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Topic	Xenomorphs
matteus70 08/10/21 2:12:33 PM #225	--- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Your mother was a hamster.
matteus70 07/31/21 7:24:22 PM #39	She turned me into a newt! I got better... --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Best episodes of House?
matteus70 07/26/21 12:15:03 PM #15	The best one would've been an episode guest starring Stephen Fry. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	BREAKING: Valve announces Steam Deck handheld device
matteus70 07/15/21 1:25:46 PM #40	When trying to run Flight Sim 2020 it'll turn into a very expensive hand grenade. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	This is Frank Costanza.
matteus70 07/15/21 9:34:45 AM #18	I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Post her face when she sees your penis
matteus70 07/13/21 2:42:14 PM #183	--- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	This dude's flying videos on Youtube are really entertaining
matteus70 07/12/21 3:56:13 PM #19	Shezarr posted... Yeah updated windows, game, reinstalled Windows Game Services. Idk, maybe i'll get it but I might just need to get it on Series X or something lol It does come out in a couple of weeks for the series x. Should be on gamepass. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Post your face when you see her penis
matteus70 07/12/21 11:35:02 AM #47	--- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Why is Indiana Jones' dad British, hmmm?
matteus70 07/02/21 1:02:20 PM #15	He was probably Welsh. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 66 - Super Mario
matteus70 06/30/21 5:26:01 PM #68	I just saw the coolest fucking thing --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 66 - Super Mario
matteus70 06/29/21 7:39:28 PM #26	Raccoons are considered pests because they're smart and actually have hands. We should respect that. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Can you guess what AMERICAN STATE this is?? I bet you CAN'T!!
matteus70 06/27/21 1:58:14 PM #29	Hawaii --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 65: Yes Mabus is STILL alive
matteus70 06/24/21 2:02:33 PM #186	Sorry about your mom mabus. I lost mine 5 years ago and I miss her dearly. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 65: Yes Mabus is STILL alive
matteus70 06/24/21 1:07:05 PM #181	Hell no it would probably be good for you and the dog you adopt. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Hundreds of bodies found in unmarked graves in Canada again.
matteus70 06/24/21 1:05:28 PM #5	751 most likely children. I'm pretty sure that many more will be found in other places. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	if you born in iceland....
matteus70 06/19/21 2:10:12 PM #7	Bjork --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Saving Private Ryan is the most overrated movie of all time
matteus70 06/17/21 4:31:21 PM #42	Most overrated movie is Gone with the Wind. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	A movie you stopped half way cause it was bad....
matteus70 06/16/21 3:18:11 PM #75	Terminator Genesys and salvation. I tried. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	I just love this picture
matteus70 06/09/21 9:37:30 AM #10	Were_Wyrm posted... I'm surprised it hasn't been Trented yet... --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Murph and the Magictones?
matteus70 06/04/21 10:43:43 AM #4	Orange whip? Orange whip? Three Orange whips! --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	"Hey fattie! I got a movie for you, it's called..."
matteus70 06/03/21 2:41:00 PM #9	Oh thats raspberry. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Do you understand The Trent's humor?
matteus70 06/01/21 11:48:39 AM #90	--- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Any dishwasher machine experts here
matteus70 05/30/21 2:57:58 PM #9	Is the water source it's hooked up to on? --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking topic 60: liquor stores, new apartments, kitties and dumb leafs fans
matteus70 05/29/21 11:01:29 PM #362	Whelp, here's where I am right now --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking topic 60: liquor stores, new apartments, kitties and dumb leafs fans
matteus70 05/29/21 10:53:58 PM #356	Oh dear --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Space satellite captures footage of a planet with a "giant pimple"
matteus70 05/29/21 10:48:02 AM #9	The Trent posted... I'm starting to really like these. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Trying to remember a game or book where someone made friends with a black widow.
matteus70 05/29/21 9:25:49 AM #15	--- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking topic 60: liquor stores, new apartments, kitties and dumb leafs fans
matteus70 05/29/21 8:43:00 AM #289	MabusIncarnate posted... God I love Ovechkin https://youtu.be/3PUFwVH6tCU If it wasn't for COVID, he may have actually broken Gretzky's all-time goal record. He scores a ton, he hits hard, dude is a legit baller. Ovechkin or not I just love to see Marchand get pummeled. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 59 - Johnny Hockey and the Lonely Hearts Club Band
matteus70 05/26/21 1:52:46 PM #355	When I have a salad it has to have tomatoes in it. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Scary video of a child predator trying to abduct an 11 year old girl.
matteus70 05/23/21 12:17:21 PM #19	I read it in the news that was quick thinking on her part. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Can you tell the difference between ICE CREAM and FROZEN DESSERT??.
matteus70 05/23/21 12:09:06 PM #3	It says it right on the containers --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 58: We're live this week.
matteus70 05/20/21 10:03:30 PM #320	I've seen a lot of planters and gardens over the years and yours are top notch Mabus. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Little girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk
matteus70 05/18/21 8:45:11 AM #22	Irony posted... Why does she look so defeated? Well it was during the great depression. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	"Scum-sucking motherfucking w*****!" - Larry David
matteus70 05/17/21 4:46:32 PM #5	I love the fact that Suzie was the only one being genuine. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Have you ever smoked a Cigar?
matteus70 05/17/21 9:23:27 AM #6	A few times usually at weddings. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 58: We're live this week.
matteus70 05/16/21 10:05:20 AM #122	MabusIncarnate posted... So weird assed dream I just had, wanted to share it while it's fresh. So Canuck here is a big rig driver and me and him and his pet leopard kitten are on the road. He pulls off to a hotel and parks in a normal parking spot, trailer basically blocking half the lot but no fucks given. Before we take this weird, this story remains in the parking lot, lol. So we get out, I talk to the receptionist and Canuck is running around with his leopard. The receptionist I think is my ex, but it's hard to tell because she aged 20 years. She wouldn't speak a word to me. This whole time there is a low flying blimp going around in the parking lot, it was small. So we get back to the truck and Canuck throws it into reverse and slams his foot on the pedal, instantly jackknifed, slams into 5 cars pushing and rolling them. Again, this is fine. Puts it in drive and plows into a van, rolls it like 5 times. Guy gets out of the van talking about pencils. Then I woke up. Written and directed by David Lynch. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 57: Spanky and the Horse Thief
matteus70 05/14/21 7:38:58 PM #286	YugiNoob posted... This reminds me of a family reunion I went to 20 years ago. My mom shouted "BRYAN!" and my dad replied "WHAT?" and someone quietly said "Oh, they definitely have been married for a long time." --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 57: Spanky and the Horse Thief
matteus70 05/14/21 1:26:32 PM #251	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Well that's some good godamn news. Mabus is indestructible. In fact, if I were to punch Mabus in the face, MY kidneys would fail. Mabus is Chuck Norris confirmed. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 57: Spanky and the Horse Thief
matteus70 05/14/21 12:32:38 PM #244	Questionmarktarius posted... Makes sense. Blow out a liver, and you're flooded with bilirubin, which can blow out a kidney or two trying to get rid of it. Yeah the kidneys just needed time to adjust. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 57: Spanky and the Horse Thief
matteus70 05/14/21 12:31:39 PM #242	That's great news. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Who else has that high uric acid? #GoutGang
matteus70 05/14/21 8:55:04 AM #10	I take allopurinol and haven't had an attack for two years. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	Drinking Topic 57: Spanky and the Horse Thief
matteus70 05/13/21 8:34:33 PM #170	MabusIncarnate posted... My dream home. If only. I love fishing, I have a shitty little boat, and go to the lake all the time. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
Topic	NASA may have spread life to Mars.
matteus70 05/13/21 11:45:32 AM #20	KogaSteelfang posted... Hold up, they did find life on Mars? They're just trying to figure out if it was a stow away from earth or not? Nah, they're just saying if any microbes are found on Mars they most likely have been brought from earth on the rovers. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
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