Do you attend church regularly?

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UT1999

01/21/2018 10:11:52 AM

01/21/2018

10:11 AM

it is sunday

"Sometimes they even attack wounded foxes"

RomanGhost

01/21/2018 10:17:34 AM

01/21/2018

10:17 AM

No, I'm Jewish.

Time to write the wrong year at the end of the date for the next three months. Happy (noncursewordbecausewecan'thavethatinasig) New Year.

Sarcasthma

01/21/2018 10:19:19 AM

01/21/2018

10:19 AM

No, I make the Lord come to me.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Johnny Eagle

01/21/2018 11:04:42 AM

01/21/2018

11:04 AM

Yes

"Life's a game. It's meant to be played."
"Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

KJ StErOiDs

01/21/2018 11:09:14 AM

01/21/2018

11:09 AM

Yes; on Sundays.

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jmikla

01/21/2018 11:15:01 AM

01/21/2018

11:15 AM

Yeah, most of them are pokemon GO gyms so I go to the parking lots of churches about 3 times/wk

So say we all

gguirao

01/21/2018 11:45:31 AM

01/21/2018

11:45 AM

Not for the last few years. I work on Sundays.

Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence.

Summertimebooks

01/21/2018 11:50:40 AM

01/21/2018

11:50 AM

Yee, I'm not a believer or anything but church is kind of comfy

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jmikla

01/21/2018 11:55:40 AM

01/21/2018

11:55 AM

Summertimebooks posted...

comfy

Do you mean the feeling you get from environment/ambience? I ask since I'm only familiar with the physical: the rock-rock wooden pews that contort my posture, joints and spinal alignment.

So say we all

Funkdamental

01/21/2018 12:07:09 PM

01/21/2018

12:07 PM

#10

My ex-wife was the daughter of a Baptist minister, so I used to get dragged along to waste Sunday mornings in there. Now, thankfully, it's just for the occasional christening, wedding or funeral.

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Cattle 0

BADoglick

01/21/2018 12:24:37 PM

01/21/2018

12:24 PM

#11

My gf is Catholic so we go occasionally but we more often oversleep and miss it. Like today

BADoglick to the Max!

bulbinking

01/21/2018 12:26:45 PM

01/21/2018

12:26 PM

#12

RomanGhost posted...

No, I'm Jewish.

Church of moloch?

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myghostisdead

01/21/2018 12:27:13 PM

01/21/2018

12:27 PM

#13

I haven't been in years.

Summertimebooks

01/21/2018 12:48:46 PM

01/21/2018

12:48 PM

#14

jmikla posted...

Summertimebooks posted...

comfy

Do you mean the feeling you get from environment/ambience? I ask since I'm only familiar with the physical: the rock-rock wooden pews that contort my posture, joints and spinal alignment.

Yeah, I think so. Singing songs with a bunch of people is kind of nice. The sermons, get a little old sometimes

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Judgmenl

01/21/2018 12:51:04 PM

01/21/2018

12:51 PM

#15

No, I'd assume the vast majority of people want nothing to do with OrgRelig

Judge, Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
You're a regular Jack Kerouac

RomanGhost

01/21/2018 01:04:03 PM

01/21/2018

01:04 PM

#16

bulbinking posted...

RomanGhost posted...

No, I'm Jewish.

Church of moloch?

I have no idea what that is, but if I were a good Jew I'd go to Temple. I don't, though, because I'm barely religious. I celebrate the holidays, maybe pray every once in a while, and I'll maybe go to Temple once a year at some point.

Time to write the wrong year at the end of the date for the next three months. Happy (noncursewordbecausewecan'thavethatinasig) New Year.

argonautweakend

01/21/2018 01:14:03 PM

01/21/2018

01:14 PM

#17

no, thank God

TheCyborgNinja

01/21/2018 01:19:25 PM

01/21/2018

01:19 PM

#18

I've never been. My parents aren't religious... My dad's family are/were hardcore Jesus fans though and used to drive two hours to attend a German service while him and his siblings were in Sunday school then sit through the identical service in English with them afterward. That probably played a role in my dad disliking it.

Apparently he had one pastor he thought was engaging, but my grandparents found him blasphemous so they went elsewhere. They blew their chance at indoctrination, lol... My grandparents also refused to let my uncle get a Monkees record because they had long hair. As I've said here before: my grandpa was basically the German equivalent to Hank Hill... Right down to the accidental pimp hat.

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RCtheWSBC

01/21/2018 01:20:04 PM

01/21/2018

01:20 PM

#19

Not since I had to in Catholic school

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TheWorstPoster

01/21/2018 01:27:50 PM

01/21/2018

01:27 PM

#20

Got out about an hour and a half ago

WastelandCowboy

01/21/2018 01:30:01 PM

01/21/2018

01:30 PM

#21

No, not in over ten years.

Lil_Bit83

01/21/2018 01:45:01 PM

01/21/2018

01:45 PM

#22

No. I'm Pagan. I don't attend church unless one of my family invites to a baptism/funeral/wedding. Lot of Catholics in my family.

I'm a chick

samuricex

01/21/2018 01:46:05 PM

01/21/2018

01:46 PM

#23

And waste a perfectly good Sunday morning of sleeping in? I don't think so.

"Think you're a dragon slayer? Come here and try." -Shyvana

Summertimebooks

01/21/2018 01:57:16 PM

01/21/2018

01:57 PM

#24

Lil_Bit83 posted...

I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?

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Far-Queue

01/21/2018 02:00:46 PM

01/21/2018

02:00 PM

#25

Just Metal Church.

https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv
Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars...

Zeus

01/21/2018 02:04:12 PM

01/21/2018

02:04 PM

#26

Brother, every building I enter becomes a house of worship.

(\/)(\/)|-|
There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist.

Judgmenl

01/21/2018 02:06:11 PM

01/21/2018

02:06 PM

#27

Summertimebooks posted...

Lil_Bit83 posted...

I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?

That silly European religion where they worship trees or something.

For some reason they think that they're better than OrgRelig.

Judge, Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
You're a regular Jack Kerouac

Summertimebooks

01/21/2018 02:32:07 PM

01/21/2018

02:32 PM

#28

Judgmenl posted...

Summertimebooks posted...

Lil_Bit83 posted...

I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?

That silly European religion where they worship trees or something.

For some reason they think that they're better than OrgRelig.

What the hell is OrgRelig?

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RCtheWSBC

01/21/2018 02:41:39 PM

01/21/2018

02:41 PM

#29

Summertimebooks posted...

What the hell is OrgRelig?

organized religion

he's too cool to type out words

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SunWuKung420

01/21/2018 02:43:30 PM

01/21/2018

02:43 PM

#30

Summertimebooks posted...

What the hell is OrgRelig?

That's just his super edgy combo word for organized religion. Trump wouldn't like his blasphemy. @Judgmenl

I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help.
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Judgmenl

01/21/2018 02:47:12 PM

01/21/2018

02:47 PM

#31

Who says I like Trump?

Judge, Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
You're a regular Jack Kerouac

WizardofHoth

01/21/2018 03:24:51 PM

01/21/2018

03:24 PM

#32

I dont go to church a whole lot anymore but I should just for the heck ofit.

Plus its nice to see the cute gals in their Sunday dresses or other Sunday wearing clothes

darkknight109

01/21/2018 04:13:07 PM

01/21/2018

04:13 PM

#33

Yes. Couldn't go because of terrible weather this morning, but I attend whenever I can.

Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster.
Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror!

wwinterj25

01/21/2018 04:21:01 PM

01/21/2018

04:21 PM

#34

I'm not religious so nope. I only ever have been in a church once and that was my sisters wedding.

One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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Ferarri619

01/21/2018 04:28:20 PM

01/21/2018

04:28 PM

#35

WizardofHoth posted...

I dont go to church a whole lot anymore but I should just for the heck ofit.

Plus its nice to see the cute gals in their Sunday dresses or other Sunday wearing clothes

Should I start going to church to meet girls even though I'm an Athiest

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Krazy_Kirby

01/21/2018 06:00:00 PM

01/21/2018

06:00 PM

#36

topic title made me laugh. ty

Kill From The Shadows.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot

Summertimebooks

01/21/2018 06:45:04 PM

01/21/2018

06:45 PM

#37

Krazy_Kirby posted...

topic title made me laugh. ty

*tips fedora*

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PMarth2002

01/21/2018 07:04:34 PM

01/21/2018

07:04 PM

#38

I've never been to church

And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart
The moonlight shown upon her as she lay back in my bed

Alex1976

01/21/2018 07:13:45 PM

01/21/2018

07:13 PM

#39

Back when I was in high school, I went every once in a while.

Last time I went to church was for a candlelight service on Christmas Eve many years ago - I found myself reciting along with the pastor when it came to the story of Christmas (the part spoken by Linus in Charlie Brown Christmas).

When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Sarcasthma

01/21/2018 07:16:05 PM

01/21/2018

07:16 PM

#40

Summertimebooks posted...

Krazy_Kirby posted...

topic title made me laugh. ty

*tips fedora*

I wonder if hes that cringey in real life, too.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Nomak-54

01/21/2018 07:29:38 PM

01/21/2018

07:29 PM

#41

I used to go a couple times when I was a kid but my mom just made me stop for some reason. kinda' wish I kept going

"Is it a good time, or is it highly inappropriate?" - Alvvays
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Dikitain

01/21/2018 07:35:36 PM

01/21/2018

07:35 PM

#42

I went to a church service exactly one time in my 34 1/2 years on this planet. If you count funerals, then I guess I have been to church 5 times.

So no.

I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports.

WaffIeElite

01/21/2018 07:46:30 PM

01/21/2018

07:46 PM

#43

Ive been inside a church three times. Dad's funeral, mom's funeral, and an aunts funeral.

I'll never step in one unless it's for something like that.

I have a signature. Apparently this is important, but I still don't have my secret cool kid decoder ring yet.

KogaSteelfang

01/21/2018 07:48:57 PM

01/21/2018

07:48 PM

#44

Yeah, every Sunday unless I'm sick or snowed in.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

Lokarin

01/21/2018 07:53:53 PM

01/21/2018

07:53 PM