Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-21: A House Divided

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GIMME A MATCH ALREADY.

RARGHGH!!

/Insane powerful moster rampage

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This was very clever of you, "rocks." Letting me book my own match on a show that will never happen.

I admit it: you outsmarted me this time.

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From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 3/9/2012 9:03:18 PM | #198
he could nod!

If KP nods, people die. That's how silent killers work.

It is not even 24 hours late yet how about you guys chill

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From: Haguile | #203
If KP nods, people die. That's how silent killers work.

How do you remember that?

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I don't. That's just common sense. Dogs bark, cats meow, silent killers nod and people die. Duh.

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I've got my eye on you Haguile.

I've given you special dispensation to try and lose because of your...unique circumstances but if I think you're faking your amnesia, you are FIRED!

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Tom, I'll get vengeance for you. Put me against all the people complaining in a 2nd giant handicap match, I can handle it

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From: Tom Bombadil | #204
It is not even 24 hours late yet how about you guys chill

We all just love the UCA so much that we get impatient.

You should be flattered.

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Don't forget to use WotR's titantron for our match tonight Tom



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oh goody a mysterious "somebody is coming" tron

those usually get resolved

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From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 3/10/2012 12:18:43 AM | #209
I've got my eye on you Haguile.

I've given you special dispensation to try and lose because of your...unique circumstances but if I think you're faking your amnesia, you are FIRED!

I thought you were trying to me make me win while I work hard to lose. Also, I want to get fired! I'M AFRAID OF FIGHTING!

oh I hope it's Lopen and Timjab

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It's Daniel Bryan, isn't it?

He's bringing his feud with ertyu into the UCA.

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From: Tom Bombadil | #214
oh goody a mysterious "somebody is coming" tron

those usually get resolved

This one will. I have it on good authority

From: Haguile | #215
I thought you were trying to me make me win while I work hard to lose. Also, I want to get fired! I'M AFRAID OF FIGHTING!

Oh I will.

I'm just saying, I've got my eye on you.

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From: Haguile | #215
Also, I want to get fired!

well with eddv now revealed as my mole....hm....

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From: Haguile | #215
Also, I want to get fired!
well with eddv now revealed as my mole....hm....

Eddv visibly counts money and while wearing the Luca title belt at a meeting of the booking committee

Damn straight. Underdog millionaire out.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

What does my ETERNAL RIVAL™ want to get fired from?

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XIII/Nick 8-8 eddv/Raze
ExTha's vote was late! LUCKY FGH. So triple threat match next week I guess?

Boko/GTM 7-10 Reg/ctes
What a huge upset victory for reg/ctes. This could be a statement of intent for their respective singles ambitions as well.

RL5 6-9 jdizzy
lol

Dante 12-4 ngirl
That's 5 more votes than I expected ngirl to get!

Nee 15-1 Chris
o_o

Sess (12) def. , Anri (4), ertyu (0)
Dominant, superior Ruin superstars

Ed/Mer 8-8 Alec/Andel
Is that the closest Andel has come to winning a match? >_>

Crim (8) def. eaed (5), Midget (1), and DSR (0)
Tag champ showing why she's one of the longest-reigning champs in UCA right now, but a strong performance from eaed.

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dat squash match

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sweet, Boko United and Haguile are the only people on multiple rushmores

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My 2 reigns are MUCH more impressive than ale s 3 uneventful reigns.

That'd be like you putting ermine on the hw Rushmore.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

True your reigns were pretty good

and I almost put Ermine on the HW Rushmore >_>;

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Mount Rushmores:

HW title Mount Rushmore

Boko (7-time champion; longest reign)
Dante (5-time champion)
Haguile (dominated the second half of 2011; two of the longest reigns; left company with title)
ExThaNemesis (inaugural champion; 2-time champion; solid reigns)

MW title Mount Rushmore

Drakeryn (4-time champion; longest reign - one of only triple-figure reigns for any title in UCA history)
edwardsdv (because he REALLY WANTS TO BE HERE) (also 2-time champion, long reigns)
Lopen (3-time champion)
Dante (3-time champion; inaugural champion; can you be on two different Rushmores?)


LW title Mount Rushmore

XIII_rocks (4-time champion)
Boko (5-time champion)
Zazi (longest reign in dispute))
Comm (longest reign (in dispute))

(hahaha suck it ayv)

Tag Titles Mount Rushmore

GTM (had a reign on his own; dominated second half of 2011; won title with several different partners)
Boko (literally won the title from himself; most individual reigns; won with multitude of different partners)
Wigs/Tom (longest reign for any title in UCA history)

UCA Title Mount Rushmore

Haguile
eddv
somebody took a bazooka to the other half of this mount rushmore

MM title Mount Rushmore

ctes (won the title)
GTM (won the title)
Chronic (literally won the title)
Maniac (likes the title. Also won it)

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my MW reigns were undeinably the best!!

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yes, undeinably

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you had better ****ing believe it

they were something like 8 days and 24 hours.

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yeaaaahh

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tag rushmore lacks THE AWESOME BADASSES and MM lacks the guy who came up with it

although come to think of it I am not sure how much the badasses actually held the titles but it used to be that they pretty much WERE the tag div

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I did consider making it 4 teams, not far people, tbh

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My MW reigns were pretty much the best ever.

I transitional champed the **** out of that belt.

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I still had the coolest design for the Middleweight title. It was so awesome that I eventually used it on my Heavyweight title, my tag team title, and my UCA Hall of Fame Ring!

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Yeah tom is one of the only Luca originals quLifiex to make rushmorez.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

I am so thoroughly quLifiex

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Also maybe the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations Mr. Maniac64 should just have control of Eruption? He's already proven what a capable executive he is, twice now posting the results when "Bombadil" didn't show up.

Man, the calls for more Maniac-booking just keep coming!

I choose to ignore the fact that they are all coming from the same guy. Who, coincidentally, has never experienced Maniac-booking.

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*EaEd walks down to the seems to be a little frustrated*

I have to admit something. Even though I do appreciate being booked on Eruption I do have one problem. I faced a woman! I don’t know about you guys but in my time we don’t hit women ever!! So Lady Crimson I hope I did you no harm and on another note when I was winning the match I was surprised with none other than RL5!

This is not the first time I’ve lost a match due to this fool and he decided to avoid me when challenging someone from Ruin. The so called ‘legend’ is nothing but a coward and refused to face me. So now it is my turn, as preparation for my match against War and the Bear, I would like to ask XIII and Tom Bolo to book me in a match next Eruption so that I can get the vengeance I deserve!

So in your words RL5.
Knock, knock? Oh wait it’s the Future and he’s here to knock your brains out!

Thank you!
*eaed walks away talking with the fans and making knock knock jokes*



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Nah, I'm done.

I got destroyed by f***ing jdizzy.

I clearly don't have a place here. Peace out.

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Giving up so soon?

PFFT

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I know how to take a hint. Yes, I was sore from taking a two-on-one beating the show before, but that's no excuse for being beaten that badly by a Lightweight who I don't even think has shown up since I've joined.

My time has come and gone. I'm leaving to put my time in more productive fields. Fields I'm not terrible at. This clearly isn't my thing, and I want to save myself from any further embarrassment, and to make way for future stars.

Lastly to eaedwards, I'm sorry. I was just jealous of the opportunity you were given. Jealous that you had a GM in your corner. But that's no excuse for blindsiding you, and no excuse for distracting you. Whether or not it was fair for you to be given that kind of opportunity right out of the box isn't for me to decide, and more importantly, it's got nothing to do with you. You didn't book yourself into title matches. You were given them, and if I were given a title match as my first match, I would have tried to run with it too. You seem passionate about your work, however, and perhaps under different circumstances we could have been... friends. But it's too late for any of that, so instead, I'll just wish you good luck.



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RL5 even though you have been my enemy in your time in the wrestling industry I will teach you the most important lesson of wrestling. Even when you lose you come back hoping to be better next time! Try and try again! So far I've learned this the hard way! I hope you will not be childish after one lost and accept my challenge and continue to work in the UCA!

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I can see the writing on the wall, and I just don't have it in me to lose anymore. I'm sorry, but you'll have to find someone else.

I'm done.



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it's not like our current uca champ spent like a year as a no-name jobber before climbing the ranks through sheer force of will or anything

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Ha.

Ha,

Hahahahahahahaha.

Really, there's only one thing that needs to be said. The 'hero from the future' has a problem treating women as equals, and this is the person who claims to be trying to save anyone? I've figured you out, you're not from the future, you're from the past, here to drag UCA back to the Dark Ages! Of course the past sucked, I've already said this title sucked until I held it! Forgive me, but I'm not going to let you destroy the now. My Holy Empire will keep marching forward, to a time when people like you won't exist.

WORSHIP ME, AND BE BROUGHT TO SALVATION!

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I don't believe that woman are not equals. I only believe that they should not be hit but that is a different topic all together.

At Pandemonium it's you, me, and the bear. If the past is truly as dark as the future then the importance me defeating you is even greater! When we face off at Pandemonium there is no where for you to hide. You have two options face me or face the bear. Either way the title will not be yours at the end of the night!!

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Hiding? HIDING?

Come to this ring and we'll see how much I hide.

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