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WarThaNemesis2
02/14/12 10:53:00 PM
#1:


Do You Like:
Triple H
Hulk Hogan
Jeff Hardy
Tazz
Michael Cole
Kelly Kelly
Guys who haven't had a meaningful match in 3 years
Piped-in Crowds

If so, then continue being the crappy person you are.

Do You Like:
Wrestling with Production Values
Shows without Stupidity
Tag Teams
Great Announcers
Great Crowds
THE ADVENTURES OF SCOTT STEINER IN INDIA

If so, then Dr. Dinsmore is ready to write you a prescription for a dose of RING KA KING.



Warning: Episode 1 is very promo-heavy, but this is for obvious reasons.

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voltch
02/15/12 7:36:00 AM
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Yessss!

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Chronic1000
02/15/12 7:46:00 AM
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Sure, we all do!

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WWWYKI
02/15/12 9:02:00 AM
#4:


I guess I should tag this

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WWWYKI
02/15/12 9:03:00 AM
#5:


augh wrong account to tag with

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WWWYKI
02/15/12 9:12:00 AM
#6:


haha daniel bryan showing up at the end of the topic and then leaving as orton watches

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RL5
02/15/12 9:13:00 AM
#7:


I take offense to Kelly Kelly being in that first list.

That woman is a saint.

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voltch
02/15/12 9:24:00 AM
#8:


Scott Steiner calling indians white trash is awesome.

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Viktor Vaughn
02/15/12 9:25:00 AM
#9:


Do You Like:
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Piped-in Crowds


hey smackdown is a good show

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Viktor Vaughn
02/15/12 9:27:00 AM
#10:


the Hurricane beat The Rock in his prime who cares about Wrestlemania

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RL5
02/15/12 10:12:00 AM
#11:


Remember the time Taka Michinoku almost became the WWF Champion?



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Haguile
02/15/12 10:13:00 AM
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From: WarThaNemesis2 | Posted: 2/15/2012 1:53:19 AM | #001
Michael Cole


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Majin Lou
02/15/12 10:13:00 AM
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tag

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Haguile
02/15/12 10:16:00 AM
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Do You Like:
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Shows without Stupidity


Why the hell would I watch wrestling if I liked that? Wrestling is all about cheesy over the top crap!
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Bidoof
02/15/12 10:26:00 AM
#15:


Haguile posted...

I'm a proud Cole Miner.


I. . . what the. . . how. . .

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voltch
02/15/12 10:32:00 AM
#16:


Bidoof is a proud Ring Ka King supporter.

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Coffee Ninja
02/15/12 10:40:00 AM
#17:


taggy

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Tornadoman78
02/15/12 10:41:00 AM
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who dosent like Kellly Kelly shes hot

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XIII_rocks
02/15/12 10:44:00 AM
#19:


I don't mind Kelly Kelly when she's on mute

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Panthera
02/15/12 10:48:00 AM
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I don't mind Kelly Kelly when she's not on my TV

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GTM
02/15/12 10:52:00 AM
#21:


I don't mind Kelly Kelly if it wasn't for that damn Mike Knox

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RL5
02/15/12 10:54:00 AM
#22:


I don't mind Kelly Kelly if not for her poor wrestling skills.

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Haguile
02/15/12 10:58:00 AM
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From: Bidoof | Posted: 2/15/2012 1:26:21 PM | #015
I. . . what the. . . how. . .

DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!


Cole is always great with Josh, and he's hit-and-miss with Booker. It's his combination with Lawler that's terrible.
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DeathChicken
02/15/12 11:02:00 AM
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He's terrible with Josh and Booker, because neither of them ever bother to reign him in and he turns into Mark Madden. "HAW HAW LOOK AT HOW CLEVER I AM AND HOW MUCH EVERYTHING SUCKS HAW"

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Haguile
02/15/12 11:03:00 AM
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That's why he's great with them. Instead of fighting a losing battle like Lawler does, they let him do his thing then they do their thing.
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RL5
02/15/12 11:05:00 AM
#26:


Lawler is just all around terrible right now.

Cole is pretty bad outside of NXT, though. At least when he was a face, he could sort of fly under the radar and not detract from the show.

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XIII_rocks
02/15/12 11:46:00 AM
#27:


Kharma only gave birth to her son on New Year's Eve so her coming back full time is likely still a ways away.

From JR's blog in case anyone didn't know.

Don't know when that means we'll see her back.

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Bidoof
02/15/12 12:08:00 PM
#28:


Haguile posted...
That's why he's great with them. Instead of fighting a losing battle like Lawler does, they let him do his thing then they do their thing.

But his thing is so distracting and he never shuts the **** up long enough for anyone to really put anything over the way it needs to.

Josh could be a good announcer if he weren't so timid and Booker gets lost without direction. Cole overpowers Josh at every turn and he gives Booker nothing.
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Highwind89
02/15/12 12:09:00 PM
#29:


tag
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bryans7
02/15/12 12:11:00 PM
#30:


RL5 posted...
Remember the time Taka Michinoku almost became the WWF Champion?



Favorite match ever, thank you

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RL5
02/15/12 12:13:00 PM
#31:


My problem with Booker is that he says things that are patently false ("John Cena has really managed to get this crowd behind him now" at MITB2011, shortly after the crowd did the "Booo! Yaaaay!" punch sequence, booing Cena's punches), and gives the stupidest kayfabe explanations to things ever (one that has been particularly bothering me is his insistence whenever a young worker doesn't hook both legs that it's a rookie mistake when even the older guys don't hook both legs).

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DpObliVion
02/15/12 12:52:00 PM
#32:


What is Sheamus doing at EC? I don't understand why they don't just put him in there. Seriously, who the hell should be put in that match? Who the hell else would Sheamus fight at EC anyway besides a jobber? Play it off like he's gonna go for the WHC Title at EC, and then if he wins, the WWE Title at WM and be duel champ. Obviously he won't win at EC, but it could help set up a feud to go after the WHC champ at WM.

Or is Sheamus too precious to have lose a match, even if it's a 6-man Elimination Chamber and say he randomly drew one of the opening spots?


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XIII_rocks
02/15/12 12:54:00 PM
#33:


Well in the SvS match, Sheamus was eliminated via DQ. He's been pinned twice in well over six months and won the Rumble in that time.

So...yeah, I guess. Though if it was dirty I don't see a problem with it.

That said, Del Rio didn't have a match last year, and I don't think Edge did the year before.

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JaKyL25
02/15/12 1:01:00 PM
#34:


Del Rio did have one vs. Kofi last year.

Edge did not, although he was recovering from injury at the time.

I was expecting Sheamus vs. Del Rio to happen since that's what's been happening at house shows this weekend but I guess not.

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DpObliVion
02/15/12 1:03:00 PM
#35:


Oh, so Del Rio is close to returning to Raw then? Nice.


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DpObliVion
02/15/12 1:11:00 PM
#36:


Next year's WrestleMania will be held at MetLife Stadium!

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2012/02/metlife_stadium_will_host_wres.html


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PrivateBiscuit1
02/15/12 1:13:00 PM
#37:


Josh Matthews isn't timid, he just doesn't get caught up in the BS commentator arguments, so he ignores it or pays attention to what he should: the match. That's why Josh is so good, because he doesn't get caught up in that crap.

Lawler is atrocious because he is too tired by the time the shows is about 3/4 of the way down, and he has nothing amusing or interesting to say, and he can't hype up anything worth s***.

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JaKyL25
02/15/12 1:15:00 PM
#38:


From: DpObliVion | #036
Next year's WrestleMania will be held at MetLife Stadium!

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2012/02/metlife_stadium_will_host_wres.html


If only Glacier was still employed, if it snowed that day his entrance would be amazing!

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JaKyL25
02/15/12 1:23:00 PM
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- Word is that WWE has decided to put the Brodus Clay "Funkasaurus" gimmick on hold for now. While Clay was getting a positive reaction, the feeling is that Clay's wrestling was not where it needed to be to be on WWE TV. Clay had a match on Smackdown a few weeks ago with Heath Slater, which was cut from the show. It was then that the call was made that Clay needed to improve his in ring skills.

D'oh!

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Lopen
02/15/12 1:25:00 PM
#40:


How can you know he needs to improve his wrestling skills when his matches never go longer than 40 seconds?

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JaKyL25
02/15/12 1:26:00 PM
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He had been working longer, actually competitive matches at house shows.

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voltch
02/15/12 1:26:00 PM
#42:


hahahahahahaha. His run last about as long as ernest the cat's.

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Lopen
02/15/12 1:28:00 PM
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So I guess he was in character stasis to not expose his "bad wrestling" in hopes that he'd show improvements and he didn't in time, huh?

Kinda dumb. You'd think you'd have a good idea of the wrestling skills before redebuting a guy.

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ScareChan
02/15/12 1:30:00 PM
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PrivateBiscuit1
02/15/12 1:30:00 PM
#45:


Why do I feel like they're just screwing with him a bit? He worked perfectly fine matches on NXT.

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voltch
02/15/12 1:32:00 PM
#46:


Brodus to RKK, do it nao!

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JaKyL25
02/15/12 1:32:00 PM
#47:


From JR's latest blog:

CM Punk dominated Miz more than the scoreboard perhaps indicated.

That's an awesome way to describe what happened in that match without completely exposing the business. Wake the **** up Miz.

Do the IC and US titles need more focus and to be featured more? If you ask the question then, to you, the answer is yes. I personally agree that both these respected titles could use some shine. Both their champions are excellent and are expected to be a significant part of WWE's future...Rhodes and Ziggler.

I think you just unintentionally said everything that needed to be said there, Jim. <______<

LOL then he went back and corrected it.

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edwardsdv
02/15/12 1:33:00 PM
#48:


From: Lopen | #043
So I guess he was in character stasis to not expose his "bad wrestling" in hopes that he'd show improvements and he didn't in time, huh?

Kinda dumb. You'd think you'd have a good idea of the wrestling skills before redebuting a guy.


YOu'd think. But then if you can't put on a passable match with Heath Slater, king of the jobbers, that's a real problem.

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Lopen
02/15/12 1:36:00 PM
#49:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #045
Why do I feel like they're just screwing with him a bit? He worked perfectly fine matches on NXT.


I certainly think so. Unless he was like, hurting people, I can't see how is wrestling is worse than a good half the roster's.

Why we're on this why aren't divas pulled from TV for not having skills.

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RL5
02/15/12 1:36:00 PM
#50:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #037
Lawler is atrocious because he is too tired by the time the shows is about 3/4 of the way down, and he has nothing amusing or interesting to say, and he can't hype up anything worth s***.


Lawler's problem is that he just doesn't care. He hasn't cared about the product in years. I mean he's got to be the highest paid commentator on the staff, so you'd think he could pretend to care, but he doesn't even do that anymore.

From: JaKyL25 | #039
- Word is that WWE has decided to put the Brodus Clay "Funkasaurus" gimmick on hold for now. While Clay was getting a positive reaction, the feeling is that Clay's wrestling was not where it needed to be to be on WWE TV. Clay had a match on Smackdown a few weeks ago with Heath Slater, which was cut from the show. It was then that the call was made that Clay needed to improve his in ring skills.


Yeah, don't bring him back until he's got talent on the same level of guys like Great Khali.

This is absolute bs. I've watched his FCW matches. There are much worse workers on the staff today. Probably whoever tried to bury him with the Funkasaurus gimmick wasn't happy that it was actually getting over.

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