Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-21: A House Divided

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Raven is no more. ZeroSignal is born, and he wants a shot at the Lightweight title. He performed better than jdizzy in a triple threat match previously, and yet jdizzy gets a title-shot very soon. I will ascend the Lightweight division, and once I become Lightweight champion, not only will I complete the UCA Grand Slam, but I will also unveil the new Zero design championship, to take the place of the Raphael Raven belt!

BLOOD RUNS COL- oh wait >_>

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So is this a face turn or just a change of gimmick? I await further promos to give me a clearer picture.

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*Interviewer comes outside of EaEd’s Locker room*

Ladies and Gentleman, I am here outside EaEd’s locker room as tonight on Pandemonium EaEd will face off against War in a cage. Now, not only will they be fighting in a cage but they will have to avoid an underfed Bear nonetheless, all for the LW Title! I’m going to try and speak with EaEd before the match…

*Knocks on EaEd’s door. EaEd opens the door!*



*EaEd slams the door closed*

What do you mean you’re not talking?! All you do is talk! You have a big match tonight! Are you sure you don’t wanna say anything?



*Interviewer knocks on EaEd’s door*

Are you sure you don’t wanna say anything? Not a single word?!

*EaEd opens the door and throws a chair at the interviewer and then slams it closed*



What the heck are you doing?!

*EaEd opens his door*

You wanna say something now EaEd?!



*EaEd walks away*

Well folks talking or not talking EaEd appears to be ready for tonight’s big LW Title match against War! It should be a fantastic match with the LW Title and maybe even the future on the line!

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Eddv comes out, tosses money into the crowd.

So Chronic. It has come down to this. You and I one on one forthe world title in a TAYBLES match of all thing. THe match I have authority over in this fed. YOu STOLE That crown from me when I was on the wrong side of the law, but tonight I will provbe it means NOTHING.as FLUKE. A freak accident.


I will dothis by winning a match that is nothing BUT freak accidents and flukes. Because thats how awesome I am.

If you want some, come get some. If you dont like me. BITE ME.

Underdog Millionaire, OUT.

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WHOA. Raven is BLOOD RUNS COLDER?


WHOA.

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Eruption Results

XIII/Nick (6) def. eddv/Raze (5), Reg/ctes (5)
Whiskey on the Rocks are #1 contenders to the B8UCA Tag-Team Titles
Let's. Do. This.

Boko 12-4 Chronic
Chronic looking "so strong"

Ayv/KCF 10-5 Tom/Maniac
inferior

GTM 13-10 JC
Uh, I think. >_>

Chris/Drak 8-7 Ed/Mer
Classy match.

JONA/w_c 10-5 Raven/DSR
Yes.

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This is Justin's second stint as the Soaring Eagle, right?

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I think so!

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here is the pandemonium card to the best of my knowledge:

eddv/Chronic (Ironman Tables)
Boko/ctes (stip?)
KCF/Ayv (3 Stages of Hell)
eaed/War (Grizzly Bear Cage)
WotR/B+V (Mud Cage)

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Maniac/GTM (MM Rules)
Boko/ctes (Dante wins match?)

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From: TheKnightOfNee | #353
So is this a face turn or just a change of gimmick?

Still in Team ExTha last time I checked, which is still a heel stable, last time I checked.

And I now realized, that since I am no longer the Sometimes Defeated Raven, and am now donning the name Zero, then that makes me The Undefeated Zero!

I'm not just going to defeat eaedwards, Tom Bombadil... but I'm also going to defeat CrimsonOcean, and KamikazePotato! I'm going to beat jdizzy... AGAIN! And then I'm going to defeat War, and take the title that's rightfully mine... BYAAAAAH!

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Zero 'too strong' for LW division

promote him tbqh

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Didnt I beat you without voting?

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GTM 13-10 JC
Uh, I think. >_>

I'm going to have to verify this aren't I...

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I'M NOT TALKING!

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Pandemonium is tonight right?

and it's up yet

IT'S PANDEMONIUM AHHHHHH

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also purge ppv after means I hope the rosters somehow become more screwed up after it

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I used this exact line of reasoning to argue against the brand split GTM.

At this point I just enjoy how poorly its working out.

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edwardsdv posted...
I used this exact line of reasoning to argue against the brand split GTM.

At this point I just enjoy how poorly its working out.

You anti-split naysayers

You were writing it off before it even started! Give it time.

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I would like to demand that all of XIII's votes in Pandemonium matches be removed for changing the rules of not one, but two matches in order to rig them after the easy vote form was posted.

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Again, blame Tom's incompetence!

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Ironman tables was my fault, I'll admit. I blame posting the card at 4 AM

I don't think every hour is how bearcage usually works though

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4. You can vote once per hour.

I posted the rules in this goddamn topic as well, Tom.

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I would agree with keeping it at sets of 5 in a 1v1 match, though.

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From: Tom Bombadil | #373
Ironman tables was my fault, I'll admit. I blame posting the card at 4 AM

I don't think every hour is how bearcage usually works though

bearcage is technically one vote per bear I think,

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From: edwardsdv | #376
bearcage is technically one vote per bear I think,

From: XIII_rocks | #374
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4. You can vote once per hour.

I posted the rules in this goddamn topic as well, Tom.

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From: Dr_Football | #378
XIII GM Theme

I like it!

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My strategy on Ruin has always been for the strong to survive.

I have been very disappointed with the performance of Justin_Crossing and, after last night's PPV failure, KingChronic. I've also been very disappointed with the performance of ertyu recently.

ALL OF THEM ARE NOW FIRED FROM RUIN.

You can go over to Combat and see if life is any easier for you there, because I am done booking you on my show.

Now, on a brighter note I am delighted to announce the signing of BIGPUN and foolmo. They were both recommended to me by our now ex-tag champions, Boobs and Violence, and I believe the show will be much better for the acquisition of this new talent.

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PANDEMONIC PPV RESULTS

eddv 4-2 Chronic in the Ironman Tables match
eddv is still the UCA Champion
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Boko/Dante 10-8 ctes
Boko is still the B8UCA HW Champion
ctes came so close to pulling off an amazing victory against possibly the two greatest of all time, but he fell just short.

Nio/Crim 6-11 XIII/Nick
Whiskey on the Rocks are the new B8UCA Tag-Team Champions
WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS!!!!!!! YEAAAHHHH

Tom def. Alec via table (Wigs' vote)
Tom is the new B8UCA Interboardinental Champion
I think.

KCF def. Ayvuir
(1st fall: Parking Lot Brawl: KCF 3-0 Ayvuir
2nd fall: Empty Arena Match: ????
3rd fall: Hardcore Match: KCF 24-7 Ayvuir)
KCF is still the B8UCA MW Champion
I don't know the results of the second fall but I know KCF won falls 1 and 3, so it's OVAH. A nice end to this little series. In the first fall, War and eddv's votes were late, and I'm presuming bartz's would be DQ'd because he deleted and reposted a lot.

GTM def. Maniac
GTM is the new B8UCA Melee Mayhem Champion
He won this match very quickly. I blame the terrible PPV start time!

eaed: mauled by bear 6 times
War: mauled by bear 9 times
eaedwards is the new B8UCA LW Champion
SAVING THA FUTURE (in shady circumstances)

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UPDATED LIST OF GRAND SLAM CHAMPIONS

Dante
Boko
Football
Lockes
Justin_Crossing
XIII_rocks

"like a boss"

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I am very disappointed with the voter turnout for my three stages of hell

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I blame the PPV time.

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I did it! I am the new champion!!! Saving the future just one small step at a time!!

However, I do understand that during our match there was a large amount of controversy. So I would like to speak directly to War.
War, I would be more than happy to face you again in a less controversial match for the title. I do not want to be a dirty champion! I want to be an honorable champion and if I can’t beat you fair and square then I don’t deserve to be champion yet!

First, I have to beat JDizzy and if I do I hope you accept my challenge!

But for now thank you people of the past, I am the new champion, and I will save the future!!



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TALK!

TALK!

TALK!

TALK!

Stop claiming you're something that you're not! You claim to be a hero trying to save the future, but then you complain about having to fight women because in your future men don't treat women as equals. You claim you want to be an honorable Champion but you gleefully joined in on XIII's 4-on-1 assault on me, not even allowed UCA doctors to get involved.

I fought battles long before you knew about UCA, and I worked my ass off so that when I became Champion I deserved it. Yet here you are, desecrating that title by claiming that despite holding it you might not deserve to be any Champion. You continue to kiss XIII's ass even though as far as he's concerned, that title you hold is his and his alone! If you really had value for that title, if you were a real Champion, if you really wanted fair fights, you would have forfeited the match the moment XIII showed that whether you won due to his title or not, you would never be a Champion.

And the worst part of it all? XIII doesn't like you for you. He considers you a joke. In fact, he pities you. He considers you the face of those nobody could possibly care about. After all, not even you care about you!

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Once again, XIII tried his level best to screw me over and put me down just because of who I work for. He once again proved he would rather hand over the title to someone who doesnt deserve it rather than allow the best to hold the title. Just you watch and see, hes going to declare himself the number one contender. He keeps threatening me with a battle royal title defense and wants to see the titles on all of his cronies. Look I'm a sell-out. I literally cashed in after years of struggling so I could live well. You'd think this would make me the villain here but I am NOTHING compared to XIII Bischoff.

Tom, for all of his faults, is a fair man. The best boss in the business. He knows to disentangle himself from voting politics and has put his own career on the backburner time and again for the good of the company. I am proud to support him and to be HIS corporate champ. XIII meanwhile uses his position to greedily feed his own ego and pad his own stats. When we booked shows together it was ME who kept us booking well, while XIII used his newfound power to award himself cheap accolades. Nothing has changed.

XIII is just a huge turd and it is up to all of us to flush him.

Underdog Millionare, out.

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He won this match very quickly. I blame the terrible PPV start time!

Yeah, 3am is not a good start time for a LMS match. I was so tired I just fell asleep in the corner before our match started.

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All we have here is talk, talk talk. Why not do something about it. Is there even anything you can do besides complain?

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I've challenged you to matches, I've exposed your contradictions, everything I've done has been standing on my own, while you can't do a damn thing without a gang to protect you.

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OBJECTION

War is the true winner of the match
I dont blame you for messing up this time XIII, its a hard match to tally.
But Mr eaed voted early twice, and it impacts the results in a big way

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And to be specific
post 89
post 153

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OH MY GOD THE UCA MEDICAL STAFF IS RIGHT

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.... well i'll be.

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The true tally is Eaed mauled 9 times, and War mauled 7 times

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XIII_cantcounts

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Im not sure how you ended up with only 15 maulings though, the extra 2 votes should have added a mauling, not taken one away

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by like 20 seconds are you ****ing kidding me.

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For a hero from another time you sure have trouble telling it! Now come over here and place the Lightweight Title back in her Champion's hand.

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