Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 165: CANE HUGHIE

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 10:01:00 PM
#1:


Sorry Mick, no Rumble memories for your later offspring!

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SmartMuffin
01/16/12 10:02:00 PM
#2:


this is the most cleverly named topic, but the third one to be created so I cannot support it :(

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 10:03:00 PM
#3:


The other ones didn't seem very popular at the time so I decided to try my hand. <_<

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SmartMuffin
01/16/12 10:03:00 PM
#4:


Is he going to have another son and name him Louie?

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Wanglicious
01/16/12 10:04:00 PM
#5:


second topic to me!
so i am indifferent.

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ScareChan
01/16/12 10:05:00 PM
#6:


Supporting this one since Jak never seems to get a topic

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 10:05:00 PM
#7:


From: SmartMuffin | #004
Is he going to have another son and name him Louie?


Mickie, actually.

Continues the Disney theme AND the family name!

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/16/12 10:05:00 PM
#8:


<¤>¿<¤>

yes

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SmartMuffin
01/16/12 10:06:00 PM
#9:


Shouldn't it be Mickey then?

EY is like Mickey Mantle. IE is like Mickie James <_<

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Rad Link 5
01/16/12 10:06:00 PM
#10:


I'm just gonna throw my support behind this topic instead with this gif from the last topic

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Wanglicious
01/16/12 10:07:00 PM
#11:


is that the naomi pic
*clicks*
muy bueno.

booker t needs to be the only man on commentary for brodus. his reaction to that would be as genuine as anyone's.

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EmDubyaSee
01/16/12 10:08:00 PM
#12:


This is the one. The second one is stupid as **** for a name, and mine is not near as creative as this. I'm going to go watch that promo now....

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Rad Link 5
01/16/12 10:09:00 PM
#13:


I know this is months late, and everyone has mentioned it already, but you know what the worst part about the WWE claiming at Survivor Series that "never before have known Wrestlemania opponents teamed together"? You don't even have to go far back to think of a main event example. Last year, The Miz and John Cena won the tag titles a couple weeks before their main event match at Wrestlemania! How short do they think our memories are?

Sorry, I've been stewing over that for months.

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 10:10:00 PM
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From: SmartMuffin | #009
Shouldn't it be Mickey then?

EY is like Mickey Mantle. IE is like Mickie James <_<


It probably is. His legal name is "Michael" so however he wants to spell it I guess!

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 10:10:00 PM
#15:


From: Rad Link 5 | #013
How short do they think our memories are?


3 months.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/16/12 10:10:00 PM
#16:


Actually, I support this one now!

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 10:11:00 PM
#17:


Just in case someone is unaware as to what this topic references, here's the classic "Cane Dewey" Mick Foley promo in ECW, which led to the incredible Anti-Hardcore angle.



I doubt we have many aspiring wrestlers in this topic, but just in case...watch and learn.

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EmDubyaSee
01/16/12 10:13:00 PM
#18:


From: JaKyL25 | #017
Just in case someone is unaware as to what this topic references, here's the classic "Cane Dewey" Mick Foley promo in ECW, which led to the incredible Anti-Hardcore angle.



I doubt we have many aspiring wrestlers in this topic, but just in case...watch and learn.




Even if we had aspiring wrestlers in this topic, they could never come up with something a tenth as good as Cane Dewey

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Chronic1000
01/16/12 10:18:00 PM
#19:


Dude, the Cane Dewey promo should be watched period. Awesome promo.

Also, taggage.

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TheKoolAidShoto
01/16/12 10:32:00 PM
#20:


I missed the taped promos.



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ScareChan
01/16/12 10:44:00 PM
#21:


Oh man how was the topic title not "I'm not even sure if that's PG!"

Pinnochio'd

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 11:33:00 PM
#22:


Jakyl Fun Fact
As of today (Tuesday), Austin Aries's X-Division Title reign is the 7th-longest in the title's nearly 10-year history.

Merely by making it to the next PPV, Against All Odds, would move him to 5th place.

Making it to the next PPV, Victory Road, would tie him with Christopher Daniels for the longest reign in history.

It is quite possible that he could in fact be the greatest man that ever lived!

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Rad Link 5
01/16/12 11:36:00 PM
#23:


That's pretty crazy how close together those top seven reigns are. Or I guess the opposite of crazy, actually. Formulaic.

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JaKyL25
01/16/12 11:41:00 PM
#24:


For the record, the reigns ahead of him are by:

1.) Christopher Daniels
2.) Petey Williams
3.) Chris Sabin
4.) Petey Williams
5.) Michael Shane
6.) Jay Lethal

Aries's current reign is the longest in over 3 years.

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Rad Link 5
01/16/12 11:59:00 PM
#25:


So hey, Jericho's still getting cheered next week, right?

I mean I'm actually starting to like that the crowd is not picking up on the fact that they're supposed to boo him. It's like he's doing a Cena 2.0 gimmick.

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ScareChan
01/17/12 12:33:00 AM
#26:


So Raw was pretty good. Excellent main event. I am thinking that if Ziggler is not in the title match at Mania it will be something along the lines of Cody and Ziggler vs Booker and Foley

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ScareChan
01/17/12 12:34:00 AM
#27:


And I am very happy to see that they finally are showing Laurinitis as an evil guy behind the scenes and I hope that what he does from now on is be a complete dick to everyone but still act as if he is being a good guy. "You are fighting 4 guys in a steel cage handicap match tonight. I think it's pretty fair, this way you can't get counted out."

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ScareChan
01/17/12 12:44:00 AM
#28:


On a side note I think it would be incredible if Drake was at Mania and was singing before Rock's entrance. Have him do headlines and just have him go "I guess it really is just myself and all my millions---AND MILLIONS" and Rock comes out and says the AND MILLIONS

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Dauntless Hunter
01/17/12 1:19:00 AM
#29:


From: Rad Link 5 | #013
I know this is months late, and everyone has mentioned it already, but you know what the worst part about the WWE claiming at Survivor Series that "never before have known Wrestlemania opponents teamed together"? You don't even have to go far back to think of a main event example. Last year, The Miz and John Cena won the tag titles a couple weeks before their main event match at Wrestlemania! How short do they think our memories are?

Sorry, I've been stewing over that for months.


I thought they meant at Survivor Series. Which is kind of obvious because when else have we known who's gonna face who at Wrestlemania as early as SvS.

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LongIslandIcedZ
01/17/12 4:45:00 AM
#30:


tagging

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muddersmilk
01/17/12 6:56:00 AM
#31:


I'm glad someone else in the last topic was annoyed by the whole "Ryder must defend his title while not medically cleared or forfit it the week after the injury" thing after they did the opposite with Henry. That just pissed me off which how little sense it made.

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XIII_rocks
01/17/12 6:58:00 AM
#32:


muddersmilk posted...
I'm glad someone else in the last topic was annoyed by the whole "Ryder must defend his title while not medically cleared or forfit it the week after the injury" thing after they did the opposite with Henry. That just pissed me off which how little sense it made.

Yeah WWE just changes these things when it suits them. Like whether the ECW title is a world title or not (is Kane a 2 or 3-time world champ?) or whether you have to be "ready to compete" during MitB cash-ins.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 8:09:00 AM
#33:


http://corporate.wwe.com/news/2012/2012_01_17.jsp

*facepalm*

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muddersmilk
01/17/12 8:10:00 AM
#34:


Well, I guess now we know why they lost the titles.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 8:11:00 AM
#35:


That HAS to be the quickest turnaround from Strike 1 to Strike 2 ever.

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XIII_rocks
01/17/12 8:15:00 AM
#36:


Dammit Bourne.

That said, why would you have them rematch on Raw? Why not just have the title match there and have Bourne suffer some kind of injury? Odd.

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muddersmilk
01/17/12 8:21:00 AM
#37:


XIII_rocks posted...
Dammit Bourne.

That said, why would you have them rematch on Raw? Why not just have the title match there and have Bourne suffer some kind of injury? Odd.


This way they burned the rematch clause. So young Air Boom fans who don't know about the suspension aren't waiting for the rematch.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 8:22:00 AM
#38:


My guess is they wanted no ties to the titles when he came back, because he is gonna have to earn some serious trust before they give him a push again.

Title loss
Rematch loss
See you later

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XIII_rocks
01/17/12 8:24:00 AM
#39:


Fair point.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 8:27:00 AM
#40:


Keeping the titles on them through Strike 1 was actually a pretty strong message that they thought he would learn his lesson. "You screwed up, go serve your time, when you come back your old position on the card is still here for you."

Looks like that trust was misplaced.

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 8:43:00 AM
#41:


Ha, Evan Bourne is trending worldwide on Twitter right now.

Isn't it great Vince!

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/17/12 9:10:00 AM
#42:


Jesus Christ, what the hell Bourne?

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 9:13:00 AM
#43:


They should just have Justin Gabriel take his place and pretend he was in Air Boom the whole time. <_<

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Bidoof
01/17/12 9:13:00 AM
#44:


WWE announced that Evan Bourne has been suspended for 60 days following a second drug test failure. This explains the tag title change and rematch loss immediately over the previous two days.

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Majin Lou
01/17/12 9:33:00 AM
#45:


From: JaKyL25 | Posted: 1/17/2012 12:13:04 PM | #043
They should just have Justin Gabriel take his place and pretend he was in Air Boom the whole time. <_<

XD

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Coffee Ninja
01/17/12 9:36:00 AM
#46:


From: JaKyL25 | #007
Mickie, actually.

Continues the Disney theme AND the family name!





Doesn't he already have a son named Michael? (Mickey)

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Chronic1000
01/17/12 9:37:00 AM
#47:


And here I thought they were turning one of Borne/Kofi heel.

This is far worse!

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JaKyL25
01/17/12 9:38:00 AM
#48:


Yeah that was the son I was referring to, I didn't mean he was going to have ANOTHER Mickey

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voltch
01/17/12 9:41:00 AM
#49:


Jeff Hardy's been cleaner than Bourne these past few months.

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Coffee Ninja
01/17/12 10:14:00 AM
#50:


From: JaKyL25 | #048
Yeah that was the son I was referring to, I didn't mean he was going to have ANOTHER Mickey


oh, cause Smuffin asked if he was having another kid, and you replied with that...and yeah


Also, Bourne shouldn't even have been suspended the first time. He did nothing illegal, spice is as legal as tobacco. Are people gonna get suspended for ciggerettes now too?

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