Poll of the Day > Maybe getting my degree in English was a huge mistake

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PK_Spam
05/24/17 3:58:27 PM
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I can't seem to find ANYTHING for work. If I don't find work in 30 days, I'm going to have to move back to Pennsylvania.

I must've applied to at least 50 places by now, and the only ones that have replied to me are really thinly veiled pyramid schemes.
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DorkLink
05/24/17 4:00:18 PM
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If it makes you feel better, I have a STEM degree and can't find a job either, but I'm sure some STEM elitists will post here like "YA I KNEW ENGLISH WAS A USELESS DEGREE!!!"
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zebatov
05/24/17 4:04:22 PM
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That won't even help you teach English in Japan. All they want to see is that you went to school for something. May as well start applying at fast food restaurants or general labour positions in the meantime.

What you two are experiencing is exactly why I never wasted time or money in school. My roommate has a business management degree and an HR degree, and he can't find anything, either.
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PK_Spam
05/24/17 4:05:14 PM
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I thought I'd have my shit together by now. Is this what the rest of my life is gonna wind up being?
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zebatov
05/24/17 4:07:26 PM
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Just get some simple safety tickets, first aid, and go be a safety attendant somewhere. Takes a couple of days. Or apply for driving/delivery positions.
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EclairReturns
05/24/17 4:09:54 PM
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I'm guessing you just graduated.
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chaosbowser
05/24/17 4:09:55 PM
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DorkLink posted...
If it makes you feel better, I have a STEM degree and can't find a job either, but I'm sure some STEM elitists will post here like "YA I KNEW ENGLISH WAS A USELESS DEGREE!!!"


Most people fail to realize that outside of engineering/nursing/comp sci the purpose of going to college in STEM field is for an eventual move to research at PhD level. If you just get an undergrad biology degree yeah that's not going to get you a lot of jobs.
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GrimCyclone
05/24/17 4:10:50 PM
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Just become a sex/romance novelist. Easy money.

I'm serious.
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Dikitain
05/24/17 4:16:01 PM
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chaosbowser posted...
DorkLink posted...
If it makes you feel better, I have a STEM degree and can't find a job either, but I'm sure some STEM elitists will post here like "YA I KNEW ENGLISH WAS A USELESS DEGREE!!!"


Most people fail to realize that outside of engineering/nursing/comp sci the purpose of going to college in STEM field is for an eventual move to research at PhD level. If you just get an undergrad biology degree yeah that's not going to get you a lot of jobs.

Part of the reason I chose Computer Science. In my field you actually have less job opportunities if you get a Masters or PhD.
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Jen0125
05/24/17 4:17:10 PM
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i mean what were you planning to do with the degree anyway? did you have any type of plan?
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TheWorstPoster
05/24/17 4:19:22 PM
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You should have thought twice before going for a useless major
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Junpeiclover
05/24/17 4:23:51 PM
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Restaurant supervisor
Line cook
team member at fast food joints (Panera, Chipotle, etc)

There are tons of jobs if you really needed one.
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Rachenar
05/24/17 4:24:48 PM
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I totally get where you're coming from. I majored in history with hopes of eventually teaching but now I work in a call center, soooooo

At least I have a job where I can find the time to post to gamefaqs every now and then (i.e., anytime I please XD)
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RCtheWSBC
05/24/17 4:25:59 PM
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Did you get internship experience in undergrad?
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Action53
05/24/17 4:29:19 PM
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I'm glad I learned a trade. Worked my ass off on the note collar side, got promoted to the white collar side and now I'm on the fast track to be store manager in a year or two. And I didn't even graduate high school...
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jsb0714
05/24/17 4:34:29 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i mean what were you planning to do with the degree anyway? did you have any type of plan?

I'm guessing 'no'.
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DorkLink
05/24/17 4:38:20 PM
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chaosbowser posted...
DorkLink posted...
If it makes you feel better, I have a STEM degree and can't find a job either, but I'm sure some STEM elitists will post here like "YA I KNEW ENGLISH WAS A USELESS DEGREE!!!"


Most people fail to realize that outside of engineering/nursing/comp sci the purpose of going to college in STEM field is for an eventual move to research at PhD level. If you just get an undergrad biology degree yeah that's not going to get you a lot of jobs.


Well I have one in engineering specifically
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Smarkil
05/24/17 4:39:05 PM
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DorkLink posted...
If it makes you feel better, I have a STEM degree and can't find a job either, but I'm sure some STEM elitists will post here like "YA I KNEW ENGLISH WAS A USELESS DEGREE!!!"


Yeah but to be fair you are like...in a really weird situation.
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GrimCyclone
05/24/17 4:40:07 PM
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Those who choose with their heart assume the world is going to yield them favor. The world will fight you every step of the way. In the beginning this world was harsh and rough with edges.

Mankind has carved its place among the wilderness and in its midst we have shaped it to our own ends.

So too you must have that ambition. That drive to excel no matter what the world throws at you. That is the price your heart must pay.
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Dynalo
05/24/17 4:46:31 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Well I have one in engineering specifically


The oil crash made things rough for engineers. Countless engineers have been laid off and took jobs in other fields or are still looking for work. So all the new grads have to compete with the experienced engineers that are willing to take a rather severe pay cut just to find work. It's definitely impacted far more than just the oil fields, that's for sure.
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Cacciato
05/24/17 6:09:23 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
You should have thought twice before going for a useless major

Yeah, cus you're bringing a lot to the table, Nathan.
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wwinterj25
05/24/17 6:29:15 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Is this what the rest of my life is gonna wind up being?


Probably. Make sure you make topics about it to keep us updated.
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Zeus
05/25/17 8:07:05 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
I must've applied to at least 50 places by now, and the only ones that have replied to me are really thinly veiled pyramid schemes.


50 places is nothing.
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Cacciato
05/25/17 8:16:51 PM
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I probably applied for at least 70-odd positions before I got hired.
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RedPixel
05/25/17 8:35:38 PM
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You should run around with a cape flicking business cards at people that have gigantic comma splices on them.

"English, bitch!"

God that would make an awesome YouTube channel.
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Kyuubi4269
05/25/17 8:39:30 PM
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Cacciato posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You should have thought twice before going for a useless major

Yeah, cus you're bringing a lot to the table, Nathan.

To be fair, what he's studying would at least eventually turn out jobs.
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Banana_Mana
05/25/17 8:40:42 PM
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Postgraduate is pretty much required now for most majors.
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MasterSword546
05/25/17 8:47:47 PM
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I'm working on an English degree right now, myself
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EclairReturns
05/26/17 12:16:46 AM
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MasterSword546 posted...
English degree


I'm curious as to whether or not that would improve your chances of getting published.
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MrCool812
05/26/17 1:53:24 AM
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RedPixel posted...
You should run around with a cape flicking business cards at people that have gigantic comma splices on them.

"English, bitch!"

God that would make an awesome YouTube channel.


that's not a comma splice.
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Zeus
05/26/17 2:06:50 AM
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Banana_Mana posted...
Postgraduate is pretty much required now for most majors.


He'll have the same difficulties with more debt.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/26/17 2:35:45 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
I can't seem to find ANYTHING for work. If I don't find work in 30 days, I'm going to have to move back to Pennsylvania.

I must've applied to at least 50 places by now, and the only ones that have replied to me are really thinly veiled pyramid schemes.

What jobs have you done before?
What skills do you have?
How does your resume look?
All of these can either help or hurt you in the job market.
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FatalAccident
05/26/17 3:45:33 AM
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DorkLink posted...
If it makes you feel better, I have a STEM degree and can't find a job either, but I'm sure some STEM elitists will post here like "YA I KNEW ENGLISH WAS A USELESS DEGREE!!!"

what did you do?

i'd be surprised if you can't find a job with a decent degree. Not even in a field related to your degree but a job period.

Unless you did... psychology...
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EclairReturns
05/26/17 4:43:43 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
psychology


That was my cousin's major; now she's some sort of bank worker.
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