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MrMallard
12/31/19 8:46:49 PM
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I clown on you guys, but even though I don't share your more extreme views on this subject, I can at least understand the mindset behind your views. You're upset that a child is being operated on for a purely cosmetic surgery without any input or consent, since a baby can't give consent. This counts as mutilation, and you find it to be a major ethical problem to be needlessly removing skin from a baby's genitals. Funnily enough, I feel similarly about baptism - if you need an adult to speak on the child's behalf, that child is being forced into the faith with no idea of what that entails, and it's fucking weird. Given that circumcision impacts a child's life more than some stupid water getting dunked on its head, I understand where you guys are coming from. Some of you have had lasting psychological damage from being cut, and at least one of you has attempted to regrow his foreskin. That's your baggage - I understand it, and to a degree I can respect it.

What I don't respect, however, is when you guys go "well fuck, you've gone and ruined a perfectly good penis" and do this weird shaming thing for circumcised men. Like shit man, we might be cool with our lot in life, but you don't have to be an asshole and talk about how we're mutilated and that we're these pitiful creatures who'll never know how good sex truly is, how only uncircumcised men have complete penises. I think if you're really so concerned with penile parity, you wouldn't go out of your way to insult circumcised men, the same way a cut dude shouldn't be shit-talking about uncut guys. It's extremely weird, and honestly pretty insulting, to see you guys posturing about mutilation before calling circumcised penises objectively inferior.

Like I would write it all off as trolling at this point, but some of you guys have honest-to-god issues with cut penises and guys who are fine with being cut. Y'know, something that most cut guys ultimately have had minimal to no issues with. Some of you guys are obsessed with putting circumcised guys down, to the point that you have this go-to list about how cut dicks are less sensitive and how jerking off must feel so much worse that one of you posts every fucking time this argument comes up. This goes on for pages and pages, where you say we're complicit with mutilation, that circumcision is a violation of human rights, that it's sad that anyone would be happy being circumcised. I swear to god, some of you crazy fuckers have a complex about it.

Look, you're saying that a cut guy is missing out on tens of thousands of nerve endings - that's your prerogative. You want to believe that sex will never feel as good to a cut guy as it does to a guy with a foreskin, knock yourself out. You find circumcised dicks to be ugly reminders of mutilation? That's going a bit far in regards to penis obsession, but whatever - that's your bag and you have every right to feel like you do. But to the few of you who keep posting this, do you really have to rub it in and be a prick about it? I've heard it all before, and it's getting old. Ultimately, it hasn't affected my quality of life and it never will.

No-one should be calling you "anteater" in return, but when you have people who are so obsessed with circumcision that they regard cut people as brainwashed freaks who'll never be as enlightened because "they're happy with being mutilated and thus aren't particularly bright", it's really fucking hard not to clown on you. Yeah, dudes got circumcised and we're getting through life pretty okay without traumatic psychological damage. I literally don't know how my junk would feel if I had a foreskin, but why angst about that? I have a fully functioning cock and balls, I can fuck and cum just as well as any cut or uncut man and it feels good when I do it.

You want to act like you're all enlightened and shit, but there's a subset of you guys who can't do that without making cut guys out to be inherently flawed, to claim that we're missing out somehow. We really aren't.

If you feel incomplete knowing that a piece of skin was removed from you as a child and have lasting psychological damage from it, to the point of trying to regrow it, I'm sorry that circumcision has affected your life so negatively and I genuinely respect your struggle. Saying that, though, can your anti-circumcision statements not actively belittle men who are cut? At the end of the day, we all have dicks of different sizes, shapes and properties. They're all just dicks. It's not that deep.

Dudes gotta make the most with what we've got, and it's really fucking weird to hear people have a superiority complex over their foreskin, acting like cut guys can't jerk it without lube or that they'll never enjoy sex as well as them. Saying that, it's weird to hear guys have a superiority complex over not having a foreskin and responding to uncut guys with names like "cheez-wiz" and "anteater" - which I tend to see in response to anti-circumcision people clowning on them, because 9/10 times, cut guys don't start heated topics about circumcision. The dick obsession some of you have is, frankly, absolutely fucking insane.

Cut guys won't call you anteater or cheese head or whatever the fuck, given that you don't spend all your time clowning on circumcised guys and calling us lazy, mutilated idiots who are complicit in the violation of human rights. Chill the fuck out and respect us for how our dicks look, and we'll respect you for how your dick looks. Mutual respect goes a long way, stop being an unsociable prick about how our penises look and maybe more people would like you.

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SSJKirby
12/31/19 8:47:35 PM
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Well you certainly have a lot of feelings on the matter

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Purely
12/31/19 8:47:39 PM
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tl;dr
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MrK3V
12/31/19 8:47:44 PM
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tbh i just don't want an elephant trunk looking dick.

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Austin_Era_II
12/31/19 8:47:48 PM
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Son I respect your dick.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/31/19 8:48:14 PM
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Southernfatman
12/31/19 8:51:26 PM
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His point is some people who are against circumcision make cut people out to be freaks who are having less good sex and act elitist about not being cut. It's true in that it's ridiculous and doesn't really help their argument.

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MrMallard
12/31/19 8:53:27 PM
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Purely posted...
tl;dr

Like I would write it all off as trolling at this point, but some of you guys have honest-to-god issues with cut penises and guys who are fine with being cut. Y'know, something that most cut guys ultimately have had minimal to no issues with. Some of you guys are obsessed with putting circumcised guys down, to the point that you have this go-to list about how cut dicks are less sensitive and how jerking off must feel so much worse that one of you posts every f***ing time this argument comes up. This goes on for pages and pages, where you say we're complicit with mutilation, that circumcision is a violation of human rights, that it's sad that anyone would be happy being circumcised. I swear to god, some of you crazy f***ers have a complex about it.

Cut guys won't call you anteater or cheese head or whatever the f***, given that you don't spend all your time clowning on circumcised guys and calling us lazy, mutilated idiots who are complicit in the violation of human rights. Chill the f*** out and respect us for how our dicks look, and we'll respect you for how your dick looks.

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hockeybub89
12/31/19 9:01:23 PM
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Circumcised people are not freaks, but we really should stop performing nonconsensual cosmetic surgery on children.

It's bizarre that it is a contentious issue in any society.

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davyheinz
12/31/19 9:02:44 PM
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Thats fair enough, but I think uncircumcised people
have a chip on their shoulder about some other stuff too, like professional porn featuring a lot of circumcised penises and seeming to make it the norm in the US.

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lincoln002
12/31/19 9:10:48 PM
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Having a circumcised penis is kind of gross, the gland and sensitive area behind the foreskin is exposed so when you take a dump, assuming your pecker isn't laughably tiny it will rub those sensitive areas all over the nasty toilet bowl that gets crap on it daily. I grew up with a circumcised friend who made fun of me for having an uncut weiner and now after all those years of feeling ashamed for having a different looking weiner I've realized how stupid this kid was and how gross having a circumcised penis is. When I take a number 2 the skin on my penis protects my weiner, I feel sorry for cut dudes.
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Purely
01/01/20 1:46:16 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
Having a circumcised penis is kind of gross, the gland and sensitive area behind the foreskin is exposed so when you take a dump, assuming your pecker isn't laughably tiny it will rub those sensitive areas all over the nasty toilet bowl that gets crap on it daily. I grew up with a circumcised friend who made fun of me for having an uncut weiner and now after all those years of feeling ashamed for having a different looking weiner I've realized how stupid this kid was and how gross having a circumcised penis is. When I take a number 2 the skin on my penis protects my weiner, I feel sorry for cut dudes.

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Turtlebread
01/01/20 1:49:43 AM
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Purely posted...
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You rub your dick on toilets?


let me guess you have a small penis

unless your dick is covered in poop 24/7 from toilet rubbing dont even fuckin speak to me bro

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NeonOctopus
01/01/20 1:56:26 AM
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ThyCorndog
01/01/20 2:04:10 AM
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SSJKirby posted...
Well you certainly have a lot of feelings on the matter
Lol

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gunplagirl
01/01/20 2:05:42 AM
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Purely posted...
tl;dr

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ultimate reaver
01/01/20 2:07:56 AM
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i find cut dicks way more desirable than uncut. the guys ive been with were the same when i asked

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stahlbaum
01/01/20 2:08:09 AM
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spudger
01/01/20 2:09:42 AM
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wife's had both, says cut is better.

nuff said
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Lonestar2000
01/01/20 2:21:35 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Circumcised people are not freaks, but we really should stop performing nonconsensual cosmetic surgery on children.

It's bizarre that it is a contentious issue in any society.

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smoke_break
01/01/20 2:21:52 AM
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I agree with the name calling. No one should be shamed for the dick they have now, but moving forward this unnecessary surgery needs to stop.

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JKRowling
01/01/20 2:22:25 AM
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