Current Events > Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".

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Philoktetes 09/12/17 5:02:17 AM #1:	I go to my local chinese food place about 2-3 times a week, I'm pretty good friends with the owner. Yesterday I went in for lunch and the owner was acting really weird and standoffish while usually we're on pretty good terms. I asked him what was wrong and eventually he told me to "leave and never come back". I pushed him a little more while I was waiting for my order because he seemed nervous or guilty and he told me that the Chinese mafia in the area have been putting the squeeze or w/e on local businesses and to intimidate them they left a cake outside the shop overnight. Inside the cake was a scroll with a list of all the store's most frequent customers' full names and addresses, and I was near the top of the list. I am seriously freaking the fuck out right now and I have no idea what to even do or what my recourse is. I'm a non-violent person and I've never owned any guns but I'm really close to picking up a rifle at Wal-Mart and taking vacation time from work to lay low for a few weeks. Should I go to the police? What could they even do? I'm fucking terrified. --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:886451441] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>I go to my local chinese food place about 2-3 times a week, I'm pretty good friends with the owner. Yesterday I went in for lunch and the owner was acting really weird and standoffish while usually we're on pretty good terms. I asked him what was wrong and eventually he told me to "leave and never come back". I pushed him a little more while I was waiting for my order because he seemed nervous or guilty and he told me that the Chinese mafia in the area have been putting the squeeze or w/e on local businesses and to intimidate them they left a cake outside the shop overnight. Inside the cake was a scroll with a list of all the store's most frequent customers' full names and addresses, and I was near the top of the list. I am seriously freaking the fuck out right now and I have no idea what to even do or what my recourse is. I'm a non-violent person and I've never owned any guns but I'm really close to picking up a rifle at Wal-Mart and taking vacation time from work to lay low for a few weeks. Should I go to the police? What could they even do? I'm fucking terrified.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodmoon77 09/12/17 5:03:12 AM #2:	What the wat --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 <cite>Bloodmoon77 posted [p:886451458] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>What the wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/12/17 5:03:28 AM #3:	Damn son --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:886451463] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Damn son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 09/12/17 5:05:23 AM #4:	just hire your local italian mafia to sort them out --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:886451497] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>just hire your local italian mafia to sort them out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 09/12/17 5:05:30 AM #5:	this happen --- http://www.imgur.com/oQHLBrx.jpg http://www.imgur.com/ah5IE8D.jpg http://www.imgur.com/USV84z9.jpg http://www.imgur.com/PSjlohO.jpg <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:886451501] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>this happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 09/12/17 5:05:43 AM #6:	That seems really...illegal in General, Tso just yeah go to the police and tell them what's going on. Or maybe ignore it, idk. you don't wanna live your life Peking around corners of your own house, now. --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:886451504] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>That seems really...illegal in General, Tso just yeah go to the police and tell them what's going on. Or maybe ignore it, idk. you don't wanna live your life Peking around corners of your own house, now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/12/17 5:08:21 AM #7:	DocileOrangeCup posted... That seems really...illegal in General, Tso just yeah go to the police and tell them what's going on. Or maybe ignore it, idk. you don't wanna live your life Peking around corners of your own house, now. Lol police are probabky on mob payroll --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:886451533] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>That seems really...illegal in General, Tso just yeah go to the police and tell them what's going on. Or maybe ignore it, idk. you don't wanna live your life Peking around corners of your own house, now.</quote> Lol police are probabky on mob payroll</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsVinceRusso 09/12/17 5:08:49 AM #8:	have you ever ordered chinese and just watched the workers behind the counter? i swear some weird shit goes on. --- bro <cite>ItsVinceRusso posted [p:886451538] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>have you ever ordered chinese and just watched the workers behind the counter? i swear some weird shit goes on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 09/12/17 5:13:57 AM #9:	Go to work or to a crowded store and have a friend pick you up --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:886451621] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Go to work or to a crowded store and have a friend pick you up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 09/12/17 5:15:24 AM #10:	hi guys im from the future i read this before --- http://i.imgur.com/sKghEcP.gif 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:886451654] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>hi guys im from the future i read this before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
valleyboy86 09/12/17 5:16:55 AM #11:	armandro posted... hi guys im from the future i read this before Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before. <cite>valleyboy86 posted [p:886451689] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>armandro posted...</cite> <quote>hi guys im from the future i read this before</quote> Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LysistrataMedea 09/12/17 5:19:00 AM #12:	valleyboy86 posted... armandro posted... hi guys im from the future i read this before Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before. --- don't worry, it ain't about me cuz i don't let misfortune bend me all outta shape <cite>LysistrataMedea posted [p:886451714] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>valleyboy86 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>armandro posted...</cite> <quote>hi guys im from the future i read this before</quote> Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 09/12/17 5:25:06 AM #13:	You need to hit the streets and take down those criminals --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:886451810] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>You need to hit the streets and take down those criminals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 09/12/17 5:26:18 AM #14:	Time to go Steven Seagal on their assess. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:886451832] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Time to go Steven Seagal on their assess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 09/12/17 5:27:22 AM #15:	LysistrataMedea posted... valleyboy86 posted... armandro posted... hi guys im from the future i read this before Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before. I think LHO is only programmed with so many sayings. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:886451847] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>LysistrataMedea posted...</cite> <quote><cite>valleyboy86 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>armandro posted...</cite> <quote>hi guys im from the future i read this before</quote> Yeah I don't come to CE often but I've read this, word for word, before.</quote></quote> I think LHO is only programmed with so many sayings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 09/12/17 5:28:33 AM #16:	DocileOrangeCup posted... That seems really...illegal in General, Tso just yeah go to the police and tell them what's going on. Or maybe ignore it, idk. you don't wanna live your life Peking around corners of your own house, now. lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/x7j6mQ8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:886451864] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>That seems really...illegal in General, Tso just yeah go to the police and tell them what's going on. Or maybe ignore it, idk. you don't wanna live your life Peking around corners of your own house, now.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImNotAnIdiot 09/12/17 5:31:12 AM #17:	What movie is this from? This has to be the plot of some movie. --- http://i.imgur.com/Q9XJftg.jpg <cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted [p:886451906] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>What movie is this from? This has to be the plot of some movie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 09/12/17 5:32:14 AM #18:	Was TC the same person who posted this before? --- Official Aqua of the Kingdom Hearts 3 board. <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:886451930] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Was TC the same person who posted this before?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrProfessor 09/12/17 5:32:37 AM #19:	Sleeping Dogs was a really good game. --- I have a doctorate in professoring. <cite>DrProfessor posted [p:886451938] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Sleeping Dogs was a really good game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImNotAnIdiot 09/12/17 5:38:53 AM #20:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... Was TC the same person who posted this before? I've seen him repost troll topics before from Random Insanity so probably. --- http://i.imgur.com/Q9XJftg.jpg <cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted [p:886452047] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted...</cite> <quote>Was TC the same person who posted this before?</quote> I've seen him repost troll topics before from Random Insanity so probably.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 09/12/17 5:39:53 AM #21:	You need to just wok away from that situation --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:886452062] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>You need to just wok away from that situation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 09/12/17 6:05:39 AM #22:	Just say you're not looking for any trouble. --- You can't beat a classic. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:886452513] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Just say you're not looking for any trouble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Reivax_ 09/12/17 6:09:54 AM #23:	Where do you live? I doubt there will be any Chinese mafia if the place you live have any asians at all. --- I am Pieman, Lord of the Never-ending, Undefeatable, Unbreakable Pies <cite>_Reivax_ posted [p:886452581] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Where do you live? I doubt there will be any Chinese mafia if the place you live have any asians at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilJoe457 09/12/17 6:14:13 AM #24:	Chinese mafia aint getting through with Trump as president. --- The sinister minister <cite>lilJoe457 posted [p:886452649] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Chinese mafia aint getting through with Trump as president.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 09/12/17 8:08:28 AM #26:	I've seen this copypasta before. Go make your own original material. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:886454951] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>I've seen this copypasta before. Go make your own original material.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a_riot04 09/12/17 8:21:01 AM #27:	Someone send this to Iron fist writers. --- Reinforcements? I am THE reinforcements. <cite>a_riot04 posted [p:886455293] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Someone send this to Iron fist writers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 09/12/17 8:32:08 AM #28:	Seem like City situation. --- http://i.imgur.com/wHeW0CV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiOr6dI.jpg <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:886455605] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Seem like City situation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaVeNII7 09/12/17 8:53:09 AM #29:	It's simple. For one, yes, you'll need to purchase a rifle. Now that that's out of the way, I'm sorry to say it, but you've got to send a message. Kill the man behind the counter, and take him to the back...things are gonna get dirty from here. And not the good kind... What needs to happen is, the next time one of those mafia fucks show up outside the restaurant they'll find a cake addressed to them. Inside? The mans head. With a paper inside his mouth reading "Good luck." Sign it with your name to let them know your serious, and then let the magic happen. I've done this before, so I can tell you it works. This...is my origin I guess. It was a long time ago...a tragic story if we're being honest. A story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air! In West Philadelphia, born and raised! On the playground is where I spent most of my days! Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool! And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school! When a couple of guys who were up to no good... Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared! And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!!!" --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 <cite>HaVeNII7 posted [p:886456226] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>It's simple. For one, yes, you'll need to purchase a rifle. Now that that's out of the way, I'm sorry to say it, but you've got to send a message. Kill the man behind the counter, and take him to the back...things are gonna get dirty from here. And not the good kind... What needs to happen is, the next time one of those mafia fucks show up outside the restaurant they'll find a cake addressed to them. Inside? The mans head. With a paper inside his mouth reading "Good luck." Sign it with your name to let them know your serious, and then let the magic happen. I've done this before, so I can tell you it works. This...is my origin I guess. It was a long time ago...a tragic story if we're being honest. A story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air! In West Philadelphia, born and raised! On the playground is where I spent most of my days! Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool! And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school! When a couple of guys who were up to no good... Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared! And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/12/17 8:57:38 AM #30:	GOATTHlEF posted... I've read this copy pasta before --- Chapped ass sucks. Deliver me sweet release, Kaopectate-.Alucard188 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:886456389] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATTHlEF posted...</cite> <quote>I've read this copy pasta before</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2SweetforTurtle 09/12/17 9:01:28 AM #31:	Turtlebread posted... just hire your local italian mafia to sort them out --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:886456513] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turtlebread posted...</cite> <quote>just hire your local italian mafia to sort them out</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 09/12/17 9:01:29 AM #32:	Are you sure the "hit list" you're on isn't Mary Jane's, and after one too many puffs you imagined this? ( '-') --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:886456514] in Uh, so app... [t:75766155]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure the "hit list" you're on isn't Mary Jane's, and after one too many puffs you imagined this? ( '-')</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Uh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".