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HydraSlayer82
02/26/18 5:41:42 PM
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I can understand having trouble opening a jar but a plastic bottle... come on now.
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Questionmarktarius
02/26/18 5:42:12 PM
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prettyprincess
02/26/18 6:16:16 PM
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I fucked my hand on one of those cheap champagne plastic corks the other day
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IllegalAlien
02/26/18 6:25:49 PM
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Soylent bottles are hard to open.
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SomeonesAlt
02/26/18 6:27:15 PM
#60:


GregShmedley posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
LethalAffinity posted...
Funbazooka posted...
mafI94k


Why do they always look the same


alt-righters/redpillers hardly look any different

none of the people who call others soyboys are paragons of masculinity

they're watching loli anime and comparing 2d waifus and making memes lol


What an odd time to deflect....

I mean, he's not wrong. People who use the term "soyboy" are often fat or scrawny people themselves. It's projection.
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The23rdMagus
02/26/18 6:27:39 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
The fact that an inoffensive sounding slur like "soyboy" is so upsetting to certain people is proof of its effectiveness as a perjorative.

It's upsetting? It's just another nonsensical annoyance.
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Garioshi
02/26/18 6:29:08 PM
#62:


Poorly produced plastic caps can be an absolute bitch to open. There's no shame in getting a bottle opener.
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creativerealms
02/26/18 6:58:25 PM
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Soyboy upsets no one its too pathetic and hurts only the people who use it.
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FomTumbled
02/26/18 6:59:56 PM
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Soyboys are old news

Todays epidemic is soylibs, they must be stopped
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FightingGames
02/26/18 7:09:01 PM
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the secret to opening stuck lids is to use your palm and press into the side of the lid while turning
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refmon
02/26/18 7:12:42 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
f7hCHqj

Just a reminder this is a meme don't take it too seriou-

4IwY9Is

...Oh

Those are the Buzzfeed guys with dangerously low levels of testosterone.

Wold you ever suspect it just by looking at them?!

yikes
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CanuckCowboy
02/26/18 7:21:43 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Soy shit also tastes like shit, and that's very important to me


I'm pretty sure shit tastes like shit no matter what good stuffs we're consumed to make up said shit.

Granted I haven't eaten shit so....
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Payzmaykr
02/26/18 7:23:13 PM
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Is nobody else slightly perturbed by this soylent stuff? Im good on eating people.
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VectorChaos
02/26/18 7:25:53 PM
#72:


If you buy that and you're not a frail old man you need to go downtown and turn in your penis.
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prettyprincess
02/26/18 7:28:40 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
The fact that an inoffensive sounding slur like "soyboy" is so upsetting to certain people is proof of its effectiveness as a perjorative.

weirder that you value pejoratives like this
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The23rdMagus
02/26/18 7:35:09 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Is nobody else slightly perturbed by this soylent stuff? Im good on eating people.

It makes for a pretty decent lunch at work when the weather's cruddy.
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legendarylemur
02/26/18 9:38:26 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
legendarylemur posted...
Soy shit also tastes like shit, and that's very important to me


I'm pretty sure shit tastes like shit no matter what good stuffs we're consumed to make up said shit.

Granted I haven't eaten shit so....

Well I meant shit as in "stuff" rather than literal shit of course. Soy foods and drinks taste fucking bad.

I bear with soy milk tho? Cuz I'm lactose intolerant. But fuck soy cheese. I'll take the real ass cheese and just spend a bit longer in the bathroom
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DesuDeku
02/27/18 1:19:52 AM
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"Cuck" was kinda funny. "Soyboy" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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eggcorn
02/27/18 1:24:07 AM
#78:


SomeonesAlt posted...
GregShmedley posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
LethalAffinity posted...
Funbazooka posted...
mafI94k


Why do they always look the same


alt-righters/redpillers hardly look any different

none of the people who call others soyboys are paragons of masculinity

they're watching loli anime and comparing 2d waifus and making memes lol


What an odd time to deflect....

I mean, he's not wrong. People who use the term "soyboy" are often fat or scrawny people themselves. It's projection.

I don't think so bdub
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thelovefist
02/27/18 6:09:55 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
legendarylemur posted...
Soy shit also tastes like shit, and that's very important to me


I'm pretty sure shit tastes like shit no matter what good stuffs we're consumed to make up said shit.

Granted I haven't eaten shit so....

Well I meant shit as in "stuff" rather than literal shit of course. Soy foods and drinks taste fucking bad.

I bear with soy milk tho? Cuz I'm lactose intolerant. But fuck soy cheese. I'll take the real ass cheese and just spend a bit longer in the bathroom

You can get lactose free dairy...
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ThyCorndog
02/27/18 11:48:31 AM
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Just drink almond milk. dairy has hormones too, like soy milk. almond milk does not
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Lil_Bit83
02/27/18 11:50:09 AM
#81:


MabusIncarnate posted...
lmao

Imagine being a man and asking another man at work to open a bottle for you.


You've never encountered stubborn pickle jars then.
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Questionmarktarius
02/27/18 11:56:44 AM
#82:


ThyCorndog posted...
Just drink almond milk. dairy has hormones too, like soy milk. almond milk does not

Why bother with milk, at all?
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ThyCorndog
02/27/18 11:57:35 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
Just drink almond milk. dairy has hormones too, like soy milk. almond milk does not

Why bother with milk, at all?

idk maybe you want milk in your tea or coffee or you want hot chocolate or you feel like having oats or cereal etc
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scar the 1
02/27/18 11:59:10 AM
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Oat milk is actually really nice tbh. I use it every now and then.
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Questionmarktarius
02/27/18 12:00:45 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
cereal

Guinness.
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Questionmarktarius
02/27/18 12:02:50 PM
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Funbazooka
03/01/18 1:16:24 AM
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nYxcJKH
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The23rdMagus
03/01/18 1:17:23 AM
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Okay?
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moose_knuckle
03/01/18 11:13:25 AM
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What cuckoldry is this
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Esrac
03/01/18 11:20:35 AM
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Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH


I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.
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moose_knuckle
03/01/18 11:23:40 AM
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Esrac posted...
Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH


I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.


A frail, emasculated beta cuck?
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philsov
03/01/18 11:24:02 AM
#93:


Funbazooka posted...
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Captain Jack Harkness can do that to me anytime
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Esrac
03/01/18 1:16:13 PM
#94:


moose_knuckle posted...
Esrac posted...
Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH


I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.


A frail, emasculated beta cuck?


I guess, if you want to use that terminology.

He just looks like the type of dweeb who would either let his lady bang another dude and willingly raise the child when she gets knocked up or shack up with a single mother because he couldn't get a woman to have his own children.
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Letron_James
03/01/18 1:21:45 PM
#95:


Esrac posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
Esrac posted...
Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH


I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.


A frail, emasculated beta cuck?


I guess, if you want to use that terminology.

He just looks like the type of dweeb who would either let his lady bang another dude and willingly raise the child when she gets knocked up or shack up with a single mother because he couldn't get a woman to have his own children.


Perhaps they adopted the child?
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Kaname_Madoka
03/01/18 1:26:20 PM
#96:


Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH

well this isnt racist at all
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Questionmarktarius
03/01/18 2:58:43 PM
#97:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH

well this isnt racist at all

I'm more offended by that flag being so cheap and flimsy that it's translucent.
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Balnazarr
03/01/18 3:11:46 PM
#98:


Men nowadays are pathetic. Imagine a grown ass man crying in public, a grown ass man struggling to open a can or a bottle.
spanky1 posted...
Not gonna lie right now I have a jar of pickles in my fridge that are still unopened because for some reason this specific jar is really tighter than the usual. I normally can open this brand just fine but this jar is a freak of nature and I don't know what to do with it now and it's just sitting there.


You're a man and you can't open it? That's just pathetic.
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Funbazooka
03/01/18 3:13:24 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH

well this isnt racist at all

It isn't racist for white people to raise black children. That's the opposite of racism.
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Giant_Aspirin
03/01/18 3:15:11 PM
#100:


Esrac posted...
Funbazooka posted...
nYxcJKH


I admit, I laughed. Because that dude looks exactly like what you'd expect a guy in that situation to look like.


what if that baby was adopted
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