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wwinterj25 posted...

https://i.imgur.com/mBcmkJ5.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/N7Zzlux.jpg

Sums it up.

I'd put jam on both. Not 'jelly', nice seedy raspberry jam. If I have a lot, 2:1 jam:lemon and sugar. Thin, crepe ones are better, but I accidentally made the thickervones on tuesday and they were good too.

As for butter, that goes on toast

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Jam of course

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

It's nice to get 'warmed up' to it, so to speak, but not ideal for the actual act

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Who cares? GOTG still great, Jurassic World still pants, somehow neither opinion effected by how a key actor feels about taxes

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Clay, paint and a sprinkle of pixie dust

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Oh and fried halloumi

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Extra mature cheddar with sping onion through it

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

HornedLion posted...

My friend sent me this meal plan and you drop weight like a motherfucker.

Breakfast:
2 eggs
1 glass of water
Snack:
1 Handful of raw almonds
1 glass of water
Lunch:
Eat small sandwich wheat, chicken, lettuce.
1 glass water
1 celery stick
Snack:
1 celery stick
1 handful of almonds
1 glass of water
Dinner:
1/2 cup Fish or chicken
1 cup Vegetables like spinach
1 glass of water.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U

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Get divorced and get free man. Wish I had done that before the baby came, now I'm trapped or I'd lose my friends and family. I'm Marley , you are Scrooge. I'm already fucked but there is still time for you...

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

What's weird is I was born end of 84 and, while I do remember him to some extent, I barely recall John Major as our pm. I remember the 97 election well enough though. I really wish I could recall more of my life, sometimes I feel like I have net 2 weeks of memories

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EvilMegas posted...

Company of Heroes is probably one if the Best RTS games to exist. Also Halo wars is pretty fun

Oh yeah, Company of Heroes is amazing. Hard as nails though

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

If you have steam, I'd recommend an oldy but a goody; total annihilation. Way ahead of its time and bloody awesome (music is insanely good)

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Yes a million times. But the next time, I'd play solo - no wife, no baby. I'd learn coding early on, I'd prob get a phd again but do it in a more useful specialism and then use it to get in to ESA or NASA

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keyblader1985 posted...

That would require him to care about any of them. They can't do anything for him anymore, so he doesn't.

This. Trump isn't a principled revolutionary. He's just an opportunist. I expect he was still hoping to go back to schmoozing with celebrities after Janauary 20th. He's just... the worst.

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

My first and second name

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Our baby is 9 months and it's been a mixed blessing to be sure. Not sure my wife and I could face having another, but we know it might be a bit easier in the longer term. As an aside, how have new parents had their hobbies affected. I had hoped to still have some time (few hrs a week) but so far I havent touched my ps4 for a gamevin 9 months

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Zeus posted...

Why make shitty analogies? Were all of the applicable ones taken?

The masks are mostly there to protect other people from *your* germs. If you're vaccinated, you shouldn't be able to contract it in the first place let alone transmit it.

I think the issue is they are worried the vaccine will suppress the symptoms but you might still be infectious. As far as I understand vaccines don't stop a virus getting into the body, they just help train the immune system to recognise and fight it it. It doesn't neccesarily stop live virus being transmitted from you to anyone else

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Tea of course. My fav is genuinely Tea, Earl Grey, hot (though with milk and sugar)
Also, tea is always hot (ice tea is a different drink, cold tea makes boulk)

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

No but I have peed in the bath (not when I'm having bath, just if my wife is on the toilet and I'm bursting)

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Having had a baby right as it started has certainly sent me to a councillor

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

My dad had a good one, in response to why the X Men dont have just random weird powers. The power is the ability to make people think it is Tuesday when it is actually Thursday

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

I really liked the samuri Jack-esque clone wars shorts. Better anakin fight (vs Ventress) than anything in the prequels

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Watch it played
Cinemassacre
Prozd
Kurzgesagt

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

What I find interesting is the odd coexistence of the 'gender is a social construct - biological sex is the only difference' and 'my biological sex is male/female but I "feel" female/male'.

I suspect (no sources) that there are people who extoll both views depending on which hot topic they are talking about.

Whats up with that?

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Or food as I call it. Yes, yorkshires are great. Beef, roast taters, gravy, green beans and carrots go with them spot on (and a tiny bit of horseradish, or mustard if that is too much)

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Mayyyybe 6 of us depending. Auld nicola just turned up our lockdown again so.Im not counting on it.

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Yeah, but boxers fold easily. Just one fold mine, and loosely

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Those I know tend to be annoying and counterproductively insistent. That said, I'd like to go vegan but I like cheese too much and oat milk sucks - even in porridge, which is weird.

We need vocal vegans who are pro war. Well, not quite, but you get the idea. All vegans I am aware of are very lefty (in a identity politics way, not an old school Tony Benn style) and that puts people off. Maybe I should become one.....

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Stargate. Wasnt there supposed to be a SG1 game back in the day.

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Try having a 7 month old with a full time job. Only gaming I do is on the toilet. Thnk god for my 3ds

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Reminds me of FF8 back in the day, I recall an positive cash feedback loop in that

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

I still find it fun, warcraft 1 is unplayable for me. Love warcraft 2 though

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Yeah, but not a covid one.

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Chippy chip if they are high quality or oven baked chips for certainty of quality.

If you mean crisps, I used to like veg crisps but they are a bit oily. Quite like salt and vinegar squares.

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Maybe in shops until or if longer term evidence says its not very efficacious

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Think it is 042

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

I have one already. 6 months old. Lets just say it's a mixed blessing. Want to take a stab at how many hours I've logged playing on my PS4, Wii U or Steam in the last 6 months?

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

I guess for evangelicals gay and lesbian might be an issue, but what decade do you need to live in for inter racial to be a thing?!

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Said 5 cause I do play very occasionally. Since my baby came pretty much zero. Somehow my bro with 2 kids, has played and won MGS5, Witcher 3, both new Dooms, Persona 4, a ton of Civ 6 and god knows what else on Steam. I'm sure he's got one of those gates from Tenet

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deoxxys posted...

I like the name Sonic for a hamster lol

Good choice. When we were kids our hamsters were Sonic, Tails and Knuckles. I think tails killed knuckles actually

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

God I hope not, but Im sure we will suffer a new hit. Glasgow currently cant visit family anymore which sucks with a new baby

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Calvinball

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Jesus! You guys are getting screwed. Giff gaff 20 a month unlimted calls, texts, 80gb. No contract either

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Not procrastinating

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

Yeah, 3 is over rated (if thats possible). The dialogue is just shockingly, breathtaking awful, the final battle is utterly ridiculous but most importantly it has the Anakin to Vader transformation, which is so out of left field and on a dime it's a parody of itself. 1 is the best (still trash) because of the final battle

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"

No, but I could prob be ok without a smartphone. Need to call and text.

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"Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge"