Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-24: I Used to Rule the World

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ERUPT, UCA!

ERUPT!

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"It just wants some web access." - Ness26

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion

holy guacamole working internet

I might even manage to put up a card or something crazy like that!

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Tom's songs are stronger songs!

*War stands in front of a canvas, the camera facing War so it doesn't show what he's painting*

Tch, the problem with some people is that they are so...short-sighted.

They have great dreams, but have ethics. *powerful brushstroke in red paint*

They are too afraid to admit to their sins, to show who they really are until their determined time. *stroke*

Their chosen place. *stroke*

They want to create chaos! *stroke*

But do it in such a way as to make order! *stroke*

Why should anyone fear someone too cowardly to show his face? *stroke*

A man who only looks forward because nobody knows who he is? *stroke*

Rallyman, oh, Rallyman, whofore art thou, Rallyman? *stroke*

*War brings his hands to his head, brushing his fingers down, making red lines from his temples to his chin*

Nothing but a shameful ploy, who is too busy seeking the dawn to feel the dusk.

*War backs away, disappearing into the shadows of an alley*

*the camera moves forward to see what was being painted, discovering that the entire canvas was red the whole time*

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This may be the toughest title defense I have had yet...

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Shining Force IV will rise!

the uca is so poor that it can't afford decent internet

come on nee, sell some merch!

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Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

Nee is bustin his butt everyday, either he's on the road for exciting "Meet Nee" events, or busy signing stuff in the UCA warehouse so we can sell it for an extra $5

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Dr voltchball - best in the world.

It's 4 in the morning and I've been on the road all day drumming up support for our next event, but okay. I'll go prepare more merchandise to sell so the UCA can have some decent internet, sleep be damned.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

I would sell merch but I am afraid that it may mess up the space time continuum more than I already have.

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Shining Force IV will rise!

...Yeah you would create a massive time paradox

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ComingSoontoUCA posted...

When I arrive the world as you know it will be changed forever. No Ralliers, Future warriors, Masked Man, Woman, Corrupt General Managers or Lazy General Managers will be able to stop me.

When I arrive. There will be one goal and one goal only.....

JUSTICE!!!

With JUSTICE!!! on my side all evildoers will be vanquished and only I will be left standing...

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Beware of Justice!

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Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

ERUPTION RESULTS

eaed (7) tied WC (7); def. Zazi (4)
eaed is still the B8UCA LW Champion
Great main event here!

XIII 10-6 GTM
Still got it. Decent match though.

America (9) def. ngirl (5) and jdizzy (3)
Does that make jdizzy the new jester?

War 14-4 ertyu
oh

Nio/Crim 11-7 Hag/KP
augh I want Haguile back

Ayv 11-7 Wigs
Ruin superior

Dp 9-9 Caelus
Was Drak in this match

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

On this edition of XIII decides I will make the LW title match for Sunday's PPV.

eaed, as much as I respect him as a competitor, has been VERY lucky in recent weeks in his LW title defenses, very often defending them only by drawing. Once again, on Eruption, he tied with WC.

WC has yet to receive a one-on-one shot at the title and I believe now is the time.

So at King of the Board, eaed will defend the title against WC in a match where it is much more difficult to fight to a no-contest. This will decide once and for all if eaed truly deserves to hold that LW title instead of WC...

Yes, eaed will defend against WC...in a match that is best 2/3 falls! I would be very surprised if these guys managed to tie every fall. Fine margins will decide this match! It will separate the men from the boys! I'm looking forward to a great match.

In other news, KCF's MW title PPV opponent will depend on his KotB progress and the results of Ruin. With the divisional shakeup in full flow, there's a lot of potential for change in the MW division!

Speaking of which...as I revealed already, Haguile is facing ZeroSignal tonight and if he wins, the title match at KotB becomes a Nee vs. ExTha vs. Haguile vs. ZeroSig fatal four-way.

However, I'm adding an extra twist as part of the divisional shakeup. The status of both ExTha and BIGPUN as HWs is under severe threat after their recent losses and as a result they will face each other tonight in a DEMOTION MATCH!

Now, if Haguile beats ZeroSig but ExTha loses? ExTha is out of the match and it becomes a triple-threat. ExTha will have to do his part tonight to keep his potential spot in the title match!

So tune in on Ruin tonight for...

ZeroSig vs. Haguile!
Whiskey on the Rocks vs. Team Two-Star!
BIGPUN vs. ExTha!
And KotB Quarter-Final Action: Reg vs. Raze and JONA vs. Sess vs. Maniac!

Only on TUESDAY NIGHT RUIN, the premier show in Epop Entertainment!



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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

i lost

i am sorry xiii and will never use gtm decides again after this apology

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Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

*extends hand to GTM*

A worthy opponent indeed and I thank you for your courtesy

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since mines is Devil may cry i probley would it up to the spiderboss and get killed off after that then ill yell LIGHT - ertyu on how far he'd make it in DMC

you look awfully silly standing there for an hour with your hand out

*shakes hand*

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Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

I was getting kinda tired yeah

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RUIN RESULTS

Hag 10-11 ZeroSig
ZeroSig wins the Round Robin and is #1 Contender to the UCA title
Haguile was SO CLOSE to getting his first win in a while. He will be forced to defend his HW status next week as part of the DIVISIONAL SHAKEUP but he certainly seems to be improving. A draw here would have meant a triple-threat, since Zero/Hag would have been tied at the top of the round-robin.

Not to take anything away from ZeroSig who performed to an outstanding level both here and against ExTha. Very impressive stuff, Nee had better watch himself.

XIII/Nick 11-10 Ayv/KCF
Whiskey on the Rocks are still B8UCA Tag-Team Champions
Obviously. Close match though.

Maniac (10) d. JONA (6) and Sess (5)
Maniac advances to the KotB semi-finals
Two of the favourites for the tournament took each other out of the match, allowing Maniac to sneak in and capitalize!

Reg 16-5 Raze
Reg advances to the KotB semi-finals
Meanwhile, Reg DOMINATES Raze, holy crap. Our first KotB semi-final is set: it will be Maniac64 vs. Regaro_Ukiera!

DP (7) def. swirl (6), CO (4) and KP (3)
Swirl and DP, despite some wavering performances as of late, pass the test and keep their MW status! Next week I will assess some other MWs, including Ayvuir!

ExTha 9-10 PUN
ExThaNemesis is now a MW
PUN holds onto his HW status by the skin of his teeth but ExTha is relegated!

WC/Zazi/foolmo defeated eaed/America/Caelus by 2 falls to 1 (9-7, 2-4, 5-3)
WC gets a big boost going into the PPV as his team win this 2/3 falls match!

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More XIII DECIDES!

So ExTha is now a MW. I did not see this coming way back when I drafted him second; I grossly misjudged and overrated his ability to perform at the highest level.

With that said, I expect him to be a very competent MW, and as such I am going to cushion the blow of relegation with a title shot. However, KCF and Sess have also put on classic matches recently and their rivalry is not yet finished. As well as this, DP just won a hugely important match and I wish to reward him for it. As a result, KCF will defend his title at King of the Board in a FATAL 4-WAY MATCH: KCF vs. ExTha vs. Sess vs. DP!

That is, unless KCF makes it to the KotB final, in which case the match will become a triple-threat #1 contender match.

As we already know, TheKnightOfNee will defend the UCA title against an opponent you might not have expected, but one that certainly deserves it after a couple of impressive wins...ZeroSignal! I look forward to another impressive display.

I also noticed that BIGPUN only JUST won his status-threatening match, so he's not safe yet. Haguile's position is also under threat and as a result, these two will face off next week in another demotion match. Also, Ayvuir will face Zazi!

All this and more on Ruin, the premier show in epop entertainment!



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From: XIII_rocks | #1159
XIII/Nick 11-10 Ayv/KCF
soooooooooo close

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<POWER>

*the ring is decorated with two chairs, a 42" LCD TV, and three fake palm trees. ZS comes to the ring, while DaGeneticFreak stands as bodyguard in the ring*

Welcome to the first LIVE edition of Zero Tolerance with ZeroSignal! *crowd boos* Hey, shut the hell up, it's not every day that someone of high importance is in a UCA ring for once! *boos even louder*

I have made this set here to celebrate my resurgence not only into the heavyweight division, but into the main event as well, all in a matter of six months. Little do you cretins know that my journey began three years ago. You've met my previous guests... ExTha, Nio, Haguile... but now, my personal guest for tonight's show has also paved the way for UCA all this time. He is YOUR UCA Heavyweight Champion... (because he sure as hell isn't mine) TheKnightOfNee.

*Nee comes out to cheers and refuses to take a seat*

Zero: "Nee... it's been three long years. It all started when you conspired to take the spotlight away from me, and as such, I chose to ambush you on my old, failed series The Raven Effect. It lead to one of the best matches at EpopMania, where you were nothing more than a stepping stone to me winning the Middleweight championship. While I went on to win much more gold that same year, you floundered around like a fish out of water. Then by what is more than sheer coincidence, you started skyrocketing towards the top in mid 2010. Why do I say this? Because that's when I chose to take time OFF, due to a severe lack of competition. Now I have returned, and since I joined the XFL, I have been undefeated in singles competition.

Rest assured Nee, you best enjoy the time you have left with your championship. If you're not willing to wait that long, I can show you exactly what will happen at KotB by re-enacting our famous encounter three years ago on The Raven Effect. One way or another, I will walk into the doors of King of the Board, and when the smoke clears, I will become King... of the World."

Nee: *slowly raising the mic* "...you finished? Yes, we fought three years ago, and yes, you won. However, many things have changed here besides your name. I have clawed my way to the top winning multiple titles on the way there, and the competition now is thicker than it was back then. While many things have changed, the only thing that hasn't changed is yourself. You're still an egomaniac that thinks he's the shining beacon of any stable he joins, whether it's Team ExTha, the XFL, or the Mickey Mouse Club. Yet every time I saw you compete, you were getting verbally owned by DNEA, TimJab, among several others from the past. Fair warning Raven... or Zero... or Zeraven or w/e you want to be called these days... the XFL won't be able to save you at King of the Board when I finish what you started!" *crowd cheers and chants for Nee!*

Zero: "In that case... I'll tell you two things that haven't changed. One, you're still the man... and two... you're still going toe-to-toe with a Go-"

*Nee immediately sucker punches ZeroSignal, just like ZS did three years ago, and begins wailing on him. Zero runs from the ring and commands DaGeneticFreak to attack Nee. DGF trips on his own feet and Nee hits him with a chair several times. While Zero is backing away from the carnage, Nee destroys the Zero Tolerance set! Zero is shown yelling at Nee from afar as RUIN comes to a close!*

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