Board 8 > ~FIGHT!~ Lara/Vivi/Wesker/Aya/Wild Dog/Wild Fang/Ethan vs. Bob/Alucard/Sora/Zack

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X_Dante_X
09/30/11 9:57:00 PM
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Lara Croft, Vivi, Wesker, Aya Brea, Wild Dog, Wild Fang, and Ethan Thomas have challenged Bob, Alucard, Sora, and Zack Fair to a fight! Location of the fight: neutral, nondescript terrain. Which side will win?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- The members of each team are ideal teammates capable of a pre-selected plan of battle.
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using <b> and </b>).
- Provide a justification for why you think the selected team would win. Fanboy logic, ignoring character assumptions or rules, and vague or unintelligible justifications are all grounds for having your vote disqualified.
- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.
- This match will end in 24 hours.

Lara is as she appears in Tomb Raider Legends, wielding her dual pistols, Excalibur, Assault Rifle, Harpoon Gun, SMG, shotgun, and 4 grenades.

Vivi is as he appears in Final Fantasy IX, with all of his best non-broken equipment and all of his spells save for Death, Stop, and Break. Nobody will attack Vivi in battle until he has attacked someone first (damaging abilities and berserked/mindless allies or enemies do not apply).

Albert Wesker is as he appears in the Resident Evil series post-resurrection and will maintain a balanced level of PG67A/W throughout the battle. He brings to battle his H&K SL8 Semi-Automatic Rifle, Grenade Launcher with Electric and Nitrogen rounds, Anti-Tank Gun, Lightning Hawk Magnum, Hydra Shotgun, Heckler & Koch MP5, 5x Grenade, and a first aid spray. All of his weapons are maxed out.

Aya Brea is as she appears in Parasite Eve 2. She is wearing a Monk Robe with the Holy Water, Ofuda, Skull Crystal, MD Player, MP Boost 2 attachments. She has access to her MM1 with Airburst, Hypervelocity, Gunblade with R. Slug, M249, Grenade Pistol with Riot, and AS12 with Buckshot, Tonfa Baton, and has plenty of ammo for them all. All her magic is at Level 3.

Wild Dog is as he's seen in the Time Crisis series, post multi-weapon gun arm. While his human arm has his regular gun in it, the mechanical one can function as a tractor beam, flamethrower, rocket launcher, Gatling gun, and grappling hook. Lastly, Wild Dog does not have his detonator here.

Wild Fang is as he appears in Time Crisis 4, bling and hairstyle intact. He additionally has his Time Crisis 3 gun with him.

Ethan Thomas is as he appears at the end of Condemned 2, armed with a 9mm Pistol, Assault Rifle, Shotgun, Cleaver, Large Plank, Toliet Seat, Molotov Cocktail, and Taser. Additionally, he has his tools with him and comes into battle with ample ammo available, and no he doesn't need alcohol to be competent - this is at the end, he's over that.

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X_Dante_X
09/30/11 9:57:00 PM
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~vs~

Bob is a cute little dinosaur who can fire bubbles that momentarily trap enemies. As long as he is alive, the Bust-A Move music will play loudly all over the terrain. However, he dies in one hit. x_X

Alucard is as he appears through the second castle of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. He is equipped with Masamune Katana, Rune Sword, Alucard Sword, Coral Circlet, Dark Armor, Twilight Cloak, Lapis Lazuli, Rebound Stone, and Sword Familiar He has the Mist relic, which includes Extend Mist and Poison Mist. Wesker will begin the battle by using his Thrust Punch on Alucard. In addition to doing heavy damage, the punch will carry enough force to knock 300lbs back by 200 meters. Wesker will immediately return to his own team.

Sora is as he appears in Kingdom Hearts 2 FM+ with his best non-broken equipment, and is able to use his Valor, Wisdom, Limit, and Master forms, though they aren't infinite, use the same gauge (starting with and limited to 5), and won't eat up an ally. He doesn't have Magnet, summons, limits (except in Limit form), any reaction commands, or invincibility. Ethan has unleashed a full force Sonic Voice against Sora at the beginning of battle from 20 feet away. Ethan begins with his team.

Zack is as he appears in Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core. He has the Buster Sword and is bringing along offensive magic, defensive magic, and command materia. All his limits are maxed, and the only limits he has access to are Chain Slash, Octaslash, Rush Assault, Meteor Shots, Lucky Stars, and Apocalypse. Aya has revived a pair of Velociraptors within 50 feet of Zack. The two Velociraptors are as they appear in the original Parasite Eve. Additionally, The bear from Condemned 2 is after Zack. The bear is invincible and will chase Zack down and try to kill him, though he can run in an attempt to prolong his life. After killing Zack, the bear will disappear. Zack knows there's a bear after him, however he doesn’t necessarily know what kind of bear it is nor that it's invincible. The bear will start near Zack’s team and will start the fight heading towards him.

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Drakeryn
09/30/11 9:59:00 PM
#3:


Poor Zack.


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FFDragon
09/30/11 10:00:00 PM
#4:


Lara with a Harpoon Gun.

I rest my case.

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X_Dante_X
09/30/11 10:01:00 PM
#5:


I think Lara will use her harpoon gun to kill Bob, and then she'll proceed to mount his head on her wall as a trophy

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Lopen
09/30/11 10:01:00 PM
#6:


Vivi solos

Zack gets mauled by a bear-- he's not fast enough to escape it and will probably try to fight it only to find it's invicible, Alucard's getting punched to hell, and Sora's almost dead from a bone breaking scream. Vivi uses Doomsday and everyone dies except him and Wesker.

Or Vivi can just not use Doomsday and let his team stomp the gimps but it's more funny this way.

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JeffreyRaze
09/30/11 10:02:00 PM
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Clearly Bob carries his team to victory despite all odds.

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skull_bonek23
09/30/11 10:03:00 PM
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I think that team Sora would win this pretty easily if not for Zack and Alucard getting taken out. Sora could probably still solo this but I think that team Lara takes it from the ridiculous things happening to team Sora.

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FFDragon
10/01/11 7:20:00 AM
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Sora will be lucky if his skull is intact after Ethan hobo batman screams his face off tbqh.

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DeathChicken
10/01/11 7:23:00 AM
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Man, with Alucard's habit of sailing back through the air if even puny things hit him, Wesker's gonna knock him so far he's going to land in Mercs 4

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FFDragon
10/01/11 7:26:00 AM
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All part of the plan, I'm sure.

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Drakeryn
10/01/11 7:40:00 AM
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Ethan hobo batman

Pandering for Dante's vote, I see.


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FFDragon
10/01/11 8:40:00 AM
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It's a real thing!

From the same LP that gives the bear ability its name.

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 11:05:00 AM
#14:


did someone say hobo batman

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FFDragon
10/01/11 12:11:00 PM
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ethan thomas is the most hobo merc in mercenaries that's for sure

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:11:00 PM
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http://mercs3.pbworks.com/w/page/36445977/Ollie-the-Magic-Bum

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:12:00 PM
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http://mercs3.pbworks.com/w/page/27530829/Iji

her ability is literally to summon a team of hobos

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Drakeryn
10/01/11 12:14:00 PM
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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:15:00 PM
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then again ethan is running around attacking people with a toilet seat he probably ganked from a gas station

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GANON1025
10/01/11 12:16:00 PM
#20:


Team Sora

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WickIebee
10/01/11 12:18:00 PM
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This is essentially 5 against... 3/2... so... 1.5

Unfair match-up, next

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:19:00 PM
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It isn't all about numbers, I'd be hardpressed to call anyone on Lara's team as good as or better than Alucard, Sora, or Zack except for Wesker.

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WickIebee
10/01/11 12:21:00 PM
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X_Dante_X posted...
It isn't all about numbers, I'd be hardpressed to call anyone on Lara's team as good as or better than Alucard, Sora, or Zack except for Wesker.

Alucard starts fight flying back way too many feet, Sora will be pretty much incapacitated through that... and Zack... is just gonna die... by a bear...

It's unfair advantage and I say illogical fight

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:25:00 PM
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You should sign up for the next mercenaries iteration, You'll have fun imo

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Regaro_Ukiera
10/01/11 12:28:00 PM
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isn't zack kind of fast

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:29:00 PM
#26:


can anyone even HIT zack (especially bears and velociraptors)

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Drakeryn
10/01/11 12:32:00 PM
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1. zack runs from bear/raptors
2. team ethan kills bob, alucard, and sora
3. team ethan assumes the bear/raptors have taken care of zack and they all go home
4. zack wins


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Regaro_Ukiera
10/01/11 12:33:00 PM
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From: X_Dante_X | #026
can anyone even HIT zack (especially bears and velociraptors)


that is what I am asking yes

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 12:36:00 PM
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(vivi can)

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dragon22391
10/01/11 10:23:00 PM
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X_Dante_X posted...
It isn't all about numbers.

**** you yes it is

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masterplum
10/01/11 10:25:00 PM
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The Lara team

That bear is insane

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X_Dante_X
10/01/11 10:27:00 PM
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bearfear

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Mega Mana
10/02/11 6:07:00 AM
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There is so much going up against Team Bob that there's no doubt a universal rule towards underdog status, mounting odds, or inverse ninjutsu applies.

However since this neutral non-descript, every single person on the other side has some kind of firearm or long range attack, and I don't know half of them to pinpoint weaknesses, I'm having trouble forimng a Raziel/Neclord situation. Zack can take care of the velociraptors no problem and the bear is an obstacle not only can he not worry about, but can use as a defensive tool. He'll fight it early since it's likely the only opposing character running into melee range. Zack fights it head on, but the bear's size and bulk acts as a great barrier to stop approaching bullets. After a short while, when Zack is quite unharmed by the bear and he notices the bear is unharmed by him, he can then continue using the bear as an invincible meatshield by rushing and running around and taking positions where he can get the bear into a line of fire as he approaches.

Of course, the opposing team wouldn't just stand seven men, women, and wild things in a line shooting. No, they'd be taking better positions and running all over the place. That's where Sora and Alucard come in. Not sure yet how because I'm not looking up what Reaction Commands take away since there are none and what alucard's equipment does, but if you see something, totally check it out and use it. But since I'm positive something can be used, they can handle the gunners no problem.

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DeathChicken
10/02/11 6:15:00 AM
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Neclord was always weirdly underrated. Guy can take a beating, turns into bats, and more importantly, shoots big AoE lasers

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Psycho_Kenshin
10/02/11 6:39:00 AM
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This match is pretty wild, 7 versus 4 (pretty much 3 since Bob is just a cute funny dino). Buncha modern day-ish killing machines and other stuff versus the ol' half vampire, Magicy kid, Zack who is pretty well regarded (maybe a bit more-so than he should be, after all he did *spoilers* die from a sword wound pretty handily *spoilers*).

To me, this match is insanely easy, I vote team Lara. It's kind of one-sided, unless you're of the opinion that a little magic goes a very long way, which I guess I'm not. Plus we got a little magic on team killing machines anyway.

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DeathChicken
10/02/11 6:40:00 AM
#36:


Nah, he died from getting shot a bunch. And some helicopters shooting missiles at him

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Psycho_Kenshin
10/02/11 6:46:00 AM
#37:


I believe he was fatally wounded n the Nibelheim reactor, but I see what you're saying. You know, like that part in any action movie (or anime) where the guy gets that wound where he's knows its over and the soundtrack is like BWEEEOOOW, but he's still alive for however long to keep kicking ass. Really shook em up.

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Mega Mana
10/02/11 6:14:00 PM
#38:


Oh, lol.

Thought today was 10/1. There goes my Vivi just fries everyone with magic anyways regardless of Bob's bullet hax and Zack bear shielding vote.
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