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(+) Yeah! (+)

Panthera's got this.

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rise

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RustyMrMokka has left the room.

one more bump before sleep. probably none until tuesday or maybe monday.

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I do things for money and games.

or maybe sunday

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happy birthday XIII

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thanks gtm <3

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"oh my god oh my god a spider just crawled INTO MY KEYBOARD" -pxlated
"It just wants some web access." - Ness26

So it seems the "alive" (and thus the "dead") counter had been wrong since uhh chapter 21

"oops"

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"It just wants some web access." - Ness26

Happy BDay dude

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So having a b-day doesn't excuse you from updating for more than one day. =/

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Tomorrow when I get back from work probably. Will be watching some Community then as well.

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"oh my god oh my god a spider just crawled INTO MY KEYBOARD" -pxlated
"It just wants some web access." - Ness26

it's your birthday? happy birthday man :)

I can't demand a new chapter at this point after you provided me with such awesome ideas for the last chapter in my story. Letting you remain dead would've been a stupidly lame mistake on my part lol

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

It was my birthday yesterday (the 22nd), yeah

Thanks Caelus!

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it is probably tuesday

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An episode of community.
Dinner.
B8B.

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It was your birthday? Happy bday. The next chapter should have cake. But then again I have the Portal Gun so it would probably be a lie.

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I am going to kill you just for making that joke.

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"To be fair to Herman Cain, we can't all be as wise as Slowking when he's wearing the Shellder of knowledge. Look it up, b****es." - Jon Stewart

In the story, I mean.

OR DO I?

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Probably

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Chapter 27

The SEAlliance walked down the street in a manner that only be described as "like a boss". With the combination of Sword I Can Barely Even Pronounce and a guitar they knew they were unbeatable. Little did they know that Tebow was running wild on this game, but we'll let them have their fun for now.

Panthera was beginning to get tired of Regaro's affections. He desired to scream at Reg about the truth. That Panthera was neither a woman nor a princess. That Reg's true purpose was not to protect him.

But Panthera also knew that the delusion would not have to last much longer. He now knew that Reg was ready to die for him and this was a valuable tool.

SUDDENLY THE SEALLIANCE AND THE REG/PANTH TEAM BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER AND BEGAN TO FIGHT.

Reg's blind defence of Panth was forgotten - he simply had no time to get her to safety. In a comedy sideshow the guitar and the frying pan met viciously. Panthera had been keeping up a facade for a long time now but this was abandoned in favour of the primal urge to survive. He struck Raka with the frying pan, and Raka staggered back.

Raka responded by playing some Hanna Montana song on the guitar which blasted Panthera away. This was simple magic and I'm surprised you were surprised by it, reader.

Raka turned to help out his partner in the OMG SEALLIANCE but he was surprised by what he saw, to say the least.

The clash of the Calad...thing and Excalibur had caused the holders of the weapons to double in size. Their eyes also turned purple, because I said so. So now Reg and Pram duelled, destroying the street as they did so. Raka had no choice but to run the f*** out of the way, rather than press home his advantage on Panthera.

With Raka and Panthera now separate, on either sides of the titanic clash that was taking place around them, they were simply there to cheer on their respective friends/lovers(?) from the sidelines.

And so the battle raged. The Caladbolg could freeze stuff or something I don't even know but it could not freeze Reg because Excalibur existed in a SUB-ZERO POCKET UNIVERSE. This sub-zero pocket universe was suddenly set on fire, as was Excalibur, and Pram could only move out of the way, collapsing a building as he did so.

The whole thing was oddly reminescent of the last scene from Tron. Except I haven't seen that movie, f*** you.

Shurikens and lightning were sent flying around as the battle waged on, destroying yet more of the ravaged city.

"Man if this keeps up, the final few competitors will just be battling on like a flat plain, or something," said Minio.
"Oh yeah. We wouldn't want that, now, would we?" said Comm sarcastically. Minio heard this and knocked him out with a bottle of JD, somehow. Probably with her tail, I guess.

The battle continued, with the theme song being a dark remix of one of Hannah Montana's most aggressive songs. Raka was playing it, since he had nothing else to do.

Panth, however, was a little more clever.
"Go, my brave knight! Do it for me! Your, uh, princess!"
Reg smiled and attacked with a renewed vigour that Pram could not handle. Reg was able to smash into Pram's face with a forearm, that staggered him. Reg was preparing to end the battle with a quick swipe, when-

...


...

absolutely nothing happened, except for Caelus flying by and sparing the confrontation no more than a casual glance.

The swipe, however, missed as Pram had just about enough to dodge out of the way. Reg had swung with such fervour that his momentum took him in a 360-degree pirouette. He toppled over and Pram watched in smug amusement as Reg hit the floor face-first.

He landed on Panthera, who died instantly in an explosion of viscera.

Regaro did not know what he had done and jumped to his feet. "It's OK, princess! I got this!" he said to the now-mangled remains of what was once Panth.

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ALIVE: 8

Pram: Caladbolg
Regaro: Excalibur
Caelus: Charles Barkley, Cybernetic War-Elk
Nio: Sharkswordfish called Niowrath
masterplum: Tough Beetle
Wedge: Portal Gun
ExTha: Tebow's 4th quarter magic (ACTIVE)
Raka: Hannah Montana Official Guitar

Dead: 44

Colegreen_c12 (Bomb): Ambushed by RX7
MZero11 (Skateboard): Testes ripped off by Plum's Tough Beetle
tyder21 (sandpaper): Impaled by Robazoid
AfroSquirrel (pocketful of Portable holes): Decapitated by Shell Blade from GenSag's Dewott
BBallman7 (Magnum and Morningstar): Head blown off by JeffreyRaze
GrapeFruitKing (Nail Gun): Strangled to death by vcharon's flag
Han (Blaster): Decapitated by Dante Brogue Kick
bbbtime (Acid Gun): Slipped on banana peel fired by dowolf; head melted off by own acid
MysteriousStan (Oddjob's top hat): Hit by lightning from the Master Sword, accidentally decapitated self with hat
Emporer_Kazbar (A fake can of peanuts w/ spring snakes in it): Distracted by MWC's head exploding, ran through by fdr's sword
dowolf (Banana peel launcher): Crushed by collapsing rubble when Blairville swung the looongsword
Blairville (loooongsword): Choked to death by ngirl while being offensively chanted at
Robazoid (spear): BBallman landed on him from a second-story window, decapitating him
azuarc (pogo stick, blades under the foot pegs, light enough to be swung): Blown up by Caelus' war-elk
RX7InfinitiIII (Dual Hidden Blades): Killed by a stray bullet from SpeedYoshi
Nee (pear scented anti-bacterial hand soap): Stabbed through the head from behind by Niowrath
Dante (Standard Def. TV set): Stabbed repeatedly by Mad Bellis
Sir Chris (Scum Sir Chris' cunning/ruthlessness): Stabbed repeatedly by Mad Bellis
Ed Bellis (saveus_Maria's knife from b8b1): Talked out of Mad Bellis mode by Occam's Razor logic, stabbed with his own knife
Chronic (Revolver/Machete): Shot in the face by mcflubbin after Jedi assistance
mcflubbin (bow/arrow): Head destroyed by MSG
Haguile (BBallman holding a grudge): Choked to death by GTM's title
GTM (UCA Melee Mayhem Title): Decapitated by CO's handaxes
todbot (people): People killed by GenSag's pokemon. Then incinerated by Arcanine
GenesisSaga (Dewott/Arcanine): Wedge used his portal gun and tricked Arcanine into hitting her with flamethrower
SpeedYoshi (2 Golden Guns): Weapon colliding with GANON's caused explosion
GANON (Midas Glove): Weapon colliding with SpeedYoshi's caused explosion
cody (Omega Quack-O-Blitzer): Destroyed by rogue ducknix
Psycho_Kenshin (Lawgiver): Head melted off by PK2000's pocket sand
CrimsonOcean (Handaxes): Killed by Maria's knife and bartz's phallus
Kingbartz (Giant Phallus): Blown up by JeffRaze detonating the bomb set by Colegreen
saveus_maria (Occam's Razor): Shot in the face by the passing JeffRaze
firefdr (MWC-ified Master Sword): Decapitated from behind by Panth, during fight with Reg
Wigs (Boombox, plays nothing but Phil Collins): Stabbed in the back by Pram
Pirateking2000 (Sandwich/Pocket Sand): With Niowrath's help, fell through a Wedge portal that was set on a high building
vcharon (American Flag): Head broken by plum's tough beetle
Ayvuir (Katana): ngirl sliced his head off with his own katana
Cobain (2 Lightsabers): Very dead
eddv (Lawndarts): Exploded by MSG falling on him Apoca-Fists first
JeffRaze (Magnum/Riot Shield): Killed by a Speed Force-Boosted BBallman7
Silverliner182V (GameFAQs Flash): Accidentally destroyed when MSG fell through one of Wedges' Portals
MSG (Apoca-Fists): Sent to hell by Tebow-powered ExTha
ngirl (Newcastle Shirt/offensive chants): Face melted by ExTha
Panthera (Frying pan): Landed on by oversized Regaro

Status

Justin_Crossing: Has Ashbringer, wants revenge on Frostmourne. Alliance formed with rogue BBallman and Nio.
Regaro: Believes he is saving the now-dead Panthera. Duelling Pram.

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SEalliance has the swagger.

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XD me and Charles, just flying around and chillin without a care in the world, no matter what kind of crazy s*** is going on around us. Awesome! :)

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Lol! Reg will get an Anger Boost when he learns of what he's done...

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If it helps decide whether to off my character or not, I ship Excalibur X Caladbolg.

... yeah >_>


If anything, Caladbolg and Excalibur crossing blades will cause both swords to shatter and everything within the blast radius to be sliced.

And then, in the end, I will be left standing.

And then your character will honorably take his own life when he failed to protect his lady.

Oh hey, it actually happened. More or less. Go my obviously not winner material character!

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Maybe at some point soon

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Now-ish!

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I second the "now-ish!" motion. Anyone else in favor say "Aye".

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Aye

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a

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ye

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

"soon"

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pfft

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still updates more than Substitute Teaching Adventures!

>_>

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At least I had the decency to declare mine defunct.

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did you?

I've been waiting for the stripper story for no reason!?

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I posted one of the stripper stories.

Well, its not completely dead, but the updates are few and far between.

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CHAPTER 28

Caelus had been on his way to the meteor of doom when he realized there was nowhere else to go but the game, so him and Charles would have to wait a little while before they took over the literal universe.

Caelus and Charles Barkley descended to the ground regally as Caelus lit up the finest of cuban cigars, turning his head slightly and slowly to the surreal clock on the wall, the second hand of which turned slightly and slowly from 1 to 2 with the thoughtfulness of the most bizarre of creatures, that creature of course being the one known as "th3l3fty", who was immediately eviscerated by all the mothers in the universe in revenge for lefty's mother having created such an odious f***ling. Charles Barkley cackled madly as he manipulated the entire mother's union into an all-out assault on both th3l3fty and "_SmurfX_", playing on their righteous anger because Charles and indeed Caelus aka Figure knew that the mothers union had been angered when lefty's mother and _SmurfX_'s mother had betrayed them by creating such vile creatures.

So in summary lefty, lefty's mother, Smurf, Smurf's mother and for good measure the entire nation of Ireland was completely torn apart by Charles Barkley, though all the people of Ireland survived and were fine (except _SmurfX_, we already covered this) - they were just split up into a succession of small islands.

However while Caelus and Charles were distracted by this noble-but-irrelevant endeavour, masterplum had snuck up on them both.

plum knew this was a bad idea but the tough beetle had insisted that he test his TOUGHNESS against the war-elk. And so plum did his best, sneaking stealthily up to Caelus. However, Charles had sensed them coming and though the TOUGH BEETLE had manaed to gnaw off a considerable chunk of the elk's skin, no serious damage was done.

"Hah! Thought you could sneak up on me, did you? You call yourself masterplum WELL I CALL YOU SILLY PLUM! HAH! KILL HIM, CHARLES!" roared Caelus.

Charles launched a barrage of absolute missile towards plum, who simply stood there. He knew he had no chance of avoiding this assault, and simply turned to his beetle, almost in slow motion. "Well I hope you're happy," said plum sadly, since he knew he was about to die. "I hope you don't regret going in for a full-frontal assault when we were outmatched WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

The answer, of course, was that the tough beetle was chomping down on the missiles, stopping them from detonating by destroying their detonators somehow. saveus_maria briefly returned from the dead to complain about how illogical this was but I quashed her. Then Ayvuir exploded ahaha suck it Ayv.

"Wow...you really are tough," said plum.
"I know. It's kind of my job," said the tough beetle coolly.

"Well now...it seems we have quite the opponent on our hands," Caelus sneered. Charles chuckled too, still not taking the beetle's challenge seriously - though actually having to think now, rather than just firing missiles.

"Hmm," said Charles, ascending into the air. He let loose a torrent of machine gun fire, but the beetle deflected all of the bullets its hard, metallic exterior. They bounced around, decimating buildings and such, but plum remained safe.

Charles' frustration increased. He next switched to a million-degree lazer which he fired from his eyes, firing it at plum and the beetle. Plum did enough to dodge, while the beetle attempted to catch the lazer with its tough body to protect plum.

The lazer, however, was doing the trick, and for the first time the beetle showed signs of pain as he felt his body melting under the intense heat. "Yes!" roared Caelus. "Feel the burning heat of your demise!" Caelus pulled out another cigar and jabbed it into the lazer to light it. He then began to smoke it, looking at the beetle as it melted slowly.

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Mourning the loss of Caelus, the war-elk began to fade away.

"NO!" screamed an irate XIII. "Charles Barkley is ~THE ULTIMATE FORCE OF GOOD~ because of the actions I described earlier in the chapter - you know, the manipulation of the mothers union into the absolute destruction of those people. He is the best living thing to ever live and I will reward him by allowing him to remain in the game, even despite Caelus' death. He will also have some alcohol to hand as a tribute."



Minio shrugged. "mmkay"
ExTha roared at me. "GODLESS FIEND!" he shouted, and I was so surprised I spilled the cup of coffee I was drinking onto my crotch. Actually that happened earlier (my thighs still hurt ;_;)but I figured I would work it into the story.

tl;dr:
Caelus and Charles Barkley eviscerated some bad people
plum snuck up on them and the TOUGH BEETLE managed to win an underdog battle, because the underdog doesn't win that often in board 8 battle.

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...and then Charles Barkley was allowed to stay because of the aforementioned evisceration.
Then ExTha caused me to spill coffee onto my crotch because I messed with the entire concept of "death" just for kicks.

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"plum," said the tough beetle quietly.
The tone of voice disconcerted plum. "...Y-yes, beetle?"
"I'm not gonna make it. I wasn't-AUGH! I wasn't tough...enough. I'm sorry."
"No! You'll be fine! You're too tough to die-oh apparently not."
The beetle's structure completely fell apart, with the molten metal landing on the ground in a puddle.

plum looked at the remains of his friend, his weapon. Even Minio shed a tear...or at least Comm thought it was a tear. Actually it was excess alcohol leaking out of her. She snickered at Comm's jealousy. "God dammit..."

"Now!" said Charles. "That beetle was...tough. Tougher than I thought."
"That's kind of his job," said plum thickly, as if holding back tears.
"True, I guess."
plum looked at the pool of molten metal. It was shimmering, vibrating. Plum had an idea what was happening and, with one last ray of hope appearing in his mind, said "HEY! CAELUS! I know a place where you can get alcohol!"
"Ooh! Hold on a second, Charles. Where?"
"Just over there!" said plum, pointing in a random direction.

"Oh really? Charles, scan it!" Charles scanned in the direction plum was pointing for alcohol. Nothing, except for residual traces left behind by Caelus being in the approximate vicinity.
"Nothing."
"YOU LIED! CHARLES, KILL HIM!"
"Time to finish this!" Charles, still airborne, aimed his leg (which was made of PISTOLS) at plum and fired.

plum had stalled just long enough.
The bullet, rather than penetrating (lol) plum's skull, bounced away harmlessly. It had hit...something.

And that something...was the tough beetle.
"Hah! You think a little heat will stop me? I'm tougher than the terminator, ballsier than Rocky, and...A BEETLE THAT IS TOUGH!"
The beetle roared unintelligably and for the first time Caelus was lost for words, as was Charles. The beetled soared towards Caelus, and Caelus' cigar fell from his mouth. This caused Caelus to find his voice. "DAMMIT! YOU SON OF A B****! THAT WAS CUBAN! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO-" Caelus' tirade was temporarily cut off as the beetle castrated him - "KILL YOU!"

The final two words were said in a much higher inflection, almost a comical falsetto. Caelus wondered what had happened, then the pain set in.

He roared (in a high-pitched manner) painfully, but he had the presence of mind to do one thing. His mind foggy, he issued a command to Charles. "Attack plum! Then the beetle will die!"
"What?"
Charles had been programmed to respond only to a specific vocal inflection. It was a sad thing, but necessary to prevent another competitor taking him over. Minio wondered if this was fair...then shrugged and went back to some JRPG. I don't know. Seikon Denzetsi...6? Is that a game?

But yeah since Charles didn't know what Caelus was saying, he was unable to respond to Caelus' commands. So he was powerless to prevent the tough beetle ripping Caelus' head off. "YEAAHH! I'M THE TOUGHEST BEETLE! YEAAHH!"
"You really are the toughest beetle!" said plum, hugging it, as they ran off quickly from a devastated but now completely impotent (lol) Charles.

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Oh hey, a chapter. Will read later.

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ALIVE: 7

Pram: Caladbolg
Regaro: Excalibur
Nio: Sharkswordfish called Niowrath
masterplum: Tough Beetle
Wedge: Portal Gun
ExTha: Tebow's 4th quarter magic (ACTIVE)
Raka: Hannah Montana Official Guitar

Dead: 45

Colegreen_c12 (Bomb): Ambushed by RX7
MZero11 (Skateboard): Testes ripped off by Plum's Tough Beetle
tyder21 (sandpaper): Impaled by Robazoid
AfroSquirrel (pocketful of Portable holes): Decapitated by GenSag's Dewott's Shell Blade
BBallman7 (Magnum and Morningstar): Head blown off by JeffreyRaze
GrapeFruitKing (Nail Gun): Strangled to death by vcharon's flag
Han (Blaster): Decapitated by Dante Brogue Kick
bbbtime (Acid Gun): Slipped on dowolf banana peel; head melted off by own acid
MysteriousStan (Oddjob's top hat): Hit by lightning from the Master Sword, accidentally decapitated self with hat
Emporer_Kazbar (A fake can of peanuts w/ spring snakes in it): Distracted by MWC's head exploding, ran through by fdr's sword
dowolf (Banana peel launcher): Crushed by collapsing rubble when Blairville swung the longsword
Blairville (loooongsword): Choked to death by ngirl while being offensively chanted at
Robazoid (spear): BBallman landed on him from a second-story window, decapitated him
azuarc (pogo stick, blades under the foot pegs, light enough to be swung): Blown up by Caelus' war-elk
RX7InfinitiIII (Dual Hidden Blades): Killed by a stray bullet from SpeedYoshi
Nee (pear scented anti-bacterial hand soap): Stabbed through head from behind by Niowrath
Dante (Standard Def. TV set): Stabbed by Mad Bellis
Sir Chris (Scum Sir Chris' cunning/ruthlessness): Stabbed by Mad Bellis
Ed Bellis (saveus_Maria's knife from b8b1): Talked out of Mad Bellis mode by Occam's Razor logic, stabbed with his own knife
Chronic (Revolver/Machete): Shot in the face by mcflubbin after Jedi assistance
mcflubbin (bow/arrow): Head destroyed by MSG
Haguile (BBallman holding a grudge): Choked to death by GTM's title
GTM (UCA Melee Mayhem Title): Decapitated by CO's handaxes
todbot (people): Incinerated by Arcanine
GenesisSaga (Dewott/Arcanine): Wedge used his portal gun and tricked Arcanine into hitting her with flamethrower
SpeedYoshi (2 Golden Guns): Weapon colliding with GANON's caused explosion
GANON (Midas Glove): Weapon colliding with SpeedYoshi's caused explosion
cody (Omega Quack-O-Blitzer): Destroyed by rogue ducknix
Psycho_Kenshin (Lawgiver): Head melted off by PK2000's pocket sand
CrimsonOcean (Handaxes): Killed by Maria's knife and bartz's phallus
Kingbartz (Giant Phallus): Blown up by JeffRaze detonating the bomb set by Colegreen
saveus_maria (Occam's Razor): Shot in the face by the passing JeffRaze
firefdr (MWC-ified Master Sword): Decapitated from behind by Panth, during fight with Reg
Wigs (Boombox, plays nothing but Phil Collins): Stabbed in the back by Pram
Pirateking2000 (Sandwich/Pocket Sand): Fell through a Wedge portal set on a high building
vcharon (American Flag): Head broken by plum's tough beetle
Ayvuir (Katana): ngirl sliced his head off with his own katana
Cobain (2 Lightsabers): Very dead
eddv (Lawndarts): Exploded by MSG falling on him Apoca-Fists first
JeffRaze (Magnum/Riot Shield): Killed by a Speed Force-Boosted BBallman7
Silverliner182V (GameFAQs Flash): Accidentally destroyed when MSG fell through one of Wedges' Portals
MSG (Apoca-Fists): Sent to hell by Tebow-powered ExTha
ngirl (Newcastle Shirt/offensive chants): Face melted by ExTha
Panthera (Frying pan): Landed on by oversized Regaro
Caelus (Charles Barkley, Cybernetic War-Elk): Head ripped off by tough beetle.

Status

Justin_Crossing: Has Ashbringer, wants revenge on Frostmourne. Alliance formed with rogue BBallman and Nio.
Regaro: Thinks he's saving dead!Panthera. Duelling Pram.
Charles Barkley: On his own

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Oh god Charles Barkley is going to win.

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Amazing

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god damn it >_<

but lol l3fty and X_Smurf_X

btw Charles totally has the power to revive me and I programmed him so that if I die, he revives me in the next chapter and since it's in his programming, it doesn't require voice authorization >_>

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up

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Luster Reloaded: Damn, that's some crazy s***.

Charles Barkley VS Tim Tebow magic?

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no

maybe

yes

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yes

maybe

no

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"The great fallacy is that the game is first and foremost about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory." - Danny Blanchflower

indeed

possibly

never

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Been so busy and tired at new job that I haven't had the time or desire to update

Maybe tomorrow. Maybe

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