With the $x to do y topics, I thought this might be fun. Just state how much you would want to be paid to do whatever is in the title.
RULES -Be specific when voting! Give me an actual dollar amount or explicitly say that you'd reject the offer. It helps me with tallying and calculating. -1 vote, no alts, blah blah, you have until whenever I put the next topic up to vote (at least 24 hours) -Give the minimum amount you want in US dollars and cents, "free," "no deal," and negative amounts are acceptable (which means you'll pay, instead of someone paying you). Google is good for currency conversion (search "1000 Euro to USD" without quotes, for example). -Read the stipulations every time for any rules/information that are for the particular topic. Only I can add/remove/change them later as needed. -You can nominate 3 things per day. You can write your own stipulations or have me take care of it. -Ask me (or the original nominator) about stipulations if you need more information.
TODAY'S OFFER: Leave your current nation of residence forever. If you accept, you'll be banned from your country, never to return. Don't worry, the stipulations are not as bad as they were for leaving Board 8.
STIPULATIONS FOR THE OFFER 1. You will need to leave your country permanently. You can never return to it for any reason. You must give up your citizenship if possible. 2. You can still communicate with people from your country in any way you want (except you visiting them, but they can visit you) 3. You can move to any country you want, you can bring anything (and anyone) you want assuming it's legal to do so 4. You get the money immediately, and you have one month to move out. You can convert the money, and you can ask for it to be given in another currency (but please vote for amounts in US dollars for my own sanity) 5. If you return to your country, you will be deported and/or killed.
Day 2: Be stuck with a minimum wage job for the rest of your life. Rejections: 10 Acceptances: 20 Statistics of acceptances: Min: $50,000.00 Max: $30,000,000.00 Average: $6,538,750.00 Average without outliers: $5,303,947.37 Median: $3,250,000.00
Day 1: Abandon Board 8 and Board 8ers completely Rejections: 21 Acceptances: 18 Statistics of acceptances: Min: $-20 Max: $27,000,000,000,000 Average: $1,500,000,595,084 Average without outliers: $27433.67 Median: $10,250
Nominations:
ONE: Give Up Your Favorite Food forever. Conveniently 'fall' into an exhibit full of dolphins at the local aquarium. Insult Israel on live television. Update every Board 8 Save My contest once an hour for three years. Strahax writes your biography that becomes what everyone will remember you by. Write A Book That Must Become A Bestseller Within A Year, or Die. (Stipulation: Fiction, Non-Fiction, Genre, Length, up to you.) You are given an option to find out the exact moment you'll die. You can not alter this fate, nor can you tell anyone about this information. You do 3 porn videos. 1 vanilla, 1 group, and 1 random. The random one can not be mutilation or beastiality, or anything illegal. However, other genres are fair game. You can't eat processed, fast, or "instant" foods for a year. Live in Somalia for 1 month. Participate in the Running of the Bulls. Teach a kindergarten class for one month. Spend the night in a suspected haunted house. Have a curse placed on your favourite sports team, where they cannot win a championship in the next 25 years.
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Everything is overrated - <D I would gladly take 90 whippings and be sentenced to 2 years in jail than have my account warned. - NotYou
I live 20 min away from canada and have been looking for jobs over there as it is so moving there and still being able to have friends/family visit quite easily makes this not that hard. Money would be just enough to buy a small home for the most part.
Probably about $1 million. Canada is easily one of the best countries in the world, but I wouldn't mind moving to San Francisco if I had enough money for a nice place and I wouldn't really have to worry about getting a real job for a while.
It would definitely suck to never be able to come back since I love this place, but starting a new life sounds exciting enough that I'd probably take the money and then just regret it later.
In the future everyone, please estimate your own costs of things and post those amounts. I'm guessing on the cost of things, and considering that I fly on average of once per 3 years, I don't really know how much some flights would even cost. Also, please convert to US dollars before voting, so it's easier on me.
Counting XIII's vote as $1,552,400.
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Everything is overrated - <D I would gladly take 90 whippings and be sentenced to 2 years in jail than have my account warned. - NotYou
Forever is the hard part because that will limit your work down the road. But for a minimum... 750k. 500 is too low for what I'll be losing, but the extra should be manageable.
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In the future everyone, please estimate your own costs of things and post those amounts. I'm guessing on the cost of things, and considering that I fly on average of once per 3 years, I don't really know how much some flights would even cost. Also, please convert to US dollars before voting, so it's easier on me.
I wasn't really referring to you, but just saying to everyone that I prefer numbers to "a plane ticket" or "a Big Mac" or something like that. Just for my own sanity :)
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Everything is overrated - <D I would gladly take 90 whippings and be sentenced to 2 years in jail than have my account warned. - NotYou
Enough for a plane ticket and a financial cushion until I got going on my own. I almost said free though. As much as I love Amurica, I've already tried to stay in Australia once and never come back but my extension s*** didn't go through in time.
Over 4 million to convince the girlfriend to leave and never come back and a little for me to pay for travel costs and a new house.
Either canada, the UK, New Zealand or Sweden. Sweden depends on how hard the language is to learn, New Zealand depends on if it has crazy huge bugs like Australia.
-- Warning_Crazy Winner of Board 8 Big Brother! "better than ngamer"- nick