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xyphilia
06/20/18 8:21:51 AM
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That way you don't spill any of the juices and the shirt doesn't stain.

It will just fall on your skin which you can wash during a shower.
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pegusus123456
06/20/18 8:22:45 AM
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I have a similar life hack. If you take your pants and underwear off when you go to take a shit, you get almost no skid marks on your clothes.
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1337toothbrush
06/20/18 8:22:58 AM
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Here's a better lifehack: learn how to eat.
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DocileOrangeCup
06/20/18 8:23:51 AM
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Tmk
06/20/18 8:23:55 AM
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Life hack: Coconut dick.
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Chicken
06/20/18 8:30:46 AM
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Life hack: dont eat fruit until youre meal trained.
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xyphilia
06/20/18 8:33:57 AM
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It's very helpful especially when biting into a moderately peeled pomegranate or mango.
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mew4ever
06/20/18 8:41:42 AM
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I do wish pomegranate didn't stain everything. That crap doesn't come out either.
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bknight
06/20/18 8:43:49 AM
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Your semen taste better if you lay off red meat and ead a lot sweet fruit.
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MedzXVIII
06/20/18 8:55:40 AM
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Ice cream to cold? Microwave your spoon.
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Chicken
06/20/18 10:20:05 AM
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dolomedes posted...
Chicken posted...
Life hack: dont eat fruit until youre meal trained.

tbf if you don't have to rinse your hand off after biting into a peach, the peach isn't ready to be eaten


I could eat a peach for hours.
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xyphilia
06/22/18 5:29:52 AM
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*licks face creepily*
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3khc
06/22/18 5:40:18 AM
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Life Hack: Wipe your butt with your bare hands to save money on toilet paper. You can wash your hands with soap when you are finished.
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PanzerElite
06/22/18 5:40:47 AM
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I eat fruit over the sink.
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The_Doge
06/22/18 5:58:45 AM
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Life hack just wear a collar.
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xyphilia
06/24/18 4:22:29 AM
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dolomedes posted...
Chicken posted...
Life hack: dont eat fruit until youre meal trained.

tbf if you don't have to rinse your hand off after biting into a peach, the peach isn't ready to be eaten

Nectarines for me, they're way better with much better skin and mouth feel. The perfect fruit.
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Letron_James
06/24/18 4:23:24 AM
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Same goes for vg and boot
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aki_sora
06/24/18 4:28:50 AM
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Life hack: charge your phone when battery died
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SoundNetwork
06/24/18 4:29:18 AM
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Some people pee in the shower but not many poo in the shower. You can save water by pooing in the shower. You can save even more water by bathing instead of showering.
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fuzzylittlbunny
06/24/18 4:31:04 AM
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3khc posted...
Life Hack: Wipe your butt with your bare hands to save money on toilet paper. You can wash your hands with soap when you are finished.

Life hack: Don't wipe your butt ever and you'll save money on toilet paper, soap, and water.
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A_Good_Boy
06/24/18 4:36:34 AM
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xyphilia posted...
It will just fall on your skin which you can wash during a shower.

And take a fucking shower? Come get me then scurvy, cause fuck that!
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Mango Sauce
06/24/18 4:46:42 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Some people pee in the shower but not many poo in the shower. You can save water by pooing in the shower. You can save even more water by bathing instead of showering.

imagine the savings from pooing in the bath
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tri sapphire
06/24/18 5:22:23 AM
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xyphilia posted...
dolomedes posted...
Chicken posted...
Life hack: dont eat fruit until youre meal trained.

tbf if you don't have to rinse your hand off after biting into a peach, the peach isn't ready to be eaten

Nectarines for me, they're way better with much better skin and mouth feel. The perfect fruit.


Italian prune plums ftw.
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catboy0_0
06/24/18 5:23:19 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Take off your skin when eating fruit

flay the fruit and flay the skin. apply directly to the exposed forehead
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xyphilia
06/26/18 6:35:23 AM
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tri sapphire posted...
xyphilia posted...
dolomedes posted...
Chicken posted...
Life hack: dont eat fruit until youre meal trained.

tbf if you don't have to rinse your hand off after biting into a peach, the peach isn't ready to be eaten

Nectarines for me, they're way better with much better skin and mouth feel. The perfect fruit.


Italian prune plums ftw.

Why not regular fresh plums, why do you guys like anything pruny?
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Fam_Fam
06/26/18 6:45:25 AM
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Mango Sauce posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
Some people pee in the shower but not many poo in the shower. You can save water by pooing in the shower. You can save even more water by bathing instead of showering.

imagine the savings from pooing in the bath


who needs to imagine?
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xyphilia
06/26/18 7:43:21 AM
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Oh never mind they call them prunes before they turn into prunes, interesting. I wonder if I ever tasted them. Plums are so rarely good but when you bite into a good one... oh my god. Just Omg.
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A_Good_Boy
06/26/18 8:25:18 AM
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xyphilia posted...
Plums are so rarely good

What in the literal fuck
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xyphilia
06/28/18 6:59:46 AM
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Damn, forgot to take off my white shirt when eating cherries and now I stained it purple. I like when the tart juices dribble off my chin in hedonistic fashion but forgot that I still had my shirt on until it was too late. Oh well what can you do.
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kirbymuncher
06/29/18 3:38:44 PM
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this topic makes me sad I recently developed an allergy to fresh peaches/plums/nectarines and shouldn't eat them anymore :(
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xyphilia
07/01/18 2:56:13 AM
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Oh man that sucks! Is it bad?
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slimfizzle2
07/01/18 4:03:17 AM
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xyphilia posted...
Oh man that sucks! Is it bad?

Well the last time he ate a peach he died. So not to bad
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Roxborough4Ever
07/01/18 4:12:35 AM
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will this education lead to girls taking their shirts off to eat in public? that would be nice
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TheMikh
07/01/18 4:15:08 AM
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life hack: assume the worst
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kirbymuncher
07/01/18 10:31:24 AM
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mostly just makes my mouth/tongue/throat really itchy for like 10-15 minutes. super uncomfortable but nothing too dangerous, I thought. but then when I got allergy tested, I was told I should avoid eating them because while it's usually not a bad reaction there's always a smallish chance it could be serious one time and it's not really worth risking. I already kinda didn't like eating them anymore because of the itching so I was reluctantly fine with that.

At least it's only raw ones, so I can still have them cooked or in jams or whatever
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