Poll of the Day > Do you attend church regularly?

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UT1999
01/21/18 10:11:52 AM
#1:


Do you?


it is sunday
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RomanGhost
01/21/18 10:17:34 AM
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No, I'm Jewish.
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Sarcasthma
01/21/18 10:19:19 AM
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No, I make the Lord come to me.
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Johnny Eagle
01/21/18 11:04:42 AM
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Yes
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KJ StErOiDs
01/21/18 11:09:14 AM
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Yes; on Sundays.
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jmikla
01/21/18 11:15:01 AM
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Yeah, most of them are pokemon GO gyms so I go to the parking lots of churches about 3 times/wk
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gguirao
01/21/18 11:45:31 AM
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Not for the last few years. I work on Sundays.
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Summertimebooks
01/21/18 11:50:40 AM
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Yee, I'm not a believer or anything but church is kind of comfy
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jmikla
01/21/18 11:55:40 AM
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Summertimebooks posted...
comfy

Do you mean the feeling you get from environment/ambience? I ask since I'm only familiar with the physical: the rock-rock wooden pews that contort my posture, joints and spinal alignment.
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Funkdamental
01/21/18 12:07:09 PM
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My ex-wife was the daughter of a Baptist minister, so I used to get dragged along to waste Sunday mornings in there. Now, thankfully, it's just for the occasional christening, wedding or funeral.
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BADoglick
01/21/18 12:24:37 PM
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My gf is Catholic so we go occasionally but we more often oversleep and miss it. Like today
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bulbinking
01/21/18 12:26:45 PM
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RomanGhost posted...
No, I'm Jewish.


Church of moloch?
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myghostisdead
01/21/18 12:27:13 PM
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I haven't been in years.
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Summertimebooks
01/21/18 12:48:46 PM
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jmikla posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
comfy

Do you mean the feeling you get from environment/ambience? I ask since I'm only familiar with the physical: the rock-rock wooden pews that contort my posture, joints and spinal alignment.

Yeah, I think so. Singing songs with a bunch of people is kind of nice. The sermons, get a little old sometimes
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Judgmenl
01/21/18 12:51:04 PM
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No, I'd assume the vast majority of people want nothing to do with OrgRelig
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RomanGhost
01/21/18 1:04:03 PM
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bulbinking posted...
RomanGhost posted...
No, I'm Jewish.


Church of moloch?

I have no idea what that is, but if I were a good Jew I'd go to Temple. I don't, though, because I'm barely religious. I celebrate the holidays, maybe pray every once in a while, and I'll maybe go to Temple once a year at some point.
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argonautweakend
01/21/18 1:14:03 PM
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no, thank God
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TheCyborgNinja
01/21/18 1:19:25 PM
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I've never been. My parents aren't religious... My dad's family are/were hardcore Jesus fans though and used to drive two hours to attend a German service while him and his siblings were in Sunday school then sit through the identical service in English with them afterward. That probably played a role in my dad disliking it.

Apparently he had one pastor he thought was engaging, but my grandparents found him blasphemous so they went elsewhere. They blew their chance at indoctrination, lol... My grandparents also refused to let my uncle get a Monkees record because they had long hair. As I've said here before: my grandpa was basically the German equivalent to Hank Hill... Right down to the accidental pimp hat.
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RCtheWSBC
01/21/18 1:20:04 PM
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Not since I had to in Catholic school
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TheWorstPoster
01/21/18 1:27:50 PM
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Got out about an hour and a half ago
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WastelandCowboy
01/21/18 1:30:01 PM
#21:


No, not in over ten years.
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Lil_Bit83
01/21/18 1:45:01 PM
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No. I'm Pagan. I don't attend church unless one of my family invites to a baptism/funeral/wedding. Lot of Catholics in my family.
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samuricex
01/21/18 1:46:05 PM
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And waste a perfectly good Sunday morning of sleeping in? I don't think so.
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Summertimebooks
01/21/18 1:57:16 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?
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Far-Queue
01/21/18 2:00:46 PM
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Just Metal Church.
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Zeus
01/21/18 2:04:12 PM
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Brother, every building I enter becomes a house of worship.
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Judgmenl
01/21/18 2:06:11 PM
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Summertimebooks posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?


That silly European religion where they worship trees or something.

For some reason they think that they're better than OrgRelig.
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Summertimebooks
01/21/18 2:32:07 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?


That silly European religion where they worship trees or something.

For some reason they think that they're better than OrgRelig.

What the hell is OrgRelig?
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RCtheWSBC
01/21/18 2:41:39 PM
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Summertimebooks posted...
What the hell is OrgRelig?

organized religion

he's too cool to type out words
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SunWuKung420
01/21/18 2:43:30 PM
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Summertimebooks posted...
What the hell is OrgRelig?


That's just his super edgy combo word for organized religion. Trump wouldn't like his blasphemy. @Judgmenl
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Judgmenl
01/21/18 2:47:12 PM
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Who says I like Trump?
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WizardofHoth
01/21/18 3:24:51 PM
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I dont go to church a whole lot anymore but I should just for the heck ofit.

Plus its nice to see the cute gals in their Sunday dresses or other Sunday wearing clothes
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darkknight109
01/21/18 4:13:07 PM
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Yes. Couldn't go because of terrible weather this morning, but I attend whenever I can.
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wwinterj25
01/21/18 4:21:01 PM
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I'm not religious so nope. I only ever have been in a church once and that was my sisters wedding.
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Ferarri619
01/21/18 4:28:20 PM
#35:


WizardofHoth posted...
I dont go to church a whole lot anymore but I should just for the heck ofit.

Plus its nice to see the cute gals in their Sunday dresses or other Sunday wearing clothes


Should I start going to church to meet girls even though I'm an Athiest
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Krazy_Kirby
01/21/18 6:00:00 PM
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topic title made me laugh. ty
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Summertimebooks
01/21/18 6:45:04 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
topic title made me laugh. ty

*tips fedora*
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PMarth2002
01/21/18 7:04:34 PM
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I've never been to church
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Alex1976
01/21/18 7:13:45 PM
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Back when I was in high school, I went every once in a while.

Last time I went to church was for a candlelight service on Christmas Eve many years ago - I found myself reciting along with the pastor when it came to the story of Christmas (the part spoken by Linus in Charlie Brown Christmas).
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Sarcasthma
01/21/18 7:16:05 PM
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Summertimebooks posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
topic title made me laugh. ty

*tips fedora*

I wonder if hes that cringey in real life, too.
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Nomak-54
01/21/18 7:29:38 PM
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I used to go a couple times when I was a kid but my mom just made me stop for some reason. kinda' wish I kept going
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Dikitain
01/21/18 7:35:36 PM
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I went to a church service exactly one time in my 34 1/2 years on this planet. If you count funerals, then I guess I have been to church 5 times.

So no.
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WaffIeElite
01/21/18 7:46:30 PM
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Ive been inside a church three times. Dad's funeral, mom's funeral, and an aunts funeral.

I'll never step in one unless it's for something like that.
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KogaSteelfang
01/21/18 7:48:57 PM
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Yeah, every Sunday unless I'm sick or snowed in.
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Lokarin
01/21/18 7:53:53 PM
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I'm religious, but I don't believe in churches for they are places of idolatry
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dioxxys
01/21/18 8:02:03 PM
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bulbinking posted...
RomanGhost posted...
No, I'm Jewish.


Church of moloch?

no jews go to church on saturday, thats when temple is.
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dioxxys
01/21/18 8:02:46 PM
#47:


My parents forced me to go to church the first 20 years of my life so now I hate going to church
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SunWuKung420
01/21/18 8:29:52 PM
#48:


Nope.
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Yellow
01/21/18 8:48:44 PM
#49:


Best part of going atheist, you don't have to sit in a hot room rebreathing air on wooden benches anymore.
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Lokarin
01/21/18 8:49:29 PM
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Yellow posted...
Best part of going atheist, you don't have to sit in a hot room rebreathing air on wooden benches.


Or if you do, it's because it's a sauna
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