Current Events > Fact: Beans do NOT belong in chili

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AlBundy33
02/14/22 2:48:36 PM
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MC_BatCommander
02/14/22 2:48:53 PM
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Chili ain't shit without beans

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toreysback
02/14/22 2:49:00 PM
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  • truth report

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Kaiganeer
02/14/22 2:49:19 PM
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beans belong inside me
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CRON
02/14/22 2:49:35 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Chili ain't shit without beans


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ThyCorndog
02/14/22 2:49:56 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Chili ain't shit without beans
This. They're the best part of the chili

Do better, TC

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AlBundy33
02/14/22 2:50:41 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
This. They're the best part of the chili

Do better, TC

If the beans are the best part of chili you had, youve eaten some REALLY shitty chili

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SSJPurple
02/14/22 2:51:20 PM
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No beans in your chili means you make bad chili

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Bleuets
02/14/22 2:51:46 PM
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Best Ted talk Ive seen in awhile.
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McMarbles
02/14/22 2:52:24 PM
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Bloodmoon77
02/14/22 2:52:32 PM
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No red kidney beans no chili.

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 2:53:52 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Chili ain't shit without beans
It'll still become shit. Beans add the extra farts in the meantime.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/14/22 3:04:45 PM
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as someone who doesn't eat meat, chili without beans would be very ..... unsatisfying.

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Machete
02/14/22 3:05:47 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
fart


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BilalPowell
02/14/22 3:06:05 PM
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I just made chili with beans this weekend. And corn. It was good

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AlBundy33
02/14/22 3:09:00 PM
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@Conflict My hot dog condiments can make people vomit

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MrDrMan
02/14/22 3:10:39 PM
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I dont even like beans all that much but chili has to have beans. Otherwise its just meat with sauce.

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Autocraticus
02/14/22 3:11:53 PM
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I use four different kinds in my chili. Get bent.
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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 3:12:01 PM
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...is chili a soup?
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FL81
02/14/22 3:13:43 PM
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it's fine either way >_>

except on a hot dog, no one wants beans on a hot dog

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BilalPowell
02/14/22 3:14:29 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...is chili a soup?
is cereal a soup?

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Questionmarktarius
02/14/22 3:15:02 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
is cereal a soup?
well, isn't it?
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mustachedmystic
02/14/22 3:17:37 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...is chili a soup?
Chili is a kind of stew, which is, you guesses it, a kind of soup.

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BilalPowell
02/14/22 3:19:09 PM
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I want a restaurant to put Frosted Flakes as the Soup Du Jour.

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ThyCorndog
02/14/22 3:20:28 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
If the beans are the best part of chili you had, youve eaten some REALLY shitty chili
I would rather (and usually do) remove the beef than the beans. beans > beef

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MI4 REAL
02/14/22 3:35:13 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
If the beans are the best part of chili you had, youve eaten some REALLY shitty chili
Make it for us then.

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Beveren_Rabbit
02/14/22 3:39:32 PM
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no beans in chili
no ground beef in chili
no tomatoes in chili
remove bay-leaf from chili before serving

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BlingBling22947
02/14/22 3:40:37 PM
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If you don't like protein, just say that.

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divot1338
02/14/22 4:01:54 PM
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I actually just prefer the flavor and usually spoon them out.

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Tappor
02/14/22 4:03:07 PM
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???

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Heartomaton
02/14/22 4:13:12 PM
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Technically wrong because, as both beans and chili belong in the trash, it's logical that they'd sometimes become mixed in the process of throwing them away.

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Alucard188
02/14/22 4:15:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/3/AAAAD4AAC7PV.jpg

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Irony
02/14/22 4:16:25 PM
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Chili without beans is just sloppy joe

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MabusIncarnate
02/14/22 4:18:00 PM
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Technically speaking, chili isn't supposed to have beans. That said, I never have it without beans.

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Solid Snake07
02/14/22 4:21:26 PM
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I like beans in chili, unless its for like a chili cheese dog.

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Paragon21XX
02/14/22 4:21:55 PM
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The only food I will trust a Texan's opinion on is steak. Otherwise, I reserve the right to reject any of their lame-ass opinions on how to make certain foods because they are all stuck in traditionalism instead of true perfection, and that especially goes for chili.

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pinky0926
02/14/22 4:22:54 PM
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I've never understood the "die on the hill" arguments about beans in chilli. I mean people will put fucking EVERYTHING in chilli. I've seen recipes with fish sauce, marmite, whisky, anchovies. But you draw the line at BEANS?

Never made sense to me

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Sczoyd
02/14/22 4:24:04 PM
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I prefer no beans, but I'll eat chili with beans if it's offered

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TheOtherMike
02/14/22 4:24:15 PM
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Fact: yes they do.
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pinky0926
02/14/22 4:25:00 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/3/AADfCWAAC7Pp.jpg

p.s.

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LeoRavus
02/14/22 4:25:54 PM
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Chili without beans is meat soup. Enjoy being a lardass

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specialkid8
02/14/22 4:26:54 PM
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The fuck even is chili with no beans? Like, just hotdog chili? Are you eating a bowl full of hotdog chili?

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dioxxys
02/14/22 4:33:17 PM
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Why would I want to remove a tasty protein from my chili?

Beans are an amazing supplement to many things and they're one of the closest things you can get to meat without it being an animal
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WorsCaseOntario
02/14/22 4:34:25 PM
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Noodles do NOT belong in spaghetti

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Mistere Man
02/14/22 4:36:56 PM
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This topic is making me hungry!

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meralonne
02/14/22 4:37:42 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
The fuck even is chili with no beans?


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Oderus Urungus
02/14/22 4:41:10 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/3/AAAAD4AAC7PV.jpg

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TheOtherMike
02/14/22 5:00:06 PM
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Oderus Urungus posted...
Mushrooms? That seems interesting.

Nasty. The word you're looking for is nasty.
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