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edwardsdv
03/05/12 11:45:00 AM
#101:


In fact, there is only ONE 1 day title reign that I can see.

In order to hold the title for just single day you basically have to win it at the PPV and lose it on Ruin--

Nee's first MW title reign, beats Koala at champions are born, promptly drops it to Drak on Ruin. 10/24/10

TECHNICALLY my first title "reign" was only one day as well. I won the title 10/16/11 and had it stripped the next day by Dante where I then won it back.

GTH's first reign and XIII's second LW reign follow this pattern as well.

If the draft had happened as scheduled, KCF's rematch victory over Ayvuir woudlve counted for this too.

There are PLENTY of instances of people winning the title and then losing it on the next scheduled show, but Nee has the only LEGIT 1 day title reign.

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_Regaro_
03/05/12 11:48:00 AM
#102:


But that's wrong, you imbecile.

As I just said, I did the exact same thing.

From: edwardsdv | #100
Unless it was when you lost the MW title to Drak, which Tom failed to record WHEN that happened, there is no RECORD of this claim.


(It was this)

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edwardsdv
03/05/12 11:56:00 AM
#103:


Hey look if Tom didnt record it, it DIDNT HAPPEN

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03/05/12 12:05:00 PM
#104:


From: edwardsdv | #101
TECHNICALLY my first title "reign" was only one day as well. I won the title 10/16/11 and had it stripped the next day by Dante where I then won it back.

GTH's first reign and XIII's second LW reign follow this pattern as well.


glorious "one day champs" rail foundation haguile third

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Ayvuir
03/05/12 12:21:00 PM
#105:


Mine must have only been a day or two

W/E, still held the title for that gloriously short time. And i will get it back. At Pandemonium.

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edwardsdv
03/05/12 12:22:00 PM
#106:


you held it for two days. it WOULD HAVE been one but the draft pushed back Ruin.

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eaedwards6400
03/05/12 10:45:00 PM
#107:


bymp

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XIII_rocks
03/05/12 10:48:00 PM
#108:


hello eaed.

you are in a match tomorrow.

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03/05/12 10:51:00 PM
#109:


ib inevitable edwards vs edwards match

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XIII_rocks
03/05/12 10:52:00 PM
#110:


no

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03/05/12 10:54:00 PM
#111:


yes you fell for my plan

see eaedwards hes not planning to give you any title shots

he is a big bully

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edwardsdv
03/05/12 10:55:00 PM
#112:


If he can start racking up some HIGH SCORES he may eventually be invited to join the FLASHGAME HEROES

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XIII_rocks
03/05/12 10:55:00 PM
#113:


You're right

You got me GTM. I'm not handing eaedwards a UCA title shot.

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TheKnightOfNee
03/05/12 10:58:00 PM
#114:


There are PLENTY of instances of people winning the title and then losing it on the next scheduled show, but Nee has the only LEGIT 1 day title reign.

There's a lot of LEGIT things that only I have ever done. Sometimes I do them just to prove I can do them.

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03/05/12 10:59:00 PM
#115:


great

I feel like I've accomplished something today

sure beats studying for physics of the earth

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eaedwards6400
03/06/12 12:07:00 AM
#116:


I don't expect a UCA title shot right away!

However, LW will be mine and the first step on my success story of saving the future!!!

War, RL5, and maybe even edDV! Prepare as you all may be stepping stones to the success of something amazing!!!!

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XIII_rocks
03/06/12 12:16:00 AM
#117:


See, how can you not love this guy

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muddersmilk
03/06/12 7:16:00 AM
#118:


As Executive Vice President of Talent Relations I take full credit for any and all new hires in the UCA.

So yes, clearly I did a good job of getting eaedwards to sign on.

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XIII_rocks
03/06/12 7:18:00 AM
#119:


I think it was the draft topic that drew him in.

which was the result of my idea for a brand split

so basically I recruited sess, Rock, Koala, RL5 and eaedwards as well as the current POWERHOUSE tag champs, among others.

literally better at you than your job wahoooo

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03/06/12 7:24:00 AM
#120:


let bring back Ermine too and reform Team Animal

in fact I don't think they were in the arena when the Amnesia bomb went off

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muddersmilk
03/06/12 7:33:00 AM
#121:


XIII_rocks posted...
I think it was the draft topic that drew him in.

which was the result of my idea for a brand split

so basically I recruited sess, Rock, Koala, RL5 and eaedwards as well as the current POWERHOUSE tag champs, among others.

literally better at you than your job wahoooo


I still signed them.

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XIII_rocks
03/06/12 7:45:00 AM
#122:


From: GTM | #120
let bring back Ermine too and reform Team Animal

in fact I don't think they were in the arena when the Amnesia bomb went off


Speaking out of kayfabe here, what was the amnesia bomb? >_> I keep hearing people mention this "reset" and stuff but I don't know what it means.

I still signed them.

I signed them

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muddersmilk
03/06/12 7:47:00 AM
#123:


A while back we decided the UCA needed a hard reset. So there was an amnesia bomb and we all started from scratch with new alignments, gimmicks, teams, etc.

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Y_Donte_Y
03/06/12 7:51:00 AM
#124:


Basically, we had a very long while in the UCA where things kinda got bad - we had months at a time with no show, then random people began hosting their own shows every week. Things had gotten really stale storylinewise too, and no one was really trying to shake things up, so we decided to do a mass reboot of the UCA. I held a ruin where the entire gimmick was that THERE WAS A BOMB, and everyone was locked inside. This bomb gave everyone kayfabe amnesia, and everything beforehand was forgotten about entirely (except the recordbooks). This served well, as gave newcomers a perfect place to join in, since they didn't have to learn about a ton of feud plots to start.

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XIII_rocks
03/06/12 7:54:00 AM
#125:


Oh I see.

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03/06/12 7:57:00 AM
#126:


B8UCA Monday Night Explosion
#1 | X_Dante_X | Posted 4/11/2011 6:55:30 PM | message detail | quote
DEATH DEFYING MAIN EVENT

Bombs Away!: B8UCA Heavyweight Champion Dante and King FFD vs The New Nexus (Every Lightweight)
A bomb has been spotted in the arena, and theres no time to escape! While Football and Tom are teaming up to disarm the bomb, The top of the Kingdom has taken it upon themselves to punish the most likely suspects: the newest heel stable in the entire federation. This is a No Holds Barred Match, every post with a message ID ending in 0 will count as two votes.

BORING MIDCARD

WHICH WIRE DO I CUT: Football vs Tom
Man we'd be a lot safer if these guys didn't fight while trying to deactivate bombs

WHO LOCKED THE EXIT?: Alec Soaring Eagle vs GTM
The Eagle flew above the panicing masses and was first to the only emergency exit in the entire arena, and found that it had been locked! Frustrated, he decided to go mano a mano with GTM. Just because.

YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT: Justin-Crossing vs TheKnightofNee
Nee accidentally stepped on JC's foot while trying to flee, and JC isn't happy about it!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE: The B Team (Alec/sbp) vs Hawkeyes (Maniac/Zazi)
The B Team has accepted their fate to die in an explosion, and has gone crazy! They've decided that it is the will of Hochi himself that they perish here, and have decided to speed things along by taking out the hawkeyes. Yes this applies to Alec too shut up

THE SHOW MUST GO ON: drakeryn vs KommunistKoala
Goddamnit, even in the most dire of circumstances, someone has to open the show. Good luck guys!


RING THE BELL

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03/06/12 7:57:00 AM
#127:


#27 | X_Dante_X | Posted 4/12/2011 10:22:47 PM | message detail | quote
And so, a great battle was faught in the B8UCA Arena - one battled for the entire future of the Association. Every fighter had a stake in its outcome, as every single person with a UCA contract happened to be in the arena. No one knows the truth about the placing of the bomb, the only thing known for certain is that the superstars of the B8UCA dealt with it the only way they knew how - random feuds and matches that had been done ten times over. In the end, The Lightweights came out victorious over the Kingdom, which is good as they did not place the bomb. Tom managed to submit football, but too much time was lost - The bomb went off. No one could escape its blast radius, and the entire arena collapsed on top of the poor superstars. So really, every other match on the card was worthless - no one cares that Reg beat GTM to a pulp, or that JC got just revenge for Nees foot stomping ways. Also never to be reexplored is the storyline of the B-Team going crazy and getting taken down by the Hawkeyes. No, not even the meaningless curtain jerking jobbing of Koala will be remembered. For the only thing these superstars will ever remember from this day is


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

But somehow, that was not the end. Despite there being a physical show, a bomb with an explosion that encompassed every single worker, and the destruction of the arena itself, the UCA workers kept on. They all were out cold for a long while, and eventually they began getting up one by one. Every ounce of their minds resisted, and felt it was time for eternal rest, but they all denied the urge. Their brains shutting out the traumatic event, the superstars all realized something in horror - They Had Amensia. While their technical skills were not lost, they all had no idea who they were or who the others were. It was as if every previous storyline in the history of the UCA disappeared at once, however a few among them looked down and recognized giant gold belts on. Devastated, everyone agreed to do the one thing they knew how.

Wrestle for some god damned e-popularity.


(Easy results:
Dante/FFD vs Lightweights 3-5
Football vs Tom 3-4
Reg vs GTM 5-2
Nee vs Justin_Crossing 3-4
B-Team vs Hawkeyes 2-5
Drakeryn vs Koala 4-3)

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03/06/12 7:58:00 AM
#128:


Koala was in the opener, oops

I guess he won't recognise ermine

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XIII_rocks
03/06/12 7:59:00 AM
#129:


classic

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muddersmilk
03/06/12 8:14:00 AM
#130:


GTM posted...
Koala was in the opener, oops

I guess he won't recognise ermine


That amnesia has clearly been fading since then. Seems like we all have our memories back by now.

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Dantezoid
03/06/12 8:17:00 AM
#131:


I can't remember if I or tom wrote that, but its a++

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Dr_Football
03/06/12 8:45:00 AM
#132:


Pretty sure it was my idea, not my writing of course, not clever enough for that

Another example of football booking being da best

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Tom Bombadil
03/06/12 6:21:00 PM
#133:


that is definitely not my writing

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03/06/12 6:29:00 PM
#134:


based on the death-defying main event and the boring midcard, it's either

Dante
King FFDragon

or

THE NEW NEXUS

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03/06/12 6:30:00 PM
#135:


...The New Nexus won the last match before the explosion

that's deep symbolim

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Rad Link 5
03/06/12 6:33:00 PM
#136:


I give the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations Mr. Maniac64 full credit for my being here. He should be the GM of both shows.

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edwardsdv
03/06/12 6:54:00 PM
#137:


Maniac does look snazzy in those new suits of his. He should be on TV more often

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X_Dante_X
03/06/12 6:59:00 PM
#138:


oh I definitely made the card and show, I just can't remember if I or tom wrote that results post.

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eaedwards6400
03/06/12 8:11:00 PM
#139:




*EaEd walks down to the ring*

What are you people doing? You are voting for the wrong people! You’re rooting for a pretty boy douche bag of a champion who claims to be a wonderful musician! He continues to mock me and tell me I am a fake hero! You’re destroying the future!!! Vote for me! I am the hero and I will not let him to continue to make this wrestling industry soft!

As for EdDv and JC. These guys are just tagging along issues. I don’t know much about JC but if he is in a rivalry over coffee then maybe I shouldn’t be too worried. Then there is the Champ. The Champ is here but yet all he does is complain about our wonderful General Manager XII and talks about Tom and Combat. Listen you’re on Ruin and our champion! Don’t complain help me and XIII make the world of wrestling a better in our world and in the future! Please be a hero and help us save the future!

Voting for those the pretty boy champion and the traitor champion is voting against the future! Don’t do it! Vote for guys like me, Nick, and DP.

*EaEd Begins to walk away*

Oh and on another note if Haguile wants to lose then let him lose. It’s not worth wasting your time!

*EaEd walks away looking all business and slightly frustrated*



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03/06/12 9:04:00 PM
#140:


From: X_Dante_X | #138
oh I definitely made the card and show, I just can't remember if I or tom wrote that results post.


figure out which one of you spells it "faught" and you have your writer

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X_Dante_X
03/06/12 9:27:00 PM
#141:


i win

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Rad Link 5
03/06/12 10:52:00 PM
#142:


Let it be noted that "Bombadil" is such a joke of a GM that I had to take the easy-vote form into my own hands, and that we lost countless voters due to his oversight.

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 8:14:00 PM
#143:


RUIN RESULTS

Chronic 12-11 ExTha
Chronic advances to Pandemonium to face eddv for the UCA title!

Nick/eaed/DP 10-13 JC/War/eddv
soild contest here but the champs win and JC gets revenge for DP's coffee spill!

Haguile 8-15 GTM
Haguile's losing strategy pays off! GTM can never vote for his partner again.

KCF 16-7 Nio
Ayvuir 15-8 Crim
Hah! My vote mattered! KCF gets to pick the three stipulations for their Pandemonium MW title match. ahahaha suck it Ayv

JONA 14-9 Zazi
Wow, impressive by JONA again...or is Zazi's place in LW as he believes it is?

KP (9) def. Raven (8) and dizzy (6)
Very close match here ends in a strong win for KP.


KCF, pick your stipulations.

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 8:16:00 PM
#144:


Speaking of stipulations I have determined some stipulations of my own.

Chronic and eddv's match for the UCA title will be an Ironman Tables Match.
-You may vote once per hour
-most votes with a message ID of 0 wins

War and eaedwards' match for the LW title will be a GRIZZLY BEAR CAGE DEATHMATCH
For only the second time in UCA history - the first one was ALSO a LW title match! Here are the rules.

1. It will be a cage match. This does nothing extra except to make things more dramatic.
2. Joining the wrestlers will be an 800-pound grizzly bear. The bear has not been fed in days. It is quite hungry and impressionable.
3. Every 10 votes, whichever wrestler has the least number of votes will be eaten by the grizzly bear.
4. You can vote once per hour.
5. The e-pop superstar who gets eaten the LEAST wins the title. And also possibly most of his limbs.
6. Effectively there is a fall every 10 votes. In the case of a tie the Bear eats everyone.

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03/07/12 8:18:00 PM
#145:


it's more of a normal match when there are only 2 people!

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 8:25:00 PM
#146:


You're right.

KP has been added to the match.

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eaedwards6400
03/07/12 8:28:00 PM
#147:


From: XIII_rocks | #146
You're right.

KP has been added to the match.


... I don't get my one on one shot with War?

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Dr_Football
03/07/12 8:31:00 PM
#148:


Welcome to UCA

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 8:31:00 PM
#149:


KP has been removed from the match.

I was just kidding around LOL

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03/07/12 8:35:00 PM
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