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SquantoZ
02/02/22 7:39:36 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot%27s_daughters#In_the_Book_of_Genesis

Should this disgusting book be allowed in schools?

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opopopza
02/02/22 7:43:25 AM
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Gotcha!

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Alteres
02/02/22 7:43:29 AM
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I dont even know if my school library had a copy of the Bible, and I was one of the few students that actually used it to get books to read.

Do schools still have those?

My middle school and highschool libraries were actually quite impressive looking back on it.

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Fam_Fam
02/02/22 8:12:14 AM
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i saw a video of this recently
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nfearurspecimn
02/02/22 8:15:02 AM
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Got what I expected when I saw this topic.

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Mike Xtreme
02/02/22 8:16:48 AM
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Literally thought "oh, like in the Bible" before clicking

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lilORANG
02/02/22 8:19:53 AM
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Before that happens, dad offers those daughters up to an angry mob.....

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SquantoZ
02/03/22 11:09:45 AM
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I think it's mentioned as being taboo and all that

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WingsOfGood
02/03/22 11:17:46 AM
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I saw the video.
Honestly, should have went with the story of a dude chopping the penis off a bunch of dudes and cutting the foreskins off to use as dowry to his future father in-law to claim his wife.

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BlackOmnimon
02/03/22 11:19:13 AM
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Just like one of my hentais. Except the dad was blackmailed by one of the daughters, not drunk.

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Golden_Key33
02/03/22 11:23:50 AM
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In my religious school we all had to write a story based on one from the Bible for a contest. A series of events led to me getting assigned the story of Lot and his daughters. It wasn't until years later that it dawned on me that I probably didn't win because poor innocent me had written what in today's terms would be called incess smut...

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brotrrwinner
02/03/22 11:24:37 AM
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nope

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KStateKing17
02/03/22 11:25:51 AM
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Mike Xtreme posted...
Literally thought "oh, like in the Bible" before clicking


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HaVeNII7
02/03/22 11:25:53 AM
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How to catch a CEman.

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bladegash
02/03/22 11:31:10 AM
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I would love to have the ability to get blackout drunk and not be subject to whiskey dick.

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Arcanine2009
02/03/22 11:35:33 AM
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someone probably made a step dad step sis open out of this

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yemmy
02/03/22 11:53:51 AM
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Hey TC remember when you told me you were going to beat me to death and only got a warning?

Good times

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Solar_Crimson
02/03/22 11:57:48 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Before that happens, dad offers those daughters up to an angry mob.....
Yep. But said mob weren't interested, and instead wanted to have gay sex (or rape) Lot's Angelic guests.

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SquantoZ
02/03/22 12:04:58 PM
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yemmy posted...
Hey TC remember when you told me you were going to beat me to death and only got a warning?

Good times

Did I? I don't recall.

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Sczoyd
02/03/22 12:09:44 PM
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I can't think of that happening in the Bible except for the laws against it.
They weren't really into that, they actually had pretty strict cleanliness/purity laws for ancient people. Incest, on the other hand, was fine apparently, and women were basically property.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/03/22 12:13:47 PM
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Lot was a real piece of shit to offer up his own children for the mob to rape, his guests might have been angels or some shit but to let your own children be raped instead of random strangers is fucking insane.

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brestugo
02/03/22 12:15:32 PM
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Been a while since I've read a Bible but IIRC, it's pretty strict about that. There's lots of incest though. From Adam and Eve's children to just after Noah's ark those folks were breeding with close relatives.

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VipaGTS
02/03/22 12:16:23 PM
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I saw the video of some guy tricking Righties with this. When he told them it was the Bible they just said oh no its your wrong and acted like he was just fucking with them.

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Sczoyd
02/03/22 1:05:36 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
I saw the video of some guy tricking Righties with this. When he told them it was the Bible they just said oh no its your wrong and acted like he was just fucking with them.

Yeah there's a lot of messed up stuff in the bible but evangelicals don't really read it, they just trust their pastors to tell them what it says.
Which is how Jesus went from a guy who said it's virtually impossible for a rich person to go to heaven to a guy who wants you to send your money to multi-millionaire megachurch pastors to get their third luxury private jet.

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Solar_Crimson
02/03/22 1:07:08 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
I saw the video of some guy tricking Righties with this. When he told them it was the Bible they just said oh no its your wrong and acted like he was just fucking with them.
Evangelicals' knowledge of the Bible is so pathetic that your average Atheist probably knows more about it than they do.

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Turbam
02/03/22 1:10:36 PM
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The story of Lot's incestuous relationship with his daughters is not alluded to in the Quran.

Christianity wins again

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Sczoyd
02/03/22 1:11:47 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Evangelicals' knowledge of the Bible is so pathetic that your average Atheist probably knows more about it than they do.

Yeah especially considering a lot of atheists are people who were raised in church environments and saw how the churches have been used by the Right to hurt the sick and poor in this country.

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3PiesAndAFork
02/03/22 1:17:32 PM
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Sczoyd posted...
Yeah there's a lot of messed up stuff in the bible but evangelicals don't really read it, they just trust their pastors to tell them what it says.
Which is how Jesus went from a guy who said it's virtually impossible for a rich person to go to heaven to a guy who wants you to send your money to multi-millionaire megachurch pastors to get their third luxury private jet.
This is why the republicans thrive on illiteracy.

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FortuneCookie
02/03/22 1:18:23 PM
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"Oh, it's like that Bible sto-"

Somehow, I was thinking this was going to be a news story out of Texas.
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Pogo_Marimo
02/03/22 1:37:12 PM
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That's hot. That's a hot way to live.

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spanky1
02/03/22 1:38:30 PM
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Ezekiel chapter 23 is where the real action is. B)

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ExtremeLuchador
02/04/22 9:43:59 PM
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You don't take every story literally.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/04/22 9:46:21 PM
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Bible making rappers look like Kidz Bop.

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SquantoZ
02/06/22 2:59:02 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
You don't take every story literally.

'splain.

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