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Ilishe posted...

Great movie.

Also he was briefly in Hateful Eight.

@Ilishe. Carey Elwes was? I dont remember this.

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

Glory, A Castle for Christmas, other Saw films 72 films since Robin Hood Men in Tights. Let alone tv roles. Granted, they might not all be winners, but I think hes doing just fine.

Not joking I legit was thinking about watching castle for Christmas, a cheesy hallmark style rom com, just because it has him in it.

Its not a bad idea. Do it.

TheOnionKnight posted...

@spanky1

Nice! They do make good pets. Dont live long though. One of my rats would lick my hand whenever I let him.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

dont get me started on that show. i gave up like after episode 5 or 6.

shit was way too boring and some of the effects looked like ass. lol

What shocked me was how low budget it looked. Like that one battle in the woods with the "army" attacking the lady wizards who held that one dude captive in the cave. Looked like bad youtube larping stuff. And then I feel gaslit over it because a bunch of people say it was amazing. It felt cheap, small and low budget.

Given how bad Wheel of Time was, I dont have much faith in this being good.

Lmao that dude that ran on the field.

I liked the dancing animals. And Nope looks great.

I thought the qr code thing was smart. It probably got a ton of people to visit the site.

Should I drink while watching? I gotta work tomorrow.

Machete posted...

That arnold and selma hayek commercial was dumb as fuck

I liked it. :)

I'm crushing on the old rich lady at the poker table.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

When in doubt, just plagiarize CE topics to start conversations

"Reasons why boobs are better than ass."

Got it. :)

Me too!

I dont know if I like this news. I loved the misty daytime of the village section.

TheOnionKnight posted...

Don't let them drag out too long. Establish some basic interest, then just cut to the chase and ask for an in-person date. That's what works best for me.

Man I need an earpiece with you in it like a sitcom.

I honestly believe a pair of perfect breasts are the most beautiful things in existence.

So obviously I came straight to CE for advice.

So anyway, I have no idea how Tinder convos work. You'd think itd be easier than real life but its not for me. Knowledge that people screenshot these things and post them to laugh at is always in the back of my mind.

Sometimes they even message me first and I still can't make anything happen. Its like the fish jumped in the boat and I cant hit it with the oar.

What do I say? :V

Did they mention Dragon Quest 3?

I've got a Galaxy S9. What phone should I get if I got one soon?

Any mention of Dragon Quest 3?

Dragon Quest 3 remake info please!

Holy moly.

Imagine. Just imagine.

Those boobs.

Man I never realized that's what that part of a moving bridge looks like. I always just worried about the middle part when I think of them. I never realized there's basically a death trap at the ends that'll spill you down a kill hole.

Turbam posted...

Will it have Samsung Sam?

Oh I wish. ;_;

Ezekiel chapter 23 is where the real action is. B)

I'll be honest, the taste of beer doesn't do much for me now. But when I was a kid, my dad would do the "have just a little sip" thing, and that beer was the most delicious thing I'd ever put in my mouth ever. It's like my kid tastebuds could appreciate it, but now that I'm adult it's just drab.

I think it was maybe the fact that I could taste the alcohol back then. It actually made it flavorful. And it was ice cold and perfectly fizzy. I wonder what brand it was, I think it was something generic.

Doom Eternal is the only video game in my entire gaming life--ever since all the way back to the OG Super Mario Brothers--where I've had to turn the difficulty down from medium to easy. Never done that on any other game.

Malignant is my choice for this style of movie, just because it tricks you into thinking its this style of movie and then it's actually nuts.

Koala bear sex is nonstop horrific violent rape with the girl koala running and screaming for help.

I wonder about it more often than you'd think, actually.

Like, about once a week.

For some reason cave people sex is fascinating to me. Was it full blown rape all the time? Did the women want it? How'd they go about courting? Fascinating.

It's wild that Al and Marcy actors actually hate each other in real life just as much as their characters.

I thought you were talking about Mandela Effect. That's going on more lately too. For instance, in my universe, Meatloaf's most well-known song was I Would Do Anything For Love. In this universe I got merged with, it's Bat Out Of Hell.

It has that big booty shield lady so I wanna play it.

Kramer was just a really different character in general. He was more like a recluse grizzled kinda guy, more wierd in a bad way than fun way.

People underestimate how much of an asshole Kramer was. He always put people in horrible situations with his antics. It wasn't as purposeful as the others, and he didn't know what he was doing, but he was a psychopath and it effected people around him. Plus all the barging into Jerry's house and eating his food and just generally being a huge nuisance.

To me, George is the biggest asshole, then Kramer, then Elaine, then Jerry. He at least seems to be self-aware and struggles with morality when making choices, even if he usually makes the bad choice.

This whole video and topic made me want to eat Little Ceasers today, so I swung by for lunch, wanting to get the hot n ready deal. I looked forward to counting the pepperonis.

So I stood there and a real hillbilly looking old lady took my order. I said I'd like a pepperoni hot n ready pizza. Now the Ceasers by my work always has tons of them ready right then and there so I always figured it was just a given that they always have them. She told me they sold out.

So I was like, huh, okay. Well that's not a big deal. These pizzas don't take long to cook, they're probably cooking up the next batch right now, probably just a couple minutes. So I ask how long it would be for one to come out, she looked confused and shouted to the cook in the back.

I couldn't hear what he said, but he said some stuff, and then the lady came back and mumbled something and wouldn't give a straight answer. I was like, uh, so about how long will it take? And she was like, "I've been in the back breading dough, so I don't know what's going on here".

And then I just kinda stood there for a while, thinking. I literally said the word "uh" out loud a few times. And she just stood there. I asked "so should I wait or...?" and she exchanged some words with the cook again, and then just came back completely silent. It was extremely awkward. So I just said, "okay, uh, bye." And I left.

I went to a cajun sub place next door, and I ate the most delicious steak BBQ sandwich I've ever had in my life for lunch. And that's the story of how I found a new favorite sub place.

Him complaining about lack of beef in taco bell stuff speaks to my soul.

My bedroom door was shut when I woke up this morning. I never shut my bedroom door, ever. I wasn't drunk or super sleepy last night, I know I didn't do it then.

Spooky.

Lmao the magic trick where she tells him to check his pockets. So dumb.

TheOnionKnight posted...

Makes sense to me that she'd be popular! She has one of the best songs in the movie, she's heroic and positive without being a "boring good guy," she has a cool design, and she's very relatable. I can't think of too many women bodybuilder characters period, let alone women bodybuilders in kids' media.

I don't know about the marketing/merchandising stuff. But I wouldn't be surprised if she's a breakout character from the movie and Disney wasn't prepared for it. Reminds me of how Disney was shocked that Lion King was successful, because they thought nobody would care about a story with no humans.

Well she sounds like she's right up my alley. I need to watch the movie!

Tag.

@TheOnionKnight. Whats your take?

1D is where it's at. Dem solid straight lines, mmm.

What a thing for those kids to see, their mom dying right then and there.

The grabbing enemies are there to make sure your team sticks together. They're nothing if you have teamwork. I don't mind them.

I'm almost to level 25 on Engineer. He's surprisingly good at combat I've found, especially after you get rid of the shotgun. The turrets are actually effect, I was expecting them to suck. I get about half my kills from them it feels like.

A pregnant former meth addict.

Benicio del Toro. He looks like the personification of cigarettes.