CURRENT STATUS
Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas
Menji (works at HQ)
l3fty (works at HQ)
Cobain (works at HQ; Jedi)
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot (works at moonbase)
Speedyoshi (works at moonbase)
Oxbridge (exploded. Dead(?????))
MZero11 (head of Lithuanian base)
Tom Bombadil (mook at Lithuanian base; dumb)
Dante (mook at Lithuanian base; dumber)
Other
Ayvuir (can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food)
Luis_Sera (Ayv's friend; slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation)
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm (Cannot drink anything, or perceive alcohol of any kind)
J_C - dead(?????)
Raka_Putra - deprived of his Christmas animé specials
Nio, GenSag, Ryoko - unable to enjoy Christmas shopping
Mer - captured at the Lithuanian base and being made to watch Glee Christmas episodes repeatedly
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"I'll tell you Sess' placement in an hour" - l3fty
"OK, Ryan f***ing Seacrest" - Sess