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"FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT"
"SQUABBLESQUABBLESQUABBLE"
"FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT"
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE"

What a beautiful poem.

Worth it just for GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE

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That vid never gets old

GTM posted...
forever comic relief

Yeah, but you are also a scene stealer.

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December 14, 2011

Alec opened up a cupboard in the cabin, revealing exactly the right amount of parachutes, including one that was turkey sized for GTM.

Several members of Team Christmas gasped audibly when they saw these but Alec merely smiled, saying "don't worry. These are just a precaution. I can fly like a boss."

"indeed." said Bigwig_rah, sipping tea. He then spilled some over himself when the plane suddenly shook.
"Oops," said Alec. "A missile must have exploded nearby. Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gents. Gotta fly!"

Alec went into the cockpit and began to move the plane around. On his radar he saw missiles approaching so he shrugged his soldiers and flew directly into one.

The plane did not explode, but it did begin to fall. "Oh well," said Alec with an overexaggerated sigh. "Guess we'll have to parachute now."

When he ran back into the cabin, everyone in the team had already jumped. "Well, they could have waited for me! Jeez," Alec said, throwing himself out of the plane.

Unfortunately he did not deploy his parachute and hit the ground, which caused a slight scratch to his cheek. "Ow."

He waited patiently for the others, looking around at the sky. They were dotted here and there. It was when he lowered his gaze that he realized how lucky they had been.

* * *

Bigwig_rag was still sipping tea as he descended, while Ayv clutched GTM, who had not had time to put on his turkey parachute. Ayv suddenly was disgusted by him and dropped GTM.

"GOBBLE? GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" GTM screamed as he fell.

Luckily, Oxbridge was around to catch him. Oxbridge glared up at Ayv.

"Wait!" shouted Whiskey Nick. "Where's Tom and Dante?"
"Uhh..."
"Did they leave the plane?" shouted JeffRaze.
"No, they're probably still on there..."

It was then that they heard and felt a great explosion. Team Christmas winced. When they finally landed, Alec was inexplicably there to greet them.

"Hello, good fellows. You were pretty slow! I suggest you take a look at where we are."

Team Christmas turned around. They were faced with a colossal tower that was in the shape of a masked man. Suddenly the mouth of the tower opened and a great voice was heard.

"YOU WILL ALL NOW EXPERIENCE THE GLORY OF DOOM!"

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CURRENT STATUS

Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command) (head caused to explode by pram)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)
Chrono1219 (works at Latverian base of doom; silent)
Doctor Doom (Doom is Christmas...or not)

Other - Team Christmas - tooled up

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
AlecTrevelyan - is both "the man" and wants to ally with team christmas.

Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now following Team Christmas.

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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

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RKO radio totally shafted

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It's radio, not a podcast !!

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My hyperbolic self is almost as badass as my real life self.

Almost.

Also, SPOILERS we both die before the end of the story.

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Up

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December 15, 2011

Indeed, ScareChan liked to strike fear into his opponents, so he had moddled his base after the greatest Latverian export; Victor Von Doom. Pram had loved the idea.

ScareChan snapped out of his remembrance to begin an assault on these trespassers. He had been warned of their arrival and had shot their plane down, but this apparently had not been enough to kill them all.

"DOOM IS MISSILES!" ScareChan roared through the intercom. The voice came out of the Doombase's mouth. It was a terrifying noise, but not as terrifying as the succession of missiles that followed it.

"UHOH!" shouted Justin_Crossing. Team Christmas dove for cover.

"GOBBLE!" Ayv grabbed GTM, who narrowly avoided becoming roast turkey at a far faster speed than one would usually expect. Team Christmas hid behind the front perimeter wall that surrounded the base, missiles continually hitting it.

Then Alec stepped out from in front of it and caused all the missiles to drop to the ground and explode, taking out the plethora of armed guards that were there. "Just how I roll, bro," he said, casually lighting up a cigar as he continued to deactivate the Doomissiles.

"Doom is irritated," Scare said quietly to himself, and fired lazer beams out of the Doombase's eyes. Alec completely no-sold this offence, however, sending the missiles right back at the Doomtower with his watch.

"Quickly chaps, into the base! I'll keep him busy with my cliche lines."
"Alright!" shouted GenSag as she ran to Doom's shoe, which had a door in the heel. Some kind of service entrance, she supposed.

Inside, Team Christmas realised they were in a staff room for the guards. Only one was in there, however; Chrono1219.

...and he was joined by Tom and Dante.

"Tom! Dante! You're alive!" said JeffRaze.
"...?" asked Chrono.
"Oooh yeah we probably should have mentioned that we defected to Team Christmas. Sorry about that," said Tom.
"Chrono's an old friend of ours from TNUC training," explained Dante. "He let us in."
"How did you survive the plane?" asked Nio.
"Plane? What plane? Oh...that plane. Uhh, we just sort of landed on the helipad. There were cushions there. Chrono was there having a cigarette, so he took us here."
"I see," replied cody.
"Wait...what the...what? That doesn't make any sense at all!" said the scientific JeffRaze, unhappy with this blatant disregard for logic.
"Yes it does, dammit. It's perfect. It's dashing," said cody.
"RAWR!" shouted bbbtime, cutting through the idle chatter by attacking Chrono, who's head exploded.

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"Dude! Not cool!" said Tom.
"Ah well I never liked him anyway. Always beating us at tests," said Dante.
"Me too! That douche!" said an angry Oxbridge.

"Anyway, Chrono said you can find the leader of the base in the head. Let's go down!" said either Tom or Dante, I forget which and I honestly do not care which one it was.

* * *

In the courtyard, Alec was dancing some kind of solo jive/moonwalk combo while deactivating lazers, missiles, guns, Metal Gear RAYs, REXs, besotted natives of Sheffield who were infatuated with him, and Jack Bauer. You know, all in a day's work. However, he was vaguely surprised when he received a tap on the soldier.


It was Mershiness.
"Finally caught up with you! Can I join your team?" asked Mer.
"Sure," said Alec, spinning around and kicking a missile into the moon. The missile exploded and todbot, who was taking a dump on the moonbase, was flipped upside-down and the s*** hit him in the face. However, for some reason s*** hitting todbot in the head was so funny that it caused masterplum's head to reconstitute and he was brought back to life.

Alec told Mer where the others had gone, and Mer followed Team Christmas into the door in the heel.

CURRENT STATUS

Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)

Other - Team Christmas - tooled up

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas.
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas.

Dead

Chronic, Kazbar, Raka (ceiling collapsed on all three of them in Lithuania)
MZero11 (bullet bounced off bbbtime and hit him in the face)
Luis_Sera (attacked by Comm during Lithuanian base self-destruct sequence. Blew up)
l3fty (killed by Pram for no real reason)
Chrono1219 (head destroyed by bbbtime)

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Jack freakin' Bauer?

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FISTPUMP! Oh YEAH!

"tap on the soldier"

either "I see what you did there" or "nice typo"

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bump

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Augh.

Halfway through and hit writers' block. Going to bed.

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December 16, 2011

When Mer entered the door in Doom's heel, he found it empty but for the dead body of Chrono1219. However, he heard voices echoing. The noise was coming from a nearby corridor, so Mer went in that direction.

At the start of the corridor he stepped in something. "euw..."
It was a Turkey dropping. "Huh," Mer said. "Well I saw a Turkey with them so let's go in that direction," Mer surmised, sashaying down the hall.

* * *

ScareChan, meanwhile, was still having a wonderful time launching all kinds of weapons. He fired jets of compressed water, lazers, bombs, shoes, women, everything he could at Alec but nothing was getting through. Fortunately he had in infinite supply - Doom was wearing a bandana - but it was getting to be frustrating.

With one finger ScareChan kept up the assault, getting more and more annoyed by what Alec was doing on camera - he was now drinking Whiskey while stopping the firing of the weapons. With the other hand ScareChan opened up a channel to the Moonbase, getting into contact with PirateKing2000.

"Hey bro, could you maybe aim your lazer at the clown in front of my base? He's kind of ruining things for me."
"Sure mang," said PirateKing. "What setting should I use?"
"ALL OF THE SETTINGS!" roared ScareChan suddenly, pressing the "fire s***" button more aggressively as his frustration grew.
"OK, OK, jeez..." said PirateKing, as he and Speedyoshi began calibrating the lazer of doom. todbot was still washing his face.

* * *

Team Christmas were in the leg elevator. It took them up past Doom's crotchal reason before for some reason arbitrarily stopping at the heart area. It could not go any further, either.
"I guess we'll have to take a new elevator to get to the top," said Oxbridge thoughtfully.

Team Christmas extricated themselves from the lift. They found themselves in another winding corridor and followed it around and around in a looping maze until they discovered that they were utterly and hopelessly lost. This was a shame, but they then realized that they had three ex-TNUC members on their side. However, JeffRaze facepalmed when he saw that Boko and Dante were simply playing a game of slaps.

He instead turned to Oxbridge who was reading an ancient papyrus scroll. This was quite entertaining, given that he had seemingly pulled the papyrus from absolutely nowhere, but there were more pressing matters.
"Hey Oxbridge," said JeffRaze. "Do you know where we go from here?"
"Yes, I was just reading the map," said Oxbridge, indicating the ancient scroll.
"That's the map?"
"Yep."
"Huh."

There was a brief pause.

"Well, what does it say?" demanded Nio.

"It says we should go through that door."
"Oh yeah, that door. Seems familiar," said Dante, lowering his guard and allowing Tom to slap him so hard in the face that his head did a full 360-degree turn.

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mnkboy opened the door, and inside was a small room and another lift. However, before they could take it, they heard a voice. "Hey! Wait up!"
Running around the corner was Mer. "Uh-oh," said Dante and Tom, hiding behind GenSag, Nio and Ryoko.
"What's up?" asked Ryokho. "I SAW THAT TYPO XIII!" she roared with a sideways glance.
"Oh, sorry," said I.
RYOKO replied "damn right," and turned back to Dante.
"We kind of...kept this guy captured...in Lithuania. We forced him to watch Glee."

"Oh. Well. Uhh, just stay with me and I'll hide you from him. Don't want the team to implode."
"Isn't that what Oxbridge did when he saw us?"
"Yes, it's quite an ironic role-reversal, isn't it?" I said smugly. "I am such a goddamn brilliant writer."
Mer, meanwhile, was introducing himself to the rest of the team.

There was little time, however, and bbbtime looked like he was going to snap somebody. So they quickly hurried into the lift, Mer smiling at his new team and looking forward to getting revenge on TNUC.

They enjoyed the soothing music.

At the top, the lift said "you are now getting head. I mean...into the head. You are now at the head area of this base. Thank you for riding with SafeLifts."
"Why thank you!" said Dante.
"It's an automated voice-never mind," said JeffRaze forlornly.
The lift doors slid open. ScareChan was standing with his back to them. "Nice of you to join me. I'm ScareChan."

CURRENT STATUS

Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)

Team Christmas

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
Tom/Dante - dumb and dumber, defected from Lithuanian base and now part of Team Christmas
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas.

Dead

Chronic, Kazbar, Raka (ceiling collapsed on all three of them in Lithuania)
MZero11 (bullet bounced off bbbtime and hit him in the face)
Luis_Sera (attacked by Comm during Lithuanian base self-destruct sequence. Blew up)
l3fty (killed by Pram for no real reason)
Chrono1219 (head destroyed by bbbtime)



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December 17, 2011

ScareChan spun around twice, smirking and dancing slightly. Using his incredible farsight vision, Alec was distracted. "Hey! He's stealing my moves!"

This distraction proved crucial, as the latest missile scored a blow to his face that caused his cheek to singe slightly. "Ow! Motherf***er!" said Alec, pulling out a gun and firing randomly on the base which began to explode, if only because explosions are awesome. The Michael Bay Man (A Haguile Creation™) looked on, happily increasing the size of the explosions, again because explosions are awesome.

The gun also caused tanks to appear, but these also exploded.

The base shook slightly, but stood firm. "Doom IS resilience!" screamed the base, apparently with a mind of its own.

ScareChan continued to both attack and defend his base with one finger constantly pressing the big red button while talking to Team Christmas, who he quickly immobilized with his convenient, Diabolus-Ex-Machina Immobilzer Ring. He smirked at Team Christmas' petty efforts, and said "wow, your friend Alec puts up quite the fight. Fortunately, I've assigned our team on the moon to deal with him. FROM SPACE. WITH FIRE."

"Oh no! WITH FIRE?!" shouted Caelus.
"Yes! YES! WITH FIRE!" shouted Maniac from his unknown location. "TATYAAANNN"
"gobble"

"SHUT UP!" said ScareChan, loudly but calmly despite the exclamation point. "Look, I'm obviously not going to kill you now because there's still a few days left of the story, but I think it would be quite entertaining if I just kept you here for the rest of this chapter.

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"...nah just kidding," said ScareChan after a wait of roughly six minutes. "I'll use this opportunity to make you watch as I destroy your most powerful ally."
"ME?" shouted an outraged (well, duh) bbbtime.
"No, you fool. Alec! Watch as your dreams of saving Christmas utterly die!" laughed ScareChan maniacally (maniac took some of the royalties). "Is the SuperTrackDeath Lazer ready yet, moonbase?"
Moonbase? thought all of team Christmas (except for Dante, Tom and Oxbridge) simultaneously.
"Yes," said todbot, sitting on his own because of the smell.

* * *

Meanwhile at HQ, Pram fired at l3fty's corpse a few times for fun.

* * *


"Good! Now watch!"
Suddenly the moonbase fired an enormous blue lazer that landed right on top of Alec. It drilled a hole about a metre in diameter right through the earth, through to the other side of the Earth, which just so happened to be the bar Alec had a stake in, in the States.

Alec was utterly unaffected by the lazer as one might expect, but since he was here, he took a free drink, which he downed in 0.000000000002 seconds. This was followed with another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another and then a few shots of Jack Daniels and a fine cigar (yes, he literally drank that as well). Needless to say Alec was no longer in any state to help save Christmas, essentially removing him from the equation.

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Lol he drank a fine cigar?

These guys can't have a moonbase AND a Doombase.... That's just not fair!

<3 Doombase though.

Lol l3fty

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CURRENT STATUS

Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)

Team Christmas - tooled up

Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
Tom/Dante - dumb and dumber, defected from Lithuanian base
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas.
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas/banished to other side of the world and drunk.

Dead

Chronic, Kazbar, Raka (ceiling collapsed on all three of them in Lithuania)
MZero11 (bullet bounced off bbbtime and hit him in the face)
Luis_Sera (attacked by Comm during Lithuanian base self-destruct sequence. Blew up)
l3fty (killed by Pram for no real reason)
Chrono1219 (head destroyed by bbbtime)

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December 18, 2011

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" laughed ScareChan. "Did you enjoy that? DID YOU?"
"not particularly," said Dante with a shrug. "6/10 movie."
"SHUT UP DANTE," roared ScareChan maniacally (yes, more royalties). He began to cause the walls around Team Christmas to close in, which would surely crush them all. He decided to light a cigarette while watching it. This was a bad idea, as it only served to 1) further enrage bbbtime, 2) offended Justin_Crossing for some reason, and 3) deactivated his immobilzer ring.

Suddenly Team Christmas found themselves free. With a yelp, they jumped forward. JC used his newfound power of RAGE or some s*** like that to elbow the hulking bbbtime out of the way and stormed towards ScareChan, swho tried to fire his immobilzer ring but could not do so in time. JC eschewed his sword and removed SC's head like a bottlecap and threw it around a bit with bbbtime, who smiled and finally reverted to his normal form because he was no longer in a state of constant RAGE.

"Well, now that's over with..." said Bigwig_rah, continuing to sip tea. "Let us move on. To the moonbase?"
"Let us first honour a fallen bro," said Nick, Comm and Caelus simultaneously. Ayv nodded, taking a sip of whiskey from his hip flask as a "mark of respect" for Alec (in reality he simply wanted a drink but WHATEVS).
"Indeed," said GenSag, and all of Team Christmas took a moment to remember Alec. Ayvuir was slightly annoyed that they did not do this for Luis, but quickly got over it because he is a COLD AND CALLOUS MAN.

Once the minute's silence was over, Oxbridge said, "OK. We need to go to the moonbase and we need to go to their HQ, but we're running out of time before Christmas, so can we maybe split up?"

"Sounds good to me!" said Mer. "Counting the...turkey...thing...we have-"
"GOBBLE!" squaked GTM indignantly. "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
"Sorry," said bigwig. "He used to be a guy called GTM, he doesn't like being known strictly as a turkey.
"Oh, my bad broseph," said Mer. "Counting GTM, there's 18 of us. So 9 go to the moon and 9 go to HQ?"

"Great! Only we don't know where HQ is," said Bigwig_rah, now casually buttering a crumpet.
"Yeah we do," said Oxbridge. "Or I do, anyway."

"OK then, you go to the HQ with JC, mnkboy, Mer, the girls, bbbtime and cody," said JeffRaze. "Myself, Bigwig, Dante, Tom, the sober guys, GTM and Ayv will go to the moonbase."
"Sounds good to me. Now how do we get to the moon without Alec's spaceship?"
"Well," said Tom, suddenly adopting a much smarter and much sophisticated tone. "I happen to know that this room, completely arbitrarily, DOUBLES AS A SPACESHIP!"
"Oh well that works out perfectly," said JeffRaze. "You guys head to the base. Keep in touch!"
"Will do," said Oxbridge, casually jumping out of one of the windows (Doom's eyes). He was followed by the others, who landed on their feet thanks to being in the presence of Doom.

JeffRaze made the final preparations for takeoff in a remarkably quick amount of time, and then called Tatyan using his phone. Tatyan gave them spacesuits, including a Turkey-sized one for GTM, and they had lift-off.

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Final battle approaching.



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CURRENT STATUS

Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Maniac (no idea where, but a bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)

Team Christmas

Headed to the moon
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
Tom/Dante - dumb and dumber, defected from Lithuanian base
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)

Headed to HQ

J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas.

No
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas/banished to other side of the world and drunk.


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Moonbase with the funny people, HQ battle with the serious people

mmhm yup

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Got TURKEY MAGIC'D Woo Woo Woo You Know It!
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

December 19, 2011

JeffRaze and Bigwig worked the controls of the Doomhead spaceship thing, while also waving hello to the obsessed masses of the football board.

The head reached exit velocity rather easily, and hurtled through the sky. The poor citizens of Latveria could only watch as the glory of Doom was decapitated by booster rockets.

Bigwig sat back, drinking more tea, while Ayvuir took another drink from his hip flask. "F***ING STOP!" roared Comm, almost attack Ayvuir. He was held back by an equally angry but slightly more rational Caelus and Whiskey Nick.

"Seriously dude you have to stop drinking that in front of us. The lack of alcohol is starting to physically hurt us inside =("

"Alright alright, I'll stop, jeez," said Ayv. He put away his flask (which contained Newcastle Brown Ale) and sat on a chair, twiddling his thumbs. GTM continued to gobble quietly while Tom and Dante played slaps. JeffRaze looked at this motley crew and sighed, wondering how on earth they could possibly hope to assault TNUC's moonbase with any success.

His thoughts were cut short however as they reached outer space. There was a totally generic bit where all 9 of them, including the turkey, were all "oh my god it's SPACE", I'm sure you all know the drill, so let's move on.

Anyway, they got to a certain point and they decided to stop. Well they techincally didn't decide to stop, they were being pulled in by some kind of tractor beam or whatever. JeffRaze looked out of one of the eye-windows (they had fixed after the HQ lot jumped through) and saw they were headed for a satellite.

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On said satellite, Maniac rubbed his hands together. "Now what do we have here...?"

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<writer got lazy>
Half an hour later the ship had left the satellite and was headed to the moon once again. Bigwig had managed to use british charm to bring Maniac on-side!

The ship slowed down as it reached the celestial body. This was a good thing, as it gave them time to avoid the HOLY CRAP LAZERS that were being fired from said moonbase.

CURRENT STATUS

Members of Team New-year United against Christmas

Pram_the_Oracle (leader) (very powerful)
masterplum (second in command)
Menji (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase; has s*** on his face)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
ScareChan (head of Latverian base of doom)

Team Christmas

Headed to the moon
JeffRaze - working in a lab
Bigwig_wah - JeffRaze's lab assistant.
Tom/Dante - dumb and dumber, defected from Lithuanian base
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
GTM (now finds Christmas food disgusting; is now, ironically, Christmas food)
Maniac (A bit of a loose cannon. Has vendetta against Tatyan Karimova)

Headed to HQ

J_C - (brought back to life because I said so)
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
cody, bbbtime - apparently unable to get home
mnkboy - (now detests joyful Christmassy things)
Oxbridge - (brought back to life)
Mer - has escaped his prison at Lithuanian base and is now with Team Christmas.

No
AlecTrevelyan - is "the man"/allied with team christmas/banished to other side of the world and drunk.

Dead

Chronic, Kazbar, Raka (ceiling collapsed on all three of them in Lithuania)
MZero11 (bullet bounced off bbbtime and hit him in the face)
Luis_Sera (attacked by Comm during Lithuanian base self-destruct sequence. Blew up)
l3fty (killed by Pram for no real reason)
Chrono1219 (head destroyed by bbbtime)

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Doom cannot be hit by lasers!

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MMBN style fighting game made by me in the link below!
http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/184947-b8bn

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"To be fair to Herman Cain, we can't all be as wise as Slowking when he's wearing the Shellder of knowledge. Look it up, b****es." - Jon Stewart

Boo, writer boredom is killing literature one advent calendar at a time.

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"First time I got punched in the face, I was like "oh no", then I was like "this is a story"."

Next year I'll just do the pics, I think.

Still, I started so I'll finish. The finale will be EXPLOSIVE AND AWESOME, I guarantee.

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"With Harry, it's cool. We don't speak a lot and he doesn't care if I smile or if I know who the next team we play is." - Benoit Assou-Ekotto

Making money off of royalites oh yeah!

Bigwig had managed to use british charm to bring Maniac on-side!

The British, my one weakness! Though I feel like this will only last until I find out TATYAAAAAN! is their boss.

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Guns don't kill people, Kinder eggs do. I saw it in a post on GameFAQs. ~FAHtastic