Poll of the Day > Would you rather... (v5)

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Flappers
06/09/18 8:08:09 PM
#1:


Would you rather - Results (3 votes)
Have to watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life
33.33% (1 vote)
1
Join in and get super freaky with them one time to stop it
66.67% (2 votes)
2
Kinda the same gimmick as v3 but not enough people voted on that one (I think it was too difficult)

On one hand, you may get used to the first option but be traumatized by the second...
On the other hand, you may feel eternally tormented by the first option, but at least the second option is a one-and-done...
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Bugmeat
06/09/18 8:47:38 PM
#2:


Can I go back in time and do it with a younger version of them? Having to watch them every time they do it would be such a huge hassle. They're old but they still do it pretty regularly.


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samuricex
06/09/18 8:48:36 PM
#3:


I walked in only parents once, thats not nearly as bad.
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LinkPizza
06/09/18 8:51:20 PM
#4:


When you say the rest of your life, how exactly do you mean it? Is it like once a day for however long? Or multiple times a day? As I just sitting and watching them forever with eating, drinking, or using the bathroom until someone dies? Or what?
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Flappers
06/09/18 11:03:28 PM
#5:


LinkPizza posted...
When you say the rest of your life, how exactly do you mean it? Is it like once a day for however long? Or multiple times a day? As I just sitting and watching them forever with eating, drinking, or using the bathroom until someone dies? Or what?

Every day.
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Flappers
06/10/18 3:07:37 PM
#6:


bump
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captpackrat
06/10/18 10:16:28 PM
#7:


Could I join in more than once?
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Flappers
06/10/18 11:22:58 PM
#8:


captpackrat posted...
Could I join in more than once?

I knew this would happen.
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Zareth
06/10/18 11:23:51 PM
#9:


Bugmeat posted...
Can I go back in time and do it with a younger version of them? Having to watch them every time they do it would be such a huge hassle. They're old but they still do it pretty regularly.


Cool, I could go back in time 30 years and be my own dad.
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Sarcasthma
06/10/18 11:29:39 PM
#10:


Flappers posted...
captpackrat posted...
Could I join in more than once?

I knew this would happen.

Quit your judging!
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BarbaricAvatar
06/11/18 7:28:31 AM
#11:


Fucking my dead grandmother would be less traumatic than either of these options.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
06/11/18 10:44:36 AM
#12:


Parents have been divorced for over 30 years.
My mother might be dead for all I know. No one in my family has seen her in 12 years.
My father isn't going to attract a partner with the liver condition he's developed.
I don't think this is something I have to worry about.
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Flappers
06/11/18 7:14:34 PM
#13:


SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Parents have been divorced for over 30 years.
My mother might be dead for all I know. No one in my family has seen her in 12 years.
My father isn't going to attract a partner with the liver condition he's developed.
I don't think this is something I have to worry about.

It's all hypothetical, my man.
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Krow_Incarnate
06/11/18 7:34:06 PM
#14:


Bugmeat posted...
Can I go back in time where this topic doesn't exist?

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Flappers
06/11/18 8:10:09 PM
#15:


Krow_Incarnate posted...
Bugmeat posted...
Can I go back in time where this topic doesn't exist?

If you think that's bad go back to v3...
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TheWorstPoster
06/11/18 8:36:48 PM
#16:


What is with you and topics solely about sex?
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Flappers
06/11/18 8:46:47 PM
#17:


TheWorstPoster posted...
What is with you and topics solely about sex?

So I make two would-you-rathers about sex, two posts out of 126...and my topics are solely about sex?
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SKARDAVNELNATE
06/12/18 4:37:51 PM
#18:


Flappers posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Parents have been divorced for over 30 years.
My mother might be dead for all I know. No one in my family has seen her in 12 years.
My father isn't going to attract a partner with the liver condition he's developed.
I don't think this is something I have to worry about.

It's all hypothetical, my man.

Yes, hypothetically you are forced to either watch or join in. Assuming it occurs. But it's not stated that it's forced to occur. It's likely you will live longer than your parents. Are they going to un-cremate themselves in order to make you keep watching them?
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