2.

Tom - 4
Raven - 5
Tom said he didn't have time to deal with Raven, and paid the price for it. How far will Raven's anger take him!?

Jedwards - 8
Nee - 2
Jedwards moves on in the LW tournament!

Stevie - 5
BEAR - 5
Everyone kiss your sister, cause we got a tie. In a tournament no less. How do break ties?
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Jed/Stevie/BEAR Triple Threat in next round? Stevie/BEAR rematch before Round 1 is over? The two options I can think.
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There's a lot to say about those results.

I said I was committed to putting the UCA on my back in terms of showing everyone which company was superior, and a big win against a supposed top SSW competitor is a great step in the direction I'm looking to go in, but my goals don't involve a one and done match. I'm going to continue to seek out SSW matches, and continue to win.

As for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship, and our new #1 Contender in Sultan, I wouldn't have it any other way. I mean, where do I even start with this potential match up, there are endless angles to take to come up with a story here.

Angles I plan on taking over the course of the build up to our eventual battle, but I'll throw this out here just to get the thinking going:

Like DP, I wouldn't be where I was today if it wasn't for Sultan. He's been a great partner and supporter, and it'll be a privilege to have my first title defense against a friend.

Also like DP, though, I was once given a title shot against Sultan when he was the Undisputed Champion. As with my first match against DP, I was unprepared, and ultimately lost.

We all seen how the rematch went though, didn't we?
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Tom and Apollo. Your Future is looking bleak.
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I want those goddamn titles, but let's see how the booking team stack the deck.
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Strife2 posted...

Jed/Stevie/BEAR Triple Threat in next round? Stevie/BEAR rematch before Round 1 is over? The two options I can think.

Triple threat is the normal UCA way of handling it.
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muddersmilk posted...

IT WAS ME RAVEN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG RAVEN!

JR: "Aw son of a bitch"

Nothing serious, it's just my natural response to this ^_~
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Z sig?
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XIII_rocks posted...

I want those goddamn titles, but let's see how the booking team stack the deck.

Rest easy former boss man, I'll have a royal/administrative declaration regarding the nature of your involvement (or lack thereof) in the tag team title match at Night of Champions next week, on a special Launching Pad for the one-night only revival of Eruption (in place of Ruin)!

I suggest you and your fellow Modern Warfare partner-in-failure tune in and pay attention.
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Apollo you better watch you mouth or else I'm gonna rock your future. Boooooooo dad jokes

Fu-ture Rocks!
Fu-ture Rocks!
Fu-ture Rocks!
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I am used to having a quick turnaround so have combat >_>
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75382021

I'll get a new main topic today or tomorrow unless somebody beats me to it!
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