Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-24: I Used to Rule the World

(+) Yeah! (+)

But no match request?

Also the MM title will definitely be defended on Combat

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Match request for Combat?

I am game for whatever, just put me in a match yo!

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Eruption

It's tonight and I'm booking

Also Combat teams will get their chance though Danish Pun have the NoC shot

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I am invoking the my UCA Heavyweight Championship rematch clause, meaning I am allowed to challenge Nee for the UCA Heavyweight Championship in a B8CW arena, as the match was previously sanctioned by UCA officials.

If you wish to dispute this, I will be contacting my lawyers.

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Rematch Clause?

What's that?

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Not if I drop the title to someone else first!

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Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

With ZeroSignal now in the XFL I feel it is time to rename New Team ExTha.

They should now be known as New Team XFL.

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Beauty and the Beast
Team Reg/ctes
The GTM Killer and his associate Regaro
The Boko United Fanclub
Team Discovery Channel
Regaro Letters
97.1 FM Reggie and the Swag
Mr. and Mrs. Claus

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TONIGHT ON ERUPTION!

BOKO UTD TAKE ON THE XFL! IT'S WAR! TUNE IN AT 7PM EST!

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Not Chris/Drak
ctesjbuvfulquiorra
Testosterone
Mary and her little lamb

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Jim Henson Productions
The Buvf Brothers
Danish Rain
Elevator and Escalator

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From: GTM | Posted: 6/1/2012 5:07:01 PM | #108

97.1 FM Reggie and the Swag

I like this one.

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"As to the agreement of both parties, the UCA and B8CW hold equal booking rights to the UCA Heavyweight Championship so long as it is possessed by a participant of both companies. Should the title become exclusive to either company, they shall control full booking rights to the UCA Heavyweight Championship. These rights can be waived in future matches.

This clause is enacted to protect the two individual participants, TheRock(1525) and (TheKnightOf)Nee, from being stripped of the UCA Heavyweight Championship by either company on the basis of overzealous bookers and/or owners. However, UCA and B8CW are legally required to honor the booking rights of each other in regards to the UCA Heavyweight Championship, and should either party refuse to co-operate, the UCA Heavyweight Championship will be removed from legal control of both parties. At which point, further litigation will be needed to determine if both parties acted in good faith, and if either party should be required to forfeit the rights to the UCA Heavyweight Championship.

The UCA Heavyweight Championship is recognized as property of the UCA. However, the B8CW has been formally recognized as a subsidiary to UCA in regards to both the UCA Heavyweight Championship and participants in both companies. By signing this document, the UCA formally recognizes this as a precursor to the match between the two participants, TheRock(1525) and (TheKnightOf)Nee, and that under this agreement the B8CW holds equal booking over the UCA Heavyweight Championship so long as the current title holder is a participant of both companies."

You signed this, XIII.

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I signed no such thing!

If anything, Tom would have!

I'm sure you can get a rematch but it'd have to be right here. On UCA turf!

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I'll see you in court, Mr. XIII.

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Can the court proceedings be simulated in B8CW instead of the title defense

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Can the court proceedings be a Phoenix Wright-style CYOA topic?

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From: TheKnightOfNee | #116

Can the court proceedings be simulated in B8CW instead of the title defense

Little People's Court imo

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I plan on having more themes and titantrons than the Corrrrrre

So now, Version 1.0 of the XFL!



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It seems to me that we have a real problem around here.

One Booker is too corrupt to be trusted and continues to produce a very well lit and entertaining farce of a user contest.

On the ohter, my boss has lost his freaking mind. It is up to ME to bring this company back to sanity. So I promise, after the pay perview and I OUT DRINK whiskey Nick, I will make the Shot 4 Shot title the most presitigious in the world by riding that momentum to a WIN over Nee, Rock, Cobain, ANYONE. IT. TAKES. To wake my boss up. He needs to get his skin back in the game to. I dont know what will happen if the XFL wins. Hell I even am secretly hoping they beat XIII and end his reign of terror even if it deprives me of the chance to do it for myself.

I SHOULD be getting a shot at this this PPV but XIII is too much of a coward to put his money where his mouth is, proving that I was right about him once and for all. But its ok. Nick, the real brains behind the operation has boldly offered to take me on in the manliest of all competition. The S4S challenge. Where I will be playing the role of Eric Young to his James Storm. So bring your A game kid, because Im a corporate goon with nothing to do on sundays and im not gonna back down.

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eddv I know only you were man enough for this most excellent of titles.

We will make history and set a new standard for the UCA. Already the impact of our impactful impact has been felt as one of the all time greatest drunks in the history of users Caelus, has joined the UCA.

Be warned, this will be the match of a lifetime! The winner no matter who it may end up being will have to truly earn the right to the S4S Belt.

At Night of Champions it all begins again, for the first time!

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I keep reading 'S4S Belt' as '$45 Belt'

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I think it should be a triple threat S4S with Caelus tbqh

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Eruption Results via phone


GTM/Ayv/Dante/Maniac 12-10 DP/ZeroSig/Reg/Chris
Great win for Boko Utd and Ayv!


Cobain 12-5 eddv
Yeah eddv you are totally worth messing with the brands to award a title shot. Even Haguile will do better!


eaed/America 8-10 Sess/Zazi
Ominous for eaed! I couldn't vote because despite Sess being a member of Team XIII, eaed could also have been in team XIII had he not been busy at the PPV. That's why I'm looking forward to their match on Ruin!


ngirl 3-14 Crimson
dat Divas champ


Caelus (11) def. Jdizzy (5) and KP (1)
Hell yeah Caelus


Chronic 11-7 ExTha
ExTha barely even HW material anymore it seems. Good win for Chronic!

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Also it seems we have another debut vignette

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I have one more match attempt for Haguile tomorrow night on Ruin. It involves Nee, too!

If Hag doesn't win that we will have to undergo some SPECIAL TRAINING. I have an idea, but...it'll be difficult. I'd rather he just saw Nee with the title he "created" and snap out of the amnesia, honestly! MAYBE HE JUST LIKES SHINY THINGS

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From: Whiskey_Nick | #122
Be warned, this will be the match of a lifetime! The winner no matter who it may end up being will have to truly earn the right to the S4S Belt.
And will also have permanent liver damage.

Truly sacrificing your bodies for the sake of the sport.

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From: Rad Link 5 | #128
Truly sacrificing your bodies for the sake of the sport.
E-Pop is one of the most fierce sports in the history of humanity

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XIII_rocks posted...

eaed/America 8-10 Sess/Zazi
Ominous for eaed! I couldn't vote because despite Sess being a member of Team XIII, eaed could also have been in team XIII had he not been busy at the PPV. That's why I'm looking forward to their match on Ruin!

This is your justification?

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Yes! I have a lot of respect for eaed. He's adapted to our time very well.

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Hello, I am the lawyer for the company that makes all Whiskey on the Rocks brand merchandise.

Fair enough, just don't make it a habit.

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MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck!
I INVENTED POSTING - This fo' Trayvon...

Well I might abstain again tonight!

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Hello, I am the lawyer for the company that makes all Whiskey on the Rocks brand merchandise.

And I might just go to Combat

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MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck!
I INVENTED POSTING - This fo' Trayvon...

You make me a sad GM. :(

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Caelus (11) def. Jdizzy (5) and KP (1)
Hell yeah Caelus

HELL YEAH INDEED! I want to just let this victory go to my head and proclaim myself awesome and unbeatable... but some of the other voices in there tell me I should be humble in victory and not be all cocky and s***. KP and dizzy are both good dudes and I got nothin' bad to say about 'em. Foolmo's a good dude too, but I'm ready to step up once again. When life hands you a down escalator, YOU KEEP STEPPING THE F*** UP because while you're not really going anywhere, you're doing better than the poor suckers that keep riding down and getting below you! That's what I'm all about. F*** you, escalators. You don't tell me which direction I'm going! I TELL ME WHICH DIRECTION I'M GOING! Even if you're going straight to a liquor store. Maybe I've already been there! MAYBE I ALREADY WENT TO A LIQUOR STORE WITH BETTER PRICES! You don't know I didn't, so f*** you!

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Caelus could totally be a member of the Whiskey on the Rocks™ brand!

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XIII_rocks: He's British

Another member for Team XIII?

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Team XIII will be basically defunct in 8 days anyway when you book your Combat.

Speaking of which, TUNE IN FOR COMBAT TONIGHT! MATCHES AND STUFF!

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FRESH RUIN RESULTS

Nee 17-2 KP/Haguile
...ugh. God dammit. Time for that SPECIAL TRAINING!

Sess 12-7 eaed
The MW champ beating the LW champ makes a fair amount of sense but eaed kept it reasonably close at least.

XIII 9-9 Nick
Thanks for the abstain RL5! Nick and I are like this: in both e-pop wrasslin ability and friendship. And our desire to shill merch.

foolmo 5-14 Caelus
Caelus? More like Could he be too strong for LW? We'll find out soon as King of the Board approaches!

Ayv/KCF 11-8 DP/ZeroSignal
Team Two-Star advances in the tournament! They will take part in a triple-threat tag match for a title shot, but who will join them?

Zazi 10-10 WC
A tie! WC will almost certainly get the next title shot now - unless Zazi gets crushed.

JONA 11-8 Nio
JONA rolling right into Night of Champions for his cage match with PUN!

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From: XIII_rocks | #140
Sess 12-7 eaed
The MW champ beating the LW champ makes a fair amount of sense but eaed kept it reasonably close at least.
Alot of ppl i didn't recognize voting for sess in this match. I think he may be in on the rallying lol jk

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Yesterday had high votals generally, I was surprised. I bumped it a bit more than usual I guess.

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HEY HAGUILE.

I have a special plan to get you to remember things again. It's a scavenger hunt...COMBINED WITH A THIS IS YOUR LIFE SEGMENT!

The answers to the clues will all be one word. When you have figured out that one word, type it into the search bar and find the board I posted the next clue on! All the answers will be Commodore 64 games, too. Remember that. There'll be 10 clues in all and I'll stagger the clues, so this will last until Thursday. Many of the answers are common sense, something that you'll know even with your amnesia. Others you might have to look in the Master File for. OK? Work with me on this! There'll be a secret reward at the end!

When you find a new clue, post a link to the topic right here if you want so people can keep up! So without further ado...

CLUE 1!

"You were once the leader of a particularly awesome and dominant stable. What animal might you usually find in a stable?"

Remember: One word answer, and that answer is a search term that you type into GameFAQs' search function. Commodore 64 games only!

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ONE MORE THING!

Tonight will see the first ever SMASH BROS. MATCH in UCA history! The rules are thus:

-Every time your opponent takes the lead in the match, you are knocked off the stage.
-Your time to recover DECREASES as the lead INCREASES.
-It works like the basic 2-minute melee, only it is 24 hours (obviously).

For instance:

If XIII/Nick is tied 2-2 and somebody votes for me, I have a 3-2 lead and Nick is knocked off the stage. However this is only a one-vote difference so Nick has plenty of time - 2 and a half hours - to recover. However, if I get another vote it becomes a little harder to do so - he loses 15 minutes. If Nick does not tie up the match in the allotted time, he is KO'd. When Nick is KO'd, I get 1 point, the score resets to 0-0 and EVERYONE CAN VOTE AGAIN. The person with the most knockouts, obviously, wins.

The time to recover goes as follows:

1-vote lead: 2 and a half hours to tie up the match
2-vote lead: 2 hours and 15 minutes to tie up the match
3-vote lead: 2 hours to tie up the match
4-vote lead: 1 hour and 45 minutes to tie up the match
5-vote lead: 1 and a half hours to tie up the match
6-vote lead: 1 hour and 15 minutes to tie up the match
7-vote lead: 1 hour to tie up the match
8-vote lead: 45 minutes to tie up the match
9-vote lead: 30 minutes to tie up the match
10-vote lead: 15 minutes to tie up the match

If the lead extends to beyond 10 your % is at 999 or something and you're KO'd instantly.

Get all that? I'll sum it up:

-Take the lead and your opponent has only a certain amount of time to tie up the match before being KO'd.
-If he does not, the opponent gets 1 point and the score resets.
-Most points wins

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The most confusing match in UCA history... until next week when I debut the ... Actually I will keep it a surprise

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5-14

FOOOOOOOLMOWWWWWW! please refer to that last word as being an elongated version of mow as in mow the lawn, or as Moe, from the Three Stooges, not as "mow, rhyme with cow"

end disclaimer

YEAH I WIN BRO! And I mean that bro part. You remind me of my bro, as in my real brother... because we're not blood related and are several years apart in age (probably?)

OH F*** PLOT TWIST!

That's right, y'all. Caelus is adopted! His mother is not the same person as the woman who's womb he chilled in for like 8 and 1/2 months! DID YOU PREDICT THAT?! I DID, BECAUSE IT'S TRUE AND IT'S MY REALITY, AND I DON'T MEAN MY BULLS*** DRUNKEN CRAZY PERSONA REALITY, I MEAN MY ACTUAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF BOARD 8!

This is true. I am half a year from turning 30, and I do not even know the names of my biological parents. I have no desire to. The parents I know have been the parents I've known for over 29 years. Despite this, I am pro-choice. That's right. Had my own biological mother made the choice to have an abortion 30 years ago, I would not exist, nor would I ever have... And yet, i am still pro-choice. Why? Why would I take that position as someone who could have easily been a victim of abortion? Why?

My biological mother was pro-choice. She chose not to deny me life. She chose not to have an abortion... and she chose not to stay with my biological father, who I know nothing about, except that I'm his biological son, and that my behavioral characteristics are 100% consistent with what my parents (adoptive, to clarify) were warned about. I could have blood relatives out there. Grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, half-siblings who don't know of my existence, and of whose existence I do not know.

The thing to remember is that pro-choice is not pro-abortion. It's not about stuff like "oh lol I got knocked up and didn't make him wear a condom? ABORTION!" It's about the right to draw your own conclusions, from your life and surroundings as an expectant (or unexpectant) mother, and to decide on behalf of them embryo inside of you what is best...

Don't be afraid. I wasn't afraid that my biological would abort me. I wasn't aware of such things. She chose for me to live, and at the same time chose to put me up for adoption. I respect her choice, and NOT JUST because I'm alive today, but because my life as been what it has been and will continue to be, and that if she had not just given birth to me but had kept me as well, due to a lack of a father figure (assumed by me) and the neighborhood I would have lived in (mostly proven by my location of birth), I may have ended up in a life of crime.

At nearly 30, I have my opinions of my life, but the choice of my biological mother to put me up for adoption is arguably the best event to have happened to me, and although my family shares no blood/biological relation to me, I could not ask for a better family.

That's real. I make people on board 8 laugh but you weren't doing so, not to that story, Because it's true. I got going and I went with it. It is indeed all true. I am all that I have claimed to be. On top of that, I will... well, be on top of that... I'm serious about all of this post... and I am serious about winning my next match. My true family tree is uncertain, and I wonder about it often... but your tree is about to meet my chainsaw...

Despite almost being an abortion victim, I am all pro-choice, because the freedom to make choices for oneself is the essence of what it means to be an American. If you want to listen to people like SephyG and Sess and SmartMuffin, go right ahead. They have not been in my shoes... and by shoes, I mean bare fetus feet.

And how about God of War: Ascension? That s*** looks pretty awesome O_O

Next match... come and get me

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what the christ

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so awesome

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XIII are you thinking what I am thinking?

Caelus should join the Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Faction

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Did I just read all of that?

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