Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-21: A House Divided

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Don't blame rl5 for not having the immense testicular fortitude that I have.

Very few can compare favorably to the UNDERDOG MILLIONARE.

That saidstick around man its been like 2 weeks. Guys like us have to stick together to beat the scum like boobs and violence and jdizzy. Otherwise we let the laazy noshowers wins.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

I'm sorry War, the ring is closed for fighting until show time.

You will need to do your fighting backstage.

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Did somebody say testicular fortitude?

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*flexes.his testicles*

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Any time, any where War!

And when I say Time I mean past,present, future, IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! I will beat you!

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Just not in the ring during off hours.

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

BACKSTAGE BRAWL

First to 5 wins

War 0
Eaed 0

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

War

*throws punch* DOOSH!

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CURRENT B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

War

*gets security to block off the ring*

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

I'm the impartial ref.

*calls over retired ucaers who now work as road agents to ineffectually try to break it up.*

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

EaEd

Hits with chair!

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War

chants this is awesome

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Dr voltchball - best in the world.

UCA 24/7

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Shining Force IV will rise!

*low blow, throws eaed into a Coke machine*

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CURRENT B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

*orders a coke and then hits War with the open can*

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*throws coffee in War's face*

EaEd

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Boko United - MenjiTMFan267
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AHHHHHH

WHO PUTS ICE IN COFFEE?

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CURRENT B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

War 4
Eaed 3

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

This fight is pointless.

War.

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It's Iced Coffee.

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From: edwardsdv | #254
*flexes.his testicles*

*casually exposes over a dozen testicles*

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"nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104

From: edwardsdv | #268
War 4
Eaed 3

XIII style updating I see

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Boko United - MenjiTMFan267
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

I think those votals are wrong..

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Shining Force IV will rise!

unless the 2nd vote counts o_O

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Boko United - MenjiTMFan267
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someone make a list of all the rules for each match

I can provide "that GTM match minus scramble" rules

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that and War only had 4 after he posted

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eaed

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

eaed

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

Now it is 4-3 in favor of war.

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eaedwards6400's phone alt!

XIII showed up, so the brawl got broken up.

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CURRENT B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

WAR WINS. Retired ucaers ermine and lopen appear and protect eaed from wars wrath.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

There was no "you can only vote once" clause.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Wouldn't I have won then?

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Disputed finish!

SUDDEN DEATH FIRST VOTE WINS

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eaed

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

eaed can't even win a backstage brawl without XIII rigging it xfd

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http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/zukiraphaera/war-sig-1.png
CURRENT B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

That was for the LW title as well.

XMFD War

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

xiii does title changes on house shows

no wonder nobody likes him

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ROBBED B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

I think Zack Ryder lost the internet Champion to Sheamus on a Dante Ruin House show

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What a biased amateur. Tom can we please replace him with maniac yet?

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

AHEM

As the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations I must ask that XIII does not give eaed the title for this fight. For one thing this was clearly an unsanctioned match, as eddy does not have the authority to make matches or referee them. Therefore the title cannot change hands since the UCA will not officially recognize the match.

For another thing, we strongly oppose adding stipulations and title implications after a match is completed.

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

edwardsdv posted...
What a biased amateur. Tom can we please replace him with maniac yet?

Yes, another vote!

It is time to bring back the booker whose highlights include such amazing things as the first UCA Blindfold match, the first UCA Yu-gi-oh duel (to see which booker had the best "cards" ohohoho), the first UCA Special Enforcer match where only one fighter got to pick the enforcers, and the first UCA boxing match (i think)!

Not to mention the first non-scramble edition of the GTM special and help from my personal assistant Mr. RNG.

Let chaos reign!

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Its true...most of that doesn't compare to how bad Xiii booking is.

And yes my only authority is to help book matches. I'm just the guy who yelled food fight.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

(out of character)
If my votals were correct
It would have been

War 5
EaEd 5 (with two votes from XIII)

and if you add the "Sudden Death" it would have been 6-5 EaEd.

(end of out of character segment)

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(In character segment)
If that "match" was for the title then I deny it. I will beat War fair and square at Pandemonium. IF I have learned anything from my time as a wrestler I have win fair and respectable to be truly known as a hero!!

Prepare to see what a TRUE Hero can do!!

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FIRST to five. What part of that was unclear.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

eddv seems angrier

this title is changing him

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well he DID kinda turn heel immediately after winning it

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From: Rad Link 5 | #244
I know how to take a hint. Yes, I was sore from taking a two-on-one beating the show before, but that's no excuse for being beaten that badly by a Lightweight who I don't even think has shown up since I've joined.

If I started showing up Id be LW champ in three months.

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From: jdizzy156 | #299
If I started showing up Id be LW champ in three months.

Three months?

Weak.

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