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TopicNeil young is CANCELLED!
matteus70
02/12/22 9:56:54 AM
#8
The #1 song in '85 was "Money for Nothing".

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TopicDrinking topic 115 - the life of Walter S. Thompson
matteus70
02/08/22 8:33:53 PM
#267
Dream confession time:
I often dream that I realize that all beer and liquor stores are closed and in a panic I try to find one that is open. When I find one it is filled with rusty shitty cans that you would find in someone's basement. I get this dream often.

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TopicWatching The Other Guys again
matteus70
02/04/22 7:19:31 AM
#37
We found your stolen Prius, it was voting for Ralph Nader.

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TopicDrinking Topic 112: Shit Bomb Cyclone
matteus70
01/31/22 5:32:38 PM
#463
I remember my parents making my brother and myself watch this movie back in '85. It's about a nuclear war and starts at normal and just gets worse and worse as it goes on.
https://youtu.be/5Srqyd8B9gE

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TopicDrinking Topic 112: Shit Bomb Cyclone
matteus70
01/29/22 5:51:18 PM
#180
Poker in rdr1 was fun.

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TopicDaniel Radcliffe to play Weird Al in biopic
matteus70
01/18/22 1:24:46 PM
#17
CyricZ posted...
These are two things I've never heard about in the context of Weird Al.
Al was involved in the writing so I'm sure he's just embellishing.

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TopicDrinking Topic 108: Does a title suck when there's no one in the forest?
matteus70
01/16/22 4:05:11 PM
#243
Here's an update on that store bought lobster that Jim posted about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPtWC6nS4Gc

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TopicDrinking Topic 107: Return of the topic title thing, but we're also still drunk.
matteus70
01/15/22 7:04:19 PM
#485
I'm freaked out by the Tonga eruption.

https://youtu.be/AcFropu7uWw

Something terrible happened today.

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TopicDrinking Topic 107: Return of the topic title thing, but we're also still drunk.
matteus70
01/10/22 7:39:00 PM
#99
I just watched The Eight Hundred and aside of the last few minutes I consider it one of the best war movies I've ever seen.

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TopicWe're still here and we're still drunk. Drinking topic #106
matteus70
01/08/22 5:29:39 PM
#363
Yeah it's funny I went to bed early last night and in the am I saw 70ish posts and I thought "Well must have been a slow night." Then at the end I saw this topic at 350 and I said to myself "Oh shit"

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TopicWe're still here and we're still drunk. Drinking topic #106
matteus70
01/08/22 5:14:10 PM
#358
Holy shit I think aerogel is the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcdB5bFwio4

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TopicSleeping in the guest bedroom at my parents and I can hear my dad taking a dump.
matteus70
01/01/22 6:12:51 PM
#371
This will need a second topic.

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TopicSleeping in the guest bedroom at my parents and I can hear my dad taking a dump.
matteus70
12/31/21 6:25:20 PM
#274
This topic has proven to me that one can die laughing.

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TopicSleeping in the guest bedroom at my parents and I can hear my dad taking a dump.
matteus70
12/31/21 10:53:46 AM
#247
I was afraid that this topic archived.

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TopicDrinking Topic 103: One 'O Three Skidoo
matteus70
12/28/21 5:35:32 PM
#186
Too much cheap chocolate out there now. I need to cut back.

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TopicBody cam of police shooting that killed 14 year old.
matteus70
12/28/21 5:26:01 PM
#151
Everyone needs to realize that bullets keep going. Criminals don't do this but police should.

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Topic101 Drinkmations featuring Drunkella DeVille
matteus70
12/21/21 6:03:23 PM
#457
Hopefully the world juniors still goes.

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TopicLicense to Shitpost, Mr. Bond?
matteus70
12/13/21 12:04:02 PM
#109
You keep a horse in the basement, Mr. Bond?

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TopicHow is the Queen still alive at 95? Doesn't the royal family have inbreeding?
matteus70
12/06/21 1:58:31 PM
#18
Her mother lived to 101.

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TopicLicense to Shitpost, Mr. Bond?
matteus70
12/04/21 8:29:44 PM
#72
Tony Robbins hungry, Mr. Bond.

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TopicDrinking Topic 98 - Beer and Felines edition
matteus70
12/01/21 5:24:54 PM
#379
Stewman_Magoo posted...
Lol some brewery in Toronto did a collab with Rush and released this.


It's in my local brew store maybe I'll grab it
Lol my dad gave me shit when he saw the cover for the Hemispheres album that I had back in '80s.

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TopicLicense to Shitpost, Mr. Bond?
matteus70
11/30/21 10:03:43 PM
#28
Take the fucking elephant, Mr. Bond.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
matteus70
11/29/21 7:58:42 AM
#475
Why'd ya spill yer beans, Mr Bond?

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Topicwho the fuck are all these robot voice people making movie summaries on youtube
matteus70
11/22/21 7:13:53 PM
#4
I'm pretty sure that they use text to speech.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
matteus70
11/22/21 12:19:11 PM
#384
I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum, Mr. Bond.

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TopicDrinking Topic 95 - Crouching Walter, Hidden Catnip
matteus70
11/20/21 6:20:41 PM
#497
Goddamn this is a good song. (Tagged as a spoiler for RDR 2)
Spoiler doesn't work so I'm gonna post it anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aimXKMOZwos

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TopicYour mother was a hamster.
matteus70
11/12/21 10:31:07 AM
#14
Look, if we build this large wooden badger...

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TopicDrinking Topic '94: The Year of the Apherosy
matteus70
11/09/21 6:29:43 PM
#42
Pandamonic posted...
Apherosy is part of this thing now. She carries the mark.
Yep tc has the tag that I have for all you folks. 'dt'

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TopicInglewood (LA) cop busted selling kilo of coke to FBI Informant
matteus70
11/07/21 11:43:37 AM
#11
Sounds like the plot for Traning Day.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
matteus70
11/06/21 6:41:33 PM
#99
Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, your opinion, Mr. Bond.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
matteus70
11/04/21 7:09:03 PM
#61
Nice hiss, Mr. Bond.

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TopicYou Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond.
matteus70
11/04/21 2:54:55 PM
#39
My hands are dirty too, Mr. Bond.

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TopicFollow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat.
matteus70
11/04/21 8:19:28 AM
#450
These pretzels are making me thirsty, Mr. Bond.

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TopicCauses of death in London from 1692
matteus70
11/03/21 3:24:26 PM
#35
Apparently 'prest to death' was a form of execution where a person is tied up and had heavy stones piled on top of them until they were crushed.

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TopicFollow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat.
matteus70
11/03/21 10:18:08 AM
#368
Draw me like one of your French girls, Mr. Bond.

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TopicFollow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat.
matteus70
11/02/21 8:41:37 PM
#322
There are two doors, Mr. Bond.

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TopicFollow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat.
matteus70
11/01/21 1:45:06 PM
#264
Royale with cheese, Mr. Bond.

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TopicThe Book of Boba Fett trailer
matteus70
11/01/21 10:35:11 AM
#12
Yes.

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TopicKal Penn has come out as gay. Is engaged to boyfriend :O
matteus70
11/01/21 8:44:31 AM
#67
Stewman_Magoo posted...
Cool good for him


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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
matteus70
10/31/21 6:23:15 PM
#436
Since Halloween is a morbid time I still want these guys at my funeral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyonQOVxxw

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TopicRage for the Machine. Mean Day. Blink 180 Who
matteus70
10/31/21 12:18:53 PM
#115
Pantera Bread.

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TopicDrinking Topic 90: Same same, but different
matteus70
10/27/21 7:02:20 PM
#289
Way back when I worked full serve at a gas station I would find them sometimes on the handle of the gas pumps in the morning. I would just pick them up and put them in the bushes out back.

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TopicDrinking Topic 90: Same same, but different
matteus70
10/27/21 5:11:21 PM
#284
Yefoloogi posted...


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TopicWhich is the WORST James Bond title song?
matteus70
10/27/21 8:56:32 AM
#8
I hated All Time High.

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TopicDrinking Topic 90: Same same, but different
matteus70
10/26/21 12:00:10 PM
#174
Questionmarktarius posted...
next: DC Cab

Adam Baldwin, Garey Busey, Mr. T, and Wojo from Barney Miller.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-GbJSP1kY4

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TopicMovies everyone hates that you like
matteus70
10/23/21 1:45:43 PM
#50
Ishtar

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TopicDrinking topic 87: Sidney Crosby <<<< Ovechking.
matteus70
10/16/21 11:24:04 AM
#329
I just heard about this book that details the Leafs championships over the last six decades. The book is 200 pages and only has 1500 words.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KM7OirUHzk

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TopicDrinking Topic 86: We ain't being thrown out anytime soon.
matteus70
10/14/21 5:49:41 PM
#414
Lol just saw a guy wearing a Dirty Burger t- shirt.

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