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Since Disney owns Marvel, the ultimate winner has got to be Thanos.

Unicorn Magic (pink fruity ice cream with a sour blue raspberry swirl, frosting swirl and glitter candy bits). It's only available at Target.

Never eat a clown. They always taste funny.

Could I join in more than once?

Two people who lead massive cults of personality, who throw a fit whenever someone says no, who claim to be bigger, richer, smarter and more important than they really are. How could that meeting possibly go wrong?

The biggest sex organ is the brain, and my brain is huge.

Modern games or early games? I probably played hundreds if not thousands of games of Pac-Man, Missile Command, etc. Of course, the games were a lot shorter back then. Though I had one game of Joust that lasted over 6 hours.

Of more modern games, I've probably played more Deus Ex than anything else. "Mess. you. up."

International House of Boners

Would you like some sausage with your Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?

Zero accidents, unless you count clipping my landlord's mailbox with a 1500 pound zero-turn lawn mower because I forgot about the rollover bar sticking out when I swung around it.

I've thought about posing for a bear magazine.

Capt - abbreviation for Captain. I used to be a professional pilot.

Packrat - I have a tendency to collect a lot of stuff, just like a pack rat.

Quincy, M.E.

I came up with a recipe for chocolate chip cookies that contains peas, carrots, beets, spinach, tomatoes, broccoli and mushrooms, and they're entirely undetectable!

Just because you like guys doesn't necessarily make you gay. If you also like women then you're bi, not gay. And there's a whole spectrum in between, such as mostly straight with some gay leanings, or vice-versa.

And if that's not complicated enough there's also ace, pan and polysexual.

Upside-down standing inverse cowgirl doggy-style

Revelation34 posted...

I would think that a volcanic eruption has less chance of happening than a tornado.

You'd be surprised how many volcanoes there are in the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_volcanoes_in_the_United_States

Mount Rainier is considered one of the most dangerous volcanoes in the world and could produce a massive lahar that would threaten millions in the Seattle-Tacoma area and the ash could cause disruptions from San Francisco to Vancouver.

And then there are the supervolcanos like the Long Valley Caldera or the Yellowstone Caldera, which could erupt with the force of 1000 Mount St. Helens

Kyuubi4269 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

I wouldn't have built my home in the shadow of a volcano to begin with.

With your logic we need to evacuate a huge chunk of the US population because they live in tornado alley.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Tornado_Alley.svg/1280px-Tornado_Alley.svg.png

These ones.

The thing you have to remember about tornadoes is that odds of being hit by one are REALLY tiny, even in the heart of Tornado Alley.

Tonight in Nebraska they're predicting a 5% chance of a tornado. But that's within 25 miles (40 km) of any given point, which comes out to 1963.5 square miles (5085 sq km)! So there's only a 1 in 20 chance that a tornado, probably only 70 or 80 yards/meters wide, will touch down somewhere within nearly 2,000 square miles. Even if the chances were 100% for a tornado the odds are I'd still never even see it.

And the vast majority of tornadoes are EF0, with a wind gusts of less than 85 MPH (137 KPH) which would likely cause only superficial damage to properly-built structures. Only 21 people have been killed by EF0 tornadoes in the past 65 years.

Some sites put Nebraska at the top of the "N" states, others put North Carolina first (because NC comes before NE).

Shower With Your Dad Simulator

I have an Ooma VOIP line and an Echo Connect so I can make phone calls using any of the Amazon Echos in my house, garage or barn. I've also got a fax machine hooked up. Costs just $4 per month in taxes.

I blew up a life-size inflatable deer decoy and took it outside to see how my goats & horse would react (the goats were totally freaked out, but the horse tried to make friends with it). Afterward I stuck it in the feed room in the barn and promptly forgot about it.

I went out there today and noticed one of the food bowls was laying on the ground so I picked it up, opened the door to the feed room and Jesus Christ there's this huge animal in there!!! Oh, it's that stupid decoy.

I have a metal frame, but it's the kind that's made for a box springs or foundation (I have the former). The frame is very slightly larger than the base and it has a raised edge to keep it from sliding off.

I think it's like this: https://www.amazon.com/MALOUF-STRUCTURES-Adjustable-Double-Support/dp/B0063MX1GY

Bologna, sausage, pickle, kielbasa, pork, meat stick, tube steak, wiener, gherkin, salami, bratwurst, hotdog, 100% all-beef

As a kid I had a trundle bed (that's a bed with a second bed that slides underneath, like this: https://www.uratex.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/Elan-Trundle-Bed.jpg ).

I'd pull out the lower bed and climb underneath. Instant cave!

I just wish they'd use realistic serving sizes.

A serving of Poptarts is just one. Not one packet of two, no, one individual pastry. Who eats just one Poptart? What do you do with the other one?

One serving of Nongshim Bowl Noodle is 1/2 a bowl. Am I supposed to somehow cook half of it, or do I have nasty leftover noodles later?

I have a package of candy that says "Servings per container: 2.5". Who is gonna eat just 40% of a candy bar?

Pong.

If you like tuna, you'll probably like sardines. They taste about the same, but the fish are much smaller, which means they have less mercury and because they grow and reproduce faster, it's a much more ecologically sustainable fish.

Aldi has sardines in oil that are nearly as cheap as brand name tuna (less than $1 per can), and the cans are labeled with where and how they were caught.

I like eating sardines on crackers with a little squirt of sriracha. Tasty and loaded with Omega-3 and calcium.

Mix tuna with mayo and some muffaletta olive salad instead of pickle relish.

If you want to taste the meat, why would you use a condom?

I saw Futility War at Alamo Drafthouse. Before the movie started they showed a recap of all the films leading up to this point, that way you could jump in and at least have some idea of who everyone was even if you'd missed all the previous movies.

I thought the movie sucked because they pulled a Back To The Future Part II at the end.

If you have frequent heartburn, especially when lying down, you should see a doctor. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) is easily treated with medication and lifestyle changes, but left untreated can lead to perforation of the esophagus, bronchitis, and cancer.

Peter Cushing

Killed Dracula with a pair of candlestick holders.
Blew up Alderaan.
Fought the Daleks.
Has been to the Earth's core.
Killed more vampires than Buffy.
Outsmarted Moriarty.
Verbally bitchslapped Darth Vader.

Eat your heart out Chuck Norris.

There's not really much difference between an outhouse and a porta potty. I've used both.

My library contains 770 games and I've launched 185 of them, so I have 585 games I've never even started.

And probably half of them I don't even know what they are (Thank you Humble Bundle).

I wanted a Tattoo, but came up a little short.

EA. Because they no longer distribute games through Steam. There's no way in heck I'm installing TWO game distribution apps.

I've never played any Mass Effect past 2. I'd be happy to give them money for 3, but I will never install Origin.

Recorded a football game without the express written consent of the NFL.

I've seen 17 of the top 100 movies from that list.

Oddly enough, I've also seen 17 of the WORST movies according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst