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thanosibe 03/01/18 3:16:34 PM #101:	Funbazooka posted... --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:896999662] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/01/18 3:17:08 PM #102:	Letron_James posted... Esrac posted... moose_knuckle posted... Esrac posted... Funbazooka posted... I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like. A frail, emasculated beta cuck? I guess, if you want to use that terminology. He just looks like the type of dweeb who would either let his lady bang another dude and willingly raise the child when she gets knocked up or shack up with a single mother because he couldn't get a woman to have his own children. Perhaps they adopted the child? In serious talk, that is a possibility. Yeah. But in funny shit talk, come on, look at that guy. He's such a dweeby neckbeard that even I kinda want to beat him up and take his lunch money. He looks like what you'd think the stereotypical "beta cuck" would look like. If nothing else, she is easily out of his league. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:896999693] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Letron_James posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>moose_knuckle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.</quote> A frail, emasculated beta cuck?</quote> I guess, if you want to use that terminology. He just looks like the type of dweeb who would either let his lady bang another dude and willingly raise the child when she gets knocked up or shack up with a single mother because he couldn't get a woman to have his own children.</quote> Perhaps they adopted the child?</quote> In serious talk, that is a possibility. Yeah. But in funny shit talk, come on, look at that guy. He's such a dweeby neckbeard that even I kinda want to beat him up and take his lunch money. He looks like what you'd think the stereotypical "beta cuck" would look like. If nothing else, she is easily out of his league.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 03/01/18 3:19:16 PM #103:	Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they? --- I'll defend any man's Funbazooka! <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:896999806] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 03/01/18 3:22:06 PM #105:	GregShmedley posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Funbazooka posted... well this isnt racist at all eyeroll Do tell how it is, please. Haven't you been paying attention? Diff'rent Stokes and Webster are the epitome of white patriarchal racism now. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:896999980] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote></quote> well this isnt racist at all</quote> eyeroll Do tell how it is, please.</quote> Haven't you been paying attention? Diff'rent Stokes and Webster are the epitome of white patriarchal racism now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 03/01/18 3:23:40 PM #106:	why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:897000067] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/01/18 3:25:39 PM #107:	Romulox28 posted... why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:897000167] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open </quote> It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaverickXeo 03/01/18 3:26:25 PM #108:	Funbazooka posted... Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they? It is actually more common, especially given how it is much easier to adopt a 'foreign' child than it is to adopt a child from within your own country. Could be a foster child, though, as well. --- --- MaverickXeo --- <cite>MaverickXeo posted [p:897000203] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote>Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they?</quote> It is actually more common, especially given how it is much easier to adopt a 'foreign' child than it is to adopt a child from within your own country. Could be a foster child, though, as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/01/18 3:27:50 PM #109:	MaverickXeo posted... Funbazooka posted... Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they? It is actually more common, especially given how it is much easier to adopt a 'foreign' child than it is to adopt a child from within your own country. Could be a foster child, though, as well. ...which isn't likely to continue, if the screeches of "racism" do. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:897000289] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>MaverickXeo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote>Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they?</quote> It is actually more common, especially given how it is much easier to adopt a 'foreign' child than it is to adopt a child from within your own country. Could be a foster child, though, as well.</quote> ...which isn't likely to continue, if the screeches of "racism" do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaverickXeo 03/01/18 3:29:14 PM #110:	Questionmarktarius posted... MaverickXeo posted... Funbazooka posted... Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they? It is actually more common, especially given how it is much easier to adopt a 'foreign' child than it is to adopt a child from within your own country. Could be a foster child, though, as well. ...which isn't likely to continue, if the screeches of "racism" do. It also could be considered 'racist' NOT to adopt a minority. Either way, we are 'racist' no matter what we do. --- --- MaverickXeo --- <cite>MaverickXeo posted [p:897000365] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MaverickXeo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote>Couples usually don't adopt children of a different race, do they?</quote> It is actually more common, especially given how it is much easier to adopt a 'foreign' child than it is to adopt a child from within your own country. Could be a foster child, though, as well.</quote> ...which isn't likely to continue, if the screeches of "racism" do.</quote> It also could be considered 'racist' NOT to adopt a minority. Either way, we are 'racist' no matter what we do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/01/18 3:38:33 PM #111:	Giant_Aspirin posted... Esrac posted... Funbazooka posted... I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like. what if that baby was adopted Like I said in another post, if I'm being serious, that is totally a possibility. Sure. But the alternative is way funnier. Especially because he looks like such a walking stereotype. Nerdy, chubby guy with an awkward smile, squinty eyes, and a thick neckbeard? Doesn't even have an arm around the woman? Fucking ninja turtles t-shirt, cargo shorts, and sandles? Wife is like an 8/10? Something doesn't match up in this scene. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897000899] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.</quote> what if that baby was adopted</quote> Like I said in another post, if I'm being serious, that is totally a possibility. Sure. But the alternative is way funnier. Especially because he looks like such a walking stereotype. Nerdy, chubby guy with an awkward smile, squinty eyes, and a thick neckbeard? Doesn't even have an arm around the woman? Fucking ninja turtles t-shirt, cargo shorts, and sandles? Wife is like an 8/10? Something doesn't match up in this scene.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/01/18 3:40:07 PM #112:	Romulox28 posted... why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open I laughed. But then I kinda felt bad just because I think I see Jesse Cox in the middle there. And he's alright on the Co-optional Podcast. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897001006] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>why do soyboys always got to take pictures with their mouths open </quote> I laughed. But then I kinda felt bad just because I think I see Jesse Cox in the middle there. And he's alright on the Co-optional Podcast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
moose_knuckle 03/01/18 5:47:49 PM #113:	Esrac posted... moose_knuckle posted... Esrac posted... Funbazooka posted... I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like. A frail, emasculated beta cuck? I guess, if you want to use that terminology. He just looks like the type of dweeb who would either let his lady bang another dude and willingly raise the child when she gets knocked up or shack up with a single mother because he couldn't get a woman to have his own children. That first one is the epitome of the terminology --- http://www.INFOWARS.com <cite>moose_knuckle posted [p:897008008] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>moose_knuckle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.</quote> A frail, emasculated beta cuck?</quote> I guess, if you want to use that terminology. He just looks like the type of dweeb who would either let his lady bang another dude and willingly raise the child when she gets knocked up or shack up with a single mother because he couldn't get a woman to have his own children.</quote> That first one is the epitome of the terminology</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 03/01/18 6:46:01 PM #114:	Funbazooka posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Funbazooka posted... well this isnt racist at all It isn't racist for white people to raise black children. That's the opposite of racism. I love the meme where you pretend not to know what people are talking about when you get called out on your bullshit --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m dont lose your wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:897011100] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote></quote> well this isnt racist at all</quote> It isn't racist for white people to raise black children. That's the opposite of racism.</quote> I love the meme where you pretend not to know what people are talking about when you get called out on your bullshit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 03/01/18 6:59:51 PM #115:	I love the meme where you believe your imagination is reality. I'd say that you're misconstruing me but I didn't even comment nor imply anything in the first place. Whatever's left is completely up to you. That's on you. --- I'll defend any man's Funbazooka! <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:897011873] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>I love the meme where you believe your imagination is reality. I'd say that you're misconstruing me but I didn't even comment nor imply anything in the first place. Whatever's left is completely up to you. That's on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeonesAlt 03/01/18 7:02:31 PM #116:	Anyone notice how there's a pretty huge correlation between people who make fun of the appearance of others and people too afraid to post their pictures on CE? --- But Whose? <cite>SomeonesAlt posted [p:897012024] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>Anyone notice how there's a pretty huge correlation between people who make fun of the appearance of others and people too afraid to post their pictures on CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The23rdMagus 03/02/18 12:58:04 AM #118:	Balnazarr posted... Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. spanky1 posted... Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there. You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic. Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey <cite>The23rdMagus posted [p:897028999] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Balnazarr posted...</cite> <quote>Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. <cite>spanky1 posted...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there.</quote> You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic.</quote> Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 03/02/18 1:42:05 AM #120:	Did not know inventing tools was a masculine thing. Then again, the picture in the OP is literally ridiculing using a tool to open the thing. --- Everything has an end, except for the sausage. It has two. <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:897030499] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>Did not know inventing tools was a masculine thing. Then again, the picture in the OP is literally ridiculing using a tool to open the thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus 03/02/18 1:42:44 AM #121:	16-BITTER posted... The23rdMagus posted... Balnazarr posted... Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. spanky1 posted... Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there. You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic. Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity. I think the idea is that a masculine individual would have found a way to open it instead of giving up. Physical strength isn't the only factor, men invented tools to aid them. There's also a basic middle school science trick to open shit like this that I thought everyone knew. Yet a "Real Man" wouldn't need a tool to open something, just brute force. At least that's the vibe I'm getting. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey <cite>The23rdMagus posted [p:897030527] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>16-BITTER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The23rdMagus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Balnazarr posted...</cite> <quote>Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. <cite>spanky1 posted...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there.</quote> You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic.</quote> Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity.</quote> I think the idea is that a masculine individual would have found a way to open it instead of giving up. Physical strength isn't the only factor, men invented tools to aid them. There's also a basic middle school science trick to open shit like this that I thought everyone knew.</quote> Yet a "Real Man" wouldn't need a tool to open something, just brute force. At least that's the vibe I'm getting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 03/02/18 1:47:07 AM #122:	The23rdMagus posted... 16-BITTER posted... The23rdMagus posted... Balnazarr posted... Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. spanky1 posted... Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there. You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic. Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity. I think the idea is that a masculine individual would have found a way to open it instead of giving up. Physical strength isn't the only factor, men invented tools to aid them. There's also a basic middle school science trick to open shit like this that I thought everyone knew. Yet a "Real Man" wouldn't need a tool to open something, just brute force. At least that's the vibe I'm getting. I mean, working on cars is seen as masculine, but you couldn't do it without tools. Edit: Have to point out that the guy in the story got a tool to do the job. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:897030641] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The23rdMagus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>16-BITTER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The23rdMagus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Balnazarr posted...</cite> <quote>Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. <cite>spanky1 posted...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there.</quote> You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic.</quote> Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity.</quote> I think the idea is that a masculine individual would have found a way to open it instead of giving up. Physical strength isn't the only factor, men invented tools to aid them. There's also a basic middle school science trick to open shit like this that I thought everyone knew.</quote> Yet a "Real Man" wouldn't need a tool to open something, just brute force. At least that's the vibe I'm getting.</quote> I mean, working on cars is seen as masculine, but you couldn't do it without tools. Edit: Have to point out that the guy in the story got a tool to do the job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
moose_knuckle 03/02/18 10:10:51 AM #123:	A plastic cap =/= rusted torqued on bolts --- http://www.INFOWARS.com <cite>moose_knuckle posted [p:897043339] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>A plastic cap =/= rusted torqued on bolts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/02/18 10:15:33 AM #124:	The23rdMagus posted... 16-BITTER posted... The23rdMagus posted... Balnazarr posted... Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. spanky1 posted... Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there. You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic. Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity. I think the idea is that a masculine individual would have found a way to open it instead of giving up. Physical strength isn't the only factor, men invented tools to aid them. There's also a basic middle school science trick to open shit like this that I thought everyone knew. Yet a "Real Man" wouldn't need a tool to open something, just brute force. At least that's the vibe I'm getting. You got it. If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897043578] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The23rdMagus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>16-BITTER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The23rdMagus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Balnazarr posted...</cite> <quote>Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle. <cite>spanky1 posted...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there.</quote> You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic.</quote> Please explain to me the correlation between physical strength and masculinity.</quote> I think the idea is that a masculine individual would have found a way to open it instead of giving up. Physical strength isn't the only factor, men invented tools to aid them. There's also a basic middle school science trick to open shit like this that I thought everyone knew.</quote> Yet a "Real Man" wouldn't need a tool to open something, just brute force. At least that's the vibe I'm getting.</quote> You got it. If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/02/18 10:21:05 AM #125:	Esrac posted... If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Churchkey01.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:897043833] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy.</quote> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Churchkey01.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/02/18 10:24:56 AM #126:	Questionmarktarius posted... Esrac posted... If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Churchkey01.jpg Well played. I should've been more specific and said twisted-on caps. Since they are literally designed to be opened barehanded. But still, I think most dudes can pop off a bottle cap without a bottle opener. Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897043992] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy.</quote> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Churchkey01.jpg</quote> Well played. I should've been more specific and said twisted-on caps. Since they are literally designed to be opened barehanded. But still, I think most dudes can pop off a bottle cap without a bottle opener. Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 03/02/18 10:26:07 AM #127:	The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man. I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:897044030] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man. I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/02/18 10:28:08 AM #128:	Esrac posted... Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead. That involves wine though, which doesn't help much against the "pussy" argument. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:897044121] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead.</quote> That involves wine though, which doesn't help much against the "pussy" argument.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FursonaNonGrata 03/02/18 10:29:06 AM #129:	The Admiral posted... The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with a an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man. Oh my god lmao. Someone please save this. <cite>FursonaNonGrata posted [p:897044160] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with a an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.</quote> Oh my god lmao. Someone please save this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 03/02/18 10:29:46 AM #130:	FursonaNonGrata posted... The Admiral posted... The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with a an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man. Oh my god lmao. Someone please save this. Goes right along with his stories about dating b-list actresses and supermodels that most of CE has heard of --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:897044197] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>FursonaNonGrata posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with a an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man.</quote> Oh my god lmao. Someone please save this.</quote> Goes right along with his stories about dating b-list actresses and supermodels that most of CE has heard of</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 03/02/18 10:30:09 AM #131:	The Admiral posted... The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man. I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way. Then why do you need to use dating apps? :-/ --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXezjbuzh14 <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:897044216] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>The proliferation of guys like this has made it so much easier for traditionally masculine/non-pussy guys to get laid. I've gone out with girls after they've dated some hipster d-bags like that, and they couldn't be any more excited to be with an actual guy. Even left-leaning women still want a real man. I have no clue how any self-respecting man can behave this way.</quote> Then why do you need to use dating apps? :-/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/02/18 10:31:33 AM #132:	Questionmarktarius posted... Esrac posted... Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead. That involves wine though, which doesn't help much against the "pussy" argument. Good point. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897044270] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead.</quote> That involves wine though, which doesn't help much against the "pussy" argument.</quote> Good point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 03/02/18 10:33:31 AM #133:	Funbazooka posted... QUEEN of the soyboys Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo? --- We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:897044361] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funbazooka posted...</cite> <quote>QUEEN of the soyboys </quote> Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 03/02/18 10:33:46 AM #134:	Esrac posted... Questionmarktarius posted... Esrac posted... Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead. That involves wine though, which doesn't help much against the "pussy" argument. Good point. Real men clearly break the bottle of wine open at the tip and drink it directly from the bottle, screw the shards of glass --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXezjbuzh14 <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:897044371] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead.</quote> That involves wine though, which doesn't help much against the "pussy" argument.</quote> Good point.</quote> Real men clearly break the bottle of wine open at the tip and drink it directly from the bottle, screw the shards of glass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/02/18 10:35:24 AM #135:	The Great Muta 22 posted... Real men clearly break the bottle of wine open at the tip and drink it directly from the bottle, screw the shards of glass What? No. Just get the wine that comes in a box. There's a simple valve mechanism on it. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:897044460] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Great Muta 22 posted...</cite> <quote>Real men clearly break the bottle of wine open at the tip and drink it directly from the bottle, screw the shards of glass</quote> What? No. Just get the wine that comes in a box. There's a simple valve mechanism on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 03/02/18 10:37:52 AM #136:	Esrac posted... Questionmarktarius posted... Esrac posted... If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Churchkey01.jpg Well played. I should've been more specific and said twisted-on caps. Since they are literally designed to be opened barehanded. But still, I think most dudes can pop off a bottle cap without a bottle opener. Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead. If its not a twist top I still need a lighter or a sturdy surface. --- We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:897044595] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>If he needs a specialized tool to open a drinking bottle, he's probably kind of a pussy.</quote> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Churchkey01.jpg</quote> Well played. I should've been more specific and said twisted-on caps. Since they are literally designed to be opened barehanded. But still, I think most dudes can pop off a bottle cap without a bottle opener. Should have posted a picture of a corkscrew instead.</quote> If its not a twist top I still need a lighter or a sturdy surface.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 03/02/18 10:39:25 AM #137:	Questionmarktarius posted... It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters. Deadpool_18 posted... Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo? This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:897044684] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.</quote> <cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?</quote> This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 03/02/18 10:39:27 AM #138:	Questionmarktarius posted... The Great Muta 22 posted... Real men clearly break the bottle of wine open at the tip and drink it directly from the bottle, screw the shards of glass What? No. Just get the wine that comes in a box. There's a simple valve mechanism on it. Take your boxed wine back to your mothers shoe closet. --- We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:897044687] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Great Muta 22 posted...</cite> <quote>Real men clearly break the bottle of wine open at the tip and drink it directly from the bottle, screw the shards of glass</quote> What? No. Just get the wine that comes in a box. There's a simple valve mechanism on it.</quote> Take your boxed wine back to your mothers shoe closet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 03/02/18 10:40:26 AM #139:	The Admiral posted... Questionmarktarius posted... It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters. Deadpool_18 posted... Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo? This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. Thats interesting --- We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:897044729] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.</quote> <cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?</quote> This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. </quote> Thats interesting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C7D 03/02/18 10:44:34 AM #140:	moose_knuckle posted... A plastic cap =/= rusted torqued on bolts Torque specs for a bottle cap are in the 1-5 ftlbs range while wheel lug nuts can easily be 100-150 ftlbs range. Tools are totally reasonable when you multiply the required torque by a factor of 25-50. --- Polite fiction is still fictitious even when no one is offended. <cite>C7D posted [p:897044932] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>moose_knuckle posted...</cite> <quote>A plastic cap =/= rusted torqued on bolts</quote> Torque specs for a bottle cap are in the 1-5 ftlbs range while wheel lug nuts can easily be 100-150 ftlbs range. Tools are totally reasonable when you multiply the required torque by a factor of 25-50.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/02/18 10:48:56 AM #141:	Deadpool_18 posted... The Admiral posted... Questionmarktarius posted... It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters. Deadpool_18 posted... Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo? This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. Thats interesting I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money". --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897045157] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.</quote> <cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?</quote> This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. </quote> Thats interesting</quote> I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingCrabCake 03/02/18 10:50:30 AM #142:	Manocheese posted... Sad! I feel like majority of the anti-gun posters own this --- [Your sig sucks] Waaaaah <cite>KingCrabCake posted [p:897045222] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote> Sad!</quote> I feel like majority of the anti-gun posters own this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 03/02/18 10:50:39 AM #143:	How to open a bottle like a real man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OEOHqrA-fA --- https://i.imgur.com/akpEP6p.gif https://i.imgur.com/hVRNKNs.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:897045228] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>How to open a bottle like a real man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OEOHqrA-fA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balnazarr 03/02/18 10:51:39 AM #144:	Esrac posted... Deadpool_18 posted... The Admiral posted... Questionmarktarius posted... It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters. Deadpool_18 posted... Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo? This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. Thats interesting I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money". People like this are terrible people and a reason why I fear for Americas future. If i caught my kid dressing up like this I'd disown him. Real men don't do this, real men wear sports clothes or plain shirts. <cite>Balnazarr posted [p:897045287] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.</quote> <cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?</quote> This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. </quote> Thats interesting</quote> I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money".</quote> People like this are terrible people and a reason why I fear for Americas future. If i caught my kid dressing up like this I'd disown him. Real men don't do this, real men wear sports clothes or plain shirts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 03/02/18 10:51:53 AM #145:	KingCrabCake posted... I feel like majority of the anti-gun posters own this Definitely this NYDN writer would http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201 What is it like to fire an AR-15? Its horrifying, menacing and very very loud It felt to me like a bazooka and sounded like a cannon. One day after 49 people were killed in the Orlando shooting, I traveled to Philadelphia to better understand the firepower of military-style weapons and, hopefully, explain their appeal to gun lovers. But mostly, I was just terrified. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:897045304] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>KingCrabCake posted...</cite> <quote>I feel like majority of the anti-gun posters own this</quote> Definitely this NYDN writer would http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201 <quote>What is it like to fire an AR-15? Its horrifying, menacing and very very loud It felt to me like a bazooka and sounded like a cannon. One day after 49 people were killed in the Orlando shooting, I traveled to Philadelphia to better understand the firepower of military-style weapons and, hopefully, explain their appeal to gun lovers. But mostly, I was just terrified.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 03/02/18 10:52:00 AM #146:	Esrac posted... I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money". To be fair, I feel the same way about about 90% of the posters on /pol/ or whenever I see pictures of actual alt-righters --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXezjbuzh14 <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:897045308] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote>I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money". </quote> To be fair, I feel the same way about about 90% of the posters on /pol/ or whenever I see pictures of actual alt-righters</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 03/02/18 10:54:26 AM #147:	FWIW, I wish the U.S. had mandatory post-high school conscription like Israel does also. Just the basic life skills you're taught are valuable, not to mention the discipline and sense of responsibility. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:897045421] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>FWIW, I wish the U.S. had mandatory post-high school conscription like Israel does also. Just the basic life skills you're taught are valuable, not to mention the discipline and sense of responsibility.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 03/02/18 10:57:36 AM #148:	Right now I'm imaging a bunch of CEmen deriving a deep sense of satisfaction in their masculinity because they opened a jar. You guys crack me up. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:897045577] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote>Right now I'm imaging a bunch of CEmen deriving a deep sense of satisfaction in their masculinity because they opened a jar. You guys crack me up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 03/02/18 10:58:20 AM #149:	The Admiral posted... FWIW, I wish the U.S. had mandatory post-high school conscription like Israel does also. Just the basic life skills you're taught are valuable, not to mention the discipline and sense of responsibility. Nah. Of all the ideas we can steal from other nations, the idea of mandatory shit like that isn't one of them. Individualism is something that is a core tenet of our country, we don't need to be pushing people through a "training" program. And believe me, there's plenty of people, including basically all those in those pictures here, that I'd enjoy seeing go through such a thing simply for the hilarity. But it doesn't mean it's a good idea. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXezjbuzh14 <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:897045612] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote>FWIW, I wish the U.S. had mandatory post-high school conscription like Israel does also. Just the basic life skills you're taught are valuable, not to mention the discipline and sense of responsibility.</quote> Nah. Of all the ideas we can steal from other nations, the idea of mandatory shit like that isn't one of them. Individualism is something that is a core tenet of our country, we don't need to be pushing people through a "training" program. And believe me, there's plenty of people, including basically all those in those pictures here, that I'd enjoy seeing go through such a thing simply for the hilarity. But it doesn't mean it's a good idea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 03/02/18 10:59:16 AM #150:	Balnazarr posted... Esrac posted... Deadpool_18 posted... The Admiral posted... Questionmarktarius posted... It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters. Deadpool_18 posted... Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo? This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. Thats interesting I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money". People like this are terrible people and a reason why I fear for Americas future. If i caught my kid dressing up like this I'd disown him. Real men don't do this, real men wear sports clothes or plain shirts. I'm especially thinking that douchey looking guy in the blue shirt on the upper left. Of the guy with the scraggly wizard beard who is super excited by a children's breakfast cereal (or as he might call it: bait). Come to think of it, there are a lot of goony beardmen in that picture. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:897045666] in Soyboys st... [t:76358682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Balnazarr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The Admiral posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>It's just the rough equivalent of duckface for fat guys and hipsters.</quote> <cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is his mouth open in every single photo?</quote> This guy on 4chan tries to explain it. </quote> Thats interesting</quote> I think these pictures reinforce my opinion that we should have some mandatory military service. Can't put my finger on it, but something about these guys screams "take my lunch money".</quote> People like this are terrible people and a reason why I fear for Americas future. If i caught my kid dressing up like this I'd disown him. Real men don't do this, real men wear sports clothes or plain shirts.</quote> I'm especially thinking that douchey looking guy in the blue shirt on the upper left. Of the guy with the scraggly wizard beard who is super excited by a children's breakfast cereal (or as he might call it: bait). Come to think of it, there are a lot of goony beardmen in that picture.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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