Board 8 > ~*XIII's B8 Advent Calendar: The Topic*~

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Look at your quote. Now look at mine. Sadly, your quote isn't mine, but if you watch Adventure Time, it could SMELL like mine. I'm on a rainicorn!

I don't know what this is but I want in.


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Well I'll be go to hell.

Woo, let's go.

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Note: I can't allow too many more signups - I was kind of surprised by the response in the other topic. I already have 31. You can continue to sign up for a little while, but once we go past 40 I'm probably not going to have room for anyone else, beyond tiny cameos.

Mer
Dante
Tombolo
mnkboy
Whiskey Nick
masterplum
GenesisSaga
t3hl3fty
Emporer_Kazbar
Chrono1219
Nio
ScareChan
Ayvuir
bbbtime
Oxbridge
Menji
Comm
Pram_the_Oracle
cody11533
Raka_Putra
MZero11
Maniac64
Bigwig_rah
GTM
Luis_Sera
Ryoko
Chronic1000
PirateKing2000
Cobain
JeffRaze
Caelus
Dp


Probably gonna start this tomorrow sometime.

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in

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Don't worry guys, I have all the clubs

XIII! (tagging)

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

I would like to be in this. :o

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[02:00] <red13n> ermines hard drive is one giant folder maze
[02:01] <Altimadark> And Windows is the Minotaur

tag

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Taggage.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoW_OwA0f7g

QUESTION AND ANYONE WHO ANSWERS IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES WILL BE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER:

what do you enjoy most about christmas, go

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"whats a matter afried i might boobs punch you" - ertyu

Mainly, the FOOD

Christmas Dinner is the best meal of the year.

Then chilling out in front of the tv for the rest of the day letting the food baby settle.

BEST.EVER.

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NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.png

drinking >_>

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

You two were already in the first chapter but I can use this at least.

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HOW HAD I NOT SIGNED UP ALREADY

so in

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~Acting on Impulse~
Black Turtle still didn't MAJORA'S MASK

XIII_rocks posted...
You two were already in the first chapter but I can use this at least.

lol nice :D

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

From: Justin_Crossing | #015
HOW HAD I NOT SIGNED UP ALREADY

so in

good I was hoping you would sign up *gives you chapter 1 cameo*

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Official ~Trendsetter~ of Board 8

December 1

Commodore sat at home, looking moodily at the bottom of his tankard. He willed more to appear there, but it was no use. All the alcohol was gone - or, at least, that's how he perceived it. And he had no drinking buddies around - he half wished he had not sliced off the head of Justin_Crossing that one time.

Sadly, Commodore was not the only person who had lost some of his Christmas cheer this year. Among others, RPGLord95 was out of Whiskey and Caelus had become rather boring and sad, since he had no drink, meaning it looked like he would have to spend Christmas alone this year (all his bros had abandoned him). In fact, RPGLord was having serious trouble dealing with the cold Canadian weather without some drink, and had thus had to invest in actual clothes (he usually staggered around naked).

In fact, there was plenty of alcohol. It was simply that the evil organisation known as the "Team of New-Year lovers United against Christmas" had recently found the ability to ruin Christmas for people by taking away some of what made it so enjoyable. So for the bros, they lost all perception of alcohol. People could have their glasses filled with eggnog and Comm would not see any there, would not feel the drink pass his lips, nor would he feel the affect of drinking it. It was a sorry state of affairs when another would-be drinker, Dante, was having to drink Sprite at his office's annual Christmas Party.

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The evil Team New-year United against Christmas cackled evilly (yes, all of them! (except one)) as they watched people moodily fail to enjoy the holiday season.

"bwahaha," said Menji, "we're killing Christmas!"
"Yes," said l3fty. "Soon nobody will enjoy Christmas and they will only be able to celebrate New Year, because that is a much better holiday!"
"Why do we love New Years and not Christmas so much again? Like, this seems pretty extreme..." piped in Tombolo.
"Errr..." replied l3fty.
"Well the author hasn't really bothered to put much thought into our motives, so we'll just say that Christmas ate our parents," said Menji.

"How can Christmas do that? It's an abstract concep-DAMMIT COBAIN, stop trying to Force Push the 'ruin Christmas' button! You are not a Jedi!"
"Yes I am," replied the robed Cobain, gazing into the eyes of Menji.
"No you're not."
"Yes I am." replied Cobain. "</jedi mind trick>."
"Open bracket slash jedi mind trick? Wha-Oh. Yes. Yes you are a jedi. I forgot for a moment. Sorry, master Cobain."
"No problem."

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Menji turned back to his computer. "Hmm," he said. "We've got some people on the moon base ready to fire lazer, so what should we do now?"
l3fty piped up. "Well, we could stop people enjoying Christmas food. That would leave a 'mark'."
"So what, like, stuffing and turkey and s***?"
"Yeah, and mince pies."
"Huh, OK. Cool."

Menji got on the intercom and said "hey guys we need to make people forget about and hate Christmas food, can we do that?"
The moonbase could only just hear what Menji was saying - the connection wasn't perfect - but PirateKing2000 figured it out. He asked his assistant, todbot1, to recalibrate the controls and Zap! Suddenly, literally some people around the world were unable to enjoy Christmas Turkey, including Ayvuir. Ayvuir had been daydreaming about his Christmas Dinner when the image of the roast turkey simply disappeared completely from his mind. He actually stopped mid-salivation. "Euw," said his friend Luis_Sera (they were out Christmas shopping).

At the moonbase, and at the earth HQ, the TNyUaC laughed loudly into the night, as the sun set on December 1st.

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All was not lost, however, as Raka_Putra enjoyed some Christmas animé specials.

Oh wait the TNyUaC got rid of those too, whoops!

CURRENT STATUS

Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Menji
l3fty
Cobain
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot

Other

Ayvuir - can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food
Luis_Sera - slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm - Cannot drink anything
J_C - dead(?????)

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"My goal is to make this s*** cool again." - CM Punk

Calendar


What's inside today?





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Official ~Trendsetter~ of Board 8

Brobain! How could you take away my right to drink?

So un-bro.

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Commodore
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hehe bye bye christmas

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Menji - www.last.fm/user/menjii
You got to put me on. Come on! Come on!

oops.


CURRENT STATUS

Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Menji
l3fty
Cobain
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot

Other

Ayvuir - can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food
Luis_Sera - slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm - Cannot drink anything
J_C - dead(?????)
Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials

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Oops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!
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those f***ers! I want to boycott New Years this year now! >_>

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

*late tag*

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http://www.sporcle.com/games/Kazbar/gfaqscontest

Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials

Wait, what happened?

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My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!

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All was not lost, however, as Raka_Putra enjoyed some Christmas animé specials.

Oh wait the TNyUaC got rid of those too, whoops!


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why is the #8 bro on the anti-bro team?

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http://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg

Oh, yeah. My bad.

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My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!

anti-bro or anti-christmas?

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Nooo my anime specialssss.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

This is off to a promising start.

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"First time I got punched in the face, I was like "oh no", then I was like "this is a story"."

So why isn't Tom on the confirmed TNyUaC members?

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

tagtagtag

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Ryoko
http://img.imgcake.com/ryocardjpgtu.jpg

You will all now detail for me the following things if you please:

1 personality trait you want your character to have
1 thing you like the most about Christmas

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"With Harry, it's cool. We don't speak a lot and he doesn't care if I smile or if I know who the next team we play is." - Benoit Assou-Ekotto

1. Quirky but loveable.
2. The cheerful feeling of the holidays.

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"First time I got punched in the face, I was like "oh no", then I was like "this is a story"."

December 2

At the TNUC base in Kirby, and by Kirby I mean Lithuania, Dante and Tombolo snickered. They were in the process of messing with wimminz.

The author had decided, because he is a little bit sexist and tends to stereotype, that all women, without exception, enjoy Christmas shopping. As a result, Ryoko, Nio and GenesisSaga were enjoying a day walking carefully around the crowded city streets, taking care to avoid the snow as it would damage their expensive clothes, and avoiding the patches of black ice that had appeared on the pavement/"sidewalk".

Tom and Dante laughed as they looked at the hacked CCTV footage. The three women were laden with bags, the contents of which included an automatic sandwich maker (yep).

Oxbridge walked up behind them evilly, his cape twirling. "Why oh why are you snickering randomly at a screen?" he asked, before exploding. MZero11 hurried to take his place.

"Why oh why are you all snickering randomly at a screen?"
"Because we're about to make women unable to enjoy Christmas shopping," replied Dante.
"herp my derp," replied Tom.
"derp," replied Dante.
"herp?" replied Tom.
"derp." replied Dante.

MZero11 facepalmed at their idiocy before saying, "fine, fine, you idiots. It's a good idea. Send the instructions to the moonbase."
"Fine," said Dante, hitting several buttons at random which caused Saturn to explode, before finally hitting the correct button which connected Lithuania to the moonbase. Man I love saying the word "moonbase". I wish I had a moonbase.

"Yes?" said Pirateking.
"Here is the Christmas cheer we want to remove," said MZero11, taking credit for Dante and Tom's idea. "Remove girls' love of Christmas shopping."
"That's shameful," said Tom under his breath in a rare moment of lucidity.
"That's Sheamus?" said Dante in a not-so-rate moment of stupidity. Tom shook his head.

"Alright. Good idea, MZero11. By the way, what happened to Oxbridge?" asked Pirateking.
"He blew up."
"Oh. Well, fair enough. Send me the calibration code for the lazer beam." MZero did so.
"Good...receiving them now...hey! Speedyoshi!"
"Yeah?" replied Speedyoshi, who had just finished crapping out an egg.
"Fire lazer."
"Yessir," said Speedyoshi quickly, and he punched the big "fire lazer" button.

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Suddenly Nio, GenSag and Ryoko's shopping disappeared, the money returned to their bank accounts - all the more to spend on New Year parties - and the shops surrounding them appeared to be boarded up. For those who found Christmas shopping to be a chore, all the shops remained unfortunately open, but the wimminz were left standing in an empty street. Christmas!Tumbleweed drifted by as they stood there in shock.

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Tom and Dante laughed derpily before MZero barked "hey! Stop that! Go check the prisoner!"
Without a word Tom and Dante got up and went to the nearby prison cells. Tom slid open the hatch on the first door, and saw nothing had changed. The man known as Mershiness was still there, being forced to watch Christmas specials of Glee over and over again. Dante felt a touch of regret for DQing XIII's votes in UCA that one time and stripping him and his friends of the titles, but mostly he felt a little bit sorry for the man in there. This was only brief, though, because quickly his and Tom's mind filled once again with thoughts of food, the Wombles and 2+2=5.

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CURRENT STATUS

Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Menji (works at HQ)
l3fty (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Oxbridge (exploded. Dead(?????))
MZero11 (head of Lithuanian base)
Tom Bombadil (mook at Lithuanian base; dumb)
Dante (mook at Lithuanian base; dumber)

Other

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
Luis_Sera (Ayv's friend; slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - dead(?????)
Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
Mer - captured at the Lithuanian base and being made to watch Glee Christmas episodes repeatedly

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"I'll tell you Sess' placement in an hour" - l3fty
"OK, Ryan f***ing Seacrest" - Sess

I guess my answer for 1 is to be the dumber mook in the moonbase
and my favorite thing about christmas must be destroying it

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1. Perfectionist
2. Lots of time to spend with friends/family and relax.

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"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." -Shigeru Miyamoto

From: X_Dante_X | #040
I guess my answer for 1 is to be the dumber mook in the moonbase
and my favorite thing about christmas must be destroying it

Answering seriously will help later in the story

though if that was a serious answer, fair enough

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"I don't think you know what "French" means." - As I Desire

Calendar



What's inside today...?



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"I wish I was French." - blindhobo13
"I don't think you know what "French" means." - As I Desire

I'm totally cool with that as my character, but to answer honestly:

1) I suppose I'd like my character to have an awesome backstory for hating christmas, like he was randomly forced to murder his best friend by santa or something ridiculous. this isn't really a personality trait I guess but whatever

2) my personal favorite thing about christmas is time off from school and work

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I HATE shopping! ESPECIALLY holiday shopping!! >_<

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Come one, cone all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character contest on Board 8 - the Contest Board!

you do now, you didn't used to

its already working, excellent

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From: NioraptH | #045
Yay! Now that I don't have to shop, I can sit at home and play video games aaaaaaaaaaaaall day

From: GenesisSaga | #046
I HATE shopping! ESPECIALLY holiday shopping!! >_<

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Commodore
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png

yess
eat it christmas

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Don't worry guys, I have all the clubs

Dammit wimminz stop fighting the stereotypes.

grrr.

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