Board 8 > ~*XIII's B8 Advent Calendar: The Topic*~

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Yeah, they're only saying that because they forgot how much they used to love shopping.

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XIII_rocks posted...
You will all now detail for me the following things if you please:

1 personality trait you want your character to have
1 thing you like the most about Christmas

1- Nature-lover!
2- Playing in the snow (of course that's probably because snow is so friggin rare in Georgia I have to live it up each time it snows)

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i love shopping >_>

aaaanyways

1. awesome
2. snuggling up with a nice comfy blanket and some hot chocolate yess

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not anymore you don't!

although I do hope I sapped your enjoyment of it after you bought my presents because I will be so sad if my hatred of christmas caused my mommy to not get me any gifts

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1. Being lazy
2. Since I don't celebrate Christmas, the one thing I like about it the most is...that it's a holiday and I don't have to go to school. >_>

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Pram_the_Oracle here.

1. Perfectionist
2. Christmas songs. Not that I or my family celebrates it.

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Up

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1 bashful
2 seeing family

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Tag!

You will all now detail for me the following things if you please:

1 personality trait you want your character to have
1 thing you like the most about Christmas


1. courageous
2. relaxing / being with family + friends (playing video games during said relaxation with family + friends <wink> lmao)

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1. Intelligence
2. The gifts! :)

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GenesisSaga posted...
XIII_rocks posted...
You will all now detail for me the following things if you please:

1 personality trait you want your character to have
1 thing you like the most about Christmas

1- Nature-lover!
2- Playing in the snow (of course that's probably because snow is so friggin rare in Georgia I have to live it up each time it snows)

On second thought I want my trait to be MISCHIEVOUS!

>:D

Playing in the snow still my fave

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Drunk. Moar later

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1. unpredictable
2. cold weather >_>

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1 - wielder of SCIENCE!
2 - How everything seems to wind down and become peaceful.

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From: XIII_rocks | #035
You will all now detail for me the following things if you please:

1 personality trait you want your character to have
1 thing you like the most about Christmas

Being quite Witty!
Getting someone a gift you think is going to suck and it turns out to be awesome

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oh I didn't see this dammit

1) INEPT CARTOON VILLAINY
2) Hmmm....time to spend with family and loved ones and such I guess

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December 3...a little late >_>

cody115533 was driving back from Boston to his regular home in New York, when his car began to slow down. cody hammered the accelerator but it was no use; the car's deceleration was out of his control. He managed to steer it onto the hard shoulder of the AUTOBAHN

"Oh, what the f***..." he grumbled. He got out, straightened his tie and opened the hood. He expecting smoke and steam to be rising from it or something similarly disastrous. What he got instead was decidedly different.

The engine had disappeared. Completely disappeared. Where there was once an engine there was now a trollface. cody furrowed his brow, wondering how this could possibly have happened.

Suddenly a wall rose up from the ground directly in front of him, blocking progress along the road. The cars that drove past him did not seem to care, driving straight through the wall. Was it a hologram or something? cody approached it. Nope, perfectly solid.

Oh well, he'd have to get the train or something. cody crossed the road and tried to hitch a ride back into Boston.

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At the TNUC headquarters, Maniac was abusing the power they had been afforded and was messing with TATYAN KARIMOVA. The gymnast/first lady of Uzbekistan had been a thorn in Maniac's side since a time that he could not remember, so he was using the resources of the Lithuanian base to make her life a living hell. PirateKing was gullible; he was easily manipulated into using the moonbase's lazer to make her unable to flip around and get 10s from the judges.

Maniac revelled in his "loose cannon" kind of role; he wondered who he could mess with next. Christmas was fine, New Years' was fine, he just liked the power. He was almost...maniacal.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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JeffRaze poured some Hydrochloric Acid into the beaker and something exploded. He smiled; this was what he had expected. His lab assistant, Bigwig_rah, was surprised though. He was not the required distance from the explosion and consequently his hair was set on fire. Jeffrey casually put out THE FIRE with a nearby extinguisher.

Christmas? Pah! Who needed it. He had science. Though he did appreciate how people were a bit less stressed than usual, to be fair.

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CURRENT STATUS

Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Menji (works at HQ)
l3fty (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Oxbridge (exploded. Dead(?????))
MZero11 (head of Lithuanian base)
Tom Bombadil (mook at Lithuanian base; dumb)
Dante (mook at Lithuanian base; dumber)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)

Other

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
Luis_Sera (Ayv's friend; slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - dead(?????)
Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
Mer - captured at the Lithuanian base and being made to watch Glee Christmas episodes repeatedly
cody - apparently stuck in NYC
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant

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Yessssss

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1. Sagely and wise
2. Christmas has gone to the dark side, balance must be restored

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THE FIRE

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(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

I have gotten revenge against THE FIRE. Sure I was killed by a chair wielding fool, but my true nemesis was THE FIRE.

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I am so dead(????) ;_;

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Black Turtle still didn't MAJORA'S MASK

hungry
good food

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Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!

got some free time tomorrow, so I'll get a couple done to catch up. Busy weekend.

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MOAR TATYAN

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Well, that is horribly unfortunate. I'm sure I'll make it home, or I might end up destroying a train instead.

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I don't remember signing up for this!

1. Is British.
2. The anticipation.

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1. Womanizer
2. THE FOO--- Oh wait... Christmas Eve DRINKING SESSION!!!

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Eat it Tatyan!

Love my dude so far:
1. I was going to say crazy sports fan but I'd say power hungry vengeful maniac is good.
2. Spending time with my family

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December 4

mnkboy was walking down the street - past a beleaguered Nio, GenSag and Ryoko - and stopped when he saw the most festive-looking store of all time. It was brighter than Vegas wrapped in aluminum foil on a hot day but also at night time because that's when all the lights are on, and various fake "presents", wrapped and ribboned, lay in the front window. A sign over the door read: "Emporer's Emporium: Kazbar's Christmas Sale now on!"

mnk liked shiny things. He had often been distracted while talking to someone by the glint of a ring or bracelet, while also enjoying the colour yellow.

Naturally, then, the store was an attractive proposition to him and he entered. It was in the late-evening, so there were not as many people around as there might have been.

Inside was a collection of every Christmas-related item one could imagine. Festive music played over the speaker system softly and the faint smell of mince pies wafted through the air.

The proprietor of the store approached him. "Merry Christmas, sir. I'm Emporer Kazbar. How can I be of service to you today?"
mnkboy smiled at the genial manager. "I'm just browsing, thank you."
"Well F*** YOU THEN."
mnkboy was taken aback, but Emporer said "lol I was just kidding dude chillax"
"Oh, OK," said mnk with a shrug. Emporer left, whistling festively.

mnk walked over to a miniature Gingerbread house, vaguely considering purchasing it for his mother.

Suddenly, though, he broke out in a cold sweat. This place, this epitome of Christmas, suddenly sickened him, physically. He needed to be away from it.

So mnk ran out of the store, collapsing a display of candy canes as he did so. When he got out, he threw up.

Bent over, panting, he was approached by Nio, GenSag and Ryoko. "Are you alright, sir?" asked Ryoko.

"Yeah..." coughed mnk. "...Just...had to get out."

"Why were you in that boarded-up shop anyway?" asked GenSag.

"Uhh..." mnkboy looked back. The shop, which was now utterly grotesque to him, wasn't remotely boarded up. He looked at the three women blankly.

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"Good," said ScareChan, the leader of TNUC's Latverian base. "We should probably get the shop owner too."
"...?" asked Chrono1219.
"He loves making his Christmas customers happy, of course!"
"...!" exclaimed Chrono.
Scare relayed the message to the moonbase, and it was done.

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Emporer was serving a customer who had followed mnkboy in when suddenly he felt the urge to spit in the man's face. An urge he submitted to.

"GET OUT! NOW!" screamed the suddenly-outraged Kazbar. The customer, scared, did so.

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CURRENT STATUS

Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Menji (works at HQ)
l3fty (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Oxbridge (exploded. Dead(?????))
MZero11 (head of Lithuanian base)
Tom Bombadil (mook at Lithuanian base; dumb)
Dante (mook at Lithuanian base; dumber)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)
Chrono1219 (works at Latverian base of doom; silent)

Other

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
Luis_Sera (Ayv's friend; slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - dead(?????)
Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
Mer - captured at the Lithuanian base and being made to watch Glee Christmas episodes repeatedly
cody - apparently stuck in NYC
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things, has been accosted by Ryoko/Nio/GenSag)
Emporer_Kazbar - (runs a Christmassy store but hates making people happy with his products)

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Ran out of a store AND accosted by delusional women? This is truly the most horrendous time of the year! >:O

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XD I hope we can save Christmas!

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YOU OPENED BOX THREE TWICE, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

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son of a b****

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1. Very easy going....yet anger builds up and up and when he goes he goes bigtime.

2. Seeing family that I don't see too often.

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From: bbbtime | #090
1. Very easy going....yet anger builds up and up and when he goes he goes bigtime.

Do you mean bbbtime?

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"First time I got punched in the face, I was like "oh no", then I was like "this is a story"."

Hehe yes, unintentional pun drama

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Velcro - what a rip off.

I've been meaning to point this out. In the status it says that my location is unkown, but in my intro chapter it says I'm at HQ.

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From: muddersmilk | #093
I've been meaning to point this out. In the status it says that my location is unkown, but in my intro chapter it says I'm at HQ.

oh yeah.

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Hey.

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December 5

cody had managed to hitch a ride back to Boston with a random guy who went by the name of Chronic1000. Chronic, it turned out, was also an NYC native; he was just headed to Boston to drop off this rented car.

"heh, so we might even be on the same train?"
"I guess!" said Chronic. "So you say your engine disappeared and a brick wall just sprouted up in front of you when you tried to walk forward?"
"Err...yeah. Does that sound insane?"
"Not really. This one time, I met this guy who was carrying around a fish strapped to a spear and you had to pay to use it actually as a weapon. It was weird."
"That sounds bats*** insane."
"Yeah, crazy world we live in, huh?" Chronic said as he drove over the famous loop-de-loop bridge that took them into Boston, taking care to accelerate so as not to fall during the upside-down part.

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Meanwhile, GTM bit into a delicious-looking Turkey and Cranberry Sauce sandwich. He was exceptionally hungry, and was looking forward to enjoying this delicious-looking early slice of Christmas.

Unfortunately, the food turned to a disgusting mush in his mouth. It almost tasted like sewage, but there were also vague notes of raw iron, the now-exploded Saturn and the dried blood of GTM's enemies. Needless to say he immediately spat out his food onto a plate.

This was a shame, because GTM happened to be in a high-class eating establishment, and such behaviour was not to be tolerated. He was thrown - literally thrown, by Fabuloso, the 8ft chef - off the premises. When he picked himself up, trying to make sense of what had happened, he saw three girls surrounding a man who was also puking. He heard them having a debate about boarded up shops and decided to be nosy and check out what was going on. His stomach growled.

* * *

Chronic had dropped off his rental car and joined Cody on the train. This was incredibly convenient, since bbbtime was also there, in the same carriage.

The train set off and after 10 minutes of Chronic and Cody discussing the recent explosion of a literal planet, they were out of Boston and headed to NYC.

...Suddenly, however, they felt themselves shunted backwards. Everybody else on the train was fine, but Chronic, cody and bbbtime were being shunted down the train. When the three of them shouted for help, nobody looked up or even responded. cody watched in horror as bbbtime slid inexorably towards an old woman, on a collision course, but bbbtime simply flew right through her.

That was when Chronic realized; they were not moving backwards. They were staying in the same spot. It was the train moving on without them.

This was confirmed when they suddenly found themselves outside of the train. All three of them landed painfully on their backside, the metal of the track not helping matters.

cody staggered up in surprise and tried to chase the train, but a brick wall merely sprouted in front of him again. He hit it in frustration and turned to bbbtime.

He had never seen somebody look so physically angry. The man was practically foaming at the mouth. Suddenly, he turned into the hulk and punched the wall as hard as he possibly could. It exploded into smithereens. After protecting his face, HulkedUp!bbbtime tried to advance onward. But the wall had, inexplicably, returned.

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"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Pirateking. "All these fools will NEVER CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AGAIN. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Yeah! It's awesome!" said his second-in-command, masterplum. "All these LOSERS. Pah. They probably love presents, but presents always suck anyway! You might as well rename them "LOSENTS"." Plum put on a pair of sunglasses over the pair he was already wearing. "YEAAAHHHHH!"

"Indeed," said Pram. "It's perfect." he straightened his tie and flicked a small mote of dust from his evil chair of doom. "Perfect."

He got on the intercom and spoke to Pirateking, "by the way man nice work with GTM."
"oh, no problem, Mr. President."
"President?"
"Leader?"
"Head honcho?"
"Chief?"
"Captain?"
"Superior?"
"Harbinger of Christmas Doom?"
"God?"
"Your eminence?"
"Your excellence?"

"OK let's just settle with 'boss'. Because he is quite a cool guy and deserves that title. In fact, you could almost say he was...BOSS YEEEAAAAHHHHH" said plum, putting on another pair of sunglasses over the two he was already wearing.



CURRENT STATUS

Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
l3fty (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Oxbridge (exploded. Dead(?????))
MZero11 (head of Lithuanian base)
Tom Bombadil (mook at Lithuanian base; dumb)
Dante (mook at Lithuanian base; dumber)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)
Chrono1219 (works at Latverian base of doom; silent)

Other

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
Luis_Sera (Ayv's friend; slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - dead(?????)
Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
Mer - captured at the Lithuanian base and being made to watch Glee Christmas episodes repeatedly
cody, Chronic, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things, has been accosted by Ryoko/Nio/GenSag)
Emporer_Kazbar - (runs a Christmassy store but hates making people happy with his products)

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1. Very perceptive
2. Favourite thing about Christmas is the atmosphere in pubs and student hang-outs in the couple of weeks preceding it

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