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TopicUgh my brother gets out tomorrow.
itachi15243
09/15/17 6:41:56 PM
#156
DocileOrangeCup posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Have you ever considered buying or making a Taser and just tasing the shit out of him whenever he shows up?

I used to have one but it got stolen. Plus I've tasted him before and it seemingly had little to no effect on him.

SSJGrimReaper posted...
his brother is immune to tasers

yes

itachi15243 posted...

Damn.

Is this a joke or has he just been tased
that many times? What about pepper spray?

they actually tried to use pepper spray to get him out from underneath the house but that didn't work either.


Damn.

I didn't want to even suggest you go this far. But if you really feel unsafe, you can go to Walmart and get a kids practice compound bow and a few really arrows and hooked tips for about 30 bucks. This is only if you feel seriously threatened and probably won't kill him
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TopicUgh my brother gets out tomorrow.
itachi15243
09/15/17 6:07:43 PM
#149
SSJGrimReaper posted...
his brother is immune to tasers


Damn.

Is this a joke or has he just been tased
that many times? What about pepper spray?
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TopicUgh my brother gets out tomorrow.
itachi15243
09/15/17 6:02:51 PM
#147
Have you ever considered buying or making a Taser and just tasing the shit out of him whenever he shows up?
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TopicTwo more Toreba wins: A doll and a..... backpack. >.>
itachi15243
09/14/17 5:26:15 AM
#8
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
I've never seen this game, but I am intrigued

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TopicThis was the 32 y/o Texas Man who Murdered EIGHT People including his FRIENDS!!
itachi15243
09/14/17 1:05:52 AM
#21
Life Sympathy posted...
Full Throttle posted...
both are equally bad

I stepped on two bugs today. What happens now?


I think you have to eat them or a Big Buddha will eat you.
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Topicce, what's your daily pill concoction? What's it for? Does it work?
itachi15243
09/13/17 2:03:56 PM
#109
Hydrocortisone 5mg 2 in morning 2 in evening, one at night. 5 pills
Desmopressin (ddavp) .1 mg 1 pill in the morning, one at night 7 pills
Levothyroxine 100mcg 1in morning 8 pills
Fentanyl patch 12 much 1 every three days
Percocet 5/325 4x a day 12 pills one patch
Clonazapam 1mg 4x a day 16 pills one patch
Ritalin 20 Mg's 2x a day 18 pills one patch
Mirtazapine 15 mg 1 at night 19 pills one
Imodium 4x a day 23 pills
Nordatropin hgh, .4 injection every day
Testosterone enanthate is 1.5ml shot every two weeks

23 pills, a patch a shot every day. Somedays two shots
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TopicIs there any good way for a picky eater to supplement their diet?
itachi15243
09/13/17 1:49:18 PM
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I'd say go for Soylent for now and start trying new food that fits into your pickyness
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TopicOlivia Schimmel, aspiring Instagram "model"
itachi15243
09/13/17 1:42:21 PM
#15
She's isn't pretty enough face wise. I'd say she's maybe escort tier
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TopicToxic Masculinity is responsible for the two biggest Mass shootings in the US .
itachi15243
09/13/17 1:36:17 PM
#23
C_Pain posted...
If 99% of men shoot their wives after breakups there would be a lot more dead women

I believe it's due to either they are just inherently fucked up people or because of the erosion of the family unit.


2,077,000 marriages a year, 60% end in divorce, which is 1,246,200. Even if you assumed half them were men, half women (623,100) 90% would be 560,790.

560,790 men, all of them shoot their exes a year.

That number just doesn't sound right to me.
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TopicBe honest, do u believe that since America was "created' by Whites
itachi15243
09/13/17 1:17:59 PM
#20
DifferentialEquation posted...
No. I don't care what someone's skin color is. As long as someone acknowledges the greatness of President Trump and swears an oath of loyalty to him then they have just as much of right to this country as anyone else who takes the same oath.


So after Trump is done being president, these people can just go die?

That's sick
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TopicTwo useless ex googlers attempt to invent something that doesn't need to be
itachi15243
09/13/17 1:13:25 PM
#36
So has anyone here bitching about milk, figured out by milk they very likely meant formula?
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TopicA friend told me that fish isn't seafood. Need help explaining the culinary term
itachi15243
09/13/17 12:41:00 PM
#35
Is your friend a pesco pollo vegetarian or something?
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TopicHottest gif you'll see all YEAR
itachi15243
09/13/17 12:54:18 AM
#54
Lies
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TopicDisaster Artist Movie Trailer
itachi15243
09/12/17 11:01:42 AM
#9
Villain posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Is he supposed to be mentally challenged? Or is Tommy Wiseau mentally challenged rather?


The whole thing is an act due to a huge money laundering scheme.


Was that ever proven
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TopicDisaster Artist Movie Trailer
itachi15243
09/12/17 11:00:48 AM
#8
GregShmedley posted...
Is he supposed to be mentally challenged? Or is Tommy Wiseau mentally challenged rather?


This is complicated, supposedly he got into a car crash which might have caused brain damage.

Only with this movie did we actually figure out where wiseau was born let alone a lot of his life and where he even got the money for the room
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TopicNes classic coming back in 2018
itachi15243
09/12/17 10:43:14 AM
#6
Simon_Petrikov posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
It sure is warm in here.

Did I do it right? >_>

Just say arm next time. Less is more


How cold
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TopicWhat if Climate Change is the Devils latest plan on how to destroy Gods children
itachi15243
09/12/17 10:41:35 AM
#4
This doesn't make any sense

The idea of Satan is over perfection, a being who embraces and entices humanity

This sounds something more like what Christianity's god character would do.
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TopicCE confessions
itachi15243
09/12/17 10:32:06 AM
#7
I usually don't post here while I'm sober. So when I am sober I constantly realize what a stupid idea it is to stay
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TopicIs it true that prosecutors dislike prosecuting cops because they need each othe
itachi15243
09/12/17 9:53:34 AM
#3
PinkiePie462 posted...
Are prosecutors paid based on what cases they participate in? How are they chosen anyway?


Government salary

District attorney is elected, prosecutors work under da.

Yes it's true.
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Topici feel bad, had sex with this girl last wk but couldn't let her stay the night
itachi15243
09/12/17 9:50:32 AM
#18
Did you at least let her shower and shit after living in her car
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TopicYou wake up to find THIS standing over you.
itachi15243
09/12/17 9:41:23 AM
#4
My first assumption is that I was dosed in my sleep or something

If I am sober, then I buy it some clothes, train it, and then sell it for enough money
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Topic8000 dollars but sharks can now walk on land.
itachi15243
09/12/17 9:18:20 AM
#6
Deal

You never said that they can breathe on land.
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TopicIs Kim Jong Il dead?
itachi15243
09/12/17 9:16:44 AM
#4
Shouldn't it be Kim Jong dead now
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TopicI got these "dragon eggs" in my fridge.
itachi15243
09/12/17 9:14:28 AM
#16
I dunno why, but I kinda assumed these had something to do with drugs
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Topicyou see a guy and a girl walking together...(Quiz)
itachi15243
09/12/17 8:56:29 AM
#6
Do you have a picture example? You can always tell by looking.

If it's a guy and girl somewhere like Starbucks together they're usually dating.
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TopicUh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".
itachi15243
09/12/17 5:27:22 AM
#15
LysistrataMedea posted...
valleyboy86 posted...
armandro posted...
hi guys im from the future
i read this before


Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before.


I think LHO is only programmed with so many sayings.
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Topic$1000 or ability to make preferred genitalia appear on any surface.
itachi15243
09/11/17 7:04:20 AM
#25
Kisai posted...
Garioshi posted...
Power. I could make a shit ton of money off bets.

I doubt you'd get that much money off of this. What would the bet be? "I bet you a dick will appear on the wall over there." and then it appears? They'll probably be too distracted and freaked out by what happened to give you any money. They'd just start calling you the "Dick Witch" or something.


More like, ask what was with the dick in that last hallway then when they wtf, make a few bets on the hallway and check

Money
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Topic$1000 or ability to make preferred genitalia appear on any surface.
itachi15243
09/11/17 6:15:25 AM
#18
Kisai posted...
Money, obviously. Who the hell would take that useless power?

Some people have no imagination
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TopicThere should be a temporary ban on Caffeine
itachi15243
09/11/17 5:59:05 AM
#18
Dash_Harber posted...
Ryo_the_Inferno posted...
If caffeine had been discovered in the modern era, it would be as tightly controlled as heroine.


Pretty sure modern has nothing to do with it. Opium has been around since BCE, where as coffee was discovered in the 11th century or so. I don't think modernity has anything to do with legality.


Heroin itself is only a bit over a hundred years old.

And you can but opium poppy pods and seeds legally. You can even wash opium out of them, illegally.
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Topic'When all you have is hammer, every problem looks like a nail.' ~ Abraham Maslow
itachi15243
09/11/17 5:50:16 AM
#6
UnfairRepresent posted...
@Antifar


I didn't realize he did that at all, let alone often.
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TopicPig uses civil forfeiture to rob a hot dog vendor of his money.
itachi15243
09/11/17 5:47:14 AM
#9
darkjedilink posted...
pinky0926 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
pinky0926 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
All the leftists hating the cops about this need to do is just think of the hot dog vendor as the CEO of his own hot dog vending corporation.

Is this why America is so messed up right now, because people can't seem to read a blatant story of corruption without turning it into a bipartisan issue

More because people see that 'blatant corruption' done to some as being totally legit when it's done to others.

I've never heard anyone defend civil asset forfeiture except for the police, though.

They literally demand it be done to "the rich," just because they're rich.



Can you explain to me exactly how then?
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Topic$1000 or ability to make preferred genitalia appear on any surface.
itachi15243
09/11/17 5:38:50 AM
#15
HainoRocks posted...
Ahhhh what have I done


I wonder if people would even notice all the holes the missing fell in look like vaginas
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TopicThere should be a temporary ban on Caffeine
itachi15243
09/11/17 5:28:32 AM
#5
_Goggalor_ posted...
It's hilarious seeing people that stigmatize drugs and lord over others freak out because they don't have their daily fix of caffeine.

"Don't talk to me before I drink my drug!"

Most people seem to be of the impression that it's just like Tylenol or a prescription
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Topic$1000 or ability to make preferred genitalia appear on any surface.
itachi15243
09/11/17 5:24:24 AM
#11
HainoRocks posted...
Okay, I changed the rule. You can only make it appear on something that is not, nor has ever been, alive. (So no turning grandma's mouth into a vagina at her wake.)


Can we use it to harm or kill? R
Are there any usage limits?

Like say a guy pisses me off and now a random dick popped out of the ground and broke his arm
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TopicSticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
itachi15243
09/11/17 3:38:10 AM
#5
Ricemills posted...
legends are spread by words, not stick and stones.


What about a legend engrained in stone?
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TopicFound one of these in my bathtub..
itachi15243
09/11/17 3:33:55 AM
#5
Looks kinda like a cross between a shrimp and a spider or something
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TopicSony can heck off for announcing all their good games way too early
itachi15243
09/11/17 3:31:11 AM
#5
Where's my ff7 r damn it
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TopicBlue Apron is for cucks.
itachi15243
09/11/17 3:30:10 AM
#13
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Did a trial, it sucks. It gives you a handful of meals to choose from but when you pick one, it locks out others and it doesnt explain why so you cant get all your choices.


Wait, you're mad you can't eat multiple meals at once?
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TopicFires in the Northwest, Hurricanes in the southwest. Global Warming?
itachi15243
09/11/17 2:21:29 AM
#12
C_Pain posted...
i worked at a climate change organization and saw the data and how they manipulated

wake up sheeple


For some I doubt you can prove that
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TopicDamn, tonight's Rick and Morty was brutal. *Spoilers*
itachi15243
09/11/17 2:04:55 AM
#1
I wasn't expecting them to show the citadel in... That kinda manner...
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TopicBlue Apron is for cucks.
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:55:34 PM
#5
josifrees posted...
What is it


A delivery service for rich idiots who can't cook, and a sponsorship for youtubers that don't like buy food.
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TopicWhen the FUCK did Netflix drop American Dad!?
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:44:11 PM
#4
Wtf

Why
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TopicHave you ever bought something expensive that you regret?
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:37:06 PM
#4
Too many things
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TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:31:48 PM
#153
stoltenberg11 posted...
i dunno i kinda liked the "im playin a game called fuck off" line


True.

Either way it's easy to see TC is in the right
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Topicat what point will i be die if i dont eat
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:30:21 PM
#25
ReignFury posted...
A water fast will burn off your fat and you will lose a bit of muscle but ultimately you will rebound.

It'd be better if he at least took in some form of protein.
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Topicat what point will i be die if i dont eat
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:27:04 PM
#22
DocileOrangeCup posted...
itachi15243 posted...
About three weeks. Depending on how much muscle and fat you have. Also depends on how much activity you do.

And drinking anything with calories is going to keep you going longer, and can even sustainan you if done right

will i lose good weight or bad weight


First water weight, then it depends on you if you lose fat or muscle.
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TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:19:43 PM
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I'm not reading this whole topic but dude is fucked up and wrong

The last message was a little rough but he's not gonna change, considering his first message
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Topicat what point will i be die if i dont eat
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:14:36 PM
#15
About three weeks. Depending on how much muscle and fat you have. Also depends on how much activity you do.

And drinking anything with calories is going to keep you going longer, and can even sustainan you if done right
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TopicThere is a woman who is addicted to eating mattresses.
itachi15243
09/10/17 10:09:49 PM
#9
TheVipaGTS posted...
..

Are all mattresses made out of that?


Anything that's some kind of foam.
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TopicWhat do you think of Rick and Morty?
itachi15243
09/10/17 3:42:24 PM
#30
Dustin1280 posted...
Mizznox posted...
Quickly became one of my favorite currently running shows.

I think the "terrible fanbase" posts outnumber actual cases of a fan being annoying about 20 to 1 in any of these topics.

I 100% agree with this...
The "terrible fanbase" that I constantly hear of, I hardly EVER see.


This, usually that part of the fan base is just on YouTube trying to shill out their bad ideas
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