Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Squall Leonhart vs. Seifer Almasy

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These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Why Did They Lose: Alucard vs. Dracula

Winner (7 votes): What a horrible night to have a curse.

*Sun's Song*

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night. - Kenri

Runner up (3 votes): Alucard... Alucard, where art thou? Come hither. Oh Alucard, the plan, listen to my words... The words of Dracula... Dost thou sense it? The shadow of LAW is descending upon this round. Nintendo's forces even are now mustering at attack my castle. For so long, my castle, the source of our victories, stood as a symbol, deterring outsiders like Phoenix Wright versus Edgeworth and Frog versus Magus. But before these tremendous Hyrulian powers, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the rivalry without a Noble Niner to end its journey. Our destiny which was is to lead Castlevania on the path of victory and success. Alucard, go now! Wait for the next contest and guide yourself to victory. I do not have much time left. Fly, Alucard, fly! The fate of Castlevania, nay, the Plan, depends upon thee! - Anagram

I bolded a portion of the guidelines that's been there since the beginning. Yes, I'm enforcing it whether you like it or not. >_>

Without further ado,

Why DID Squall Leonhart vs. Seifer Almasy lose to Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth?

Cloud and Sephiroth had the bigger and longer swords

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SFF

Sephiroth
Fangirl
Flood

Squall and Seifer may both have Scars, but neither will ever Be Prepared to take on the contest elites.

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...Whatever.

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Bump

because voters suck :(

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Because VII VIII IX.

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Cloud and Sephiroth had the bigger and longer swords

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Squall and Seifer had the bigger smiles



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From: SuperAngelo128 | #010
Squall and Seifer had the bigger smiles

But that's entirely inaccurate based on the picture! Cloud is barely smiling!

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Dear God, Squall's smile looks so unnatural. XD

And I legit chuckled at Bakusai's entry even though it'd make more sense in a Cloud vs. Zidane match

They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage.

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BakusaiTenketsu posted...
Because VII VIII IX.

This is funny, I vote for it

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:D

Sephiroth has an extensive history of stabbing people's GFs.

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LeonhartFour posted...
because voters suck :(

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because *SPOILERS*
They're all from the same company!

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Nice catch BlAcK TuRtLe.
But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAACKED.*tackles*

Not only Cloud and Sephiroth have bigger swords, but Squall's and Seifer's can't even shoot. *raises eyebrows*

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They spent the entire battle trying to draw votes, and never did any actual damage.

Not only Cloud and Sephiroth have bigger swords, but Squall's and Seifer's can't even shoot. *raises eyebrows*

(although the SFF one is also good; and nice to see a reason other than The Plan managed to get so many votes!)

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ALL HAIL! King of the losers!

Cloud and Sephiroth may be mama's boys, but at least they're not from the same orphanage.

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From: Anagram | #013
They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage.

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This line reserved for Rivalry Guru winner.

Because Squall and Seifer brought Gunblades to a Sword Fight.





^that is the clever answer everyone has been waiting this entire topic for.

You're welcome.

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BakusaiTenketsu posted...
Because VII VIII IX.

Such a bad pun that it's funny. I vote for this.

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They were too busy playing Triple Triad to put up a real fight.

-MS

Its only natural that voters will pick the most popular 2 girls in Final Fantasy over 1 semi-popular girl and a guy.

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Bump

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Because everyone on here worships Nintendo.

Gonna tally some time within the next hour.

From: Anagram | #013
They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage.

This feels right.
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From: legendmusketeer | #009
Cloud and Sephiroth had the bigger and longer swords

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vote goes to

Because VII VIII IX.

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some line about the guru winner here

They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage.

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There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus.

Because that's the cliche result, the only result.

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I didn't really matter who lost because No Cloud nor Squall shall hinder Link.

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Man these are all quality entries.

Because fangirls think bigger swords > multiple rounds

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Cloud: Maybe they're a lion and a dog?

Sephiroth: ...More like a p***** and his b****.

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Pirateking2000 posted...
Cloud and Sephiroth had the bigger and longer swords

Cloud and Sephiroth had the bigger and longer swords - legendmusketeer


=(

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Edit: This might be my only tally for the day as I have things to do. Sorry for the inconvenience.

4 votes

Because VII VIII IX. - BakusaiTenketsu


They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage. - Anagram

3 votes

Cloud and Sephiroth had the bigger and longer swords - Pirateking2000

2 votes

Because voters suck :( - LeonhartFour

^Was this even an entry? I don't think it was, but someone voted for it. Lawl.


Not only do Cloud and Sephiroth have bigger swords, but Squall's and Seifer's can't even shoot. *raises eyebrows* - Sagat_Kane

1 votes

Squall and Seifer may both have Scars, but neither will ever Be Prepared to take on the contest elites. - darkx


SFF:

Sephiroth
Fangirl
Flood - GenesisSaga


...Whatever. - ZX_Lucian

^Could swear that already won, but it's not in the wiki so I guess it only got runner up.


Squall and Seifer had the bigger smiles

- SuperAngelo128


Sephiroth has an extensive history of stabbing people's GFs. - Kenri


because *SPOILERS*
They're all from the same company! - Shoenin_Kakashi


They spent the entire battle trying to draw votes, and never did any actual damage. - azuarc


Cloud and Sephiroth may be mama's boys, but at least they're not from the same orphanage. - KJH


They were too busy playing Triple Triad to put up a real fight. - mikestrauss


Its only natural that voters will pick the most popular 2 girls in Final Fantasy over 1 semi-popular girl and a guy. - AranShiizaa


Because that's the cliche result, the only result. - Sakurafanboy


I didn't really matter who lost because No Cloud nor Squall shall hinder Link. -
MarvelousGerbil


Because fangirls think bigger swords > multiple rounds - swordz9


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Cloud: Maybe they're a lion and a dog?

Sephiroth: ...More like a p***** and his b****. - WHATZITUYA

My bad. Actually it's not my bad. Blame people who quote the wrong person in their posts. >_>

Anyway, fixed.

Bump

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Anagram posted...
They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage.

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From: Anagram | #013
They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage.

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Genesis, mine almost won once in a precious Squall round.

I just wanted to try to give it a second wind. :I

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It takes Clouds to make a Squall.

Edit: Another one. Squall acted like a whiny teen girl. Cloud dressed as one.

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^You only get to submit one, lol.

@ZX - that's fine. As long as your entry doesn't win you're welcome to submit it as much as you like.

@Anna - thanks for bumping while I was out.

I'll tally this again in about a half hour or so.

Eh... By the next page.

Next page.