Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-66: whiskey on the rocks brand computers

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75226369
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Oh wow, that's really cool. about the 100th LW champion thing. Congrats Emerald.

Also OW! Dang it Eaed, that hurt! But at least now you are learning the truth about fun.

*begins giant chase where I go after CPU while Eaed chases after me*
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Maniac64 posted...

*begins giant chase where I go after CPU while Eaed chases after me*

Now I am imaging us in like a Scooby-Doo chases scene...
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That is exactly what I was thinking of
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David and Sultan got the better of us. That said, placing His Majesty back on the throne will take some time. Time enough to make everyone else in the tag team division suffer. Stifled should have hoped his partner was around more. His Majesty and I didn't hesitate to beat him down.

Onto the next team of weaklings.
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Maniac - 5
DP - 4

Maniac makes a statement with a huge win over the HW champ!

Eddv - 5
XIII - 3

Eddvard becomes the #1 contender to the MELEE Mayhem title.

Broken Raven - Wins
Brother Thomas - Put through a Tayble

Yours truly, The Broken Raven, has become the Master of Taybles! More on this later.

Sultan/David - 7
eaed/Boko - 2

Ouch.

Solio - 1
Egg - 8

Double ouch!

Machete - 4
GTM - 5

GTM wins, huzzah

Empire of Silence - 3
Strife/Apollo - 6

And the Silent Empire continues to fall further into obscurity

It was only a month ago that the man who calls himself a fair authority, Young Thomas, had the audacity to tell me, The Broken Raven, to stop crying and leave. He made the error of mistaking my rightful protests as a desperate cry for attention, and now only one question needs to be asked... who's crying now?

Because in only a matter of weeks, I defeated former Emperor Shad and he eventually fell far down to the ranks of his rightful title, Jester Shad. Then, I slayed the UCA bear and you'll never see it waste time in this ring or space on this roster. I followed that up by derailing the gravy train. And then in the most glorious victory of them all, I put Young Thomas straight through a table and into obscurity where he belongs.

Because of the circumstances with how the match ended, I have earned my rematch with The Dark Prince Oblivion. When I rightfully put him through a table, the powers that be will have no choice but to recognize me as the #1 contender to the Undisputed Championship and give me the title match that I've deserved for a long time. And when I become not only the Master of Taybles, but also the Master of the UCA, fools like Young Eddvard will also have no choice but to recognize me as not only the face of The Flock, but also the face of the UCA.

Good, there is truly no question that I am the new LW champion!
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(...Oh wow the crash actually kept this. ...I am impressed.)

*The Titantron staticks to life for the first time in ages, revealing a... curiously happy cyborg in a hotel room and a PS3 controller in... one hand. ...The other's in a sling. ...The Melee Mayhem belt is also missing.*

Oi oi, been some toime, and you 'ave me apologies, had some... uh... technical difficulties. ...And physical issues.*I glance down at the sling, and shrug.* There was an teleportation issue, got me robotic arm stuck in an electric sign during my last MM title defense, not a big deal, just need to keep it in this siphoning sling to drain off the excess energy so me arm don't explode. *Nods apologetically to the camera.* You know how it is.

Anyhow, you all don't care about that, yer more interested in the European Melee Mayhem championship! And, I am happy to say that I am no longer in possession of the blasted thing! *The grin shifts to an slightly evil tone.* I mean, I'm ...sorry... to say... that I was pinned by one of my coworkers here in SSW... three weeks ago, I believe? It should be up on the Official SSW Youtube channel by now, if the S Team interns didn't accidentally crash it AGAIN. *Glares to the right towards a door, where he's greeted by a championship belt hitting him square in the face.*

Wh- WHAT THE HEC- ...is this the-

(From the door.)

"Yes, that's your belt. Slightly spruced up in fact!"

...Why are you-

"*I* didn't want that hideous thing! But I had to get it away from you somehow! I *bequeath* it back to you!"

...Who paid you off, Princess?

"No one! Just not our property, and we're not going to risk a repeat of the Comic books kerfuffle."

Oh come on, I don't even want-

"We know that, but our legal team will never forget the Anders Incident, so not taking the risk."

...Why did you let me put it up then.

"You did say you were going to defend it here!"

...But if I'm just going to get the belt back if I lose it he-

"Just this once! You' still have to defend it at your old-"

LIKE HELL I DO! Negotiations are still on-going!

"One night deals and working agreements!"

...You didn't sign a-

"Of course we didn't, they're beneath us! But we are sending you back for one night!"

...Why.

"When you lose the belt *there* you can work for us full-time!"

...Thank for the vote of confidence, Sal.

"You earned in the last few matches! ...Also you did make fun of my husband at the bar."

HE HASN'T HAD ANY GOOD GAMES IN FIVE YEARS.

"That's a matter of opinions, dear! Have fun!" *The voice fades away*

...*Apparently the belt is mine again.* ...ALRIGHT, MANIAC YOU WANT THIS BELT, I'M COMING TO *YOU!* I'll see you in- whenever the brown fuck Lethal Lottery week 2 is!
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Excellent
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What the actual hell that match was for a shot at Maniac?

How do i keep not getting the memo?!?
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Your ineptitude keeps putting you in my way Eddy.

I am beginning to think your mistakes are intentional and you are trying to ruin my fun.

Don't ruin my fun Eddy.
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Eddv you're third in line anyways. Go order a pizza.
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Btw the spreadsheet is updated and with All time updates too.
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The wins keep on coming for your Tag Team Champions.
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I feel like a sailboat man I got the wind at my back and all this momentum. Dp he better consider himself lucky that I am preoccupied with the beautiful Tag Team titles and dont come kick his ass again but I digress Dp he's doing a good job doing what he's doing the tag titles or more exciting than the Undisputed title right now man!
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Ruin tomorrow afternoon if all goes according to plan. Or tonight if I'm feeling SUPER PRODUCTIVE (I won't be after I get done with work)
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Combat?
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I'm in Egypt on vacation

Combat soon then Ruin can wait until Sunday or Monday but someone will need to do it for me
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I was just saying combat because Tom said Ruin.
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That too
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whatever my show is called here's the topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75237755
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oh hey it's uca day in tom tens as well
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75238009
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hey
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huzzah
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Bump
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Combat results and can somebody post Ruin too
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Raven v. XIII- DRAW
low votals and no taybles and I am blaming it on our main event

Sultan/david-4
Dp/Stifled-3
STATEMENT MADE by the Thriving Tag Division!

eddv-5
Solio-3
I suspect neither of these men took advantage of the no holds barred stip

emerald-3
Tom-5
aw yeah I am slightly less irrelevant

Machete/GTM-2
Maniac/Nee-6
maniac solos

Wigs-6
Cobain-2
wigs really should get an uoty win at some point imo
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Behold the power of the MM champion Maniac!

No one will stop my fun!
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Thats 2 wins over the Indisputed champion in 2 weeks haha Undisputed title lol
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The Tag titles are main event material!
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Bump
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With all this User of The Year Bullshit the UCA isnt getting any love!

Uca your tag team champion Sultan and David love you and will always put you first!

Also i beat the Undisputed champion twice last week
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Ok guess I'll do Ruin since I'm back now. Combat will need to immediately follow it.
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Sultan speaks the truth!
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Unleash RUIN

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75256122
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oooooh yeah
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davidponte posted...

There is no separating Simply Rich. How's that for chemistry?

Since day 1, we've shown that no two people can stack up to us when we put our forces together. We've both defeated and defended our titles against some of the most prestigious Tag Teams the UCA has ever seen, and we've proven countless times that we are able, both together and separately, to beat some of the biggest stars in the company.

Tonight, we are on our way to another successful title defense, and at Lethal Lottery, we'll be taking it a step further.

Firstly, together we will be at the advantage on Day 1 as we team up to secure our entrance in the #1 Contendership Battle Royale, then, on Day 2, not only will we once again defend our Tag Team titles in dominant fashion, but we will also come out victorious in the aforementioned Battle Royale.

At the end of Lethal Lottery, Sultan and David will be your Tag Team Champions, and one of us will also be your #1 Contender to the UNDISPUTED Championship. We've shown before that we can dominate the UCA when we work for it, and there's nothing we'll be working harder for than an absolute victory at Lethal Lottery.

I'll be ready. Sultan will be ready. Will you be ready, UCA?

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Ruin Results for 4/20/17

Stifled – 3
Eddv – 8

Not the result Stifled was hoping for heading into what could be his final shot at DP’s championship.
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GTM – 0
Maniac – 11

and

Sultan/david – 11
Nee/Machete – 0

This is definitely unexpected. Two absolute shutouts on the same card. Maniac and Simply Rich have momentum.
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Solio/Stevie – 2
Tom/Apollo – 9

An administrator and a king showed why they are in power.
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Luster –
Gravy – 2
Emerald – 9

I feel I lucked out in the draw. Emerald continues to roll on as LW Champion.
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Raven – 4
Strife – 6

DARKNESS overcame the power of Broken taybles.
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*sips tea*

No other opponents matter right now. Only Dp.

I'll handle all these other folks after I win the Undisputed Title!
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From RUIN

muddersmilk posted...

Dang it eaed, stop getting in my way.

Looks like I am going to have to put you down for good.


As for CPU.

First you threaten to mess with my title and "redesign it". Then you insult the blindfold match which I created. Now you seem determined to stay in Europe to avoid fighting me at Lethal Lottery.

So let me make something clear. If you do not show up, I will hunt you down, invade SSW, and personally beat you and anyone who touches the MM title to a bloody pulp. Then I will take the title and bring it back to the UCA.

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(From ruin just now cause I 'm too lazy refresh to see if the time's up for voting >_>')

IhatethisCPU posted...

To the @muddersmilk

Aha. Haha. Hahahaha. Shamefully, you, much like most of your federations viewer, seem unable to read, so allow me to clarify my position. I am Percival Watson, head of legal for Super Sonic Wrasslin', and the man charged with making sure our talent does not get mistreated and their characters defamed. We had to deal with Sonic 2006, and Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, we know when our talent has been mistreated.

The man you know as CPU is not determined to stay here, He is not being permitted to leave. And he did not ask to redesign your... cut-rate spinner belt abomination, we did.

He promised to be back to defend the belt against you or that fellow that somehow misspelled his own name, however, we no longer have any desire to allow one of our newest acquisitions be devalued by having to work in a company such the one you seem to find yourself trapped in, and an environment we find questionable, at best, as is being proven by your behavior. Perhaps we could've arranged a deal for you to work here for a night, but your threats have rendered that possibility moot. If you come to the SSW after this Lethal Lottery n. 2, you will forcibly removed from the premises and potentially shot in the kneecaps.

Much Love, Percival Watson.

P.S. Just because you created it does not mean it was a good idea. Your blindfold match is mentioned in the same breath as that "Billiard Room Brawl' match that was created to tie in with Sonic '06's release. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

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There is nothing surprising about a dominant win from Simply Rich.
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omagaw tombat time is now
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75260698
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To Thomas Bombadil:

We formally apologise for the match type profanity in the post script of the last letter, and humbly ask for your forgiveness.

Best of wishes, Percival Watson.

P.S. It is still an unfortunately apt comparsion, however..
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Alright Percy, I see how it is. Welcome to the No Fun List. The list for people who want to stop my fun. You are now at the top of it. As a result, I will soon be bashing your head in.

I admit, I assumed you were just covering for CPU and helping him avoid having to face me. It seems that is not the case and he might not be quite as cowardly as I thought. I guess I will have to bump up my flight and pay you and SSW a little visit if that is what is preventing my match with CPU at Lethal Lottery from happening.

I can be very...persuasive.
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Percy is going to be in for a big surprise when Maniac is upset once again and I, THE eaed, takes down The Master of NO FUN and regains MY Title and then I will assist Percy by taking his title from him to become the UNDISPUTED MELEE MAYHEM CHAMPION!
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Your on my No Fun List to Eaed.

Just so you are aware.

Though that is one name I will be crossing off at Lethal Lottery.
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Is anyone surprised? No? Okay then!
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Your on my no fun list to
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