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TopicIf you smoke weed, you are a loser
mattnd2007
12/04/19 1:03:38 PM
#11
Dude this is just

Lazy

This is like F- level trolling

Unless it's meta trolling. Hmm. Trolling intentionally bad which then adds another level to the trolling?

Then B+

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TopicHow many of you are actually illuminati agent spie
mattnd2007
12/04/19 12:49:03 PM
#17
Lol I clearly need sleep. That was pure stream of consciousness insanity. I'm kind of proud of that one lol

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TopicFuck Trump, he's playing you all.
mattnd2007
12/04/19 12:44:00 PM
#12
27D chess

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TopicHow many of you are actually illuminati agent spie
mattnd2007
12/04/19 12:42:30 PM
#15
I could be like MK ultra

Who knows. I kind of doubt it. But who knows.

Someone comes up to me one day and says the trigger phrase "I like to eat petunia sandwiches on the 37th of March in Des Moines at 2204" then boom I'm off to liberate the north Pole from Santa Claus to give it back to the Mexican people

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TopicHillary Clinton is live in studio on Howard Stern now
mattnd2007
12/04/19 11:26:14 AM
#16
DeadBankerDream posted...
Is she gonna ride his sybian?
Lol gross

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 8:08:32 AM
#13
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Dont they pay like 200k for jobs without degrees?
Not anymore unless you work like a bajillion hours per week. But still pretty reasonable that most field workers break over 100k per year.

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TopicPracticing makeup.
mattnd2007
12/04/19 6:14:42 AM
#9
If I ever make it to Europe(which I plan to) can you show me around? You're legit one of the more interesting international CEmen on here. You and pinky. That dude is cool af too.

This would be years down the road. Got more trips I need to make on this side of the earth first lol

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 5:52:53 AM
#10
Higher rent rates than NYC.

Friend has a 1 bed 1 bath. Nice but not that nice. 1000 per month. Anywhere else in ND that would be a luxury apartment.

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 5:51:27 AM
#8
That's where I would recommend. If possible do not go to Williston. It's the armpit and or butthole of the oilfield. Worst of the worst. If you guys are ever bored look up some of the crazy crime stories about the town.

One that still sticks with me is a guy getting beaten to death right in front of the Heartbreakers strip club. Plenty of people watching. Could have stopped it. No one did.

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 5:48:28 AM
#7
Actually Colorado still in good shape too. So that would also be an option. I don't have contacts there directly, but I have contacts that would probably have contacts there.

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 5:41:41 AM
#6
CADE FOSTER posted...
Halliburton made billions when Cheney was vice president
Yup. That's a long complicated fucked up story. If y'all want to hear it I can tell it. Just not right now. too tired, incoherent, etc.

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 5:40:08 AM
#5
But yes I legit could help you get a job with them when that time comes. I have some pretty important contacts.

Would probably have to work in Williston though. The Bakken is really the only still profitable basin at this point.

Permian is pretending to be in good shape still. But rumor is that big layoffs are coming to Texas soon. If I was working down there I'd be pretty nervous.

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 5:37:36 AM
#4
Turtlebread posted...
can you get me a job at halliburton
You don't want to right now.

Wait like a year or two. I think they are doing some back channel with an unknown entity where whatever entity is will acquire halliburton.

Back when I was getting laid off halli was attempting to do a hostile takeover acquisition of Baker Hughes. Government put a stop to that do to the combo company would have monopolized the industry. Schlumberger is still the industry leader, but they wouldn't have even been able to compete combined company.

But now shoe on other foot. Halliburton needs to be bought out to survive. So their best option is to reach out to potential buyers and say "we're for sale, please buy us"

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TopicHalliburton finally gets what they deserve fuck ya
mattnd2007
12/04/19 4:13:47 AM
#1
https://www.koco.com/article/halliburton-to-relocate-majority-of-el-reno-operations-to-duncan-location-company-officials-say/30107491

https://calgaryherald.com/business/halliburton-to-suspend-cementing-operations-in-alberta

To be clear I feel bad for the people losing their jobs. But I'm glad the company itself is doing so poorly.

The one thing halliburton does right is train people. The phrase halliburton trains the oilfield is tossed around a lot and is accurate. It is a lot of people's first oilfield job because of their high turnover rate. They always need people because they treat their people like shit.

If the people laid off want to stay in the industry they will find plenty of opportunities at companies that will actually treat them like human beings.

For perspective halliburton was my first grown up job. In the lab. Loved my team and my boss. Learned a hell of a lot both about actual science and also the real world.

But the company as a whole is terrible. My boss worked there 30 years because they have great benefits and pay. But he hated the company itself the whole time he worked for them. He stuck around because he loved the work and his team.

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TopicI've noticed a disturbing trend on CE.
mattnd2007
12/04/19 4:05:40 AM
#14
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Do you think it's sad seeing the same people using the same gimmick for over 10 years? I've been on Gamefaqs since (2003) and it's a little something to see that the same users that have been here for over a decade are still posting the same as they did when they were 12. They never want to stop trolling and people keep falling for their bait.
I've changed over time. But I've never had a gimmick. I rub some people the wrong way. But I am who I am. Honestly I'm closer to being my real self on here than in real life. It's actually weird and not weird to think about at the same time.

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TopicI've noticed a disturbing trend on CE.
mattnd2007
12/04/19 3:59:33 AM
#12
WTF you talking about trend lol

I've been posting on CE since 2007 on and off. People been doing that the whole time I've been here. Hell I'm guilty of it. But it is why I love CE and will be here on and off until I die or gamefaqs dies.

Y'all are like my super fucked up and disfunctional online extended family

Ur stuck with me boyos. Like it or not lol.

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TopicIn P5 you can bang your teacher then have her make coffee in a maid outfit
mattnd2007
12/04/19 3:56:34 AM
#22
Lol holy shit. God bless Japan. I might have to pick the game up some day just because it sounds batshit crazy in the best way possible.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/04/19 3:54:31 AM
#91
ssjevot posted...
One of the "proud boys" literally put a dildo in his butt to stick it to Islam or something. It's really not that hard to believe people will do things like this just to troll.
Exactly. People underestimate human ability to do dumb shit for real life trolling. The internet changed the game, forever.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 11:15:40 PM
#77
Whatever dude I'm out. Calm the fuck down. I'm not angry at all. Just explaining my point of view. That is how adults are supposed to converse.

Cheers m8!

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 11:13:29 PM
#75
Well said. I have accepted Jenner. Don't know enough about white to have an opinion either way.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 11:07:47 PM
#72
Esrac posted...
Almost everyone here who knows about Yaniv already knows that.
I know but it needs to be reiterated until it starts sinking in for everyone. I struggle with understanding transgender issues. But I'm trying. Long term I'm going to be a high school science teacher so I'm really trying to let go of my old biases and misunderstandings. There is no room for that line of thinking in such an important role. Also to be a better role model for my niece. She's going to grow up in a constantly changing world. She doesn't need her dumb uncle influencing her in bad ways.

Yaniv is actively working against this. They are not transgender. I refuse to believe that.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 11:04:39 PM
#71
Hairistotle posted...
Yaniv has demonstrated herself as someone who cannot be taken at their word. She deserves no benefit of the doubt and by all accounts seems like she's lying about being trans. I don't think she deserves to be legitimized and I don't think that says anything about other trans people
Agreed. All the shit they have pulled strictly for attention is disturbing.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 10:58:46 PM
#68
Yaniv is a piece of shit monster. Predator. Child abuser will inevitably be added to their rap sheet if they aren't stopped.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 10:43:11 PM
#64
Medussa I understand you are upset right now, but please listen to Crono. He knows what he's talking about. I swear.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 10:39:08 PM
#128
But I also know she doesn't have a snowball's change in hell

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 10:38:04 PM
#127
The Great Muta 22 posted...
I won't call you any names and simply ask why do you prefer Tulsi over anyone else?
At heart I'm a very mixed person on my politics. On the one hand I'm very antigun control. I believe we have the 2nd for a reason. But on the other hand fuck the pubs for mostly only caring about keeping themselves rich and fuck the rest. I'm very against our position of "world police"

It's complicated. Her platform lines up the closest to how I feel. Not exactly, but the closest I've seen in a long time.

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TopicIs Anna Kendrick hot??
mattnd2007
12/03/19 10:34:27 PM
#54
Lol I dunno. She taps into that cute kinda fucked up but in a good way. Like in a hypothetical I could get with her situation, I'd wife her in a heartbeat.

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TopicIs Anna Kendrick hot??
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:40:16 PM
#51
MelzezDoor posted...
Household name but zero "no pics" posts?!
That is the power of Anna's sexiness lol. It defies normal CE rules apparently.

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TopicPokemon GO General the Third: SwSh caused the second one to purge.
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:38:42 PM
#151
Haven't had enough time to work on those yet. Also it's winter. Too cold most days to play much.

I like to actually walk when I play. Most people here in the winter play Pokemon drive instead of Pokemon go lol.

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Topic"i feel weird and rly anxious today, almost like i'm hungover"
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:36:48 PM
#12
LadyVyxx posted...
The "anxious and depressed" feelings of despair and gloom you feel after a night on the sauce is what we call "the fear". Its normal, and even if you're a very rare drinker it's actually slight withdrawal. Gets worse with age and of course your consumption levels/frequency
Yeah. I can definitely tell it gets worse every year. It honestly has stopped me from getting drunk except for maybe a couple times a year. I still drink sometimes, but only 2 at most. If I do get hammered I suffer for a day or 2 with bad anxiety.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:32:53 PM
#114
Keith_Valentine posted...
Oh really? What was the highest she ever polled, maybe 5% or so? She had one highlight where she criticized Biden about race, huge shocker. No, she didnt stand a chance. She had no presence, no ideas, no substance. Just another whinyass liberal, same old shit different packaging.

Beto never had a shot either. His bitchass couldnt win in Texas.. Against Ted Cruz. So he decided to run for president? On a platform of garbage, white people are bad but hey im different even though im white af Kennedy wannabe pussy wasp. Also, Booker is a bitch too.

Only candidates I give props are Bernie, cuz at least the crazy old fuck is sincere with his commie views. Oh sorry.. Socialist. Hes gonna make America a workers paradise though. And Warren, the Native princess, cuz at least she has lots of ideas and actually cares. And Trump will beat the holy shit out of any of those flawed candidates, wait and see. Ive been saying it and i stand by it, Dems are screwed. Just look at Biden, thats your champion? Ok, lets elect Creepy Grandpa Joe and see how that goes, with his tingly legs hairs and black kids on his lap.
They need to get rid of Biden. If they go with him they will lose. I could see Bernie or Warren winning if the other Dems actually help out for the common goal. Right now they should be competitive, we're still in primaries. But once a candidate is selected they need to be helpful instead of further sabotaging each other.

If they go with Biden I'm voting 3rd party again. At this point still prefer Tulsi(save your breath guys you've called me a moron, traitor, etc enough in other topics) but for a realistic candidate I can support Warren more than Sanders.

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TopicPokemon GO General the Third: SwSh caused the second one to purge.
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:28:13 PM
#149
I'm still in unova stone drought. Only gotten one so far since they've been out. Keeping it for litwick. Already have enough candy for the monkey, but my buddy is just going to trade me his since he's been lucky and has like 4 unova stones already. And since the monkey is garbage.

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Topic"i feel weird and rly anxious today, almost like i'm hungover"
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:25:08 PM
#9
Oh same dude same. I like to say I'm too smart to be this dumb lol.

But with age (hopefully) comes wisdom.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:15:21 PM
#110
Bestoffuture posted...
https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1201931955002052608?s=20


Lol

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TopicIs Anna Kendrick hot??
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:12:00 PM
#49
Blue_Target posted...
https://youtu.be/WX5kGbO31L8
Oh man I remember seeing that scene for the first time. The sexual tension is palpable.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 6:03:12 PM
#104
DippinSauce posted...
Kamala Supporters have worms in their brains.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EK5cTA4WoAEH3FL?format=jpg&name=medium
Wut

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 5:42:44 PM
#98
mario2000 posted...
User Info: SatsuiNoPlatano
Rookie User
User Since: Nov 2019
Karma: 11
Active Posts: 18
Exactly. Can't possibly be because she wasn't the best option. Nope. Must be because everyone is racist. I don't even know who the best option is. But it wasn't Harris. Was never going to be Harris.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 3:05:57 PM
#84
ThyCorndog posted...
A primary is not a party "eating itself". They're competing, and she lost
Ya that was a pretty dumb post. Or just bait.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:59:47 PM
#20
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Do you get banned if you call Yaniv a guy?
Not banned. But oftentimes modded. I honestly think it's probably at the corporate level. Not actual gfaqs. They don't know what to do so they massively err on the side of caution.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:57:55 PM
#79
CruelBuffalo posted...
I gave her money back in Jan. Her lack of response to criticisms caused me to lose excitement with her. She felt very grab bag with her positions just grabbing things and trying to see what stuck. I didnt get her message as easily (even if you dont agree with their stances) like Warren, Sanders, and Pete.

Booker is another one (lol optics on me) of doing the same type of campaigning and now pretending to be a unifier lol
Fuck booker tbh. He doesn't have a clue as to who he is supposed to be. I don't agree with all the others, but at least they are picking some kind of roll to stand with.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:55:51 PM
#17
hockeybub89 posted...
Do trans women go to gynecologists? They're women, not delusional
No. I say this at the risk of being modded.

Yaniv is not trans. They are a professional troll. Almost like Psy ops bullshit imo. Like trying to discredit actual transexual women.

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:51:12 PM
#15
ColdOne666 posted...
Why would someone with a penis try to go to a gynecologist? WTF
Cuz yaniv

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Topic"i feel weird and rly anxious today, almost like i'm hungover"
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:50:25 PM
#5
Been there. Done that.

"Why do I feel so anxious today?"

Oh I unno maybe the 9 beers you had last night are functioning like a depressant. Knowing you are being dumb doesn't always stop oneself from being dumb.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:48:00 PM
#72
DippinSauce posted...
Yeah, they were once called hillary supporters.
Lol oh snap

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:47:30 PM
#12
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Is this the ball waxing person?
Ya

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:46:52 PM
#10
Yeah. Yaniv is a huge piece of shit

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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:45:39 PM
#7
Can Twitter just block yanivs account already? Stop giving them a voice. That's all they want. Professional troll basically.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:42:26 PM
#68
konokonohamaru posted...
One can hope
Honestly I'd vote for yang. He isn't perfect. His yangbux plan needs work. But I think he has a lot of potential.

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mattnd2007
12/03/19 2:40:52 PM
#67
gguirao posted...
Booker's next.
Hope so

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