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TopicITT: Songs from the 70s and 80s
matteus70
06/10/23 4:58:10 PM
#270
Another song just to chill with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqZ2JBVXgpA

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TopicITT: Songs from the 70s and 80s
matteus70
06/10/23 4:41:37 PM
#269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcyAGJSWSI

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
06/10/23 10:42:10 AM
#354
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D3G8fsPFE7g

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
06/02/23 9:27:22 AM
#329
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAY3DRAAEiCy.jpg

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
05/15/23 11:16:14 AM
#266
Eh, you're lucky you're getting a decent burial, me own father got thrown in the bog.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
05/11/23 6:36:25 PM
#253
We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

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TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
matteus70
05/01/23 8:30:24 PM
#466
Steve1989MRE is back. Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKfWQ3Sij68

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TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
matteus70
04/29/23 6:21:18 PM
#412
Ahh OE. It's been a while.

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TopicMemes #37
matteus70
04/29/23 5:19:12 PM
#353
MabusIncarnate posted...
Holy shit Olive Garden breadstick hot dog bun is genius
Oh yeah that needs to be a thing.

Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AAcI8BAAEbew.jpg
Brilliant.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
04/27/23 2:43:20 PM
#205
This should provide adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.

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TopicWhen you fart in public how do you react?
matteus70
04/21/23 7:29:17 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFDfNc6zaI

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TopicA priest and a minister walk into a bar.
matteus70
04/18/23 1:36:24 PM
#3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NxvDCx-ILhk

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TopicEntitled Baseball Pitcher upset flight crew told his wife to parent their kid
matteus70
04/18/23 11:43:33 AM
#78
Vyrulisse posted...
https://twitter.com/TafikiJr/status/1647644970910720001
Lol

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Topicshe's making Hawkeye type of shots
matteus70
04/18/23 9:07:20 AM
#55
Reflex bows today aren't much different than in ancient times.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
04/11/23 2:48:54 PM
#131
Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

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TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
matteus70
04/10/23 6:22:39 PM
#90
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Pro tip: try not to fall into the fuckin blades.
I remember a grisly scene in the book Misery where Annie kills a cop with a lawnmower.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
matteus70
04/10/23 12:24:48 PM
#125
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2-wlJ7apA

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TopicMemes #36
matteus70
04/01/23 6:21:43 AM
#184
Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/3/AAcI8BAAEUYp.jpg
That looks like a young Gordon Ramsay.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/24/23 7:12:18 AM
#493
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CKLFp-g6qis

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TopicHelp me expand my reactions folder.
matteus70
03/20/23 12:39:20 PM
#146
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/8/AAY3DRAAETGE.jpg

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TopicDrinking Topic 162 - The story so far. Cosmos is mine. I choose.
matteus70
03/16/23 5:23:50 PM
#85
It took the police three weeks to find this guy. What the fuck?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/1/AAY3DRAAESRJ.jpg

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TopicMemes #35
matteus70
03/16/23 5:11:19 PM
#223
Monkey Song for me.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/14/23 3:30:38 PM
#444
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAQwHjAAD8ql.png

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/13/23 5:05:21 PM
#432
masterpug53 posted...
"Careful! They're ruffled!"

(also from that same ep)

"Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the grou..."

*pauses, aghast*

"...Sweet dreams and flying machines flying safely through the air..."
James Taylor, the unkempt youngster.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/13/23 3:52:08 PM
#427
Ah, no! The corn! Paul Newmans gonna have my legs broke.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/07/23 5:23:34 PM
#414
There's a 4:30 in the morning now?

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TopicPat Benatarp.
matteus70
03/07/23 4:00:48 PM
#5
Love is a cattle field.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/07/23 11:39:40 AM
#405
Hey, they're playing the elephant song.
I love that. Reminds me of elephants.

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TopicOpposite movie titles.
matteus70
03/04/23 6:59:15 AM
#142
Apocalypse at Some Point

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/01/23 5:07:43 PM
#331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uLFDRmaz44

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/01/23 4:12:29 PM
#326
Is there a 'Homer Simpson' present?
No, I'm afraid he couldn't "bee" here.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
03/01/23 11:15:56 AM
#317
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: "Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy...where our beds and TV...is.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
02/25/23 4:54:21 PM
#284
D'oh!
A deer!
A female deer!

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
02/22/23 7:27:07 AM
#269
Bake him away, toys.

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
02/20/23 9:48:17 AM
#252
You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

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Topicim drunk ama
matteus70
02/17/23 5:01:27 PM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UG4UI7Q9aI

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TopicOld simpsons jokes you remember randomly
matteus70
02/15/23 12:39:04 PM
#229
"But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good!"
"Mr. Simpson, Gary spilled his ear medicine."

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TopicDrinking Topic 160: All about da nunu puffs
matteus70
02/12/23 6:55:22 PM
#176
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
The only way I know of this guy is he was on the TPB Podcast once. He said he used to get allllll cranked up on drugs.
Yeah he's never shied away from that. He says he's clean now but I think he just found the level between being fucked up and being functional.

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TopicDrinking Topic 160: All about da nunu puffs
matteus70
02/12/23 5:05:09 PM
#173
I love Matty Matheson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekGcGeqmg9U

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TopicBest song about a Day?
matteus70
02/11/23 4:26:11 AM
#27
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7BKKaKT_dtM

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TopicDrinking Topic 159: Johnny had a better idea but we were all already passed out
matteus70
02/03/23 3:53:36 PM
#320
a-c-a-b posted...
Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%

I dunno why this was in my Youtube recommendations but I'm feeling less stressed out now.

https://youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU
They are definitely onto something there. Also til beavers have excellent hands.

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TopicDrinking Topic 159: Johnny had a better idea but we were all already passed out
matteus70
02/02/23 7:22:19 PM
#293
Some people hate Dan Bell but I find his dead mall series fascinating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPj0tlFSnL0

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TopicITT: Men handling big sausages
matteus70
01/29/23 11:02:45 AM
#24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ1J0UNQwI0

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TopicFACT - Temple of Doom was the best one.
matteus70
01/23/23 6:15:05 AM
#28
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUTdwa1t3lo

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TopicDrinking topic 158: i almost called it 492.
matteus70
01/08/23 5:00:40 PM
#212
MabusIncarnate posted...
My mom always had to tell me who it was when she left a voicemail.

I think someone opened the portal to hell in their room, I'm guessing it's a white noise machine, but when I walk down past the door it sounds like a tunnel with growling and thunder. Fuckin weird man.
Yeah I use an app that plays rain sounds to help me sleep.

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TopicDrinking topic 158: i almost called it 492.
matteus70
01/03/23 4:31:06 PM
#81
SPIDER WARNING:
I thought that this dolomedes at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg5TWaI-qRk

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