Menji turned back to his computer. "Hmm," he said. "We've got some people on the moon base ready to fire lazer, so what should we do now?"
l3fty piped up. "Well, we could stop people enjoying Christmas food. That would leave a 'mark'."
"So what, like, stuffing and turkey and s***?"
"Yeah, and mince pies."
"Huh, OK. Cool."
Menji got on the intercom and said "hey guys we need to make people forget about and hate Christmas food, can we do that?"
The moonbase could only just hear what Menji was saying - the connection wasn't perfect - but PirateKing2000 figured it out. He asked his assistant, todbot1, to recalibrate the controls and Zap! Suddenly, literally some people around the world were unable to enjoy Christmas Turkey, including Ayvuir. Ayvuir had been daydreaming about his Christmas Dinner when the image of the roast turkey simply disappeared completely from his mind. He actually stopped mid-salivation. "Euw," said his friend Luis_Sera (they were out Christmas shopping).
At the moonbase, and at the earth HQ, the TNyUaC laughed loudly into the night, as the sun set on December 1st.
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All was not lost, however, as Raka_Putra enjoyed some Christmas animé specials.
Oh wait the TNyUaC got rid of those too, whoops!
CURRENT STATUS
Confirmed Members of Team New-year United against Christmas
Menji
l3fty
Cobain
Pirateking2000 (leader of moonbase)
todbot
Other
Ayvuir - can no longer perceive, see, taste, smell or experience Christmas food
Luis_Sera - slightly disgusted by Ayv's salivation
Caelus, Whiskey_Nick, Comm - Cannot drink anything
J_C - dead(?????)
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"My goal is to make this s*** cool again." - CM Punk