Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-66: whiskey on the rocks brand computers

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I'm still coming for you CPU.

Don't think this tourney and new belt will change that. I'm going to win it and take the original title back from you.
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Alright so Ruin tomorrow! It'll feature eaed/XIII and Maniac/eddv in the tournament semi-finals! A contender for Solio will also be decided!

And at MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM, Raven will challenge Tom for the tables title!

So the PPVV so far is

Dp/stifled (undisputed title)
Apollo/strife vs Sultan/David (tag titles)
MELEE final
Tom vs Raven - Taybles match to become master of Taybles
Solio vs. ? (LW title)
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And Texas death is total time in the lead
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Well well well.

Looks like Eddy and I are going to be squaring off once again.

This doesn't have to get violent my old frienemy. Just take your broken darkness or whatever and get out of the way.

Go after the HW title or overthrow Raven or something.

Just don't get between me and my fun.
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Will have to be tomorrow now but it'll be asap.

And my tomorrow is like...7 hours from now anyway so it's not really tomorrow for you guys
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Wait this tournament is for the Melee title?

I thought it was for a crack at DP.
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*facepalm*

Yes it is for the Melee title! After that scoundrel CPU ran off with the title to the UK. Though I have heard rumblings of where he might defend it and am looking into plane tickets. You will not escape me CPU! *shakes fist*

What were we talking about?

Oh right. Yes this is for the MM title not DP. So why don't you just quit our match and let me move on to my title shot/inevitable win.
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75192640?page=2#114

I am doing an end of wwe year report card alot like Pro Wrestling Insider. If i were to grade the uca alot of you would get F's.... Na im Only joking but ill let you decide who would get an F i do love tbe uca and my uca family. Id like to Tip my hat to one person in UCA who deserves an A+ and even of we dont see eye to eye or we had probably the fued of the year id like to give A shout out to Dp.. you have had an amazing year and i cant take that away from you. Also id like to give a shout out to David we are a great team and when we beat the lyers and the snakes that call them selves king Apollo and Strife we will prov to the world that they are sowrong about us
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While it is going to be fun to renew the rivalry between XIII and myself, I must win so that I can accomplish two goals. A. Get my Melee Mayhem Title back
B. Get some good justice against the man who has betrayed me in Maniac.

Bring it on!
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Also, I updated the spreadsheet.

If I were to make a suggestion, I think the emeraldegg would be a good challenger to Solio's LW Title!
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75205461
Ruin!
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aiming for combat on the late side of tonight but as always results would be helpful
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Maniac won 4-2 in the PM match
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Ruin Results for 4/7/17

Eaed – 7
XIII – 2

Eaed used stealth to beat XIII tonight.
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Maniac – 4
Eddv – 2

Maniac will have to take out two brothers in a row if he wants a shot at “his” title.
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Nick – 1
David – 9

No tag title shot for you, Nick.
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DP – 3
Sultan – 7

Sultan has DP’s number.
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Apollo – 7
Stifled – 3

But luckily for DP, Stifled got beat down by His Majesty too.
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Raven threw Solio through a TAYBLE!

I believe Sultan’s vote helped Raven avoid having “fun” done at his expense.
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EmeraldEgg won the LW #1 Contendership Battle Royal

Eggman is on a roll.
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David has things to say, does he? His Majesty and I will be prepared to hear them on TOMBAT. Watch what you say: we might make you choke on your words.
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So Maniac and eaed will face off one more time for the MELEE title at MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM

And eddv, we will compete in a third place playoff for number 1 contendership to the title!
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Whether it be in singles competition or as a team, Simply Rich continues to dominate.
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Hah!


even in defeat i get one step closer to my goals... Obsolete Raven Brother Zero what does this make you?
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I tossed Solio's carcass through a table to show him that The Broken Raven is not about having fun. And Brother Eddvard... neither of us are set for the Mayhem Mountain since you could not get the job done against The Maniac.

If you're so confident that you could render me, The Broken Raven, obsolete... then let's decide that for ourselves in the ring. In one corner, The Broken Raven, the leader of the next world. And in the other corner, Young Eddvard, the self-claimed prodigy of the shambles known as The Broken Flock!

Oh ok never mind

Or let's make it a triple threat for that MELEE contendership
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Emerald wins a lv 9 battle royale by doing absolutely nothing
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so just to check we have

MM: Maniac/eaed
HW: Dp/Stifled
MM #1C: XIII/Raven/eddv
Taybles: Tom/???
Tag: Simply Rich/???
LW: Solio/egg
apollo and strife do a thing???

something like that for MoM?
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I think we were to were to face apollo and strife but do they deserve it?
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Finally, Maniac it is as it was supposed to be. You and I put the friendship and the fun on the line for my title!
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tombat!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75213055
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TheSultanOfSlam posted...

I think we were to were to face apollo and strife but do they deserve it?

Yes this was booked after the last ppv

And Tom needs a new contender
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Which is happening on Combat so good
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*Heaves purge monster off balcony through a tayble*
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In a few hours
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Strife2 posted...

*Heaves purge monster off balcony through a tayble*

Throws strife at the purge monster
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*Dives into purge monster and crashes into the floor. Stands up, brushes self off, and sells while walking away*

Not how I planned it, but he got hurt more. *Cough*
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Mountain of Mayhem btw:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75218149
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Oh thanks
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Here are the results from that poorly viewed Tombat:

Gravy - 4
Stevie - 2

DP/Solio - 3
Stifled/Egg - 2

XIII - 6
Boko - 0

Apollo/Strife - 4
Tom/Wigs - 2

Machete - 5
Luster - 1

GTM - 5
Nee - 0
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I had a really good week. Dominating the Undisputrd champion, and retaining the tag titles with my buddy David proving we are the most dominate team in this ghriving tag division.. what a week!
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MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM Results

Stifled 6-7 DpOblivion
DP is still the B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion

eaed 6-8 Maniac
Maniac is the new B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion

Apollo/Strife 5-9 Sultan/david
Sultan/david is the new B8UCA Tag-Team Champion

Raven - 3
eddv - 6
XIII - 6
eddv and XIII, co-number one contenders after simultaneously pinning Raven!

Emerald 9-5 Solio
Emerald is the new B8UCA LW Champion
Emerald did it! An explosive victory for the new guy, and he takes the LW Championship!

Tom def. gravy and Stevie to retain the taybles title
And will defend against Raven tomorrow night on Ruin!

Boko 10-5 Shad
Shad is the new Jester!





Ruin will be up soon
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*fires off a confetti cannon*

Woo! The belt is mine again! A record setting win for me! What a glorious day.

Now this is fun!

Only one problem left. This is not my belt *holds up the brand new title belt*. CPU, you ran off with the real, original MM title belt. And while this new one is awesome and I wear it with joy, I want that one back.

I'm coming for you CPU. There can be only one Melee Mayhem champion, and that champion is Maniac Sixty Four.
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Hey yeah alright! A winner is me!
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Find CPU! Take back the MELEE Championship!

I will do my best to find him and bring him back!

@IhatethisCPU, come to Lethal Lottery Day 2 and PUT THAT TITLE ON THE LINE!
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muddersmilk posted...

*fires off a confetti cannon*

Woo! The belt is mine again! A record setting win for me! What a glorious day.

Now this is fun!

Only one problem left. This is not my belt *holds up the brand new title belt*. CPU, you ran off with the real, original MM title belt. And while this new one is awesome and I wear it with joy, I want that one back.

I'm coming for you CPU. There can be only one Melee Mayhem champion, and that champion is Maniac Sixty Four.

*hits Maniac with a steel chair and shakes his finger in his face.*

I will be the first to admit that I am going to be a sore loser! I went into this match too friendly. Thinking there would be a way to salvage this relationship but alas it looks like this will not be the case! I am coming for YOU, Maniac! You will not find it fun!!!
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(also, we are near the end of my work day and I will update the spreadsheet tomorrow.)
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Also congratulations to Emerald on the 100th LW Championship Reign in the history of that great championship! It, and the tag titles, are the only two titles that have never been altered in any way, shape or form.
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Oh snap, that's awesome! It is an honor.
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Enjoy your tainted win Young Eddvard. You couldn't beat The Broken Raven on your own, so you shared a pinfall with the 13th Generation of Rocks. We'll eventually face off one on one, and you'll learn your place within the Flock!

And that will happen when I finally extract my revenge on Thomas by putting him through ALL the tables!

@Tom_Bombadil if you're able to edit the PPV file, could you go into it and give Mountain of Mayhem heading 4? I can't do it.
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Also Sultan/david are still champions, of course. Small error in the results there.
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BrokenRaven posted...

Enjoy your tainted win Young Eddvard. You couldn't beat The Broken Raven on your own, so you shared a pinfall with the 13th Generation of Rocks. We'll eventually face off one on one, and you'll learn your place within the Flock!

And that will happen when I finally extract my revenge on Thomas by putting him through ALL the tables!

I plan on learning my place in the flock.

As its savior. XIII simply horned in on my legitimate pinfall you will become an Obsolete Raven, Brother Zero. And then you will fade away.
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After a tough, hard fought battle, both in and out of the ring, Sultan and I have prevailed and are still your Tag Team Champions.

We are the face of this THRIVING Tag division, and we will continue to be at the very top for as long as we can prove that we can be dominant, and there is no stopping now.

I look forward to whatever challenges come our way.
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God damnit I didn't actually post Ruin

I typed the card and saved it and then updated some of the files but didn't actually post the card

Lame
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