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HylianFox 09/30/23 10:11:27 PM #101: |
"I drive a Saturn"
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WilliamPorygon 09/30/23 10:30:39 PM #102: |
*showing Mel Gibson Marge's wedding ring*
"You see this? It symbolizes that she's my property, and I own her!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 09/30/23 10:49:42 PM #103: |
"Why not, they're my kids. I own them!"
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008Zulu 10/01/23 1:10:30 AM #104: |
Kwyjibo; A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin.
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The-19th-Sparta 10/01/23 1:31:33 AM #105: |
Its not a joke, but the topic made me think of the Indiana Jones parody segment.
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HylianFox 10/01/23 1:59:43 AM #106: |
The-19th-Sparta posted...
Its not a joke, but the topic made me think of the Indiana Jones parody segment.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/7/AAN5R1AAE4xx.jpg --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/01/23 8:40:27 AM #107: |
Bart: *Blows up a big tree stump*
Groundskeeper Willie: Well done, boy! Bart: Wait, here comes the mykia Willie: What's a mykia? *Stump falls on Skinner's car* Skinner: My Kia! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Unowninator- 10/01/23 2:37:18 PM #108: |
https://youtu.be/gcpBYDx2dFI
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WilliamPorygon 10/03/23 1:54:01 AM #109: |
"Father McGrath, I thought you were dead!"
"I was!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 10/03/23 2:20:04 AM #110: |
Shut up, Becky!
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masterpug53 10/03/23 9:42:56 AM #111: |
"If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!"
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Naysaspace 10/03/23 10:42:21 AM #112: |
see Marge? who needs a car wash when you can just drive around in the rain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 10/03/23 5:31:01 PM #113: |
"Like, you know, whatever. Like, you know, whatever."
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Villain_S_Fiend 10/03/23 6:10:41 PM #114: |
Bart: "Nothing you say can upset us. We're the Mtv generation."
Lisa: "We feel neither highs nor lows." Homer: "Really? What's it like?" Lisa:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/4/AAMoiAAAE5Yo.jpg --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Unowninator_ 10/03/23 6:38:11 PM #115: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gcpBYDx2dFI&pp=ygUOcmFjaXN0IHB1bXBraW4%3D
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YugiNoob 10/03/23 8:35:42 PM #116: |
Homer: Ah! Its Ray! I see him again! Monster, you dont exist! *Hits him with a chair*
Ray: Hey, no one calls me a monster or questions my existence! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/03/23 8:38:36 PM #117: |
Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.
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YugiNoob 10/03/23 11:00:01 PM #118: |
Ray Patterson: You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you made. You're screwed thank you bye.
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masterpug53 10/03/23 11:06:08 PM #119: |
"But I did successfully get Paul McCartney out of Wings."
"You idiot! He was the most talented one!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/03/23 11:44:23 PM #120: |
YugiNoob posted...
Ray Patterson: You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you made. You're screwed thank you bye.*Sanford and Son theme* --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Naysaspace 10/04/23 6:12:06 AM #121: |
Due to budget cuts, music class will have a two-drink minimum ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARlO 10/04/23 6:19:12 AM #122: |
https://youtu.be/2c6CPXTuouM?feature=shared
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HylianFox 10/05/23 6:15:47 PM #123: |
SpawnShadow posted...
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HylianFox 10/05/23 6:16:38 PM #124: |
YugiNoob posted...
Ray Patterson: You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you made. You're screwed thank you bye. I was *just* thinking of 'Trash of the Titans' the other day and how it's a perfect metaphor for Trump's rise and fall. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 10/06/23 9:26:37 AM #125: |
HylianFox posted...
I was *just* thinking of 'Trash of the Titans' the other day and how it's a perfect metaphor for Trump's rise and fall. Sadly, the only thing in that ep that hasn't aged like wine is Patterson's line "the American public have never tolerated incompetence in their elected officials." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 10/06/23 8:52:46 PM #126: |
"Well son, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
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Darkraiomb 10/06/23 9:08:47 PM #127: |
Holy smokes! You need boobs! *gives money for strippers*
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WilliamPorygon 10/06/23 10:25:24 PM #128: |
*Bart gets an animation cel of Scratchy's arm*
Bart: "Oh, no. I used Dad's credit card to buy this? " Lisa: "Yeesh! How much was it?" Bart: "$350." *Nelson's transparent head appears next to Bart* Nelson: "Ha-ha!" *cut to Nelson convulsing on the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart* Nelson: "Ha... ha... ha..." Apu: "Oh, my God. This boy is having an out-of-body experience. This is very bad for business." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/07/23 4:06:34 PM #129: |
Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot.
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HylianFox 10/07/23 4:11:19 PM #130: |
"I for one, welcome our new insect overlords!"
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YugiNoob 10/09/23 8:28:59 AM #131: |
Homer: Yep. Everything worked out for the best.
Marge: What? Bart is dead! Homer: Well me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back. Marge: The gypsy said it would. Homer: She's not the boss of me. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 10/09/23 3:48:48 PM #132: |
"Dad, that's the water softener!"
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YugiNoob 10/09/23 4:17:36 PM #133: |
HylianFox posted...
"Dad, that's the water softener!"I really liked all three parts in that Treehouse of Horror. Random fun fact: the house was intended to be voiced by Sean Connery. Imagine that lol --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 10/09/23 4:19:25 PM #134: |
YugiNoob posted...
I really liked all three parts in that Treehouse of Horror. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/7/AAN5R1AAE6sH.jpg --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmegaM 10/09/23 8:30:48 PM #135: |
Not old, but did you hear Homer last night say (paraphrased), "Woah, Lisa's even smarter than Old Sheldon!"? I feel I'll be remembering that for a while, though more in a so-dopey-it's-good way. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/09/23 10:05:39 PM #136: |
HylianFox posted...
"Dad, that's the water softener!" *Marge throws the old water heater on a pile of broken water heaters* "Five more water heaters and we get a free water heater!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 10/10/23 11:57:36 AM #137: |
"Walt Whitman?????? I. HATE. YOU. WALT. FREAKING. WHITMAN! Leaves of Grass my ASS!"
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008Zulu 10/10/23 8:57:21 PM #138: |
My cat's breath smells like catfood.
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Villain_S_Fiend 10/10/23 9:42:27 PM #139: |
English side ruined! Must use French instructions! 'Le grill'?! What the hell is that??
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Too_Many_Limes 10/10/23 9:58:18 PM #140: |
"Oh, um...although, you know I-I started my career several years before, uh, Krusty, so you know, I could never really learn anything directly from him...uh, still, I think in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I....uh....uh, all of us, have, uh, have learned from him. You know, that is, by....being a clown on television for....for....for so many years, even, even though many of us, we, we didn't, we didn't watch his show. Th-thank you."
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masterpug53 10/11/23 9:52:29 AM #141: |
"Your old meat made me sick!"
"Oh, I am so sorry! Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp." "...Hey, this shrimp isn't frozen...and it smells funny!" "Ok, ten pounds." "Woo-hoo!" *wee-oo, wee-oo* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fluttershy 10/11/23 9:54:32 AM #142: |
the chuck's feed and seed/sneed joke seems to have caught on with unsavory types for some stupid reason.
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HylianFox 10/11/23 10:39:47 AM #143: |
"NO! Don't remove my British Charm Unit! Without it, I'm just another boorish American lout!"
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HylianFox 10/12/23 6:22:44 PM #144: |
"Come family, let us bask in television's warm glowing warming glow..."
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[deleted] 10/13/23 7:04:50 PM #147: |
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Powdered_Toast 10/13/23 8:38:48 PM #145: |
Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.
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WilliamPorygon 10/13/23 8:48:40 PM #146: |
Homer: "Hey good-lookin', wanna snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex?" *holds his hands limply in front of him and growls and bites*
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HylianFox 10/16/23 11:17:53 PM #148: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/9/AAN5R1AAE8Sf.jpg
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masterpug53 10/17/23 9:55:56 AM #149: |
"You know what's great about you English? Octopussy. I must've seen that movie...twice!"
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YugiNoob 10/18/23 12:55:18 AM #150: |
Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you're the sickest man in the United States. You have EVERYTHING.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia? Doctor: Yes. Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes? Doctor: Yes. Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?! Doctor: A... a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered in you. Mr. Burns: I see. Are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes? --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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