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Esrac
03/02/18 11:04:40 AM
#151:


The Great Muta 22 posted...
The Admiral posted...
FWIW, I wish the U.S. had mandatory post-high school conscription like Israel does also. Just the basic life skills you're taught are valuable, not to mention the discipline and sense of responsibility.


Nah. Of all the ideas we can steal from other nations, the idea of mandatory shit like that isn't one of them. Individualism is something that is a core tenet of our country, we don't need to be pushing people through a "training" program.

And believe me, there's plenty of people, including basically all those in those pictures here, that I'd enjoy seeing go through such a thing simply for the hilarity. But it doesn't mean it's a good idea.


I don't know. I actually would support a mandatory 2 - 4 years of military service out of high school. Particularly if it had a focus on skills training.

Also, ideally, I like to think it would give everyone a common experience and help form a more cohesive society. Everyone would have something in common with everyone else and could approach encounters with some kind of common ground between them. But that may be a little too optimistic of me.
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 11:04:42 AM
#152:


The Admiral posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.


Deadpool_18 posted...
Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?


This guy on 4chan tries to explain it.

HPemU6i


The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating
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The Admiral
03/02/18 11:05:30 AM
#153:


ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Be real: how many pictures do you have with that expression?
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Deadpool_18
03/02/18 11:06:12 AM
#154:


The Admiral posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Be real: how many pictures do you have with that expression?


My guess is all of them.
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Esrac
03/02/18 11:09:45 AM
#155:


The Admiral posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Be real: how many pictures do you have with that expression?


I admit, knowing nothing about Rebel beyond some slight familiarity with his political leanings, I got a chuckle out of this remark.
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 11:13:52 AM
#156:


Deadpool_18 posted...
The Admiral posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Be real: how many pictures do you have with that expression?


My guess is all of them.

None, because I think its a stupid expression. Im just not dumb enough to think it has anything to do with masculinity.

Also im pretty sure Wil Wheaton has been with more women than admiral, the 40 year old who spends his free time lying on backwater video game forums about dating actresses and supermodels
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The Great Muta 22
03/02/18 11:14:21 AM
#157:


ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Come on man, as we all know this is the epitome of masculinity:

Tjvuepx
JIjJbmS
98m0VOt
https://imgur.com/a/j6xhG
bQWsNWX
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adamko
03/02/18 11:14:46 AM
#158:


what the fuck is a soyboy?
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Deadpool_18
03/02/18 11:16:21 AM
#159:


The Great Muta 22 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Come on man, as we all know this is the epitome of masculinity:

Tjvuepx
JIjJbmS
98m0VOt
https://imgur.com/a/j6xhG
bQWsNWX


I can only imagine why the kid in the second photo has a broken nose.
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MangaFan462
03/02/18 11:16:25 AM
#160:


The death of masculinity.
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 11:17:55 AM
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 11:18:37 AM
#162:


Deadpool_18 posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Come on man, as we all know this is the epitome of masculinity:

Tjvuepx
JIjJbmS
98m0VOt
https://imgur.com/a/j6xhG
bQWsNWX


I can only imagine why the kid in the second photo has a broken nose.


Hopefully someone punched him for being an alt-right piece of shit
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The Admiral
03/02/18 11:19:19 AM
#163:


ASithLord7 posted...
Soyboy:
http://vegnews.com/web/uploads/asset/8335/file/VegNews.PatrikBaboumian.png

Paragons of masculinity:
https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cropped_reuters_KKK-800x430.jpg


The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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Questionmarktarius
03/02/18 11:20:16 AM
#164:


The Great Muta 22 posted...
https://imgur.com/a/j6xhG

The hell is going on with the guy on the left?
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Ulyanyx
03/02/18 11:20:56 AM
#165:


wouldn't trust soylent tbh. i remember the creator of it posting about the science behind it on tumblr before they made their own site, it used to be a concentration of everything one might need to eat, that the guy got as chemical compounds (or made, from various things)

now there's really no information as to why it's good for you, or how it replaces a full meal.
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Questionmarktarius
03/02/18 11:25:59 AM
#166:


Ulyanyx posted...
that the guy got as chemical compounds

Everything that exists is a chemical compound, apart from a handful noble gasses.
...or free neutrinos, i guess.
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 11:26:51 AM
#167:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Ulyanyx posted...
that the guy got as chemical compounds

Everything that exists is a chemical compound, apart from a handful noble gasses.

No! Chemicals are bad! Science is the devil!
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Esrac
03/02/18 11:27:04 AM
#168:


Questionmarktarius posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
https://imgur.com/a/j6xhG

The hell is going on with the guy on the left?


He is a secret Jewish lobster doctor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-0FKH6ph3M

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LordRazziel
03/02/18 11:32:42 AM
#169:


ASithLord7 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
The Admiral posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
The alt-right obsession with pseudoscience and pop-psychology is constantly fascinating


Be real: how many pictures do you have with that expression?


My guess is all of them.

None, because I think its a stupid expression. Im just not dumb enough to think it has anything to do with masculinity.

Also im pretty sure Wil Wheaton has been with more women than admiral, the 40 year old who spends his free time lying on backwater video game forums about dating actresses and supermodels

Also, a toothy smile is a sign of aggression in many ape species. It would be inaccurate to say it is a sign of aggression in humans.
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The23rdMagus
03/02/18 1:21:45 PM
#170:


The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?
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The Admiral
03/02/18 1:47:10 PM
#171:


The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?


I should. Could probably start a site reposting salty replies from CE like this for laughs.
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The23rdMagus
03/02/18 1:51:30 PM
#172:


The Admiral posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?


I should. Could probably start a site reposting salty replies from CE like this for laughs.

You could also work in people who can't identify salt as part of the routine. Just saying.
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thelovefist
03/02/18 1:52:09 PM
#173:


The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?

Are you upset at being a virgin?
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The23rdMagus
03/02/18 1:57:52 PM
#174:


thelovefist posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?

Are you upset at being a virgin?

Who?
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C7D
03/02/18 1:58:06 PM
#175:


Are there people on this board defending the inability of certain men to apply a torque of 5 ft*lbs to open a lid? If those men dont have some sort or debilitating illness, they should be truly ashamed.
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 2:04:14 PM
#176:


thelovefist posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?

Are you upset at being a virgin?


Magus has talked about his past girlfriends on here. Admiral makes up stories about dating supermodels. Between the two of them I dont think Magus is the virgin.

Also not sure why you feel the need to defend Admirals honor lol
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The Admiral
03/02/18 2:05:54 PM
#177:


ASithLord7 posted...
thelovefist posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?

Are you upset at being a virgin?


Magus has talked about his past girlfriends on here. Admiral makes up stories about dating supermodels. Between the two of them I dont think Magus is the virgin.

Also not sure why you feel the need to defend Admirals honor lol


Rebel thinks that just because attractive girls won't give him the time of day, everyone else here must be equally pathetic.

Seeing how insecure he is about my dating life is one of the most entertaining parts of this board.
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ASithLord7
03/02/18 2:44:26 PM
#178:


The Admiral posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
thelovefist posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
The Admiral posted...
The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.

I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.

Have you considered a career in comedy?

Are you upset at being a virgin?


Magus has talked about his past girlfriends on here. Admiral makes up stories about dating supermodels. Between the two of them I dont think Magus is the virgin.

Also not sure why you feel the need to defend Admirals honor lol


Rebel thinks that just because attractive girls won't give him the time of day, everyone else here must be equally pathetic.

Seeing how insecure he is about my dating life is one of the most entertaining parts of this board.


I have zero problem getting attractive girls.

Id believe you if you said you had a good looking girlfriend. But you feeling the need to compensate for something by claiming to date models and actresses is such a hilariously blatant lie that it throws anything else you say into doubt
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moose_knuckle
03/02/18 6:20:31 PM
#179:


C7D posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
A plastic cap =/= rusted torqued on bolts


Torque specs for a bottle cap are in the 1-5 ft*lbs range while wheel lug nuts can easily be 100-150 ft*lbs range. Tools are totally reasonable when you multiply the required torque by a factor of 25-50.


No kidding, hence why I said they're not the same. Someone was equating using tools to work on a car with requiring a tool to open a plastic bottle.
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scar the 1
03/02/18 7:42:30 PM
#180:


C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?
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C7D
03/02/18 7:44:13 PM
#181:


scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?


Finger tight for those of us who have taken physics.
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scar the 1
03/02/18 7:44:48 PM
#182:


C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?


Finger tight for those of us who have taken physics.

I took physics with actual units tyvm
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C7D
03/02/18 7:45:53 PM
#183:


scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?


Finger tight for those of us who have taken physics.

I took physics with actual units tyvm


Lol. English units for torque are ft*lbs or N*m for those of you who use metric.
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scar the 1
03/03/18 3:16:20 AM
#184:


C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?


Finger tight for those of us who have taken physics.

I took physics with actual units tyvm


Lol. English units for torque are ft*lbs or N*m for those of you who use metric.

Yeah my comment was just a jab at you for using beta sjw cuck soyboy units
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shnangyboos
03/03/18 3:25:22 AM
#185:


moose_knuckle posted...
C7D posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
A plastic cap =/= rusted torqued on bolts


Torque specs for a bottle cap are in the 1-5 ft*lbs range while wheel lug nuts can easily be 100-150 ft*lbs range. Tools are totally reasonable when you multiply the required torque by a factor of 25-50.


No kidding, hence why I said they're not the same. Someone was equating using tools to work on a car with requiring a tool to open a plastic bottle.


I actually wasn't.
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The Admiral
03/03/18 10:29:26 AM
#186:


C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?


Finger tight for those of us who have taken physics.

I took physics with actual units tyvm


Lol. English units for torque are ft*lbs or N*m for those of you who use metric.


FWIW, this topic made me take a quick refresher of torque from my old physics classes, since I hadn't used it in quite a while.
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C7D
03/03/18 10:30:02 AM
#187:


scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
scar the 1 posted...
C7D posted...
5 ft*lbs

Who's the what now?


Finger tight for those of us who have taken physics.

I took physics with actual units tyvm


Lol. English units for torque are ft*lbs or N*m for those of you who use metric.

Yeah my comment was just a jab at you for using beta sjw cuck soyboy units


Darn, I guess my job as a chemical engineer must make me super beta. Better quit now before I develop man boobs.
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scar the 1
03/03/18 10:39:34 AM
#188:


C7D posted...
Darn, I guess my job as a chemical engineer must make me super beta. Better quit now before I develop man boobs.

yeah suck it
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