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Crazyman93 06/10/23 3:52:26 AM #352: |
Doe posted... this reads like a Family Guy plot...I mean, there was the episode where Homer befriends an ACTUAL terrorist. But South Park did the B-plot of that as a main plot of one episode, with microtransaction filled games. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/10/23 10:40:21 AM #353: |
"The only thing I asked you to do for this party is put on clothes, and you didn't do it." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 06/10/23 10:42:10 AM #354: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D3G8fsPFE7g --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeminiGuy 06/10/23 10:45:27 AM #355: |
https://youtu.be/AG26IoRBuWQ --- I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back I can't wait to see the crystal shard ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/10/23 10:48:47 AM #356: |
WilliamPorygon posted... MyPods and Boomsticks (s20e8) I remember this one. I think it was the episode that introduced "Mapple" and "Steve Mobs" and made me realize they were getting astoundingly lazy with their parodies. FWIW I try not to post anything that's after season 11, mainly because 1. I don't recall anything after that too well and 2. the show really starts to suck --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 06/10/23 3:01:00 PM #357: |
Dig up, stupid! --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 06/10/23 3:36:53 PM #358: |
CARL: "Oh, marriage is gonna be great. You'll finally get back rubs without having to ask for them." LENNY: "Oh, not this again" CARL: "Yes, THIS again" --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nexigrams 06/10/23 8:34:53 PM #359: |
"Back in 19 dickety-two! And we had to call it that because the Germans stole our word for twenty!" I don't know why but Grandpa Simpson saying that has randomly popped into my head my entire life lol. --- http://imgur.com/SYiqIRC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boomgetchopped3 06/10/23 8:40:25 PM #360: |
Willy: Have you got any grease?! Lunch Lady: Yes. Yes we do. Willy: Then grease me up woman! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGfgNTchUyY&pp=ygUoZ3JvdW5kc2tlZXBlciB3aWxsaWUgZ3JlYXNlIG1lIHVwIHdvbWFuIA%3D%3D ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/10/23 8:41:06 PM #361: |
nexigrams posted... "Back in 19 dickety-two! And we had to call it that because the Germans stole our word for twenty!""And then he claimed he was the one who turned dogs and cats against each other!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bfslick50 06/10/23 8:54:03 PM #362: |
Do you ever get tired of being wrong? from a Halloween episode But I dont even believe in Jebus One scene later Save me Jebus Dr. Nick during surgery: The knee bone is connected to leg bone. The leg bone is connected to the something. The something is connected to the red thing. The red thing is connected to my wristwatch. Uh oh. --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 06/11/23 3:48:08 AM #363: |
boomgetchopped3 posted... Willy: Have you got any grease?!Okey dokey. --- Nothing to report here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/11/23 3:10:56 PM #364: |
Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 06/11/23 3:19:25 PM #365: |
WilliamPorygon posted... Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!Lol, I say some variation of this about people I know all the time. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 06/11/23 5:49:08 PM #366: |
Quimby: if you were running for mayor, hed vote for you. --- "Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot." -Richard Feynman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/12/23 10:12:09 AM #367: |
"You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothing no more! I'm going to Law School." "NOOOOOOOOO!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 06/12/23 10:24:40 AM #368: |
"Yeah, well you went to a cow college" "Oh, you're only calling us a cow college because we were founded by a cow" --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KTG2 06/12/23 10:26:59 AM #369: |
"Simpson, Homer Simpsonnnnnn, he's the greatest guy in historyyyyy From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeeeeeeee" --- ADHD/ASD/Non-Binary. they/them. I stream on twitch. Your hateful comments will be used as fuel for my LGBT conversion engine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/12/23 2:29:40 PM #370: |
"Let's see... Tide... Cheer... Bold... Biz... Fab... All... Gain... Wisk. I believe today I will try... Bold." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/12/23 11:07:28 PM #371: |
masterpug53 posted... "Let's see... "Barclay... Barry... Bert... Bort? Oh, come on! Bort!?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/12/23 11:10:15 PM #372: |
also: "Regular ham doesn't excite me anymore... hmm, I'm switching over to Deviled Ham!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/13/23 3:25:50 AM #373: |
Oh, the network slogan is true: Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/13/23 9:22:57 AM #374: |
"Homer, I'm as permissive as the next parent - I mean, just yesterday, I let Todd buy some Red Hots with a cartoon devil on the box - but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your 10-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/13/23 3:53:16 PM #375: |
I can't post the quote because GameFAQs has stricter censorship than the Fox network, but what Kang says after Maggie grows tentacles and contacts them with her pacifier. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/13/23 4:35:51 PM #376: |
WilliamPorygon posted... I can't post the quote because GameFAQs has stricter censorship than the Fox network, but what Kang says after Maggie grows tentacles and contacts them with her pacifier. "Larval stage completed, awaiting further orders, experiencing terrible rash. Over." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain_S_Fiend 06/13/23 4:39:35 PM #377: |
"Mr. Simpson, surely you can't put a price on your family's safety!" "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are!" --- Jerry: "We have the extramarital extraterrestrial backstage in the soundproof booth where he can't hear us." Kang: "I HEAR ALL" --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 06/14/23 2:44:31 AM #378: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bV4mSYTIVw --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima_Fury 06/14/23 2:54:35 AM #379: |
Skinner: "Valentine's Day is no joke!" *Skinner has a PTSD flashback of his war buddy getting gunned down in the PBR during Vietnam* Skinner: "Johnny? Johnny?! JOHNNY!!!" Bart: "Cool! I broke his brain." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 06/14/23 3:21:03 AM #380: |
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/14/23 9:33:18 AM #381: |
"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta when an overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan 'up with miniskirts.' Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 06/14/23 10:27:52 AM #382: |
The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. And now you know it. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 06/16/23 12:26:07 AM #383: |
Stop squirming... and... let... me... fart... on... your... HEAD --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/16/23 1:00:29 AM #384: |
My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/17/23 10:17:55 PM #385: |
"That's the best kiss I've had all night!" *thinking* "Or was it?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 06/19/23 10:51:56 AM #386: |
I can ride a bike again! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/20/23 3:33:39 AM #387: |
"Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning." "You mean 'Shining'." "Shh! You want to get sued?" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima_Fury 06/20/23 12:16:11 PM #388: |
*Bart steals Homers change jar to Raiders March* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain_S_Fiend 06/20/23 1:08:24 PM #389: |
Lisa: it's awful being a kid - no-one listens to you Grandpa: it's rotten being old - no-one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, age 18-49 - everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my ideas are! *Homer pulls out a snack labeled "Can-O-Nuts: nuts and gum together at last!"* --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/20/23 10:55:32 PM #390: |
Bart: "Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in." Marge: "Bart, don't ever say that word again!" Bart: "Well, that's what she is. I looked it up." Marge: "Well, I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that checked. Feels like a mistake to me." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/21/23 9:31:28 PM #391: |
"Marge, I'm sorry, but your cooking's only got two moves: shake and bake." "But you like Shake 'n Bake! You used to put it in your coffee!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StateofZen 06/21/23 9:33:29 PM #392: |
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. --- I hate Oat milk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/22/23 9:32:02 AM #393: |
WilliamPorygon posted... "Marge, I'm sorry, but your cooking's only got two moves: shake and bake." "Eight spices?! Some of them must be doubles. Oh-ray-GAH-no...what the hell?" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 06/22/23 6:38:50 PM #395: |
Moe: "This baby can flash fry an entire buffalo in forty seconds!" Homer *whines*: "But I want it now..." --- The right wing believe a fact is what their hierarchical belief structure dictates should be true - Not what is reflected in objective reality. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 06/22/23 6:43:16 PM #396: |
StateofZen posted... If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. ....you got me. lol Although that was technically his lawyer, Johnny Cochran :P --- The right wing believe a fact is what their hierarchical belief structure dictates should be true - Not what is reflected in objective reality. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain_S_Fiend 06/22/23 6:52:02 PM #397: |
Well Scooby-Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter! --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 06/22/23 8:14:28 PM #398: |
Smithers: I told you Simpson was a poor choice, sir. Mr. Burns: You know Smithers, I told you so has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/22/23 8:20:22 PM #399: |
"Should I send out for Chinese?" "No, those people are all gristle." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Villain_S_Fiend 06/22/23 8:24:21 PM #400: |
Homer: "If I could say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!" Bart: *laughs and pounds table while everyone else sits stone-faced* --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/22/23 8:25:26 PM #401: |
Villain_S_Fiend posted... Homer: "If I could say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!" "I'm a man of few words. ...any questions?" "Is the poop deck really what I think it is?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/23/23 9:58:29 AM #402: |
"We've been hit by an officer! If they're going to fire on us, we'll respond in kind! Fire!" *is grabbed by the arms and dragged towards the launch tubes* "Not me, a torpedo!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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