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Tom Bombadil
05/28/12 6:03:00 PM
#1:


What is UCA?

It's an ongoing e-pop contest influenced heavily by pro wrestling. Users compete in matches for a variety of titles and tournaments, and voters pick the winners! There are plenty of gimmick matches and such to spice up the format, as well.

What do I need to do?

You don't HAVE to do anything, but participants are heavily encouraged to at least vote on UCA cards. It's more fun for everybody the more people get involved, though, so you're also encouraged to cut promos, start storylines, form alliances and tag teams, and talk smack in the topics.

So there are no requirements at all?

Almost. Three times a year, there's a roster purge period. If you don't vote during any of the 10 shows in that time frame, you're in danger of being purged from the roster! We're in the middle of such a period now, but I'm not going to purge any new signups, so you're set for four months or so. Even if you do purge (or just decide to quit) doors are pretty much always open to come back later!

What's the schedule like? How long until this crashes and burns?

There are three "TV" shows a week- Wednesday Night Ruin (posted late Tuesday nights), Wednesday Night COMBAT, (late Tuesdays) and Friday night Eruption. (late Thursdays) In addition, we have a more important "PPV" show every three weeks, posted late Saturday nights. (Shows are named after when voting ENDS, rather than when it begins.) We are not always the best about sticking exactly to schedule and sometimes have to have cop-outs like double cards, but UCA has outright missed only a handful of shows in its almost three-year history.

How often will I fight?

The idea is that everybody gets at least one match a week, and we rarely mess that up. The more successful and active users will tend to get more matches.

Who's in charge?

I'm running the show at the moment, and have been for over two years. XIII is the GM of Ruin, and I have some admin help from a variety of volunteers. The project was initially founded by Icehawk, and taken over by JaKyL before eventually passing on to me.

What's the structure like?

There are three "divisions" for singles wrestlers- Heavyweight, Middleweight, and Lightweight. It's a loose sorting- people change divisions rather frequently, especially since I try to keep them roughly balanced in numbers. You'll fight people MOSTLY in your own division, but not always. There's also a (THRIVING) tag team division that needs some fresh blood...and it's not mutually exclusive with a singles career, either. If you sign up, I'll figure out somewhere for you to go after I give you a match or three.

There’s also a recently implemented BRAND SPLIT, whereby each participant will belong to either Ruin or COMBAT. Ruin and COMBAT will be exclusive to wrestlers from, well, Ruin and COMBAT, while Eruption and PPV’s remain all-inclusive. Each brand has its own titles- both brands have versions of the HW and MW titles, and COMBAT has MELEE MAYHEM while Ruin has the LW title. Tag titles (and Jesterdom) are crossbrand, and the tag champs may appear on both brands until they lose the belts.

How about rankings?

There's a rubric for rankings within a division. Rankings aren't all THAT meaningful, but basically, if you beat somebody above you, you move to the position above them. If you tie them, you move to the spot below, and if you lose, nothing happens. You can't move out of your division this way, so if you beat somebody in a higher class than you, you just become #1 in your own. Battle Royals and some other gimmicky matches don't impact rankings. You can see the current roster and rankings in the master file linked at the top.

How do I join?

Just say so, here or in the main UCA topic. We're always taking new people.

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Tom Bombadil
05/28/12 6:03:00 PM
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THE MASTER FILE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

HW: TheKnightOfNee
IB: Regaro_Ukiera
MM: Boko (2)

Tag: XIII/Nick

UCA: TheKnightOfNee
MW: Sess
LW: eaedwards (2)

Next PPV: NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, where every title will be on the line, and only previous champions may challenge for each belt!
After that: KING OF THE BOARD

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MajinZidane
05/28/12 6:07:00 PM
#3:


I love KOTB!

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edwardsdv
05/28/12 6:08:00 PM
#4:


How do the rules for KotB work?

Am I now ineligible for KINGSHIP because I had a UCA title reign?

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X_Dante_X
05/28/12 6:10:00 PM
#5:


super ineligible

also I would like to be entered into every title match I am eligible for at NoC

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MajinZidane
05/28/12 6:11:00 PM
#6:


From: X_Dante_X | #005
also I would like to be entered into every title match I am eligible for at NoC



all I want for NoC is to be in every match that Dante is in.

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ZeroSignal620
05/28/12 8:01:00 PM
#7:


Haguile - CM Punk
Tom - Vince McMahon
XIII - Triple H
edwardsdv - John Cena
Boko - Sheamus
JONA - Batista
eaed - The Rock
War - Austin
Regaro - Orton
Maniac - Goldust
Tatyan Karimova - Aksana

Chris and zero could you each pick a wrestler for me to use as your proxy in the XFL titantron?


Alberto Del Rio (eh, why not)

DaGeneticFreak is on board with me as well, and his is obvious >_>

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KCF0107
05/28/12 9:03:00 PM
#8:


Note to self:

- Create titles and blurbs for my card
- Have XIII or Tom go over everything
- Make topic at appropriate time

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05/28/12 9:12:00 PM
#9:


I used to own this town
Now it's all turned upside down

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Rad Link 5
05/29/12 11:16:00 AM
#10:


Seas would rise when I gave the word.

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muddersmilk
05/29/12 11:44:00 AM
#11:


How many people are eligible for the MM title shot?

Boko, GTM, myself, Bear, and I think one other?

I hope it does select an elimination chamber match.

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 11:51:00 AM
#12:


Rad Link 5 posted...
Seas would rise when I gave the word.


Totally misread this as "Sess".

And yes KCF I should "go over everything". Not Tom though.
(see what I did there? Lololol)

Tag, MW shots are yet to be determined
LW is eaed vs. Zazi
UCA is Nee vs. Haguile

Don't know about Combat titles

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Rad Link 5
05/29/12 11:55:00 AM
#13:


I was actually going to type it as Sess, at first, but I didn't think people would get it.

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KCF0107
05/29/12 11:59:00 AM
#14:


get on AIM at your earliest convenience XIII

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05/29/12 12:29:00 PM
#15:


dante, hurry up and win the MM title

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edwardsdv
05/29/12 2:19:00 PM
#16:


From: muddersmilk | #011
How many people are eligible for the MM title shot?

Boko, GTM, myself, Bear, and I think one other?

I hope it does select an elimination chamber match.


Chronic.

And seriously XIII, put me in the match. Haguiles so gimpy he couldnt win a battle royal stacked in his favor. You NEED ME.

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 2:21:00 PM
#17:


XIII I know you want to keep up the Night of Champions tradition, but you have a more important tradition to honor: putting up the best card possible! YOU my friend, are perhaps the greatest GM this sport will ever see. You aren't the kinda guy to let himself be held down by little rules of the past like this, you are the BOLD and INNOVATIVE GM that we ALL love! Do the right thing! We want edwards!

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ctesjbuvf
05/29/12 2:24:00 PM
#18:


Haguile - CM Punk
Tom - Vince McMahon
XIII - Triple H
edwardsdv - John Cena
Boko - Sheamus
JONA - Batista
eaed - The Rock
War - Austin
Regaro - Orton
Maniac - Goldust
Tatyan Karimova - Aksana


I used to be John Cena, dammit.

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muddersmilk
05/29/12 2:25:00 PM
#19:


And seriously XIII, put me in the match. Haguiles so gimpy he couldnt win a battle royal stacked in his favor. You NEED ME.

Not only didn't he win, he was the first one eliminated. He is truly the master of losing.

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_Regaro_
05/29/12 2:25:00 PM
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Ctes, you need to be Edge.

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 2:34:00 PM
#21:


From: ctesjbuvf | #018
I used to be John Cena, dammit.



You can still be him in character! Just not in hype packages.

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 2:36:00 PM
#22:


Haguile will recover.

My faith in him is UNSHAKEABLE. The man was once my greatest friend in UCA. I can't give up on him. It's a betrayal. Not only of Haguile but of my own personal values.

We will see Haguile vs. Nee. And Haguile will put on a top-tier match.

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Sir Cobain
05/29/12 6:27:00 PM
#23:


"i am a the best booker"

gives someone who hasn't won a singles match in months a main event title shot

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 6:46:00 PM
#24:


HAVE FAITH IN HAGUILE.

That is all that I ask. The boyband-loving, babyfaced epop superstar is buried under that amnesia somewhere. You all know it! (Well maybe you don't, Cobain, you weren't around when he was sane)

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 6:46:00 PM
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If he was ever truly sane, that is

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_Regaro_
05/29/12 6:46:00 PM
#26:


From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 5/29/2012 8:46:14 PM | #024
HAVE FAITH IN HAGUILE.

I do have faith in him

Faith that Dangan Ronpa as a forum game will make a triumphant return

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Dr_Football
05/29/12 7:16:00 PM
#27:


Saving these for later

Reg you lead the stable with 7 title reigns, but only for 138 days

Chris has only had 3 reigns as far as i can tell, but for an impressive 168 days

ZeroSignal is Mr Transitional champ, with 5 reigns, with 4 of them being 3 to 3.5 weeks long, for a total of 94 days

I check in at 6 reigns, and thanks to my DANT-A-METER run with the MW title, plus a couple of other 40 day reigns I lead the XFL with 184 days

XFL TOTALS
21 separate title reigns
584 days (and counting)

Thats roughly 28 days for each reign

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Dr_Football
05/29/12 7:16:00 PM
#28:


DANTESTATS
5 HW titles
3 MW titles
2 LW titles
8 Tag Titles
(3 with Alec
1 with JC
2 with FFD(Kingdom)
1 with Tom
and I think 1 with Boko)

So a total of 18 title reigns

HW
23 days
12 days
1 day
42 days
2 days

80 days as HW champ, 16 days per reign

MW
63 days
2 days
5 days

70 days as MW champ, 23 days per reign

LW
10 days
2 days

12 days as LW champ, 6 days per reign

Tag
15 days
9 days
16 days
(40 days with Alec)
21 days with JC
68 days
42 days
(110 days with FFD)
9 days with Tom
2 days with Boko

182 days as Tag Champ, roughly 23 days per reign




344 total days as a champion, with an average reign of 19 days

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Dr_Football
05/29/12 7:17:00 PM
#29:


BokoStats

7 HW titles
3 MW titles
5 Tag titles
5 LW titles
2 MM titles

First off, Boko's 7 HW reigns

42
70
14
47
21
5
82

Thats 281 days as THE MAN, 40 days per reign

3 MW titles
49
10
0

59 total days, roughly 20 per reign

5 LW titles
42
(unknown length of reign, I'll be conservative and say 40)
33
7
0

122 total days, roughly 24 per reign

2 MM titles
28
8

36 total days(and counting), 18 per reign


5 Tag titles
23
26
46 (3 different reigns, but all consecutive)

95 total days, 19 per reign

Thats a total of 593 days(and counting) as champ

27 days per reign, and thats with 2 zeros

45% of the time since UCA has existed, Boko has held a title

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Dr_Football
05/29/12 7:18:00 PM
#30:


These stats are as of May 28

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 7:18:00 PM
#31:


Literally living in the past.

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 7:29:00 PM
#32:


Sess 10-7 Ayvuir
Sess is still the B8UCA MW Champion
Ayvuir put up a solid fight here but Sess just had too much for him in the end. As for Sess' opponent at Night of Champions? It will be announced imminently!

eaed/America 9-8 ZeroSig/Zazi
eaed/America JUST pull this one out, but it promises to be an outstanding match between eaed and Zazi in two weeks!

Nee 15-2 Swirl
Uh, sorry Swirl. Well, somebody has to be a jobber to the stars!

JONA 11-5 PUN
...After losing narrowly to PUN last week, JONA wins heavily here. What an odd mini-feud!

War 4-12 KCF
Huh. After War's strong entrance into the MW division, he looked pretty rough here as KCF was the runaway victor.

KP 7-9 WC
WC stakes his claim once again for a championship opportunity!

Whiskey_Nick def. Crim, foolmo, Nio and Haguile
Haguile was supposed to win god dammit. Oh well, Nick gets a special XIII favour.

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GaryOak151
05/29/12 7:31:00 PM
#33:


hottest wrestler in the uca

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 7:33:00 PM
#34:


It's time for...
XIII DECIDES.

I have decided that Sess' opponent at Night of Champions for the MW title will be none other than...his fellow member of team XIII... KCF! But it will be in a last chance match!

If KCF does not win, he cannot challenge for the title again until Sess loses it. I feel these two have had a multitude of great battles with and against each other, sometimes for the title, sometimes not. It comes to an end, however, at the PPV.

While we're on the subject of Night of Champions, I have also decided that JONA and PUN's rubber match will take place at that event. They're tied at one match apiece and we need to find out once and for all who the better man is. The twist? This match will take place inside a Steel Cage!

Thank you and tune in again sometime in the future for XIII DECIDES!

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 7:33:00 PM
#35:


"Special" XIII favor

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edwardsdv
05/29/12 7:34:00 PM
#36:


From: MRNlCEWATCH | #035
"Special" XIII favor

Its ok, theyll call "no homo" first.

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 7:36:00 PM
#37:


Can't wait to steal the show again with KCF. A DVD of our matches is in the works.

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 7:37:00 PM
#38:


As an addendum to that edition of XIII DECIDES: Next week on Ruin, ZaziGuado takes on Warning_Crazy, JONA takes on Nio, and there will be HOT TAG-TEAM ACTION! Tune in for the hottest show in epop entertainment!

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eaedwards6400
05/29/12 7:37:00 PM
#39:


GaryOak151 posted...
hottest wrestler in the uca


You mean me? Ah pish-pash thank you hahaha

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 7:40:00 PM
#40:


eaedwards6400 posted...
GaryOak151 posted...
hottest wrestler in the uca


You mean me? Ah pish-pash thank you hahaha


You can f***ing travel through time and the best you have to show for it a Lightweight Championship

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 7:42:00 PM
#41:


I'd watch out eaed. Even if you make it past Zazi I think WC might pose a serious threat to your title. We'll see how he performs against Guado next week!

And what's this I see? Some dissention between Sess and eaed? Sess even cussing on UCA programming?

SOUNDS LIKE A CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION MATCH TO ME!

EAED VS. SESS, next week on Ruin!

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eaedwards6400
05/29/12 7:50:00 PM
#42:


This may be arrogance or this may be confidence but I do not fear anyone. I have been through "Wars" and I fear no challenges.

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 7:51:00 PM
#43:


This may be arrogance or this may be confidence but I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life.

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eaedwards6400
05/29/12 7:53:00 PM
#44:


MRNlCEWATCH posted...
This may be arrogance or this may be confidence but I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life.


Well if we are talking this way then I am going to beat you so bad that I'm gonna need my time machine to bring you back.

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MRNlCEWATCH
05/29/12 7:55:00 PM
#45:


I'll see you at Ruin.

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XIII_rocks
05/29/12 8:10:00 PM
#46:


Indeed, only on Ruin, the premier brand in epop entertainment, will you get such heat!

*toasts own brilliance with Whiskey on the Rocks™ brand Whiskey*

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Rad Link 5
05/29/12 9:33:00 PM
#47:


The trademark sign can display properly on GameFAQs forums?

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Sir Cobain
05/29/12 9:51:00 PM
#48:


When is "XIII" going to "decide" important things

like who is challenging for the HW title?

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05/29/12 10:17:00 PM
#49:


_Regaro_ posted...
Ctes, you need to be Edge.


that makes me Kane, right

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Sir Cobain
05/29/12 10:47:00 PM
#50:


XIII, I'm going to be real with you for a moment. If you want to give Haguile an HW title shot and rebuff edwards, who I hate to say it, is actually a worthy contender, that's just fine. But admit that it is much easier to justify not giving edwards a shot after I embarrassed edwards at Modern Warfare. I mean, the man's only saving grace was the match stipulation, which he himself chose.

So face it XIII, by whipping edwards, I've done you a favor. And would a good, honest, incorruptible booker not return with another favor himself? Prove yourself right. Prove the haters wrong. Make the sensible choice. Put me in the main event at Night of Champions

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