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Someone needs to make a flowchart to help understand that.

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Remember that Truth tried to set up Punk to win, but then broke up Punk's pin attempt after the GTS. This is some A-Ry attacking Percy Watson ****.

Man Summerslam with its meaningless foot on the rope and Nash re-debut suddenly feels like a logical ending in comparison.

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Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved.

Truth's gimmick is "crazy" and he was just attacked by the guy. It makes sense that he would screw him.

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Panthera posted...
Remember that Truth tried to set up Punk to win, but then broke up Punk's pin attempt after the GTS. This is some A-Ry attacking Percy Watson ****.

Man Summerslam with its meaningless foot on the rope and Nash re-debut suddenly feels like a logical ending in comparison.

Punk attacked R-Truth.

R-Truth is insane.

R-Truth said F*** THIS YOU GONNA GET GOT, PUNK!

R-Truth grabbed him to start fighting.

This doesn't excuse that god awful match, but it's the very obvious explanation for Truth's pin break.

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so i just read the results of the main event on gerweck and i think i had a stroke halfway through it because i can't decipher wtf happened

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basic sequence of that...

- punk vs. hhh lookin' good, punk looking better between 'em.
- awesome truth comes out, gets both, covers hhh with it.
- 2 count so they kill the ref.
- hhh and punk get rid of 'em.
- johnny ace comes out, has a ref check a ref.
- hhh pedigrees, no ref.
- punk gts's, ref goes in. truth breaks the count.
- hhh pedigrees, punk kicks out.
- johnny ace texts nash to kill both and have punk win from the looks of it.
- punk saves hhh. i believe he also saved hhh during awesome truth's removal.
- punk gets powerbombed.
- hhh sledgehammers nash, people flee or something, goe sback in ringg, pedigrees again for the win.
- hhh tells punk to suck it even though punk was the one who took the most punishment AND saved hhh's ass twice when he didn't need to.

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i do know that wwe trolled everyone with the last three matches though

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yeah, seriously.
we go from a clean henry win over orton to beth losing in her home f'ing town to cena winning to punk losing in the dirtiest way possible.

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beth losing in her hometown

clean

to kelly kelly

for the second ppv in a row

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since hhh's win was dirty that means i don't have to have a randy orton account

praise the lord

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well at least some of us got to see a great match that involved a female tonight.

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"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

that's a good point!

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From: Viktor Vaughn | #311
since hhh's win was dirty that means i don't have to have a randy orton account

praise the lord

it was no dq so it was clean imo

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that wasn't just dirty.
that was 'punk literally just took 2 other guy's finishers AND yours - which rarely is kicked out of - twice before you could pin him. '

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That ending actually managed to kill my high.

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From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #305
Punk attacked R-Truth.

R-Truth is insane.

R-Truth said F*** THIS YOU GONNA GET GOT, PUNK!

R-Truth grabbed him to start fighting.

This doesn't excuse that god awful match, but it's the very obvious explanation for Truth's pin break.

It makes sense in a way, sure, but it's one of those things where people acting stupidly because it's in-character stops feeling like an acceptable excuse when there's so much other stupid **** going on that you're reluctant to give the writers credit for actually doing it for the right reasons.

Although thinking back, this match kind of made Punk look surprisingly strong. I don't think Hunter even kicked out of the GTS at all, the pin Truth broke up came after I think the only one, and Truth's...thing plus two Pedigrees still didn't put him down, and it took a Jacknife and a freaking third Pedigree to finish him. I mean, that's approaching WM27 Undertaker levels of surviving ridiculous ****.

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Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved.

To be fair, it's not like Truth and Miz specifically ONLY attacked H and then tried to help Punk win. They attacked BOTH and then dragged Punk on top. That seems more of a "lesser of two evils" than a "we want Punk to win." So then when Punk attacked Truth, Truth just got pissed and attacked back.

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Yeah I agree it makes sense and honestly it's not really that bad, it just kind of rubs me the wrong way when it's mixed amongst the rest of that ending.

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Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved.

Bad PPV overall. Henry the only one of the main event caliber matches that had a favorable outcome. Del Rio is apparently now going the way of Jack Swagger or something. Didn't like the HHH/Punk finish at all. At least we only had to look at 2 of the 3 WWE supermen win tonight.

Beth having to job to Kelly is pretty unfortunate too.

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Haha Triple H. So predictable it's just sad.

If you really want to give R-Truth too much credit, you can just think that given John Laurenitis coming out like that and purposefully trying to make Punk win, that he was trying to stop whatever outcome John wanted too.

But it's Truth, so he honestly can botch in character in and out of matches. It's kinda hilarious.

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so it's not just me to whom that made no sense

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OH dear god, I see the Wrestling Observer's bit is up already.

This ought to be a nice hour long rant.

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I feel like the whole Punk/HHH cluster was because they really wanted to book Punk/Nash at NoC but Nash wouldn't job, so they pushed up what was to be the next match in the storyline. But they still wanted their Punk/HHH Cell match at the next PPV, so they just threw everything they could in there to give it the most undecisive finish possible and have a rematch at HiaC.

But what really bugs me is the stipulation booking in this match. You saw this in the Punk/Rey feud last year too, and other times I can't remember. Book a stipulation where something interesting happens if one guy wins, but instead the other guy wins and nothing happens. Seems like a good way to predict what's gonna happen in these matches: whichever outcome is consequence-free for the writers is the one they'll go with.

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that normally is true.
but Punk's teh one who bucked it when he won the title from Cena at MITB.

at the least, i know i'm watching Raw tonight, if only to see Punk's reaction.

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"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

What's annoying is why the hell the first match in the feud had all these stipulations, like isn't HHH's big singles return enough to draw numbers in a normal one on one match?

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vcharon posted...
Bad PPV overall. Henry the only one of the main event caliber matches that had a favorable outcome. Del Rio is apparently now going the way of Jack Swagger or something. Didn't like the HHH/Punk finish at all. At least we only had to look at 2 of the 3 WWE supermen win tonight.

Beth having to job to Kelly is pretty unfortunate too.

Del Rio was always going to have a hard time looking legit next to Cena and Punk who people just naturally care about so much more. He was booked poorly and it was honestly kind of hard to care about him once he had the strap. He was going to need the perfect booking and perform absolutely flawlessly to not look like a joke for interrupting the real exciting program the company was putting on.

Throw into the mix that he had visa problems(if he has ever booked to win, the finish changed after that, WWE hates complications regarding their top champ) and missed a raw during the middle of his ppv build and yeah, guy looked like a joke. His comic book antics helped solidify it. It was to the point where Cena won me over to wanting Cena to be champ with that promo. And I hate Cena.

I dont want to say Del Rio wasn't ready, but for all the chances they had to push him to the top,if you notice every single one fizzled out the second he was in line for the title.

The only time it may have looked legit is if he beat Christian at Extreme Rules, since his build there was actually good and it felt like he probably deserved to be champ, a feeling absent at mania and this entire post MitB angle.

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I choose to focus on the fact that Punk kicked out of a Pedigree.

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Man, **** Cena sideways. He crapped all over Del Rio's gimmick in the buildup to the match, buried him, made him out to be nothing, then come the match, ignores his finisher to Hulk Up and tap him out. Cena is seriously everything negative anyone ever said about Hulk Hogan, at least in regards to the way he's booked

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I take that back. Hogan never told Ted Dibiase 'You're not really rich, they just give you money so you can rent nice cars'

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Hogan never told Ted Dibiase 'You're not really rich, they just give you money so you can rent nice cars'

I feel like this is Cena desperately trying to be a part of Punk's "reality" gimmick without realizing that nobody wants HIM to do it.

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for all my cash

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the Punk/HHH stuff is written horribly

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Kelly going over Beth was very upsetting. I just can't even see the logic behind this decision. I feel like Kelly Kelly will start getting the Cena reaction soon with the way she's being pushed.

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No, that would mean she gets actual attention and splits the croed. Give her xpac heat. She earned it in spades.

And yeah, punk looked every bit like the man who can beat cena in the match. Insane punishment, well above hhh right now even, and the bigger man and face of the two. Worse, this was during a no dq match too. So all in all, punk looked more legit than anybody last night

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If I may comment on TNA for a second

Hogan/Sting idiocy aside, Angle's manipulation of Fourtune is absolutely brilliant. Reminds me of the kind of **** heel Christian pulled in TNA constantly.

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From: Dauntless Hunter | #325
I feel like the whole Punk/HHH cluster was because they really wanted to book Punk/Nash at NoC but Nash wouldn't job, so they pushed up what was to be the next match in the storyline.

nash was pulled from the match because he's making a movie and the studio wouldn't insure him if he had any matches

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SmartMuffin posted...
If I may comment on TNA for a second

Hogan/Sting idiocy aside, Angle's manipulation of Fourtune is absolutely brilliant. Reminds me of the kind of **** heel Christian pulled in TNA constantly.

What's he doing?

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So, now can I compare WWE to the worst of WCW? Or would it be more appropriate to compare WWE to TNA, given that last night was main evented by Jeff Jarrett vs. Raven?

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WWE has announced that Disney's "The Muppets" (Kermit The Frog, Miss Piggy and the whole gang) will be appearing on the October 31st episode of Monday Night RAW .. Here's the official statement from WWE:

To celebrate their first theatrical release in more than a decade – Disney’s "The Muppets," opening this Thanksgiving – the Muppets will step into the ring on the Oct. 31 WWE Raw SuperShow to mix it up with the Superstars in Atlanta.

In the new film, "The Muppets," the crew is on a mission to save the Muppet Theater from demolition. But before that, they'll have to save themselves from our Superstars!

What will happen when Kermit the Frog meets The Viper? Will the Divas make Miss Piggy flip with jealousy? Will Beaker be confused for Sheamus? On Halloween, it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, because the Muppets are about to get Raw!


.....I approve of this. They need to have Statler and Waldorf troll the entire show

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wtf only 2 weeks until the next PPV?

It's just gonna be all the same matches again isn't it

plus sheamus/christian

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Muppets on Raw

Glorious.

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.....I approve of this. They need to have Statler and Waldorf troll the entire show

I think we have a new announce team for the show.

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SmartMuffin posted...
If I may comment on TNA for a second

Hogan/Sting idiocy aside, Angle's manipulation of Fourtune is absolutely brilliant. Reminds me of the kind of **** heel Christian pulled in TNA constantly.

I actually agree, once I realized thats what was going on. I was sort of disappointed with the Hogan draping his arm wrinkly arm around Angle at BFG, but I have to admit its for the best. All that needs to happen now is for Roode to bury Crimson to solidify his BFG win and we may have an angle in Roode vs. Angle That I would get pretty hyped for.

You know presuming that Hogan/Sting doesnt become the focus of the company(which given the hulksters "reitrement speech" may be true?") TNA may be turning an actual corner for the first time since I started watching in December.

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DeathChicken posted...
Man, **** Cena sideways. He crapped all over Del Rio's gimmick in the buildup to the match, buried him, made him out to be nothing, then come the match, ignores his finisher to Hulk Up and tap him out. Cena is seriously everything negative anyone ever said about Hulk Hogan, at least in regards to the way he's booked

The way he was Booked Del Rio needed to be HOLLYWOOD Hogan to even stand up to that . I mean he was playing the coward through and through. Hogan spent a year being afraid of sting and still didnt lose completely cleanly (thanks WCW). Other cowardly heels (sup Miz) tend to have a really hrd time winning at PPVs without just pulling on out, like Miz did with orton. But even then Miz was built up as having the brains to pull something like that off.

Del Rio just came off as a mustache twirling cartoon with bags of paper money, which in comparison to Punk Trips REALLY stood out. Cena pointed it out, because Cenas a jerk, but its not like the dissonance wasnt there to be plainly seen.

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claudio is his real name

why doesn't john cena have a funky name

Because Cena debuted at the perfect time when there was no need to repackage everyone with a goofy name.

WWE does not want you to be able to use your name elsewhere when you leave. It just so happened that when Cena debuted, TNA was just debuting as well. There was nowhere else for people to go at the time.

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Updated all-time most World Titles list:

1.) Ric Flair: 16 (8 NWA, 6 WCW, 2 WWE)

2.) Triple H: 13 (8 WWE, 5 WHC)

T3.) Hulk Hogan: 12 (6 WWE, 6 WCW)
T3.) Sting: 12 (6 WCW, 4 TNA, 2 NWA)
T3.) John Cena: 12 (10 WWE, 2 WHC)

T6.) Edge: 11 (7 WHC, 4 WWE)
T6.) Kurt Angle: 11 (5 TNA, 4 WWE, 1 WCW, 1 WHC)

T8.) Verne Gagne: 10 (10 AWA)
T8.) Jeff Jarrett: 10 (6 NWA, 4 WCW)

T10.) The Rock: 9 (7 WWE, 2 WCW)
T10.) Randy Orton: 9 (6 WWE, 3 WHC)

Which means that whenever Orton regains his title, he's gonna knock The Rock off of the Top Ten list entirely for the first time since 2001 when he entered it (back when 6 was good enough to get on).

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I'm hoping that Angle is also subtly manipulating Immortal too, in the end. That would make it all worth it. I just don't like the idea of him working with Immortal when really he has more reason to hate those guys than the rest of the roster. I forgave it at first cause I wasn't convinced he was working with them outright, but the whole "Hogan told me that you let the affair happen Dixie, and now to screw you I'm going to work with my ex-wife and the guy she had an affair with-- HA!" is ridiculously stupid.

Unfortunately I think it's just a product of TNA's "all major heels must work with immortal in some way" mindset.

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Based on Jakyl Calculations, Mark Henry is the 104th person to be a World Champion.

The last 10:
#95: Samoa Joe
#96: CM Punk
#97: Jeff Hardy
#98: Sheamus
#99: Jack Swagger
#100: The Miz
#101: Ken Anderson
#102: Dolph Ziggler
#103: Alberto Del Rio
#104: Mark Henry

Who will be #105?! Can Bobby Roode pull it off? Can Wade Barrett rebound his way into World Title contention? Will Daniel Bryan's cash-in be successful? Will Heath Slater SHOCK THE WORLD?

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