Poll of the Day > How much $$ do you need before you'd use an outhouse?

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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 1:10:27 PM
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How much would someone need to pay you - Results (15 votes)
I like them
0% (0 votes)
0
It's really no bother I don't mind
53.33% (8 votes)
8
If I really have to...
40% (6 votes)
6
Only if I'm about to die
6.67% (1 vote)
1
Nope I'll get UTI before I use one (or other thing idk)
0% (0 votes)
0
Outhouses are gross and bi-gendered...
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Chewster
05/16/18 1:11:17 PM
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Great topic!
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 1:12:27 PM
#3:


Thanks chewstwr!! (> ^_^ )>
Usually people here dont like my topics *pout*
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Kigalas
05/16/18 1:13:11 PM
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If Im out working in a cemetery in bum fuck Egypt and theres one there and I have to shit Im using it. But first, Im checking for beehives inside - once was terrifying enough.
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Smarkil
05/16/18 1:13:32 PM
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pics of outhouse
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Ogurisama
05/16/18 1:14:04 PM
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 1:15:02 PM
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Kigalas posted...
If Im out working in a cemetery in bum fuck Egypt and theres one there and I have to shit Im using it. But first, Im checking for beehives inside - once was terrifying enough.

You live in Egypt?

Smarkil posted...
pics of outhouse

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/e2/5b/fbe25b7dad0656db2c54e4ed521eccbc.jpg
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Firewood18
05/16/18 1:17:17 PM
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Just give me a few dollars to wipe with.
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blorfenburger
05/16/18 1:23:05 PM
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I hate outhouses. That being said I've used them multiple times
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CaptBuzzKiII
05/16/18 1:27:15 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Thanks chewstwr!! (> ^_^ )>
Usually people here dont like my topics *pout*

I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything, but he was being sarcastic.
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Mead
05/16/18 1:31:29 PM
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If I had to go and that was the only option, Id use it

It would be stinky but I would survive
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captpackrat
05/16/18 1:39:47 PM
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There's not really much difference between an outhouse and a porta potty. I've used both.
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Mario_VS_DK
05/16/18 1:40:26 PM
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Kigalas posted...
If Im out working in a cemetery in bum fuck Egypt and theres one there and I have to shit Im using it. But first, Im checking for beehives inside - once was terrifying enough.


Beehive? You sure it wasn't a wasp nest?
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 1:40:50 PM
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CaptBuzzKiII posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Thanks chewstwr!! (> ^_^ )>
Usually people here dont like my topics *pout*

I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything, but he was being sarcastic.

Your name and your post contradict one anothers
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Steven010702
05/16/18 1:44:14 PM
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My grandparents used to have one. I remember being terrified as a kid having to go outside in the middle of the night to use one.
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SmokeMassTree
05/16/18 1:52:08 PM
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Bi-gendered?!

Okay bigot
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 3:28:14 PM
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Like both genders
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MICHALECOLE
05/16/18 3:29:51 PM
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I would never use a bi-gendered bathroom.

Girls dont belong in mens bathrooms. Theyd just be trying to see my junk the whole time.
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 3:31:38 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I would never use a bi-gendered bathroom.

Girls dont belong in mens bathrooms. Theyd just be trying to see my junk the whole time.

Well outhouses arent like that anyway, only one at a time
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MICHALECOLE
05/16/18 3:34:06 PM
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Oh

I think Ive been using them wrong
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SmokeMassTree
05/16/18 4:10:14 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Like both genders


Both

As if there are only two
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Zeus
05/16/18 4:32:19 PM
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Not a matter of money, it would be desperation. Although the woods would seem a more attractive alternative
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Dynalo
05/16/18 4:37:43 PM
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I go camping every year. Not every campsite has the greatest pooping facilities, so I often use an out house there.
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SunWuKung420
05/16/18 4:46:23 PM
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Imagine being so uppity that you refuse to use a portapotty.
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 4:48:54 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Imagine being so uppity that you refuse to use a portapotty.

That doesnt make you uppity or rather snobby or anything those things are dirty and I wouldnt sit on one at all
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TheGreatNoodles
05/16/18 5:00:39 PM
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I've never used one before, and don't plan to.

I'd not accept money to use one, unless of course it was a large sum (then why wouldn't I?).
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myghostisdead
05/16/18 5:14:52 PM
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When I was a kid almost everybody still had them. They scared me because of wasps, snakes and granddaddy long legs. I prefer an outhouse to a porta potty though.

Nightime use could be scary but that is what a chamberpot is for.
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MICHALECOLE
05/16/18 5:15:48 PM
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myghostisdead posted...
When I was a kid almost everybody still had them. They scared me because of wasps, snakes and granddaddy long legs. I prefer an outhouse to a porta potty though.

Nightime use could be scary but that is what a chamberpot is for.

How old are you
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Bacon_Pancakes
05/16/18 5:19:32 PM
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My aunt and uncle lived on a farm and had one. I didn't mind it too much as a kid but did when I was older because there was a fucking beehive in there. Didn't stop me, but I was scared shitless every time I'd go in.
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Kyuubi4269
05/16/18 5:19:56 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Outhouses are gross and bi-gendered...

Ah tell you hwat.
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myghostisdead
05/16/18 5:29:54 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
myghostisdead posted...
When I was a kid almost everybody still had them. They scared me because of wasps, snakes and granddaddy long legs. I prefer an outhouse to a porta potty though.

Nightime use could be scary but that is what a chamberpot is for.

How old are you


More like, "How rural and back in the Ozarks do I live?"
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OhhhJa
05/16/18 5:33:32 PM
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I'll use them if I have to but the main thing that sucks is that I know I'm basically inhaling the fecal matter of like 30 other people. Plus, it's never happened but I'm always afraid it will splash high enough. I don't know if I could go on living knowing that 30 other people's shit just spackled my ass

Oh wait, for some reason I wrote this thinking this was about porta potties. Same thing though really I guess
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LittleRoyal
05/16/18 6:14:39 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
I'll use them if I have to but the main thing that sucks is that I know I'm basically inhaling the fecal matter of like 30 other people. Plus, it's never happened but I'm always afraid it will splash high enough. I don't know if I could go on living knowing that 30 other people's shit just spackled my ass

Oh wait, for some reason I wrote this thinking this was about porta potties. Same thing though really I guess


I thought they were the same, now I feel dumb! Thats so embarrassing
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iCurious
05/16/18 6:15:22 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Only if I'm about to die

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Krazy_Kirby
05/16/18 6:40:40 PM
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if your going to pay then thats weird, but sure.

i don't have a problem with using them, i can hover if taking a dump and its filthy
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Person106
05/17/18 8:26:30 AM
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Pissing would be fine, but crapping is just asking for a fly from the pit to do some anal probing.

myghostisdead posted...
When I was a kid almost everybody still had them. They scared me because of wasps, snakes and granddaddy long legs. I prefer an outhouse to a porta potty though.

Nightime use could be scary but that is what a chamberpot is for.


Chamberpot? Have you been pooping since the 16th century?
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Trancer Hunter
05/17/18 9:41:43 AM
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Only use them when i'm desperate. But I can also say the same about public restrooms that isn't a urinal.
I don't know why people consider it such a great prank to shit on seats or clog up the toilet.
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wwinterj25
05/17/18 10:15:50 AM
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I prefer bushes.
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Krazy_Kirby
05/17/18 10:37:24 AM
#39:


wwinterj25 posted...
I prefer bushes.


the secret service probably frowns on that
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LittleRoyal
05/17/18 1:51:38 PM
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Dont be so vulgar / forward about it gross.

Uhh why is it asking for a fly to ??
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Person106
05/17/18 6:39:50 PM
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Hey, I'm just parroting my aunt, ok? :P
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LittleRoyal
05/17/18 8:41:59 PM
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Person106 posted...
Hey, I'm just parroting my aunt, ok? :P

I just dont get how its much different
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Greenfox111
05/17/18 8:46:38 PM
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I was a boy scout... we always had to use them at summer camp. And clean them. It was..... horrific
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