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TopicWhy don't they make some sort of lip condoms?
itachi15243
09/01/17 5:34:35 AM
#12
_Near_ posted...
you can get it by swapping spit. lip condoms won't help.


That's easily done​ by just lightly making out though, without even using tongue.

I guess I'll have to use my best judgement

What a scary thought.
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TopicTrump to donate $1 Million of his own money to Harvey relief.
itachi15243
09/01/17 5:30:27 AM
#129
Bullet_Wing posted...
I find it hard to be appreciative of such a caring facade when he blatantly steals taxpayers money on his Secret Service scam at his resorts.

This is like him "generously donating" his salary


Yeah, I have to agree with this.

But if it really is genuinely his money, and not tax payers money, it sounds good.

(Tax payer money wouldn't be exactly bad, just sad.)
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TopicWhy don't they make some sort of lip condoms?
itachi15243
09/01/17 5:25:17 AM
#10
Axiom posted...
Wait are you saying you want lip protection for kissing girls that have obvious sores on their mouth. I wouldn't kiss a girl like that even with protection


It can spread without noticable sores.
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TopicFuck the lottery and the simpletons that play it.
itachi15243
09/01/17 5:23:49 AM
#37
That was a serious question TC. Have you seen him win at all?
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TopicI'm going golfing tomorrow. I've never golfed before.
itachi15243
09/01/17 5:19:35 AM
#15
1. Look at course, note various hazards like sand, water etc.

2. Take out your driver, and try to hit the ball on to the fairway (just normal grass in between you) or the green( grass around hole)

3. Assuming you're on the fairway, take out an iron, with no experience just go with the further you are from hole, the bigger iron.

4. If you make it to the green, take out your putter and try to sink the ball into the hole.

5. Repeat step 4, until it is in. This really sucks so start drinking now.

6. Eventually get ball in hole while drunk as fuck.

7. Hope she was keeping score

8. ???

9. Profit.
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TopicFuck the lottery and the simpletons that play it.
itachi15243
09/01/17 5:03:31 AM
#31
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
itachi15243 posted...
What makes you think he's stupid and/or throwing all his money away?

Maybe he's an eccentric millionaire who makes all of his money on smart ticket buying or something.


Or he's just simply there to bust the TCs balls. Either way he wins.


I think if he wanted to bust TC'S balls he'd slowly pick out a ton at the register and then brag about winning or something.

Has he ever won that you have seen TC?
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TopicGas station caught selling at $20 a gallon during hurricane harvey
itachi15243
09/01/17 4:59:04 AM
#43
Interesting to see the responses in these from the, "If there weren't taxes, companies would give away more money!" People.
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TopicFuck the lottery and the simpletons that play it.
itachi15243
09/01/17 4:55:58 AM
#24
What makes you think he's stupid and/or throwing all his money away?

Maybe he's an eccentric millionaire who makes all of his money on smart ticket buying or something.
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TopicWhy don't they make some sort of lip condoms?
itachi15243
08/31/17 6:28:13 PM
#7
Bump
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TopicWhy don't they make some sort of lip condoms?
itachi15243
08/31/17 4:50:58 PM
#6
dragnmaninferno posted...
Dental dams exist.


No, I mean something not so noticable for like if if you dunno if someone​ has herpes simplex 1 and you'd rather be cautious

I'm going to an edm festival soon and this might be a possibility. Unless I can end up only making out with my friend Katie, which would be the best option.
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TopicWhy don't they make some sort of lip condoms?
itachi15243
08/31/17 4:38:47 PM
#1
Like some kinda special chapstick that prevents mouth herpes

It'd be brilliant
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TopicI think I'm gonna go get a perscription for valium
itachi15243
08/31/17 4:16:42 PM
#5
They usually only give out Valium to people getting off benzos.
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TopicFriday the 13th removed team killing, how do I grief now?
itachi15243
08/31/17 4:13:25 PM
#3
I'm sure if you get creative you could trap or mislead people?
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TopicScreencap from Mexico where there are no net neutrality laws.
itachi15243
08/31/17 4:08:44 PM
#48
ChromaticAngel posted...
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I've used up 200 gigs this month because my family and I traded in wifi for Verizon 4g unlimited.

No net neutrality would kill me damnit.


Unlimited plans will still exist.


Can you also tell me what Penny stocks I should be investing in?


Why bother with Penny stocks? If he can see the future I want winning lottery tickets damnit.
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TopicScreencap from Mexico where there are no net neutrality laws.
itachi15243
08/31/17 4:00:49 PM
#44
I've used up 200 gigs this month because my family and I traded in wifi for Verizon 4g unlimited.

No net neutrality would kill me damnit.
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TopicAlright, millennials, what are we ruining this week?
itachi15243
08/31/17 3:49:43 PM
#11
Mernardi posted...
I think we were going to ruin malls next.


This is the memo I got
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TopicFirst episode of the new Life is Strange game is out today
itachi15243
08/31/17 3:44:53 PM
#17
This one looks kinda boring imo.

You're just Chloe, living her life... Where are the powers..?
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TopicBreaking: Piece of Shit to end DACA as early as tomorrow
itachi15243
08/31/17 3:29:25 PM
#33
_Goggalor_ posted...
UrCa1988 posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
Eh, doesn't affect me :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came…


Says article doesn't exist.


Probably because you either altered the link or quoted it wrong?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_...
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TopicBreaking: Piece of Shit to end DACA as early as tomorrow
itachi15243
08/31/17 3:26:02 PM
#30
Bullet_Wing posted...
Capn Circus posted...
You shouldn't worry, liberals tell me Trump doesn't do anything

No, people, not just liberals, rightly tell you he does nothing positive


I don't think he has the reading comprehension or attention span to get that last part tbh.
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TopicCan't Win at Chess
itachi15243
08/31/17 3:19:21 PM
#13
Get a chess app with a tutor option and pay attention to why it thinks you should move what pieces where.

Think about risk vs reward, guarding your pieces, and start trying to find out if you're more fit for defense or offense.
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TopicHave you ever used an umbrella?
itachi15243
08/31/17 2:43:44 PM
#23
This topic is dumb as fuck.

I'm​ a man and keep an umbrella in my car. In my experience, woman would rather you have a fucking umbrella than look like an idiot that got rained on for his crappy masculinity issues. Also, in my experience, girls fucking love it when you shield them with it if they don't have one. Even if you take some rain for them.

Hell, it can be a good way to meet girls too, and make an awesome first impression.
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TopicPETITION: GameFAQs Emoji Support
itachi15243
08/31/17 2:31:33 PM
#40
I'll only sign if there is a limit
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TopicI'm new to CE, is this place heavily left or right politically?
itachi15243
08/31/17 6:29:37 AM
#8
There's more left posters, but the right is much louder
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TopicITT: We act like the fam.
itachi15243
08/30/17 1:36:32 AM
#28
So I had to dump this model because skinny elbow and spent 50,000 on dinner! Be jealous of my fake life!
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TopicWtf Japan lets you be an English teacher even if you don't know Japanese?
itachi15243
08/29/17 4:12:09 PM
#9
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
South Korea is the same way I believe.

The kids usually know some english, and there is another teacher in there with you who definitely knows both languages. It isn't like you just get thrown in there and you have to communicate with pictures.


Yeah, I knew a girl who went to South Korea to teach.

Typically what happens is you either teach older kids who know some english, until you learn the other language well enough to be one that knows both languages.

Sometimes if you're in really high demand, someone who speaks the language and English poorly will do a rough translation and then differ to you
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TopicSkyrim: The game I mod for fun. What kind of mods do you want to see? (pics)
itachi15243
08/29/17 4:05:46 PM
#20
Can you make a Halloween mod where every NPC's face is strike gently?
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TopicI like how that guy was all pissed spiderman killed his father
itachi15243
08/29/17 4:02:01 PM
#7
Turtlebread posted...
holy FUCK spoilers
was gonna watch spiderman in like 10 minutes but now i guess i won't bother


How would you know what Spiderman movie/show he's talking about if you haven't seen it.

How do you Know it wasn't%u200B a comic?
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TopicAnnouncement: Official SG Clothing COMING SOON!
itachi15243
08/29/17 3:59:32 PM
#54
Can I get an sg Halloween mask?

I've been looking for a legit scary costume
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TopicWhy was 4K the next step?
itachi15243
08/29/17 3:54:39 PM
#9
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
HD 720p
Full HD 1080p
Quad HD 1440p
Ulta HD 2160p


This, 1440 never became as popular outside PC's because it wasn't anywhere near as noticable of a leap
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TopicHow religion helps our community - Churchgoers are less likely to commit crime.
itachi15243
08/29/17 3:51:26 PM
#15
How do you think the crime rates of satanists compare?

Hint: extremely low
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TopicMy before and after 1 month of working out
itachi15243
08/29/17 2:24:32 PM
#14
You might want to focus a bit more on your core if you want nice abs. Always keep your core active.

How do the rest of your arms look? Are they fairly even or are you just showing off mirror muscles?

Any cardio? It's important
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TopicWait why does Vader hold his breath so much?
itachi15243
08/28/17 4:07:02 PM
#20
Vader's lungs are also charred so it would seem to make sense that his suit would send oxygen into his lungs and he could "breath" to pull more in if needed.

So he could be receiving supplemental oxygen in between breaths

Or, when he's speaking the noise is muted so he can properly speak
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TopicI'm now on Android 8.0 Oreo
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:23:37 AM
#2
Is it worth it? I've been holding back updating for a while
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TopicThis should be the default for ALL restaurants
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:22:28 AM
#11
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
itachi15243 posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I agree, why waitresses and waiters were chosen to get this fucked in this country is beyond me. Of all the professions, why them?

No, you get paid like $2 am hour but maybe people will volunteer to give you more. What the Fuck is that?


My sister is a waitress and makes like 15+ dollars an hour from tips.

These people probably make 10-12 tops


Clearly we can extrapolate your single example to everyone in the profession. Guess I was wrong.


Yeah, that's exactly what I was doing.

I wasn't saying not all waitresses get fucked, or anything like that with a simple example of how that doesn't always happen
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TopicYou go to drive-thru and they make you park. How long till you complain?
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:18:04 AM
#6
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
itachi15243 posted...
If more than two cars go by me with their food and I'm not on my phone



I'd say like 5 or more cars passed me.


Yeah that sounds stupid.

What are the odds of in five separate orders everyone got something different from you. Especially for breakfast.
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TopicCE would you buy/let in a door-to-door salesperson?
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:14:54 AM
#9
I'll let them on my porch with my dogs barking at them so they now know not to come back.
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TopicYou go to drive-thru and they make you park. How long till you complain?
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:10:36 AM
#4
If more than two cars go by me with their food and I'm not on my phone
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TopicIt's pretty mean the Republicans wouldn't even deliberate on Merrick Garland
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:08:07 AM
#5
Milkman5 posted...
Why's that? Trump won so now they get to pick their own judge


Umm, for that exact reason?

Obama had every right to pick a judge
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TopicThis should be the default for ALL restaurants
itachi15243
08/28/17 10:01:28 AM
#5
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I agree, why waitresses and waiters were chosen to get this fucked in this country is beyond me. Of all the professions, why them?

No, you get paid like $2 am hour but maybe people will volunteer to give you more. What the Fuck is that?


My sister is a waitress and makes like 15+ dollars an hour from tips.

These people probably make 10-12 tops
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TopicThe lady who hates people saying hello to her was back at my work
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:57:47 AM
#5
Just next time tell her that ever since that first day of truth, you fell in love and have been watching her from afar.

You have to post the results though
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TopicIt pisses me off that Mayweather will always call himself The Best Ever
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:47:39 AM
#10
eston posted...
Maybe when someone proves him wrong he'll stop saying it


He's retired, so someone​ needs to go at least 50-0 to do that though
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TopicI wished her happy birthday and she replied to every comment except for mine.
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:36:15 AM
#3
... Uhh, yeah...

This is creepy as fuck or anything
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TopicSo, today's the first day of and apparently they didn't sign a registration form
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:30:21 AM
#5
Solid Snake07 posted...
dude, just go up there and fix it


Do you think I'll be able to get any classes in? Should I use my disability and broken thumb as an excuse? >.>
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TopicI think it's incredibly wrong that Stormfront was taken down
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:26:07 AM
#5
This explains the influx of certain posters.

And this is just the free market they love at work. They can always try to find a service provider that excepts their beliefs.
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TopicSo, today's the first day of and apparently they didn't sign a registration form
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:22:34 AM
#1
80/80

So, I guess I'm technically not enrolled in any classes...

I was supposed to hand this in Friday to get it fixed, but got there too late. (close early in summer)

So I either have to go today and beg for classes or take a semester off.

What do CE?
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TopicBrock and Misty to return to Pokemon.
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:17:05 AM
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tremain07 posted...
itachi15243 posted...
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itachi15243 posted...
So did anyone start ageing yet?

That still bothers me. It wouldn't hurt to let him be a younger teen or something.

The main man behind the show confirmed that time doesn't move, so no one has aged a day.


That seems so weirdly flawed. Like it's just September 8th, 1998 over and over forever? How do they explain technology advancing and night time

The same reason Case Closed has lasted for 20 plus years and not even a year has passed despite going through multiple birthdays, christmas and other holidays. The show is the same as stuff like Spongebob Squarepants and The Simpsons and Family Guy.

Prime example being the simpons episode with Bart and Lisa grown up in a future that's long since passed and our technology has not advanced nearly as well as depicted in that episode


Hasn't stewy had at least one birthday in Family Guy? Along with others?

They even used a time machine to go back in time to the first episode
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TopicKeith Olbermann has a meltdown on Twitter
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:14:01 AM
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PJ Media is an American conservative news, opinion and commentary collaborative blog that was founded in 2004. Its majority owner is technology entrepreneur, billionaire, and angel investor Aubrey Chernick

Where do you even find these sources
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TopicI was on a date with a girl last night and left without paying the bill
itachi15243
08/28/17 9:06:09 AM
#33
This is just a bad idea. Especially because some other guy is probably going to have to pay, or she'll tell them what happened and you'll be banned or worse.
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TopicIf you had 20 minute mind control of Donald Trump
itachi15243
08/28/17 8:55:18 AM
#64
NeonOctopus posted...
People saying they want Trump to shoot people are messed up >_>


Resigning takes a lot more than 20 minutes.

Shooting is expedient
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