Current Events > Soyboys struggling to open plastic bottles

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Sad!
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'why Trump won
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Is this the real life
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The last real men died off during WW2
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lmao

Imagine being a man and asking another man at work to open a bottle for you.
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LethalAffinity posted...

The last real men died off during WW2

That's insulting to Vietnam War veterans, Iraq War veterans, Afghanistan War veterans like me, etc.
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MabusIncarnate posted...

lmao

Imagine being a man and asking another man at work to open a bottle for you.

This, holy shit.
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Jeez. How small are this dude's hands and how weak is his grip.
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fake
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Lmao
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Funbazooka posted...

Why do they always look the same
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Funbazooka posted...

I want to throw a brick directly at his nose to see which breaks first, the brick or his nose.
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Funbazooka posted...

I don't know why this meme is so funny.
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Masturbating at least once a day, 7 days a week will build up that hand strength.
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QUEEN of the soyboys


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EnragedSlith posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

lmao

Imagine being a man and asking another man at work to open a bottle for you.

This, holy shit.

No kidding. How much shame do you think that brings to a man's family?

LethalAffinity posted...

Funbazooka posted...

Why do they always look the same

Is it possible to look more like a stereotypical hipster dipshit?
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Having worked in a kitchen I'll admit that some of the hardest things I've done at work is opening jars. Some of them are a real bitch to pop open.
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Sidenote:

Soylent Cacao taste freaking good
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I know you alt-righters are frothing at the mouth to stick it to lefites, but imagine actually believing this.
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I still haven't really figured out what soyboy is supposed to mean, or why it's an insult. Can someone explain where this comes from?
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scar the 1 posted...

I still haven't really figured out what soyboy is supposed to mean, or why it's an insult. Can someone explain where this comes from?

It is based on the assumption that consuming soy based products makes you "less of a man"
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scar the 1 posted...

I still haven't really figured out what soyboy is supposed to mean, or why it's an insult. Can someone explain where this comes from?

Soy contains estrogen, a female sex hormone.
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scar the 1 posted...

I still haven't really figured out what soyboy is supposed to mean, or why it's an insult. Can someone explain where this comes from?

It's a man with extremely low testosterone

@Lonestar2000 posted...

I know you alt-righters are frothing at the mouth to stick it to lefites, but imagine actually believing this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/7yxkjq/i_legitimately_hurt_my_hand_trying_to_get_the/

Here is a link to the actual reddit thread. To be fair, the topic creator isn't the only person in that thread talking about how hard a time they have opening those bottles.

Which isn't surprising at all.
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scar the 1 posted...

I still haven't really figured out what soyboy is supposed to mean, or why it's an insult. Can someone explain where this comes from?

From Urban Dictionary:

Soy Boy
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist
Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win.
Man 2: Shut the fuck up, soy boy.

Basically, a synonym for calling a guy a "pussy".
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Funbazooka posted...

QUEEN of the soyboys

The definition of a punchable face
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And equally as nonsensical.

Reminds me that I could probably use a grippier opener. If only they made one for stubborn cocktail shakers...
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Delta_F14 posted...

Soy contains estrogen, a female sex hormone.

No it doesn't. It contains phytoestrogens which are similar to estrogen but aren't proven to have any effect on the human body expect at unrealistically high doses.

Esrac posted...

@Lonestar2000 posted...

I know you alt-righters are frothing at the mouth to stick it to lefites, but imagine actually believing this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/7yxkjq/i_legitimately_hurt_my_hand_trying_to_get_the/

Here is a link to the actual reddit thread. To be fair, the topic creator isn't the only person in that thread talking about how hard a time they have opening those bottles.

Which isn't surprising at all.

Huh. That's weird. I'm still going through some older stock of Soylent, so I haven't seen the newer square-ish bottles yet, but the round ones don't pose a problem at all.
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Soy shit also tastes like shit, and that's very important to me
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Sometimes I hurt my hand when trying to open tight bottles (especially the ones with the spiky caps), but that doesn't mean I'm just gonna puss out and let that plastic/glass fucker win. I come back for round two!
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JE19426 posted...

No it doesn't. It contains phytoestrogens which are similar to estrogen but aren't proven* to have any effect on the human body expect at unrealistically high doses.

*studies brought to you by agencies hired by the soy industry.

anyone with decent knowledge of biochemistry can easily deduce the effects of a male frequently ingesting estrogen analogues/mimickers.

Alright, thanks guys. Soyboy seems far dumber than even cuck lmao
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hypnoticspector posted...

JE19426 posted...

No it doesn't. It contains phytoestrogens which are similar to estrogen but aren't proven* to have any effect on the human body expect at unrealistically high doses.

*studies brought to you by agencies hired by the soy industry.

anyone with decent knowledge of biochemistry can easily deduce the effects of a male frequently ingesting estrogen analogues/mimickers.

Provided they have sufficient amounts of confirmation bias, they can deduce anything they want.

Or they can actually have a study that analyzes the effects, so the data can speak for itself.
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hypnoticspector posted...

*studies brought to you by agencies hired by the soy industry.

Wrong.

anyone with decent knowledge of biochemistry can easily deduce the effects of a male frequently ingesting estrogen analogues/mimickers.

Deducing something doesn't really mean much. Anyone with decent knowledge of biochemistry (or any science) should know that deductions must be tested.

Just a reminder this is a meme don't take it too seriou-



...Oh

Those are the Buzzfeed guys with dangerously low levels of testosterone.

Wold you ever suspect it just by looking at them?!
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this topic reminds me that i need to get some jalopeno's. 3 jars this time.

2 jars almost made it through to the end of the month, needs it for burgers and sandwiches.
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Funbazooka posted...

...Nigel Thornberry?
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"i call people soyboys because it makes me feel better about my NEET life and my precious virginity"
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idk man sometimes jars are hard to open

I dont think I've ever had trouble with plastic bottles tho
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Calling someone a soyboy, sadder.
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Funbazooka posted...

don't hate on cleaning up your eyebrows
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Imagine being cuckolded by a bottle opener.

Soycucks
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prince_leo posted...

Funbazooka posted...

don't hate on cleaning up your eyebrows

plucking your own eyebrows = soyboy

getting some chick to do it for free = chad
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Left hand on the cap
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Theres a metaphor in that bottle cap. Im too lazy to conjure it.
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Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there.
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