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SydneySweenHero
02/09/22 7:10:50 PM
#52:


ass ass titties titties

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SiO4
02/09/22 10:24:15 PM
#53:


I, SiO4, support the assertions made in the original post.

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apocalyptic_4
02/09/22 10:29:35 PM
#54:


Lol no

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jumi
02/09/22 10:33:11 PM
#55:


SydneySweenHero posted...
ass ass titties titties

Milk, milk, lemonade...

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1337toothbrush
02/09/22 10:44:40 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
-Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste
It's not the ass that produces waste, it's the intestines.

SydneySweenHero posted...
-When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means with was bad

-Boobs have a lot of fun names, such as melons, knockers, sweater puppies, honkers, ballistics, etc.
Ass does have a few fun names like junk in the trunk, cake, etc. but not NEARLY as many as boobs do

-If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you do the same to ass, you're a weirdo

-When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack
These are just cultural. In cultures where women go topless, men that go goo-goo over tits could be seen as babies.

SydneySweenHero posted...
-People who stare at boobs are brave because they risk the situation since the woman's gaze is right there, thus the excitement adds to the view.
People who stare at ass are cowards because there's no risk of getting caught, thus the view lacks any excitement.
Both are creeps. You're not supposed to stare that long.

SydneySweenHero posted...
-Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy and endless combinations, because they're open minded.
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

You're showing your narrowmindedness here. Shape plays a huge role in ass desirability.

SydneySweenHero posted...
-No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Some people are gonna say "hurr durr, ass is the original tho!". Yes, but so is walking on all fours and living in caves. Ass is for unevolved neanderthals and boobs are for the evolved homo sapien
Sounds like a bogus hypothesis about the jaw and mouth, but even if that was true, so what?

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1337toothbrush
02/09/22 10:50:23 PM
#57:


Mr Sandbag posted...
Probably the best topic on CE right now. I can't fault you, but I have to include...

-A women can always get an ass by working out, but can't get natural nice tits if she wasn't born with them

A great pair of tits is rarer, and thus more valuable.
So tits are RNG but asses are a true meritocracy. Score another point for ass.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/09/22 10:50:48 PM
#58:


Keep up the great work TC

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Crayon_Lover
02/09/22 10:52:35 PM
#59:


I never understood why other guys preferred ass over boobs.... until I started to have sex and then I realized their importance

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trappedunderice
02/09/22 10:52:59 PM
#60:


Tc is like the weird guy at your work that everyone tries to avoid.
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Sharashaska
02/09/22 11:12:37 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
So tits are RNG but asses are a true meritocracy. Score another point for ass.


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au_gold
02/09/22 11:22:03 PM
#62:


Ass >

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eggcorn
02/09/22 11:40:26 PM
#64:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Yes.


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InTheEyesOfFire
02/09/22 11:43:41 PM
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YugiNoob
02/09/22 11:47:34 PM
#66:


au_gold posted...
Ass >
Correct. Ass is greater than nothing. Neon's points are absolutely spot on.

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au_gold
02/09/22 11:56:02 PM
#67:


SydneySweenHero posted...
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.
This just isnt true. Tight, firm asses are beautiful too.

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averagejoel
02/10/22 12:02:59 AM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
-When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means with was bad
this is the one that really won me over

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Scotty_Rogers
02/10/22 12:05:37 AM
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EyeWontBeFooled
02/10/22 12:12:43 AM
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69+ posts in and there is one pic of boob and no picture of ass so bothhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/6/AACjiOAAC6JO.jpg

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im not 13
02/10/22 12:18:23 AM
#71:


Tiddies get boring after you suck on them for a while

There is no greater sight than looking at a big ol ass bouncing up and down you

Ass wins

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Person106
02/10/22 12:20:48 AM
#72:


au_gold posted...
This just isnt true. Tight, firm asses are beautiful too.

I prefer tiny high-knees over big ass, although they probably aren't practical for buttsex.
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Returning_CEmen
02/10/22 12:25:02 AM
#73:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/3/AAOCcDAAC6JV.jpg

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DB_Insider
02/10/22 12:51:15 AM
#74:


Boobs and ass like ying and yang. Neither can live without another or rather they complement each other to make complete being known as The Waifu.

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SiO4
02/10/22 12:55:35 AM
#75:


DB_Insider posted...
Boobs and ass like ying and yang. Neither can live without another or rather they complement each other to make complete being known as The Waifu.


I wasn't where you were going with that, but ya, I chuckled!!

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SydneySweenHero
02/10/22 3:23:57 AM
#76:


trappedunderice posted...
Tc is like the weird guy at your work that everyone tries to avoid.
sigless user logic

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WaterLink
02/10/22 3:35:16 AM
#77:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/4/AAHtixAAAj4U.jpg

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Kloe_Rinz
02/10/22 4:27:36 AM
#78:


TC on both copium and life support
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Heartomaton
02/10/22 4:33:04 AM
#79:


My Facebook feed has taken to showing me videos of women with serious booties. I'm not complaining, I just wish there were more tig bitties in them. >:

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SydneySweenHero
02/10/22 5:28:48 AM
#80:


Kloe_Rinz posted...
TC on both copium and life support

SydneySweenHero posted...
sigless user logic


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Kloe_Rinz
02/10/22 5:32:14 AM
#81:


love how tc doesnt deny hes on copium
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Turbam
02/10/22 6:14:05 AM
#83:


You tell an ass man you prefer boobs and he'll say:
"Cool man, no problem"

You tell a boob man you prefer ass and he'll say:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

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Kim_Seong-a
02/10/22 6:16:07 AM
#84:


Boobs are supreme, but I respect the versatility of the ass

Dumbass
Smartass
Jackass
Kickass
Badass
Hardass

If the ass were a tarot card, it would be The Fool. Infinite possibilities

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trappedunderice
02/10/22 6:18:01 AM
#85:


SydneySweenHero posted...
sigless user logic
You proved my point.
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Funcoland
02/10/22 7:27:57 AM
#86:


As an asexual who doesn't want to fuck anyone or anything but appreciates the aesthetics of the human body...

Hips > Ass > Thighs and legs > tits for women.

Abs > ass > shoulders > chest for men.

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DB_Insider
02/10/22 8:17:14 AM
#87:


Naoto big boobs

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YWS-is-King
02/10/22 8:49:33 AM
#88:


Boob guys are immature.

Ass is for men.

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YugiNoob
02/10/22 1:03:22 PM
#89:


YWS-is-King posted...
Boob guys are immature.

Ass is for men.
You take that back you meanie poopyhead

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im not 13
02/10/22 1:12:59 PM
#90:


You can be sexy with a flat chest

No ass is undatable for me

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X-Men
02/10/22 1:13:01 PM
#91:


Nothing like a huge pair of natural tits. Emphasis on the natural part. A somewhat plump ass can still be acceptable, but flat chested is a deal breaker for me personally.

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fohstick
02/10/22 1:17:43 PM
#92:


TC is absolutely right
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spanky1
02/10/22 1:21:02 PM
#93:


I honestly believe a pair of perfect breasts are the most beautiful things in existence.

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SydneySweenHero
02/10/22 2:06:45 PM
#94:


im not 13 posted...
You can be sexy with a flat chest

No ass is undatable for me
All boobs are beautiful. The perkiness of small boobs, the handful of medium boobs, the bounciness of large boobs

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Heartomaton
02/10/22 2:35:36 PM
#95:


YugiNoob posted...
You take that back you meanie poopyhead

I wouldn't expect someone who has done the reprehensible thing he has done to be a nice person.

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SydneySweenHero
02/10/22 5:41:51 PM
#96:


spanky1 posted...
I honestly believe a pair of perfect breasts are the most beautiful things in existence.
Unironically true

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ThePusher
02/10/22 5:44:33 PM
#97:


Turbam posted...
You tell an ass man you prefer boobs and he'll say:
"Cool man, no problem"

You tell a boob man you prefer ass and he'll say:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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garan
02/10/22 5:48:20 PM
#98:


I like both, but I generally agree that nice, real boobs are more rare... especially compared to the 'thicc' fat asses that so much of CE seems to like.

Legs are best though.
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SydneySweenHero
02/10/22 7:00:15 PM
#99:


Turbam posted...
You tell an ass man you prefer boobs and he'll say:
"Cool man, no problem"

You tell a boob man you prefer ass and he'll say:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
lmao no. It's literally the opposite of this

....my topic is an exception tho >_> I'm just fired up from my boob passion

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Jx1010
02/10/22 7:01:34 PM
#100:


DrizztLink posted...
A child suckles at the nipple.

An adult eats ass.
This
close topic

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Kloe_Rinz
02/10/22 7:32:56 PM
#101:


SydneySweenHero posted...
lmao no. It's literally the opposite of this

....my topic is an exception tho >_> I'm just fired up from my boob passion
If every interaction is an exception, it becomes a rule. Its been the rule for decades
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