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masterpug53
10/31/23 2:01:12 PM
#201:


"Uh, a dog? Isn't that a tad predictable?"
"In your dreams! We're talking the original dog from Hell!"
"You mean Cerberus?"
*bemused glare*

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_Valigarmanda_
10/31/23 2:11:53 PM
#202:


Probably my favorite Simpsons bit ever:

https://youtu.be/7CsFK060mCA?si=unUO4ybwiJUDDgyG

"Sincerely, Little Girl"

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_Valigarmanda_
11/01/23 3:06:56 PM
#203:


I was making an omelette croissant this morning and this came to mind:

https://youtu.be/WYns5vR3QuQ?si=OUjkihXFGNNE3_wj

"bacon up that sausage, boy"

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_Valigarmanda_
11/01/23 3:15:02 PM
#204:


And if you lose, I'll kill you

https://youtu.be/fQhn_AyrpDI?si=eqc7m8E-auSN8Myq

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_Valigarmanda_
11/01/23 7:14:00 PM
#205:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/13dcd616.jpg

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YugiNoob
11/03/23 2:36:33 PM
#206:


Im gay daddy, Im gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!

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HylianFox
11/03/23 8:08:58 PM
#207:


_Valigarmanda_ posted...
I was making an omelette croissant this morning and this came to mind:

https://youtu.be/WYns5vR3QuQ?si=OUjkihXFGNNE3_wj

"bacon up that sausage, boy"

"What's wrong with my sundaes?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gvJR8qci3E

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WilliamPorygon
11/03/23 11:35:01 PM
#208:


*Homer holds a lottery ticket while watching TV*
Homer: *excitedly* 76... 52... 79!
Marge: "Homer, that's the weather."

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TakashiMifune85
11/03/23 11:46:47 PM
#209:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/57d631ab.jpg

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Daremo
11/03/23 11:49:06 PM
#210:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGK1W4ByQ98

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Daremo
11/03/23 11:50:45 PM
#211:


TakashiMifune85 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/57d631ab.jpg
I really liked that one. That is like one of my all time favourite Simpsons jokes.

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HylianFox
11/04/23 1:12:11 PM
#212:


"Nelson Muntz is a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone!"

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TakashiMifune85
11/04/23 2:33:13 PM
#213:


Daremo posted...
I really liked that one. That is like one of my all time favourite Simpsons jokes.

Mine too. I cant recall the episode that it was from, but I think it was a later one (post-season ten)

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HylianFox
11/04/23 2:36:31 PM
#214:


TakashiMifune85 posted...
Mine too. I cant recall the episode that it was from, but I think it was a later one (post-season ten)

30 Minutes Over Tokyo, last ep of season 10

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-Unowninator-
11/04/23 7:37:15 PM
#215:


TakashiMifune85 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/57d631ab.jpg
I don't get it. Also: https://youtu.be/-46q1IZWI8I

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Villain_S_Fiend
11/04/23 7:45:20 PM
#216:


-Unowninator- posted...
I don't get it.
Rashomon revolves around a number of people having different recollections of a single event.

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WilliamPorygon
11/05/23 10:06:22 PM
#217:


The Simpson story begins back in the old country. I forget which one exactly. My father would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.

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masterpug53
11/05/23 10:06:47 PM
#218:


Success! They're giving in!!
...Blast! I should have made more demands!!

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_____Cait
11/05/23 10:09:23 PM
#219:


-Unowninator- posted...
I don't get it. Also: https://youtu.be/-46q1IZWI8I

Ok i was gonna say this joke goes on too long when it wasnt even funny, like most modern Simpsons, but the last line did make me laugh

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HylianFox
11/05/23 10:10:43 PM
#220:


masterpug53 posted...
Success! They're giving in!!
...Blast! I should have made more demands!!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a948d41.jpg

"Dammit, Bob! There were plenty of brand-new bombs, but you had to go for that retro-'50s charm!"

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Villain_S_Fiend
11/05/23 10:18:25 PM
#221:


That's leprosy for you!

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DanHaren4Ringz
11/05/23 10:20:48 PM
#222:


You know, in another 10-5 years well all be 40-50 year olds and no one will understand any of these references other than us middle agers.
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HylianFox
11/05/23 10:25:43 PM
#223:


DanHaren4Ringz posted...
You know, in another 10-5 years well all be 40-50 year olds and no one will understand any of these references other than us middle agers.

That's okay, I don't get half the shit "kids today" are talking about

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11/06/23 1:02:31 AM
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Euripides
11/06/23 7:12:40 AM
#225:


DanHaren4Ringz posted...
You know, in another 10-5 years well all be 40-50 year olds and no one will understand any of these references other than us middle agers.


Yes......in 10 years......

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WilliamPorygon
11/08/23 4:07:21 PM
#226:


Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin' to the Oldies volumes 1, 2, and 4.

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Villain_S_Fiend
11/08/23 4:55:51 PM
#227:


WilliamPorygon posted...
Ziggy comics
"Ah, Ziggy. Will you ever win?"

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YugiNoob
11/08/23 7:15:39 PM
#228:


The deed is done. 24 years of trying to kill a 10-year-old child have finally paid off!

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masterpug53
11/09/23 12:36:45 AM
#229:


"Friends? Ha! These are my only friends: grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."
"Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls."

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_Valigarmanda_
11/09/23 3:53:37 AM
#230:


Hello, Mr. Thompson

https://youtu.be/Q7K5LSsJN90?si=lpe-XOFMGGulr7l6

Remember now.... your name is Homer Thompson.

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Kamil
11/09/23 3:58:08 AM
#231:


I present you the Jury of the DAMNED!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWUmXoO7QW8

The fucking Flyers lost to to the Sharks at home......oh yeah the bruisers!!!!

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HylianFox
11/09/23 5:38:40 PM
#232:


"Keep firing! Convert the heathens!"

"All right! I got him!"

"Nah, you just winged him. Now he's a Unitarian."

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WilliamPorygon
11/09/23 7:08:53 PM
#233:


"Well dad, here's my report card! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."
"A+? You don't think much of me, do you, boy?
"No sir!"
"You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy."

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YugiNoob
11/09/23 10:16:15 PM
#234:


Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long!

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AgentCoulson
11/09/23 10:21:35 PM
#235:


I did it! I pulled it out! And without any brain dama-dama-dama-DAMA-dama-dama-damage...

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-Unowninator-
11/10/23 12:05:20 AM
#236:


YugiNoob posted...
Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long!
Eat shrimp and die!

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_Valigarmanda_
11/10/23 4:06:02 AM
#237:


https://youtu.be/c06hIXPxvwk?si=t_NryauOrUNiZaYM

We'll take the Spruce Moose!

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HylianFox
11/10/23 5:22:01 PM
#238:


_Valigarmanda_ posted...
https://youtu.be/c06hIXPxvwk?si=t_NryauOrUNiZaYM

We'll take the Spruce Moose!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53fDgTmEUo8

"YERGEDDHAFERDAREDDARARHA!!!"

"Homer, what is it? Slow down!"

"Yer geddha ferda redda rahra."

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HylianFox
11/12/23 4:31:25 PM
#239:


"Jingle Bells... Batman smells... Robin laid an egg... the Batmobile lost its wheel, and the Joker got away.... HEY!"

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WilliamPorygon
11/12/23 5:38:31 PM
#240:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e1798dfa.jpg

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-Unowninator-
11/12/23 8:05:03 PM
#241:


HylianFox posted...
"Jingle Bells... Batman smells... Robin laid an egg... the Batmobile lost its wheel, and the Joker got away.... HEY!"
I don't think that was from the Simpsons. Or is there something I'm missing?

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HylianFox
11/12/23 8:06:54 PM
#242:


-Unowninator- posted...
I don't think that was from the Simpsons. Or is there something I'm missing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZADLxuhWnE

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Euripides
11/12/23 8:30:12 PM
#243:


-Unowninator- posted...
I don't think that was from the Simpsons. Or is there something I'm missing?

It was used in an episode, but its definitely not from the Simpsons

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HylianFox
11/12/23 8:35:21 PM
#244:


Euripides posted...
It was used in an episode, but its definitely not from the Simpsons

Well yeah the actual "Jingle Bells" parody isn't from the Simpsons, but it's 10x funnier when performed by Robert Goulet in a treehouse that doubles as a casino.

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masterpug53
11/12/23 10:09:53 PM
#245:


"What should I do? Should I meditate? Should I give up all my possessions?"
"Are you kidding?! If anything you should have more possessions! You don't even own a computer."

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HylianFox
11/13/23 11:11:01 PM
#246:


"Gavin, don't you already have this game?"

"No Mom, you idiot! I have Bloodstorm and Bonesquad and Bloodstorm II, stupid!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take a Bonestorm."

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_Valigarmanda_
11/14/23 12:01:27 AM
#247:


https://youtu.be/AdHrgApNYWs?si=OSdzZ9918XmpjLLh

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_Valigarmanda_
11/14/23 1:22:37 AM
#248:


HylianFox posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53fDgTmEUo8

"YERGEDDHAFERDAREDDARARHA!!!"

"Homer, what is it? Slow down!"

"Yer geddha ferda redda rahra."

Think before you say each word.

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_Valigarmanda_
11/14/23 1:26:00 AM
#249:


https://youtu.be/kmZ-bJcSTh4?si=DbesXU988wvNeO35

BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED

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Kamil
11/14/23 1:29:43 AM
#250:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e9e26928.jpg

Twas relevant this passing night.

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