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X_Dante_X
01/17/12 10:17:00 AM
#51:


I feel kinda bad for Kofi here. Screwed out of a title because his partner is a druggie

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dragon22391
01/17/12 10:22:00 AM
#52:


I don't think it has anything to do with spice's legal status; if it's against WWE's wellness policy, that's all that matters here.

also spice was recently made illegal in my state, at least.

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Coffee Ninja
01/17/12 10:28:00 AM
#53:


On the subject of Cane Dewey, I know there was a real sign and it legit bothered Foley, we all know this I think.


....Did we ever find out who that fan was who made it?

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/17/12 10:29:00 AM
#54:


Considering Kofi's gimmick, I'm shocked its Bourne who's the one keeps failing the drug test

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voltch
01/17/12 10:30:00 AM
#55:


Given how unreliable Bourne is becoming, why wouldn't you want to take a punt on Jeff Hardy?

Practically the same risks but one's got a way bigger ceiling.

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/17/12 10:31:00 AM
#56:


TNA's version of Money in the Bank will be

Meth in the Bag

Jeff will win Meth in the Bag and then refuse to cash in his meth.

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FFDragon
01/17/12 10:34:00 AM
#57:


I like Kofi's gimmick of losing tag titles at house shows though.

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/17/12 10:37:00 AM
#58:


So uh

do we have ANY kind of tag-team division now? Miz-Truth is dead, Airboom is dead, we just got Mexican folks

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voltch
01/17/12 10:37:00 AM
#59:


From: TheKoolAidShoto | #054
Considering Kofi's gimmick, I'm shocked its Bourne who's the one keeps failing the drug test


Are you implying all Jamaican Yardies from Ghana deal in illicit substances?

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/17/12 10:39:00 AM
#60:


- WWE is expecting Christian to return within the next several weeks. The company is hoping for a return at the Royal Rumble, but as of now it isn't confirmed that he will be able to be cleared by then.

Credit: PWInsider

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edwardsdv
01/17/12 10:43:00 AM
#61:


From: TheKoolAidShoto | #058
So uh

do we have ANY kind of tag-team division now? Miz-Truth is dead, Airboom is dead, we just got Mexican folks


We have a bunch of tag teams...that most are NXT/Superstars level is irrelevent.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/17/12 10:50:00 AM
#62:


If they would give time to the tag teams they have and promote them with personalities, they might actually get over.

Crazy concept, I know.

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Coffee Ninja
01/17/12 10:51:00 AM
#63:


hmmm

Usos
Hunico/Camacho
Hawkins/Reks
Baretta/Tatsu


...lol tag division

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X_Dante_X
01/17/12 10:52:00 AM
#64:


I'm out of the loop, whats up with Christian? visa problems?

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Coffee Ninja
01/17/12 10:53:00 AM
#65:


...so I guess The Usos are the "main" Face team now.

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Coffee Ninja
01/17/12 10:53:00 AM
#66:


From: X_Dante_X | #064
I'm out of the loop, whats up with Christian? visa problems?


injury

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/17/12 10:55:00 AM
#67:


Christian is injured.

Also:

Usos
Hunico/Camacho
Hawkins/Reks
Baretta/Tatsu
Epico/Primo
Titus/Percy

They could add some more teams or at least make these teams relevant.

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voltch
01/17/12 10:58:00 AM
#68:


Can any of them get as over as the outlaws even if pushed?

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X_Dante_X
01/17/12 10:59:00 AM
#69:


it is time for Sheamus/Drew

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voltch
01/17/12 11:01:00 AM
#70:


Sheamus go for the triple crown!

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DeathChicken
01/17/12 11:03:00 AM
#71:


The only tag team that was even given half a chance to have a personality was Air Boom, so *whoops*

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DeathChicken
01/17/12 11:04:00 AM
#72:


Well, I guess you can call Rosa Mendez shaking her ass a kind of personality

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edwardsdv
01/17/12 11:06:00 AM
#73:


From: DeathChicken | #072
Well, I guess you can call Rosa Mendez shaking her ass a kind of personality


The only personality a team needs honestly.

Have each diva adopt a tag team. No more divas matches!

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voltch
01/17/12 11:13:00 AM
#74:


Bourne
Personality

choose one.

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/17/12 11:18:00 AM
#75:


ice cold voltch

but true

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X_Dante_X
01/17/12 11:32:00 AM
#76:


Sheamus
Personality
Talent
Immense Popularity
Lots of Money
Chicks
Spectacular Signature Moves
Stylish Red Hair

Choose All

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ScareChan
01/17/12 11:45:00 AM
#77:


Ugh guys I know it's rumble season but please dont be posting possible rumble surprises. If you have to PLEASE talkin khali speak or something

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voltch
01/17/12 11:47:00 AM
#78:


Dante, that's not nearly enough for Sheamus. He has more than everything.

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Highwind89
01/17/12 12:15:00 PM
#79:


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Lopen
01/17/12 1:05:00 PM
#80:


I think it's probably better for Kofi. Air Boom was a dead direction given the current tag division. Maybe without a title they want to ignore to give Kofi to squat on they'll actually do something with him.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 1:07:00 PM
#81:


From: Lopen | #080
Maybe without a title they want to ignore to give Kofi to squat on they'll actually do something with him.


This seems impossible given that Kofi's role in the company is "put any titles we want to ignore on this guy."

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DeathChicken
01/17/12 1:07:00 PM
#82:


Or job him to everyone for the next year because his partner ****ed up

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 1:09:00 PM
#83:


3-time Intercontinental Champion
2-time United States Champion
2-time Tag Team Champion

Kofi has the quietest good resume ever.

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Lopen
01/17/12 1:14:00 PM
#84:


From: JaKyL25 | #081
This seems impossible given that Kofi's role in the company is "put any titles we want to ignore on this guy."


Of course that's why I made the comment

I'm just saying I think they're maintaining their midcard titles now except tag titles. The only real way for Kofi to be that guy is for Kofi to find another tag partner and get back in the tag title hunt

Or for him to enter the divas division I suppose

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Chronic1000
01/17/12 2:05:00 PM
#85:


You know what's really sad about the state of the Tag Team division? It all began to go downhill because of the initial Brand Split. Who's bright idea was it to split up most of the tag teams, put one of most popular tag teams you didn't split on a brand without tag titles (and proceed to feed them to the newest hot prospect in Brock Lesnar), and have the tag champs feud with such great teams as.. Rikishi and Rico and Hogan and Edge?

I can understand splitting up tag teams because they ran their course, but doing it so abruptly and without any teams to replace the ones you're splitting up practically cuts the legs out of your division.

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DeathChicken
01/17/12 2:10:00 PM
#86:


WWE does that. Cryme Tyme, David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd, Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater. You're lucky to have any team last for a month, before one half nonsensically turns on the other half

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Chronic1000
01/17/12 2:18:00 PM
#87:


Agreed, but the difference here is that within seven months of the initial Brand Split, every team that fought for the then WWF Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania X-8 were not active tag teams (Dudleys, Hardys, Billy and Chuck, APA.) Granted, Dudley Boyz joined back up at Survivor Series 2002, and the APA joined up sometime in 2003, but the damage was done by then.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/17/12 2:28:00 PM
#88:


From: DeathChicken | #086
WWE does that. Cryme Tyme, David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd, Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater. You're lucky to have any team last for a month, before one half nonsensically turns on the other half


"Grr I'm not happy that we lost this match we're breaking up."

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Lopen
01/17/12 2:30:00 PM
#89:


I'm just amazed the Usos have lasted so long without turning on each other

What, they're only on b-shows 80% of the time? Didn't stop the Hart Dynasty

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 2:32:00 PM
#90:


From: Lopen | #089
I'm just amazed the Usos have lasted so long without turning on each other

What, they're only on b-shows 80% of the time? Didn't stop the Hart Dynasty


Uso/Bella vs. Uso/Bella

I WANT IT JUST ONCE

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/17/12 2:34:00 PM
#91:


When one of the Usos pins the other, one Bella will perform TWIN MAGIC to be able to be on the winning team.

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voltch
01/17/12 2:39:00 PM
#92:


You can tell the Usos apart because of that artwork.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 4:14:00 PM
#93:


Chris Jericho @IAmJericho
Getting ready to debut a new character on @aots ... All will fear the TWISTACUTIONER!!! Airs on G4 Network tonight at 7pm #attackoftheshow


Anyone actually watch Attack of the Show and got a synopsis? <_<

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X_Dante_X
01/17/12 5:59:00 PM
#94:


I'm sure it'll be on youtube within an hour

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Panthera
01/17/12 6:07:00 PM
#95:


From: JaKyL25 | #090
Uso/Bella vs. Uso/Bella

I WANT IT JUST ONCE


This would provide the best commentary ever, none of the announcers have ever even pretended to try to actually keep track of which twin is in the ring and which isn't

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 6:18:00 PM
#96:


Well both twins would be in the ring at the same time, whether the men were legal or the women. WWE doesn't do male vs. female anymore.

In that match, just to subvert the most common trope in history, I would make the referee the smartest person in the arena for that match, somehow for once absolutely on top of his game, knowing who is legal and who isn't, when even the announcers don't know, and each set of twins would even get confused about which one of the other set of twins they're rooting for.

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X_Dante_X
01/17/12 6:23:00 PM
#97:


From: JaKyL25 | #096
WWE doesn't do male vs. female anymore.

vickie pinned morrison right before wrestlemania!

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 6:27:00 PM
#98:


Melina wears the pants in that relationship

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SmartMuffin
01/17/12 6:31:00 PM
#99:


I'm still upset that they never followed through on my BRILLIANT idea for a finish when whichever Bella was champion was champion

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 6:31:00 PM
#100:


That would be Brie.

Refresh our memory on your idea?

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